I'm running for President in 2024

[Ghazi]

I am Imam Mahdi, Ali Khamenei's Representative in USA

My headquarters are in Westerville, Ohio and Columbus, Ohio

My name is Seena Jaffar Ghaziaskar

I am the 12th Imam, who is promised to lead an End Time spiritual revolution with Jesus to convert the entire world to Islam

The Quran will be the Law of America

You know where to find me

[Ghazi]

I will be 35 years old, so I will be eligible to run for office

FUCK JOE BIDEN
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK BARACK OBAMA
FUCK GEORGE BUSH

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH, THE LORD OF THE WORLDS!

[koriwhat]

I'd rather you run into traffic in 2024. Or do it now and save us from your worthless schtick already.

[hater]

I will be 35 years old, so I will be eligible to run for office

FUCK JOE BIDEN
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK BARACK OBAMA
FUCK GEORGE BUSH

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH, THE LORD OF THE WORLDS!

:tu

Youll probably be 10000x better president than Dump and Bidumb :tu


Good luck

[DMC]

I'd vote for you if you read the ST list again.

[Millennial_Messiah]

you wouldn't even win 10% in Franklin County, Ohio.

[Ghazi]

Under my watch, the United States will not recognize the state of Israel

The United States will not have a military

The United States will adhere to Sharia Law

Homosexuals must be crucified

[Dirks_Finale]

you wouldn't even win 10% in Franklin County, Ohio.


He outpolls Kamala, LBVS.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Under my watch, the United States will not recognize the state of Israel

The United States will not have a military

The United States will adhere to Sharia Law

Homosexuals must be crucified

that's the only one I agree with


He outpolls Kamala, LBVS.
Nah. I was in Columbus 2 years. Almost no Muslims to be found there except in the engineering school at tOSU

[DMC]

Under my watch, the United States will not recognize the state of Israel

The United States will not have a military

The United States will adhere to Sharia Law

Homosexuals must be crucified

Can't take anyone seriously who says "sharia law" since they mean the same thing.

[hater]

Under my watch, the United States will not recognize the state of Israel

The United States will not have a military

The United States will adhere to Sharia Law

Homosexuals must be crucified

I prefer Shawarma law :tu

[Ghazi]

Homosexuals can avoid crucifixition/stoning if they genuinely repent

LBGQT will be banned under my watch

Do they not meditate on the Quran? Nay, on their hearts are locks (4:82)

[Ghazi]

:tu

Youll probably be 10000x better president than Dump and Bidumb :tu


Good luck

According to Islam, luck isn't real

[Ghazi]

HEZBOLLAH IS VICTORIOUS, ISRAEL IS DEFEATED

Wikipedia 33 Days' War of 2006. Hezbollah destroyed the illusion of Israeli military might.

Israel is weaker than a spider web

Jerusalem is the eternal capital of Palestine

[Millennial_Messiah]

I prefer Shawarma law :tu

Meh - Allspice / cloves belong in pumpkin pie, not on lamb meat wraps tbh.

[pgardn]

Crhazi 2024

Make a campaign sign with an accompanying picture uhhh... guillotine slicing the word infi / dels in half?
We need an real marketing manager.
Colors?