Don't know if this is real or not

[SpursforSix]

Just got a text from someone trying to use a credit card. Safeway told them there's a nationwide outage on processing cc's. Cash only.
Sorry if this isn't true. I'm gonna grab some cash just in case.

[GAustex]

I always carry cash

[spurraider21]

Just got a text from someone trying to use a credit card. Safeway told them there's a nationwide outage on processing cc's. Cash only.
Sorry if this isn't true. I'm gonna grab some cash just in case.
were you talking to ducks?

[DMC]

If there's a nationwide outage, how are you going to get cash? :lol

[Chucho]

The only way there'd be a nationwide outage on credit card processing is if there was a national power outage. Way too many credit card processors and banks out there for there to be a national outage.

[Th'Pusher]

The only way there'd be a nationwide outage on credit card processing is if there was a national power outage. Way too many credit card processors and banks out there for there to be a national outage.

Glad we have chucho here to provide this rational and serious response.

High value post, tbh.

[Chucho]

Glad we have chucho here to provide this rational and serious response.

High value post, tbh.

When in Rome...

[SpursforSix]

If there's a nationwide outage, how are you going to get cash? :lol

Uh…from the bank. Anyway…it turns out it was nationwide particular to one store.

[SpursforSix]

were you talking to ducks?

I tried to run it by him but then he asked to pee pee in front of my kids.

[SpursforSix]

And fuck y’all. I’m just trying to help out my niggas. (no racist)

[Blake]

If there's a nationwide outage, how are you going to get cash? :lol


Uh…from the bank.

:lmao

[ElNono]

Just got a text from someone trying to use a credit card. Safeway told them there's a nationwide outage on processing cc's. Cash only.
Sorry if this isn't true. I'm gonna grab some cash just in case.

I have a Nigerian cousin that can get you money from your account if you give him the CC info... real standup guy too, IMHO, TBH

[DMC]

Uh…from the bank. Anyway…it turns out it was nationwide particular to one store.

If there was a nationwide outage, that would mean banks are down.

[DMC]

:lmao

Blake not understanding how a national outage would work.

[SpursforSix]

If there was a nationwide outage, that would mean banks are down.

Lol. No it doesn’t.

[Blake]

Blake not understanding how a national outage would work.

Rofl derp not understanding how a bank works

[Isitjustme?]

Rofl derp not understanding how a bank works

To be fair if The Smartest Guy in the Room can't figure it out what hope do the rest of us have??

[Leetonidas]

:lol

[TimDunkem]

Smartest Guy in the Room was so eager to for his daily shift of ankle biting that he forgot how banks work. :lol

[DMC]

Rofl derp not understanding how a bank works

National would be all banks. :lol you'll try to save face here and the fart/turd relationship will be on display.

[DMC]

Smartest Guy in the Room was so eager to for his daily shift of ankle biting that he forgot how banks work. :lol

Well we know you're a moron, you don't even know how sick time works.

[DMC]

The only way there'd be a nationwide outage on credit card processing is if there was a national power outage. Way too many credit card processors and banks out there for there to be a national outage.


Glad we have chucho here to provide this rational and serious response.

High value post, tbh.


If there was a nationwide outage, that would mean banks are down.


Lol. No it doesn’t.

:lol

[CosmicCowboy]

I just took a credit card transaction about two minutes ago.

[TimDunkem]

Well we know you're a moron, you don't even know how sick time works.
:lol Fattest Hands in the Room gets so mad he will remember this two years from now.
:lol "we"

[Ef-man]

Rofl derp not understanding how a bank works

:lol

[spurraider21]

Just got a text from someone trying to use a credit card. Safeway told them there's a nationwide outage on processing cc's. Cash only.
Sorry if this isn't true. I'm gonna grab some cash just in case.


If there's a nationwide outage, how are you going to get cash? :lol
:lmao derp

[DMC]

To be fair if The Smartest Guy in the Room can't figure it out what hope do the rest of us have??


:lol Fattest Hands in the Room gets so mad he will remember this two years from now.
:lol "we"

Seemed obvious a couple posts back, Bob Cratchit.

[DMC]

:lmao derp

https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=300629&p=10802082&viewfull=1#post10802082

:lol STIHTY

[ChumpDumper]

:lol derp mad

[TimDunkem]

Spurstalk. Serious business. :lol

[Blake]

National would be all banks. :lol you'll try to save face here and the fart/turd relationship will be on display.

:lol doubling down

[Blake]

:lol

:lmao

[Joseph Kony]

LOL fat fuck doesnt grasp that credit cards and banks arent the same thing

[DMC]

LOL fat fuck doesnt grasp that credit cards and banks arent the same thing

:lol low tier try hard troll doesn't understand what a national power outage means. Thinks it skips everything but banks.


