****OFFICIAL Week 5 Game Thread, Sponsored By Fumblin' Fatass John Fetterman****

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Eagles are 4-0. Vote for Dr. Oz for PA Senate. Fetterman is a big fat leeching turd.

October 9, 2022 All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS


CBS SINGLE
https://506sports.com/2022/05-CBS.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Pittsburgh @ Buffalo
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Miami @ NY Jets
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green

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LA Chargers @ Cleveland
Greg Gumbel, Adam Archuleta

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Tennessee @ Washington
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

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Houston @ Jacksonville
Spero Dedes, Jay Feely

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San Francisco @ Carolina (LATE)
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis



FOX EARLY https://506sports.com/2022/05-FOX-E.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Atlanta @ Tampa Bay
Joe Davis, Daryl Johnson

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Chicago @ Minnesota
Adam Amin, Mark Schlereth

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Detroit @ New England
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

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Seattle @ New Orleans
Brandon Gaudin, Matt Millen


FOX LATE https://506sports.com/2022/05-FOX-L.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Dallas @ LA Rams
Kevin Burkhardt, Greg Olsen

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Philadelphia @ Arizona
Chris Myers, Robert Smith

Thursday Night: Indianapolis @ Denver (Amazon)
also WRTV (ABC 6) Indy; KMGH (ABC 7) Denver
Sunday 9:30 AM ET: NY Giants vs Green Bay (in London) (NFLN; Kevin Kugler, Mark Sanchez)
also WABC (ABC 7) NYC; WLUK (FOX 11) Green Bay; WTMJ (NBC 4) Milwaukee
Sunday Night: Cincinnati @ Baltimore (NBC)
Monday Night: Las Vegas @ Kansas City (ESPN)
also KLAS (CBS 8) Las Vegas; KCTV (CBS 5) KC

[DAF86]

That Rainman dude staying true to his name.

[Robz4000]

:lol Hines getting concussed as soon as he becomes fantasy relevant for me

[DAF86]

Just when you thought TNF couldn't get any worse, they promote Commies-Bears for next week. :lol

[MultiTroll]

Struggle bad pass or WR phuck up?

Colts about to tie and force OT. :lol

[DAF86]

Leaving the stadium with OT about to start :lmao

[DAF86]

Anyone else rooting for the tie?

[FrostKing]

Unwatchable Broncos on primetime again next week

[DAF86]

Hackett really wants to be fired. 4th and 1, just run the fucking ball. :lol

[Robz4000]

:lol the Struggle is real

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol the Struggle is real
:lol

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/f0g6vW3/Screenshot-20221006-205056-Chrome.jpg

Currently has to be one of the worst contracts in NFL history

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/YbmTXsd/IMG-20221006-WA0044.jpg

[DAF86]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FecA0fsXkAAgM8T?format=jpg&name=small

Damn, that's bad.

[FrostKing]

https://twitter.com/betonline_ag/status/1578213965221359616

[FrostKing]

Broncos reddit begging for Sean Payton

Every struggling teams rescue plan

[DeadlyDynasty]

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[FrostKing]

Looking at the decline of the Legion of Boom

SB loss
Blown out by Panthers in Div Round
Blown out by Falcons in Div Round
Missed playoffs

[DeadlyDynasty]

You forgot lost to Dak Prescott in first round. Dak’s only playoff win to date

[Millennial_Messiah]

Pete Carroll did the right thing but it was honestly too late. He should have kept drafting QBs instead of blowing picks on old oft injured guys like Jimmy Graham and Percy Harvin to make Struggle happy.

He should have treated his Legion of Boom with more respect and attention and kept drafting to replenish and stock up the defense and realized that that was the strength of the team. Also building on the offensive line with mean guys who could win up front and run block, acknowledging that Struggle is and always was a bus driver that could be replaced pretty easily at the end of his rookie contract if he wanted to get paid.

Also it was such a fucking farce that Struggle's "...because you've got to go through us, Go Hawks..." was the feature of the Seahawks' Super Bowl presentation instead of Chancellor/Thomas/Sherman/Wagner etc.

[Darth_Pelican]

It's days like last night that I wish Larry were still here trying to defend his boy Struggle.

[Mark Celibate]

You forgot lost to Dak Prescott in first round. Dak’s only playoff win to date

And Jason Garrett tbh

the only playoff win in the Cuckott/Garrett dynasty rofl

[Mark Celibate]

I mean Jesus…imagine going from winning the Super Bowl to only a few years later having your season end while watching Jason Garrett and his sh!t eating grin approach you at midfield. Talk about a suicide inducing fall from grace tbh

[DeadlyDynasty]

CanceRuss
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[FrostKing]

Almost every early game tomorrow lacks appeal

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Packers' offense and defense in the 2nd half.
https://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/TWCNews/trash_staten_islandny1_10272021?wid=767&hei=431&$wide-bg$

[GAustex]

^this

[MultiTroll]

Twinkle Toes Rodgers throwing like a rookie on the final two batted down passes.

[FkLA]

Of course Gabe Davis goes off the week I drop him :lol

[FrostKing]

Bad early games. I switched to Soccer :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Fraudgers

[DeadlyDynasty]

Bills have given up 7 points in the 2nd half this year, and that came on that 3rd and 22 pass to Waddle in the Miami game when both starting outside corners and our 2 AP safeties missed the game.

