All Fap, all tha dayum time 2023!!!

[lebomb]

Fap till ya black out, Fap like ya slapping dat chicken like Will Smiff on an awards show. Beat dat hamster like Mike Tyson in his prime. Girlfriend, wife or gay….Fap like it’s no tomorrow. After dat, Fap again!!!

[MultiTroll]

:lol

On the way to Michigan.
And back.

[lebomb]

C'mon yall........... noone wants to Fap in 2023? I mean if you run out of lotion, just use your tears. :cry

[lebomb]

There ya go!!! MultiTroll!!! :claw

Commence to Fappin! In the car or airplane it doesnt matter. :smokin

[Millennial_Messiah]

Why fap if you've got a wife or a girlfriend?

[BD24]

If anyone needs proof that andy doesn’t, and has never, had a girlfriend. Please refer to the above

[Millennial_Messiah]

If anyone needs proof that andy doesn’t, and has never, had a girlfriend. Please refer to the above

Why would you need to fap...? I mean you can still have sex when she's on her period. I have plenty of times. It doesn't bother me. Dick needs to earn his red wings too.

[BD24]

Don’t worry andy, if you get a girlfriend someday you will figure it out

[Millennial_Messiah]

Don’t worry andy, if you get a girlfriend someday you will figure it out

I had one last from May to August. Okay, admittedly there were some good faps in there on the days I didn't spend with her, especially on days following or two or three days after the sex. Just me thinking in the shower about making a baby with her. But the faps weren't as good as the sex.

[lebomb]

Don’t worry andy, if you get a girlfriend someday you will figure it out

Haha…. No need to explain right?

[lebomb]

I had one last from May to August. Okay, admittedly there were some good faps in there on the days I didn't spend with her, especially on days following or two or three days after the sex. Just me thinking in the shower about making a baby with her. But the faps weren't as good as the sex.

They typically never are unless your girl looks like a troll or is like an icebox in bed. Then Fap is the way to go.

[Millennial_Messiah]

They typically never are unless your girl looks like a troll or is like an icebox in bed. Then Fap is the way to go.

I had one gorgeously attractive girl who was like that. Ugh. I was stuck on her for a long time too after we broke up, too. Even though the sex was downright one-sided and lousy I carried a torch for her for way too damn long.