The cardholder presents their credit card for payment to the merchant at the point of sale.
After swiping their credit card on a point of sale (POS) terminal, the customer’s credit card details are sent to the acquiring bank (or its acquiring processor) via an Internet connection or a phone line.
The acquiring bank or processor forwards the credit card details to the credit card network.
The credit card network clears the payment and requests payment authorization from the issuing bank. The authorization request includes the following:
Credit card number
Card expiration date
Billing address — for Address Verification System (AVS) validation
Card security code — CVV, for instance
Payment amount

[Ef-man]

:lol doubling down

:lmao

Too dumb to take his “L” and move on.

[DMC]

:lmao

Too dumb to take his “L” and move on.

dabom still afraid to list his MOS (or ashamed)

[Blake]

:lol low tier try hard troll doesn't understand what a national power outage means. Thinks it skips everything but banks.


The cardholder presents their credit card for payment to the merchant at the point of sale.
After swiping their credit card on a point of sale (POS) terminal, the customer’s credit card details are sent to the acquiring bank (or its acquiring processor) via an Internet connection or a phone line.
The acquiring bank or processor forwards the credit card details to the credit card network.
The credit card network clears the payment and requests payment authorization from the issuing bank. The authorization request includes the following:
Credit card number
Card expiration date
Billing address — for Address Verification System (AVS) validation
Card security code — CVV, for instance
Payment amount


:lol still thinks he's winning the thread with this

[Joseph Kony]

:lol low tier try hard troll doesn't understand what a national power outage means. Thinks it skips everything but banks.


The cardholder presents their credit card for payment to the merchant at the point of sale.
After swiping their credit card on a point of sale (POS) terminal, the customer’s credit card details are sent to the acquiring bank (or its acquiring processor) via an Internet connection or a phone line.
The acquiring bank or processor forwards the credit card details to the credit card network.
The credit card network clears the payment and requests payment authorization from the issuing bank. The authorization request includes the following:
Credit card number
Card expiration date
Billing address — for Address Verification System (AVS) validation
Card security code — CVV, for instance
Payment amount



jesus christ you're fucking stupid :lmao


Just got a text from someone trying to use a credit card. Safeway told them there's a nationwide outage on processing cc's. Cash only.
Sorry if this isn't true. I'm gonna grab some cash just in case.

You're the only one talking about a power outage you fat retard

[Joseph Kony]

obviously there isn't a nationwide power outage because the dude is at fucking Safeway shopping in the OP. :lmao keep holding that L fatty

[TimDunkem]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[DMC]

The only way there'd be a nationwide outage on credit card processing is if there was a national power outage. Way too many credit card processors and banks out there for there to be a national outage.


jesus christ you're fucking stupid :lmao



You're the only one talking about a power outage you fat retard

Read more, suck less.

[DMC]

obviously there isn't a nationwide power outage because the dude is at fucking Safeway shopping in the OP. :lmao keep holding that L fatty

So obviously there isn't a nationwide CC processing outage. Took you a while to get here, dipshit. :lol

Maybe re-alt then try again.

[Joseph Kony]

:lmao :lmao 5 hours and that's the shitty retort you came up with?

that post you're quoting is also after your original post you dumb fuck. keep digging that hole deeper fatty

[DMC]

https://media.tenor.co/images/825788730461a5733c951e5e075e22c0/tenor.gif

:lol

[Blake]

DMC just keeps digging that hole.

Have you really never gone to a bank and withdrawn cash? I think you're plenty old enough.

[DMC]

DMC just keeps digging that hole.

Have you really never gone to a bank and withdrawn cash? I think you're plenty old enough.

Not when the power was out nationally :lol

[Blake]

Not when the power was out nationally :lol

:lol your reading comprehension is just awful

[DMC]

The only way there'd be a nationwide outage on credit card processing is if there was a national power outage. Way too many credit card processors and banks out there for there to be a national outage.


:lol your reading comprehension is just awful

I read just fine. Do you disagree with Chucho?

Unless you think banks don't process cards, then all processing being down means banks too are down.

[Ef-man]

I read just fine. Do you disagree with Chucho?

Unless you think banks don't process cards, then all processing being down means banks too are down.

Triggered enough to edit his post. :lol

[DMC]

Triggered enough to come out of lurking since 2006. :lol

[Winehole23]

"They all say that the mind starts to go as you get older. What they don't tell you is, you won't miss it very much."

[Winehole23]

DMC getting ethered on the reg by all comers. He's basically the new xray/derp.

[Winehole23]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbRDD86WQAc7-JW?format=jpg&name=360x360

[Winehole23]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbMwd0HWQAAGbNi?format=jpg&name=900x900

[Ef-man]

DMC getting ethered on the reg by all comers. He's basically the new xray/derp.

He ran off to sulk from the many beatdowns. :lol