Bowling Clinic

[SequSpur]

Saturday morning, Keda will be putting on a clinic.

Who is in?

[angel_luv]

" Bowing" eh ? Should I bring my own arrows? ;) :lol

[KEDA]

hey now

I hadnt promised anything

I might go practice, but I didnt get any hookups for anyone else.

[Solid D]

Sequ, will you be the opponent he clinics?

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/artist/c/clinic/canon/501032_426x104.jpg
Clinic

[SequSpur]

Dude, nobody said you were paying, you can't get a pair of lanes? I want to check out the new lanes.

Plus, it'll give an opportunity to all the fools to show their stuff.

Are you in?

[KEDA]

check your PMs


yes Ill be there at 10am, they have that stupid cosmic shit at noon, so I will be done before that starts.

Ill be there, will you?

[Kori Ellis]

Where?

I have some free bowling passes that KEDA (and Krista) gave me for my birthday.

[SequSpur]

I am going to pick up some new gear this week I hope, so if I don't get called in Friday night, I will be there for sho.

[KEDA]

Where?

I have some free bowling passes that KEDA (and Krista) gave me for my birthday.


1000 oaks, where your passes are valid, be there at 10 am if you want to bowl with me.

[Mr. Defense]

i LOVE IT when a plan comes together. :tu

[KEDA]

Ok, so heres the list

Billy
Sequ
Zac
Fluffy

mabye Kori and L J
and Katy?

[KEDA]

After we get done we can go eat too!

[Mr. Defense]

okay, here's the Deal, IF I CAN BEAT SEQU?

He gets on the SUPPORT AJ's Jersey TO THE RAFTERS BANDWAGON! :elephant

what do you guys average anyway?

what am i up against?

i get perfect 100's every time so you guys are fucked...just fyi. :elephant

[Mr. Defense]

well...sometimes 90's...but it's an A average, that's all i'm sayin. :tu

[KEDA]

I average 210, but as of recent more like 180, thats why Im going to practice.

[SequSpur]

It depends... sometimes 195... sometimes 205.... sometimes 230....

Depends on the shot... never less than 195.

[Mr. Defense]

fuck. i think i'm in trouble. well. i'll have fun and get to check out billies ass.

so it won't be a total loss. :tu

what weight ball do you use sequ? :lol :p

[SequSpur]

15.2 lbs.

[Mr. Defense]

.2?

dayum. you guys are SERIOUS about this stuff.

[SequSpur]

Its psychological for me, I used to throw 16s for years and then went to a 15 and for some reason, i have stuck with 15.2, because it is important to get the same feel when you try different balls on different conditions during the same night.

But my spare ball is a 14, which is way different...

[MannyIsGod]

Motherfucker, you are always asking for free beers and you freak out at the prospect of buying a 3 dollar game or 2 for somebody?

[KEDA]

have I upset you at some point in time? When I ask for a free beer or food or a Crown and Coke, its a JOKE, when have I EVER actually asked for any item for free at a GTG ever?

I allways ask Kori if there is anything I can bring to one of the GTGs at her house.

I was the one that set up a GTG last year at Kennedys.

and if I can get there early, I allways help set up tables and other items.

I dont know why you like to call me out on stuff all the time, but it really is starting to get annoying. Ill go on with my business, you go on with yours, deal?

[Mr. Defense]

yeah manny, layoff billy, he's cool....and i fully expect him to shine my balls this saturday! :elephant

hey billy, i'll even buy you a beer for it! thanks in advance! :elephant :p :lol

[KEDA]

I dont have keys to the shop there, so I guess your out of luck :lmao


also, I try not to drink when I bowl, especially when I practice, thats why its called practice, LOL

but can I have a free meal afterward?? PLEASE??? :lmao

[Mr. Defense]

free meal? no problem...you like chorizo? :lol

[KEDA]

only authentic Chorizo!!!


besides, Vienna Chorizo dont count buddy!

[Mr. Defense]

you got me. dayum. i even had the little can with the bottom missing so you could pop the top...:depressed

thousand oaks....so many good places to choose from....palapas sounds good. we'll take a vote on saturday! :elephant

[SequSpur]

Motherfucker, you are always asking for free beers and you freak out at the prospect of buying a 3 dollar game or 2 for somebody?

that was random

[MannyIsGod]

Damn, You'd think I'd broken up with you Billy. I crack on everyone and I thought you were man enough to take it. I guess I was wrong and I don't like to see grown men cry so i'll stop.

[bigzak25]

Damn, You'd think I'd broken up with you Billy. I crack on everyone and I thought you were man enough to take it. I guess I was wrong and I don't like to see grown men cry so i'll stop.


Yeah Keda, you big pussy...:lol


and i KNEW you and Manny were dating...y didn't you TELL me?

you two timing asshole. :cuss

[KEDA]

Yep, I cried ALOT!!!


as a matter of fact, I can someone bring me a box of Kleenex at the next GTG, Im almost out.

[Guru of Nothing]

Saturday morning, Keda will be putting on a clinic.