Today they were without 2 DTs, starting MLB, and 3/4 secondary starters. Since the Bye is Week 7, I’d sit all the banged up players again next week against KC and see what the young bucks are made of. I expect to have nearly a fully healthy roster for our Week 8 home game against the Pack

[lefty20]

Time to trade Dak and Elliot, tbh.

[leemajors]

That was unexpected

[FrostKing]

1st Half this season

49ers - 61
Opponent - 3

[Mark Celibate]

This is like watching a 2010-era SEC game. Stacked defensive lines vs putrid offenses. Anything longer than 3rd and 6 is an automatic punt imo

[Robz4000]

:lol of course Nick Bosa is hurt again

[Mark Celibate]

Rush giving us Cuckott numbers for a fraction of the salary

[Mark Celibate]

man this game sucks tbh imo

[Mark Celibate]

Dallas pass rush hasn’t even been that good this game overall. McVay outsmarting himself with these trick plays and quick dump offs

[MultiTroll]

Action Jackson!

Ravens 19 Bills 17

[Millennial_Messiah]

Action Jackson!

Ravens 19 Bills 17
Surprising you didn't post anything on "roughing the Brady" this week tbh

[DAF86]

lol kickers do matter afterall.

[DAF86]

I've seen many people say that the Chiefs' O-line is the best in the game. Bro, like how? :lol

[DAF86]

They are killing football. How's that roughing the passer?

[Robz4000]

:lol awful week for the refs

[spurraider21]

why are the fans mad? was a perfect call. if anything jones should have been tossed for targeting tbqh

[lefty20]

Coaches should get one challenge for calls as well. Only way to make sure that stripes don't go fully Joey West/Angel Hernandez and take over the game.

[MultiTroll]

Surprising you didn't post anything on "roughing the Brady" this week tbh
Lets get a thread compilation going.

FFS just saw the Chiefs defender do a strip and grab the ball. He gets wrung up for Roughing the Brady / Josh Allen as David Carr falls to the ground and he falls on him.
AFTER the strip.

[DAF86]

Lets get a thread compilation going.

FFS just saw the Chiefs defender do a strip and grab the ball. He gets wrung up for Roughing the Brady / Josh Allen as David Carr falls to the ground and he falls on him.
AFTER the strip.

And just now Mahomes gets tackled exactly the same way Brady did and no flag. This same crew just called roughing the passer for a strip-sack on Carr in the first half. They can't even call it constistently.

[DAF86]

Coaches should get one challenge for calls as well. Only way to make sure that stripes don't go fully Joey West/Angel Hernandez and take over the game.

They tried for one year with PI's and it didn't change anything. Refs just kept their awfull original calls and the NFL scratched PI challenges.

[DAF86]

You can't see a sack now without fearing it will be flaged. :lol

[DAF86]

Game might come down to the kickers. Chiefs are fucked if so.

[DAF86]

Why go for two? Force the Raiders to go for the TD and convertion if they want to tie it.

[lefty20]

Yeah, that was a head scratcher.

I get the comfort of having a two possession game, but a conversion isn't exactly a gimme either.

[Robz4000]

:lol Raiders

[lefty20]

Both coaches really rolling the dice out there.

[DAF86]

As soon as the Chiefs missed that 2 pts convertion, I knew McDaniels was going to go for the 2 pts as well to try and send a message, but it is a retarded move too. The only thing you gain if you get it is the Chiefs and Mahomes playing more agressive and getting 4 downs every try.

[DAF86]

3rd and 3 and that's your play? Playcalling genius Andy Reid.

[DAF86]

Not a catch, tbh.

[DAF86]

Why take so much time in something so obvious?

[lefty20]

lol wtf was that

[DAF86]

Same ol Chiefs of always, tbh. I never understood all this talk about the best O-line in the game and improved defense. Both still mid as fuck. This team will get as far as Mahomes and Kelce take them, tbh.

[Mark Celibate]

I’ll be the first to concede that Rush is not the answer, but there’s no way anybody can tell me Cuckott is the better QB (atleast not when the game is on the line, we all know Cuckott is the garbage time GOAT). To me they are about equal but the team lately actually has “grit”
about them. I don’t want Cuckott’s stench anywhere near the team. As soon as he comes back, there’s no doubt his fake, chest beating personality will turn the team back into the soft front runners they’ve always been tbh imho

[leemajors]

I’ll be the first to concede that Rush is not the answer, but there’s no way anybody can tell me Cuckott is the better QB (atleast not when the game is on the line, we all know Cuckott is the garbage time GOAT). To me they are about equal but the team lately actually has “grit”
about them. I don’t want Cuckott’s stench anywhere near the team. As soon as he comes back, there’s no doubt his fake, chest beating personality will turn the team back into the soft front runners they’ve always been tbh imho

I think it depends. If Moore instantly reverts back to throwing 40-50 times a game, they are screwed. If they stay balanced and take advantage of the opportunities the defense provides them, great.

[MultiTroll]

Sure sure it's just a coincidence.

There's a reason most fans have never seen a defensive holding penalty on a field goal and that's because it's a call that rarely gets made. Before Monday night, the last time any team in the NFL got flagged for it came in 2015, according to the Associated Press (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ApTCy8kuU). The twist here is that the last team to get flagged for it was also the Raiders and the referee in that 2015 game was the same referee from Monday night: Carl Cheffers.

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