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timvp
10-07-2022, 02:29 PM
https://i.ibb.co/YXDF8HV/PXL-20221007-185842811.jpg

timvp
10-07-2022, 02:37 PM
He's so bad these days it's hilarious:lol

The fans in Bologna love their hometown hero but he can't do anything. He's on track to lose this Euroleague game almost singlehandedly.

spurraider21
10-07-2022, 02:38 PM
https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni/giphy.gif

timvp
10-07-2022, 02:52 PM
Beli hasn't tallied a stat entering the fourth. This is the type of talent the Spurs need to target this season, tbvh.

DJR210
10-07-2022, 03:09 PM
:lmao testosterone down, stats down, balls shrunk.. poor guy. Time to hang em up

timtonymanu
10-07-2022, 03:14 PM
He looked really bad his last year with us but still played in the rotation.

timvp
10-07-2022, 04:51 PM
Bologna vs. Monaco Grades

The Good
+Beli amazingly bad at defense and doesn't even get touches on offense. Would be a great tank addition.
+Donatas Motiejunas also as bad as he used to be.
+The Kinder Bologna Manu shrine was super cool. Man, miss that guy :cry
+Bologna fans wear all black so there were a ton of Spurs jerseys in the crowd.
+The Manu, Ettore Messina and championship Beli connection makes just about every basketball fan in this city a Spurs fan.
+It was Bologna's first Euroleague game in 15 years. Crowd was really loud. Never stopped being loud. Same arena as when Manu played here so I could see why big stages in the NBA didn't effect him.
+Halftime pizza in Italy hits different :tu

The Bad
-Mike James too good. He's probably better than any Spurs point guard. Don't sign him.
-Jaron Blossomgame is kinda decent-ish these days. Don't bring him back during the tank.
-A lot of Nephew jerseys. Spurs jerseyes, yes, but still.
-Euroleague games are fun but you have to dodge batteries and water bottles after bad calls.

objective
10-07-2022, 05:49 PM
One of the hallmarks for this team being poorly managed, bringing back Marco even at the minimum, let alone what they paid him.

playblair
10-07-2022, 06:24 PM
timvp would this starting 5 earn the top pick?

gary neal
beli
bogans
bonner
daye

spurraider21
10-07-2022, 07:07 PM
timvp (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=8) would this starting 5 earn the top pick?

gary neal
beli
bogans
bonner
daye
neal gun would will us to a couple of extra wins tbh. forbes tho

and if you really wanted to tank you probably put in some bum like dejuan blair instead of bonner

benefactor
10-07-2022, 10:06 PM
Dem SA messican hotties are ready for det long thick sausage to come back home

playblair
10-08-2022, 07:54 PM
neal gun would will us to a couple of extra wins tbh. forbes tho

and if you really wanted to tank you probably put in some bum like dejuan blair instead of bonner
bum????? your narrative is getting tiring.....blair has 3 30/20 games he is no bum

playblair
10-08-2022, 07:57 PM
Dem SA messican hotties are ready for det long thick sausage to come back home
ur mistaking beli for hill
http://fanpagepress.net/m/G/george-hill-model-2.jpg

ismael-robert
10-08-2022, 08:17 PM
U just pull that real quick out your favorite folder

spurraider21
10-08-2022, 08:57 PM
bum????? your narrative is getting tiring.....blair has 3 30/20 games he is no bum
He has never scored 30 in a single game

ElNono
10-09-2022, 06:40 PM
Still better than Porker

baseline bum
10-09-2022, 11:30 PM
He's so bad these days it's hilarious:lol

The fans in Bologna love their hometown hero but he can't do anything. He's on track to lose this Euroleague game almost singlehandedly.

If you're still there 'ti puzza figa' is a nice greeting that will make you sound fluent to the locals. 'Porca madonna' is another useful expression, say after a great meal.

Ed Helicopter Jones
10-13-2022, 05:11 AM
If you're still there 'ti puzza figa' is a nice greeting that will make you sound fluent to the locals. 'Porca madonna' is another useful expression, say after a great meal.

Putting those in the ol’ Rolodex for the Italy trip next year. Always like to relate to the locals! :tu