Week 16 Sponsored by Donald Trumps stolen NFTs

[MultiTroll]

JVille @ NYJ

Buffalo @ Chicago
New Orleans @ Cleveland
Houston @ Tennessee
Seattle @ Kansas City
New York @ Minnesota
Cincinnati @ New England
Detroit @ Carolina
Atlanta @ Baltimore
Washington @ San Francisco
Philadelphia @ Dallas
Las Vegas @ Pittsburgh

Green Bay @ Miami
Denver @ Los Angeles
Tampa Bay @ Arizona

Los Angeles @ Indianapolis

[MultiTroll]

Begets the question of how hard or not should a team go after the #1 seed?
#1 seed = SuperBowl appearance how often the last 10 years? Am looking it up.

Now Buffalo i think should go after the #1 with their shitty weather. Hopefully the Bills Labia won't hit one of their own players with an iceball.

But SuperJoe Burrow and Mahomes have played in bad weather so no lock with home court.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm rooting for either Cinci or the Chiefs to get the #1 seed. Fuck Trash Allen and his monkeyballing/monkeypox or whatever it's called.

[MultiTroll]

QBs out / replacements

Lamar Jackson / Hundley
Jalen Hurts / Gardner Minshew
Tannahill / Malik Willis Tannahil out for season.

[MultiTroll]

NFL Network's Stacey Dales: Buffalo Bills-Chicago Bears could have 30 MPH winds, -20° temperature at game time (https://www.nfl.com/videos/dales-bills-bears-could-have-30-mph-winds-20-temperature-at-game-time)

[Will Hunting]

Mac Jones is so fucking bad, and sadly it’s gonna be at least another season before Belichick figures that out.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Mac Jones is so fucking bad, and sadly it’s gonna be at least another season before Belichick figures that out.

Spoke too soon?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lol Stevan Ridley Patriots fumble at the end :lol never fails

...or whatever

[Millennial_Messiah]

If forward progress was challengeable (which it should be) it would have been overturned. Definitely forward progress was stopped well above where he fumbled.

[RD2191]

Dak needs to get benched

[Mark Celibate]

ROOOOOFFFFFLLLLL

The cucking starts early this week tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Wack Prescott already in prime playoff form, throwing Pick 6s to DEs and it's 10-0 Eagles already.

:lol Cowturds

[Millennial_Messiah]

ROOOOOFFFFFLLLLL

The cucking starts early this week tbh

Well look on the bright side, now that we're down double digits at least he'll have plenty of opportunity to drop back and throw and pad the stats. Looks like the run game won't be a factor for Dallas today.

[Mark Celibate]

Well look on the bright side, now that we're down double digits at least he'll have plenty of opportunity to drop back and throw and pad the stats. Looks like the run game won't be a factor for Dallas today.

sons, the way this one is going, this will be a 400+ yard game from Dak with half of those yards as 4th quarter checkdowns ...looks like Dak will be going to the phone booth early to put the garbage time cape on tbh imho

[Will Hunting]

phone booth
Oh! A phong is ringin!

[RD2191]

Kellen Moore is a dumbass

[Millennial_Messiah]

Now THAT'S why you go for it on 4th & 8 from the +45 instead of punting like a pussy. :toast

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lose the half, lose the game :td

[RD2191]

Defense is fucking trash

[Mark Celibate]

:lol Diggs going full ooga booga

[RD2191]

Throw the whole team away

[Mark Celibate]

Oh! A phong is ringin!

As we continue to talk to…the late, great Dez Bryant!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Daron Bland with the Malcolm Butler 2015 goods :tu

[Millennial_Messiah]

As long as Jerry is alive, this team will only go as far as this offense goes. 1 sack in the last 3 games and can't get a stop unless they force a turnover.

