'23 WILD CARD Weekend

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/bBThNKD/16732400457641.webp

[Millennial_Messiah]

Seems very lackluster tbh except for the MNF game. The rest will be blowouts and/or just boring. NYG/MIN could be interesting. Either the Vikings win by a field goal or the Giants win by two scores or better.

[FrostKing]

Seems very lackluster tbh except for the MNF game. The rest will be blowouts and/or just boring. NYG/MIN could be interesting. Either the Vikings win by a field goal or the Giants win by two scores or better.
What's got you down amigo? Slow balling


There will be an upset
- Giants
- Ravens
- Cowboys

[Arcadian]

Post your predictions.

First Round:
Chargers over Jaguars
Bengals over Ravens
Bills over Dolphins
Bucs over Cowboys
Vikings over Giants
49ers over Seahawks

Second Round:
Chiefs over Chargers
Bills over Bengals
Eagles over Bucs
49ers over Vikings

Conference:
Bills over Chiefs
49ers over Eagles

Super Bowl:
Bills over 49ers

[benefactor]

If Dallas loses to Brady the meltdown across social media will measure on the Richter scale

[Robz4000]

If Dallas loses to Brady the meltdown across social media will measure on the Richter scale

It'll be glorious

[Robz4000]

Post your predictions.

First Round:
Chargers over Jaguars
Bengals over Ravens
Bills over Dolphins
Bucs over Cowboys
Vikings over Giants
49ers over Seahawks

Second Round:
Chiefs over Chargers
Bills over Bengals
Eagles over Bucs
49ers over Vikings

Conference:
Bills over Chiefs
49ers over Eagles

Super Bowl:
Bills over 49ers

WC -

AFC:
Bills over Dolphins
Bengals over Ravens
Jags over Chargers

NFC:
Niners over Seacucks
Vikings over Giants (coinflip imo)
Bucs over Cowgirls

Divisional -

AFC:
Chiefs over Jags
Bills over Bengals

NFC:
Eagles over Bucs
Niners over Vikings

CGs -

Chiefs over Bills
Niners over Eagles

SB -

Chiefs over Niners

[lefty]

Seacucks over Niners tbh

[FrostKing]

Seacucks over Niners tbh
Stick to footy m8.

[lefty]

Stick to footy m8.
Somebody explain him
I can't do it myself because the universe is very unforgiving

[Robz4000]

Stick to footy m8.
lefty is lord of the jinx tbh. Let him work his magic.

[FrostKing]

lefty (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896) is lord of the jinx tbh. Let him work his magic.
Let him COOK

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/vYHgKCh/Screenshot-20230110-140115-Chrome.jpg

[Millennial_Messiah]

Post your predictions.

First Round:
Chargers over Jaguars
Bengals over Ravens
Bills over Dolphins
Bucs over Cowboys
Vikings over Giants
49ers over Seahawks

Second Round:
Chiefs over Chargers
Bills over Bengals
Eagles over Bucs
49ers over Vikings

Conference:
Bills over Chiefs
49ers over Eagles

Super Bowl:
Bills over 49ers
Gah Bufalo is sooooooooo overrated

[Millennial_Messiah]

What's got you down amigo? Slow balling


There will be an upset
- Giants
- Ravens
- Cowboys
Go Dolphins.

Dallas 12-4 beating 8-8 Tampa wouldn't be an upset. If anything the opposite happening would be, but Brady is the confounding variable.

[MultiTroll]

Go Dolphins.

Dallas 12-4 beating 8-8 Tampa wouldn't be an upset. If anything the opposite happening would be, but Brady is the confounding variable.
8-8 Tampa with BradyRef becomes 13-3 Tampa. Don't count your chickens yet if your pulling for the Cowgirls.

Buffalo is going to pound the Dolphins.

[Millennial_Messiah]

8-8 Tampa with BradyRef becomes 13-3 Tampa. Don't count your chickens yet if your pulling for the Cowgirls.

Buffalo is going to pound the Dolphins.
I really wish Pittsburgh had found a way into the playoffs at #7 because they're the one wildcard team that could beat anyone with that head coach and defense. They could win in Buffalo. Miami... will be overmatched even if Tua plays.