Will there be some of THIS (http://www.alldumb.com/item/19090/)

[KEDA]

ha ha THE FLOP


thats Mike Machuga, a product of the University of Nebraska!!!


Chugs has been doing the FLOP for years!!!!

I thought it was cool to see him do that after he won his first national stop!

Props to Chugs!!!

[TheTruth]

saturday @ 10 am?
my best game ever was a 173 when i was 14.
i'm lucky to break 120 now.
fucking shit.

[rr2418]

Is this open to all? If so, I would like to go. I work that day, but could get off early. I average right now 186 at LAFB.

[SequSpur]

we are just going up there to practice a little, no big deal. if you want to come, then just show up.

[SequSpur]

dude, i got the call today....

um... yeah... I think we are going to have you work this weekend....

Its okay though, i am gettin paid.

Hey, how many miles is it from here to edinburg?

[Mr. Defense]

Will there be some of THIS (http://www.alldumb.com/item/19090/)



no comment. but good link. :lol





http://happy.collegehumor.com/170.jpg

[Mr. Defense]

sequ you chicken shit...we don't care if you use a pink ball....just show up...:lol


j/k man...


so it's on fo sure right billy?

i love your name by the way...i think of the movie cable guy and the prison glass scene....don't ask me why...:lmao

[SequSpur]

i got to get some sleep for the spurs game, we'll see.

[Mr. Defense]

cool. you guys are gonna beat me anyway, but it's all about the good time and adolescent jokes....what time does beer go on sale on saturdays again? thanks in advance...:tu

[SequSpur]

i don't think there is a law on saturday.. only on Sunday at 12.

[Mr. Defense]

:elephant :drunk

[KEDA]

they dont sell beer while the junior leagues are in session, and that would be exactly when I would be bowling.


and yes, its still on for Saturday at 10am

[Wifey]

cool. you guys are gonna beat me anyway, but it's all about the good time and adolescent jokes....what time does beer go on sale on saturdays again? thanks in advance...:tu

thought you didn't drink

[rr2418]

I'm just wondering if anyone has played Crazy 8's? No, I don't mean the card game either!! It's a bowling game where you play across a set number of lanes and the object being to knock down at least 8 pins. For example, lets say we're playing over 5 pairs of lanes starting on lane 1. You start off on lane 1, if you roll at least 8 pins, you move on to lane 2. If you bowl at least 8, move on to lane 3, and so on and so on until you've reached lane 5. Then you go back to lane 1 and repeat the process. If you do not knock down at least 8, you are out of the competition. The object of the game is to be the only one left bowling. You could have as many people as you want. We use to bowl at Thousand Oaks at around 11:00pm when there wasn't anybody on the lanes. We would put in $5 or $10 bucks. Sometimes there was as many as 15 bowlers playing. It was pretty fun!

[KEDA]

I'm just wondering if anyone has played Crazy 8's? No, I don't mean the card game either!! It's a bowling game where you play across a set number of lanes and the object being to knock down at least 8 pins. For example, lets say we're playing over 5 pairs of lanes starting on lane 1. You start off on lane 1, if you roll at least 8 pins, you move on to lane 2. If you bowl at least 8, move on to lane 3, and so on and so on until you've reached lane 5. Then you go back to lane 1 and repeat the process. If you do not knock down at least 8, you are out of the competition. The object of the game is to be the only one left bowling. You could have as many people as you want. We use to bowl at Thousand Oaks at around 11:00pm when there wasn't anybody on the lanes. We would put in $5 or $10 bucks. Sometimes there was as many as 15 bowlers playing. It was pretty fun!


we used to do that when my Dad ran a center here in town, but we had to strike to move on.

And we would do it while we were pot bowling, and the pots were around $400-500. The longest I ever had was lanes 1-22 when I was at Country.

[Horry For 3!]

I average 210, but as of recent more like 180, thats why Im going to practice.
Thats near where I am at, 210 but I haven't went bowling in a longgg time. Last time I went bowling, I got a 235, which was like 2 years ago.

[midgetonadonkey]

Thats near where I am at, 210 but I haven't went bowling in a longgg time. Last time I went bowling, I got a 235, which was like 2 years ago.


I hate to be a dick, well I actually I enjoy it, but it's "I haven't gone bowling in a longgg time.

[Horry For 3!]

I hate to be a dick, well I actually I enjoy it, but it's "I haven't gone bowling in a longgg time.
Who cares and i'm sorry you have a little dick

[KEDA]

Ok

the list is as follows

KEDA
Big Zac
Fluffy

the mabye list

Fluffys sis (you better go)
Kori
L J
Sequ

[Horry For 3!]

Ok

the list is as follows

KEDA
Big Zac
Fluffy

the mabye list

Fluffys sis (you better go)
Kori
L J
Sequ
When is this? Saturday morning? If so, Texas plays at 12 that would be a no from me.

[KEDA]

well then, Ill see you all in the morning!!!

[SequSpur]

dude, i am probably out, i am working til the am.