[Millennial_Messiah]

We won this game because of lucky-ass fluke turnovers. :lmao 4 of 'em... two of them sheer luck :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Ugh, situational awareness Dak... throw it away there... don't take the sack when the clock is already going to stop at 2:00....... UGH :pctoss

[RD2191]

GO FOR IT YOU FUCKS

[Mark Celibate]

Ugh, situational awareness Dak... throw it away there... don't take the sack when the clock is already going to stop at 2:00....... UGH :pctoss

yeah even when Cuckott has a good game you still can’t really trust him. Plays the position so awkwardly…bad situational awareness, scrambling into pressure from a clean pocket, throwing it too late and messing up the timing etc

[RD2191]

Can't close a game :lol

[Mark Celibate]

rofl I think we all know how this is going to end…:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Survived. Though I'm convinced Minshew might be better than Jalen Hurts as a pure QB. The monkeyball thing is an equalizer but it can only take a QB so far before he gets injured.

[Millennial_Messiah]

rofl I think we all know how this is going to end…:lol

Team 40 burger with the win on defense. :toast suck it Philthy!!!!

[Mark Celibate]

Ultimately meaningless game…Dallas locked into the top wildcard spot only
to inevitably lose to the GOAT in the first round tbh

[Arcadian]

This one's for Franco. ����

[Mark Celibate]

Survived. Though I'm convinced Minshew might be better than Jalen Hurts as a pure QB. The monkeyball thing is an equalizer but it can only take a QB so far before he gets injured.

agreed although black quarterbacks with Uncle Tom personalities are worshipped like they are the next Joe Montana for some reason. No question whitey will give him a mega deal tbh imho

[leemajors]

He'll get a Scott Mitchell contract and probably wash out

[Robz4000]

Packers gonna make the playoffs, aren't they?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Packers gonna make the playoffs, aren't they?
I doubt it.

[MultiTroll]

Tua WTF?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Tua ended the game with 3 straight 4th qtr INTs:lmao

[Will Hunting]

God, Russell Wilson is so pathetically bad

[Robz4000]

Tua ended the game with 3 straight 4th qtr INTs:lmao


God, Russell Wilson is so pathetically bad

Can we get a special edition of the BQB report this week since it's Christmas tbh?

[Robz4000]

This game deserves to end in a tie tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Packers gonna make the playoffs, aren't they?
I don't see it likely.

GB winning out (Vikings and Lions at home, not guaranteed but doable) would make them 9-8. Lions by default would get a 9th loss, so they'd be out.

GB does automatically win the tiebreaker over SEA because GB is 2-3 against the AFC, while SEA is 3-2 against the AFC. Conference record is tiebreaker between two teams with same record from different divisions in the same conference, so GB does win tiebreaker over SEA.

Problem is, GB making the playoffs requires either the Giants to lose out, or the Redskins/Commanders losing 1 out of their last 2.

Giants losing out isn't happening because their next game is at home against a shitty hapless Colts squad who's long already thrown in the towel.

Commanders aren't losing at home to the equally shitty and hapless Browns. So they'd need to lose Week 18 against the Cowboys, which is only likely if the Eagles lose at home next week to the Saints (and the Cowboys still have to win at Tennessee this Thursday, but that's likely since TEN has no QB) but the Saints also don't have a QB and Jalen Hurts might be coming back, and the Eagles looked plenty competent even without Hurts this past Sunday.

The Eagles beating the Saints would mean Dallas is permanently locked into the #5 seed no matter what (they can finish no worse than #5 as-is) so Dallas will likely be resting starters especially big name guys with nagging injuries like Parsons and Lawrence, some of their starting OLine, Zeke, and maybe Dak.

So if the Eagles win at home vs. the Saints (very likely), and the Giants win at home vs. the Colts and Commanders win at home vs the Browns (all three very likely), Week 18 is completely meaningless for Dallas and means everything to the Commanders. Plus, what incentive does Dallas have to help their worst nemesis Daddy Rodgers into the playoffs? :lmao



God, Russell Wilson is so pathetically bad
The Pick! destroyed him, but he was always an overachieving 3rd round talent playing with an elite rushing attack and god tier defense until that fell apart, tbh.



Can we get a special edition of the BQB report this week since it's Christmas tbh?
Struggle sucks, Tua isn't black, the Bears are trash, the Ravens won and Dak threw a pick six then scored 40 on the Eagles number one ranked pass defense.