[DAF86]

Seems very lackluster tbh except for the MNF game. The rest will be blowouts and/or just boring. NYG/MIN could be interesting. Either the Vikings win by a field goal or the Giants win by two scores or better.

If Lamar plays, watch out. The Ravens' defense has been under the radar but actually pretty elite the past few weeks.

[MultiTroll]

If Lamar plays, watch out. The Ravens' defense has been under the radar but actually pretty elite the past few weeks.
Think that is going to be a gameday decision. Don't think Lamar nor the Ravens are faking it.

Agree about the D, and it's not just the past two weeks. Put in so many 3 and out situations by the inept offense.

[lefty]

lefty (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896) is lord of the jinx tbh. Let him work his magic.


Let him COOK


I didn't say that, because even if I did...I couldn't say that I said it.

You see what I'm saying?

[SpursforSix]

If Dallas loses to Brady the meltdown across social media will measure on the Richter scale

IDK about that. I think most CB fans have accepted this will be a loss. I don't know how they can cover Evans and Godwin. Not to mention if Julio gets back. And Gage isn't nothing.
IMO, Lamb would be the WR3 for the Bucs right now.

Cowboys are f'd unless a bunch of shit miraculously comes together at the same time.

[Mark Celibate]

Browsing forums across the inter webs most Cowboy
fans, myself included, think it’s a foregone conclusion they will be one and done. Anyone who doesn’t should consider the Viability of Suicide tbh

other than at some sh!tty dive bar at 2 am in the middle
of be@nerville the stereotypical Cowboy fan who has delusions of winning the Super Bowl is a myth at this point IMO just being milked by ESPN as long as they can for ratings tbh

[Holden_Caulfield]

LFG Jags. Myles Jack wasnt down

[Millennial_Messiah]

LFG Jags. Myles Jack wasnt down

The only silver lining to that one is the Eagles won the championship that year and not the Cheatriots.

[FrostKing]

Vikings getting absolutely no respect

[Robz4000]

Vikings getting absolutely no respect

They haven't looked like a playoff team in a month tbh. Their QB is also Kirk Cousins.

[FrostKing]

They haven't looked like a playoff team in a month tbh. Their QB is also Kirk Cousins.
Giants @ Vikings
Cowboys @ Bucs

Atleast 1 upset. I'm going Cowboys.

[MultiTroll]

Will Baltimore without LJackson even give it an effort or are we talking 20 point blowout?

Some skirmishes a week ago at the Cinci - Baltimore end of regular season game. Not sure if that translates into a closer game this weekend. :rolleyes

[DeadlyDynasty]

Lamar badly needs a manager or agent at this point. He went from sympathetic figure with impeccable PR standing to someone whose act is starting to wear on people. Either way, he should’ve just committed to sitting out for the rest of the season instead of this cat and mouse game.

[DeadlyDynasty]

If it really is his knee and not the contract situation that’s “unstable,” then by all means hang it up till next year. If he’s just sandbagging for leverage then it’s a poor play. If he’s even remotely healthy then a close loss at Cincy against a heavy favorite would prove his worth much more than this act. Can you imagine if he played and they actually beat the Bengals? Dude could ask for part ownership at that point

[lefty20]

I get him not wanting to play on a still swollen knee. One bad sack/tackle or just a ill-timed pivot/plant can fuck things up really bad for him.

He is a mobile QB, so any serious knee injury could legit end up being a career ender for him. You don't take that kinda risk, no matter the contract situation.

[Mark Celibate]

Vikings getting absolutely no respect

what's there to get excited about Minnesota? Outside of their OT thriller against Buffalo, their season has been filled with uninspiring close wins against mostly bad teams, and a couple of ugly blowout losses tbh

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/jbky41d/IMG-20230113-204053.jpg

[DeadlyDynasty]

I get him not wanting to play on a still swollen knee. One bad sack/tackle or just a ill-timed pivot/plant can fuck things up really bad for him.

He is a mobile QB, so any serious knee injury could legit end up being a career ender for him. You don't take that kinda risk, no matter the contract situation.

So just say you’re hanging it up this season and be done with it. It’s this back and forth shit and going till Friday of every week before saying you won’t play that’s not endearing to fans, teammates, etc.

[lefty20]

So just say you’re hanging it up this season and be done with it. It’s this back and forth shit and going till Friday of every week before saying you won’t play that’s not endearing to fans, teammates, etc.

Yeah, thats fair. It's not unlike the Nephew saga that drove fans wild and eventually lead to the Spurs calling a players only team meeting.

In hindsight he definitely should've been declared "out indefinitely" and with no further updates provided until he's taking practice snaps with the first unit.

[Robz4000]

Rain already playing a huge factor in this game tbh. Drive should've ended in a TD.

[Robz4000]

Purdy gud

[lefty20]

SanFran making it look easy on both ends so far, tbh

[FrostKing]

Is it OK if we kick Pete's ass again?

[Robz4000]

Welp, Greenlaw hurt again. Fuck.

[FrostKing]

Welp, Greenlaw hurt again. Fuck.
Cramp

There will be injuries though. Need to blow em out early and get boys off the field. Love knowing next week is a Home game.

Still can't comprehend our Playoff run last season.

[Robz4000]

Cramp

There will be injuries though. Need to blow em out early and get boys off the field. Love knowing next week is a Home game.

Still can't comprehend our Playoff run last season.

Feels like this is gonna be a close one, unfortunately.

[lefty20]

Purdy going full gun slinger

[lefty20]

that was too easy for metcalf

[Robz4000]

:lol Niners unraveling

[FrostKing]

Purdy going full gun slinger
Meanwhile Geno 9/10. Slow and steady

I'm satisfied by everything except the Metcalf bomb. You play bend don't break all Half just to allow that.

[FrostKing]

Brock is way too aggressive/jumpy

Kyle can't abandon the Run

[Robz4000]

:lmao this fucking team

[lefty20]

what a costly penalty

[FrostKing]

:lol

Low IQ first half. Glad we are doing this shit in WC round.

[Robz4000]

This is shaping up to be a historic chokejob tbh.

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/DgkhnqK/Screenshot-2023-01-15-11-59-19-AM.png

Too many pass attempts

[FrostKing]

This is shaping up to be a historic chokejob tbh.
We will be fine unless we start turning the ball over

A-LOT of mistakes and Seahawks played their ideal game

[Robz4000]

:lol refs clearly behind Seattle

[Robz4000]

Need to start forcing turnovers.

[Robz4000]

:lol Geno Smith is carving them up

[Robz4000]

Niners defense imploding before our eyes.

[Robz4000]

That's what we needed!

[benefactor]

I'm still trying to figure out how Curious Geno woke up one day and figured out how to throw a football

[benefactor]

Welp, there's that

[lefty20]

Need to start forcing turnovers.

ask and ye shall receive

[RD2191]

Jesus was Mexican?

[RD2191]

Well it was fun while it lasted

[benefactor]

Purdy getting it done

[Robz4000]

Brock fuckin' Purdy!

[RD2191]

NineRefs :lol

[lefty20]

Hawks falling apart now.

[Robz4000]

All it takes is another deep bomb to bring Seattle back into it tbh.

[Ghazi]

We staaaaaaaaaaacked

[Robz4000]

DEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[benefactor]

Purdy is looking like the lightning in a bottle guy. I don't know that he can keep it up long term but I think he's going to have his Flacco/Eli Manning moment in these playoffs.

[benefactor]

There's the Curious Geno we know and love

[benefactor]

Holy shit what a throw. He ruined Purdys icing on the cake moment.

[FrostKing]

49ers cover the spread

2nd Half Team strikes again

Glad this wasn't in the Divisional Round against a better opponent. We played such a wacky 1st Half.

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/0Yn37YJ/image0.jpg

[lefty20]

https://i.ibb.co/0Yn37YJ/image0.jpg

Shaved hair gets donated for wigs given to cancer patients undergoing chemo.

NFL missing out on some good publicity, tbh.

[Robz4000]

:lol Jags

[FrostKing]

FSU D vs Clemson Attack

Samuel Jr INT

[Robz4000]

:lmao

[Robz4000]

That's game. Didn't see this coming tbh.

[lefty20]

This is some tcu v georgia shit

[lefty20]

Maybe it's time to bench sunshine, tbh.

[GAustex]

Imma on to UT v Tech on tape

[Mark Celibate]

Tbh I can’t recall a meltdown like this at home in a playoff game before…and too a 10-7 team tbh it’s like they’re trying to fuck it up in as many ways possible

[Mark Celibate]

What is it with FSU and producing n!ggerbeast interception machines?

[Robz4000]

Welp, here's the choke.

[lefty20]

Absolutely crazy turnaround

[Monostradamus]

Incredibly stupid choice to go for 2 there. But hey, they got it now so it looks like a genius move. But it wasn’t. It was stupid.

[Robz4000]

:lol what a meltdown

[Robz4000]

Does Staley get fired immediately after this field goal or does it take a few days?

[GAustex]

What a surprise

[lefty20]

epic fucking choke job

[baseline bum]

:rollin

[Arcadian]

:lol Chargers...faggots

[Mark Celibate]

Tbh I can’t recall a meltdown like this at home in a playoff game before…and too a 10-7 team tbh it’s like they’re trying to fuck it up in as many ways possible

:lol @ me getting ahead of myself and forgetting which franchise this was...I'm convinced that even if they had Belichick and Brady in their primes, the Chargers would still have choked/blown big leads in playoff games over and over the same way tbh. basically the AFC version of the Cowboys the last 20 years

[benefactor]

This brought up some pretty bad Houston vs KC memories

[Arcadian]

Why didn't they run through Ekeler at all in the second half? With a big lead, you'd think running or short passing would be in the game script.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Late to the party, but Holy Shit :wow :wow :wow Big Balls Doug Pederson survives.....

& :lmao :lmao :lmao Clipper Nation :lmao :lmao :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Simply put, Buffalo can’t lose this game under any circumstances. Even if it’s close, just win and move on

[GAustex]

But v Mia is a poor product by NFL

[Robz4000]

:lmao Allen

[Monostradamus]

This would be the most Buffalo loss ever :lol

[MultiTroll]

Bettor Lost $1.4 Million On Chargers While Trying To Win $11k Before Epic Collapse - BroBible (https://brobible.com/sports/article/bettor-lost-1-4-million-on-charger/#:~:text=Bettor%20Lost%20%241.4%20Million%20On%20C hargers%20While%20Trying,made%20the%20worst%20bet% 20in%20sports%20betting%20history.)

[MultiTroll]

Lucky F fumble recovery by Buf

[lefty20]

Thats the sound of the clock striking midnight on the Dolphins.

[Monostradamus]

Romo has done his best to pretend like Skylar Thompson isn’t playing one of the worst games we’ve ever seen lol

[MultiTroll]

Thats the sound of the clock striking midnight on the Dolphins.
Hell no.

Keep working this porous Bills D.

[Robz4000]

Yep, this game can still go either way.

[RD2191]

Bills are frauds, gonna get wrecked by KC or the Bengals

[DeadlyDynasty]

Bills are frauds, gonna get wrecked by KC or the Bengals
Yep, too mistake prone to beat Burrow or Mahomes, let alone back to back. If they simply didn’t turn the ball over and just took knees this would’ve been 31-3. Stupid, stupid football team that needs coaching in the worst way

[lefty20]

Bills are frauds, gonna get wrecked by KC or the Bengals

Idk, I felt that this was case of Buffalo not taking Miami seriously.

I doubt that will be a problem against a quality opponent.

[Borosai]

The Bills tried to give that game away playing dumb football. Not very inspiring.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Idk, I felt that this was case of Buffalo not taking Miami seriously.

I doubt that will be a problem against a quality opponent.
They didn’t respect them for sure, but that’s on McDermott. Also doesn’t help when your QB loves turning the ball over multiple times a game. To top it all off we have a bottom 10 offensive line

[Robz4000]

This game is entertaining, but neither team inspires much confidence tbh.

[lefty20]

That's roughing....:lol

[Robz4000]

That's roughing....:lol

:lol awful, awful call

[Robz4000]

:lmao Cousins

[lefty20]

Frauds gonna fraud, this was inevitable.

[Robz4000]

Oh shit, forgot about reseeding. Niners get the Bucs next week, eh?

[Mark Celibate]

yeah NFC Divisional should be interesting...Eagles/Giants bloodbath and Tom Brady vs the 9ers machine imho. Glad the Vikings lost tbh, just a complete fraud of a team

[RD2191]

Oh shit, forgot about reseeding. Niners get the Bucs next week, eh?
Boys coming for that ass son, get the lube ready.

[Robz4000]

Boys coming for that ass son, get the lube ready.

:lmao

[GAustex]

What a terrible interception

[RD2191]

:lmao
No lube? You San Fran dudes are a freaky bunch.

[Ed Lover]

Just here to say fuck the Cowboys. And their faggot fans

[RD2191]

Just here to say fuck the Cowboys. And their faggot fans
Pulling out the burners :lol

[Ed Lover]

Howdy RD. Not a burner, just an old head who likes to stop in from time to time. Dak isn't the answer. Need somebody with over an IQ of 70 to win the SB

[RD2191]

Howdy RD. Not a burner, just an old head who likes to stop in from time to time. Dak isn't the answer. Need somebody with over an IQ of 70 to win the SB
I wanna blame Dak but the Boys have been ass for decades now. :lol Jerry needs to sell the team tbh

[Ed Lover]

You guys are close. Jerry is a lot of things, but he's always committed and willing to spend money. You'll get there even if its luck. I don't even hate Dak but he's just not enough. Eventually you'll find the guy. I'll stop by when y'all finally get a victory lap.

[Robz4000]

No lube? You San Fran dudes are a freaky bunch.

Save it for yourself tomorrow my guy. Tommy going iiiinnnnnnn I saaiiiiidddddd.

[Ed Lover]

Purdy is the truth. Get rid of the other kid. Only impediment left is whether Shanny can get over his choking problem. Right now my money is on the Niners. Possible I'm biased :lol

[Ed Lover]

Rob. I'm rusty

[RD2191]

Save it for yourself tomorrow my guy. Tommy going iiiinnnnnnn I saaiiiiidddddd.
:lol gonna suck tbh

[RD2191]

You guys are close. Jerry is a lot of things, but he's always committed and willing to spend money. You'll get there even if its luck. I don't even hate Dak but he's just not enough. Eventually you'll find the guy. I'll stop by when y'all finally get a victory lap.
Thanks for lookin out brotha:hat

[Robz4000]

Purdy is the truth. Get rid of the other kid. Only impediment left is whether Shanny can get over his choking problem. Right now my money is on the Niners. Possible I'm biased :lol

Eh, they still match up horribly with the Chiefs/Bengals/Bills so I can't see them winning it all this year. Agree on Purdy though, he looks damn good. Even if he doesn't maintain this level of play he's much better than Jimmy Crap or Lance (still pissed they traded three first round picks to move up when he'd of been there at 10 anyway).

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao the Bills and Viqueens are frauds as we knew it

[Millennial_Messiah]

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Clipper Nation it was :lol

[Ed Lover]

I think they can beat all those teams. No question. Deebo looked great today and so the Niners have all the bases covered. Just need Shanny to call good games, which he has been for quite some time. Hoping for a Chiefs rematch, tbh

[MultiTroll]

2nd down that's on Edwards.
He needed to do the LT leap, had a big canyon op.

Now, are you shitting me?
As I'm typing Hundley fumbles. :lmao

Hmmn that looks replay worthy.

[GAustex]

Not a very smart play by the qb

[RD2191]

damn, tough break

[lefty20]

Pretty terrible call as well.

[Robz4000]

:lol Ravens went from an 80% chance to win the game to 20% with that play

[RD2191]

bullshit call

[Robz4000]

Feels like OT is comin'.

[Robz4000]

Nevermind, Huntley sucks too much to finish this drive.

[RD2191]

Ravens beat themselves tbh

[lefty20]

1 score game for everyone except the Niners. Clearly the best team, imo.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cincinnati has every right to be pissed off that they're having to go to iced over Buffalo to probably lose next week instead of hosting that game and winning it, as they rightfully would have hosted the game if wokeness had not taken over.

[MultiTroll]

Proche looked like he purposely did not get closer to the ball / dropped the ball on purpose.

If he simply misjudged the easy fly ball, well ok. But watch his feet.

[Millennial_Messiah]

1 score game for everyone except the Niners. Clearly the best team, imo.

Eagles and KC have something to say about that

Also, Beowulf isn't done yet, either... though I think Quack Prescott is.

[lefty20]

Eagles and KC have something to say about that

Also, Beowulf isn't done yet, either... though I think Quack Prescott is.

Eagles have questions about Hurts' health.

KC has questions about their secondary.

Niners biggest question is Purdy. But he seems to have that big dick nick vibe going on.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Eagles have questions about Hurts' health.

KC has questions about their secondary.

Niners biggest question is Purdy. But he seems to have that big dick nick vibe going on.

Tampa?

[lefty20]

Tampa?

It's always hard to bet against Brady. That being said, they were 8-9 with a sputtering offense. They just don't inspire any fear.

[GAustex]

Homey almost had the deflection on the last play

[pgardn]

Cincinnati has every right to be pissed off that they're having to go to iced over Buffalo to probably lose next week instead of hosting that game and winning it, as they rightfully would have hosted the game if wokeness had not taken over.


Could you explain this.

[benefactor]

I think they can beat all those teams. No question. Deebo looked great today and so the Niners have all the bases covered. Just need Shanny to call good games, which he has been for quite some time. Hoping for a Chiefs rematch, tbh
Every time you show up I think of Who's the Man. Probably Denis Leary's best role.

[DAF86]

Cincinnati has every right to be pissed off that they're having to go to iced over Buffalo to probably lose next week instead of hosting that game and winning it, as they rightfully would have hosted the game if wokeness had not taken over.

The game is being played in Buffallo? I thought it was a neutral site. Bengals are getting royally fucked here, tbh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Gonna be a slog tonight. 16-13 or something

[Millennial_Messiah]

Kellen Moore is a literal toilet turd. Can't get that autistic fuck out of here fast enough.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The game is being played in Buffallo? I thought it was a neutral site. Bengals are getting royally fucked here, tbh.

100%

Goodell wants to see Buffalo win because he's a pussy and feels sorry for them, not just because of Hamlin but because of all the ":cry muh years of suffering :cry" and ":cry muh rust belt franchises :cry" and also because he has a hard-on for Trash Allen for some reason, tbh. Not to mention that the Bills spearheaded the "let's get all the fans double jabbed or they can't go to the stadium" communofascist manure.

Go Bengals :toast

[Millennial_Messiah]

Could you explain this.

CIN was up 7-3 and driving deep into BUF territory on the verge of going up 14-3 at home when the Hamlin tragedy happened. Sure it was only the first quarter/half, but they were at home with a likely double digit lead, they should have been given the win or at least played it out from that score

Bengals were absolutely 100% winning that game.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Brady with his best Josh Allen impression

[Mark Celibate]

:lol as sh!tty as Tampa Bay looks, already know this is gonna be a 20-17 last minute FG, Brady comeback type of win

[Robz4000]

Can't see the game unfortunately but it doesn't seem like I'm missing much. Agree that it's gonna end up something like 20-17.

[Mark Celibate]

rofl Brady not even p!ssed at all after that last interception...he's just screwing around already knowing this one's in the bag tbh imho

[jeebus]

Zeke looks fucking unstoppable.

[Mark Celibate]

sons where is JasonGarrett when you need him tbh

[JasonGarrett]

Zeke looks fucking unstoppable.


sons where is JasonGarrett when you need him tbh

FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK

Watching all these 1 yard runs on 1st and 2nd down.....my 2023 NoFap streak is in serious jeopardy

[RD2191]

wtf is maher doing you worthless sack of shit

[DeadlyDynasty]

Helluva drive. Everything is working on offense. Kicker’s got the yips tho

[DAF86]

That kicker's career is done. He's mentally finished. Can teams switch kickers during the playoffs?

[Robz4000]

Still plenty of time for Brady to turn this around, but the Bucs definitely look cooked tbh.

[Arcadian]

They should've gone for 2 on the second and third TDs, though. Why are you gonna rely on your mindfucked kicker to go from 18 to 19?

[jeebus]

FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK

Watching all these 1 yard runs on 1st and 2nd down.....my 2023 NoFap streak is in serious jeopardy

son I have no doubt that if you were still coach, you'd be able to ice Maher with a perfectly called timeout and he'd pull through

[DAF86]

How many scoreless halves has the GOAT had this season?

[lefty20]

Stick a fork in em, it's done.

[Mark Celibate]

Didn’t realize how bad TB actually was tbh going to get demolished next week at SF

[RD2191]

Stick a fork in em, it's done.
fuck yo jinx :lol

[RD2191]

Didn’t realize how bad TB actually was tbh going to get demolished next week at SF
fuck yo jinx :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Pure domination. These are all long drives too, not fluky broken plays or PI calls.

The Bucs D is gassed, Cowboys will break some big runs before the night is out

[lefty20]

Maher keeping us entertained at least :lol

[Mark Celibate]

GET DOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWNNNNNN

[DAF86]

That kicker's career is done. He's mentally finished. Can teams switch kickers during the playoffs?

Serious question, tbh. Cowboys can't go to SF with that kicker.

[baseline bum]

WTF Maher. Gonna be in the county line next week, fucking useless.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I love Dal-SF playoff matchups. So much great history and always a NFC classic.

[Will Hunting]

God Brady needs to retire, he’s cooked.

[Mark Celibate]

tbh doesn't even feel like Dallas D is doing anything remarkable in particular, Bucs Offense just looks washed

[Tyronn Lue]

WTF Maher. Gonna be in the county line next week, fucking useless.
Shows why the Cowboys are scoring TD's. Doubt Maher could hit a 40 yard FGA.

[DAF86]

God Brady needs to retire, he’s cooked.

He's as good as always, tbh. He has always struggled when his O-line can't hold the forth.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cowboys dominating on offense and defense... :cry I love this team :cry

Special teams is garbage though...

[Millennial_Messiah]

He's as good as always, tbh. He has always struggled when his O-line can't hold the forth.

Yeah, I don't see anything wrong with Brady

[DAF86]

Here comes the prevent defense to let the GOAT back in the game. :lol

[Mark Celibate]

Rofl here comes the collapse per par etc

[RD2191]

Here comes the prevent defense to let the GOAT back in the game. :lol
no shit

[RD2191]

mother fucker

[RD2191]

choke time

[Millennial_Messiah]

Corner got cooked on that Julio Jones Bucs TD... ugh

Here comes the choke?? At least we got the stop on the two point conversion

[RD2191]

I swear if Dallas 3 and outs this next possession

[Mark Celibate]

:lol Maher gonna have to kick a FG :popcorn

[lefty20]

https://media.tenor.com/cqLFS9f6xJMAAAAS/vince-carter-its-over.gif

[GAustex]

Just checking in to see how dense the semen cloud is

[Millennial_Messiah]

What a route by CEEDEE LAMB WIDE OPEN TOUCHDOWN COWBOYS!!! 31-6, we're up 25 points against Tom Brady in the 4th, that's insurmountable. :toast

[lefty20]

Maher good again. No change needed for the SF game

Source: Trust me bro.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Just checking in to see how dense the semen cloud is

I walked around the inside of Lambeau this past Tuesday.

No crickets in January, but you could hear the extremely light snow flakes falling outside from deep inside that dead stadium.

'Twas a somber, dank, morose scene. Like walking at night in downtown Gary, Indiana shirtless except for without the 30% chance of getting shot.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Maher good again. No change needed for the SF game

Source: Trust me bro.
I stay stick with Money Maher

[RD2191]

come on D, don't allow another td smh

[RD2191]

tf is with this soft ass defense

[RD2191]

fukin ridiculous

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Dallas Cowboys RETIRED Tom Brady.

:ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit

[RD2191]

didn't doubt them for a minute :lol

[DAF86]

I stay stick with Money Maher

Irony, right? Imagine the next scenario: 21-21, 3 seconds left, 37 yards FG attempt to win the game. I'd bet my house the dude misses it badly. :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Irony, right? Imagine the next scenario: 21-21, 3 seconds left, 37 yards FG attempt to win the game. I'd bet my house the dude misses it badly. :lol

if it's 57 yards I'd bet my house and all my fortune and future kids he makes it

[Millennial_Messiah]

Russell Gage got Damar Hamlin'd

Even in a blowout, Joe and Troy just can't catch a break.

They should just call the game now, just like they should have called the Cincinnati - BUF game with the score as it was stood

[DAF86]

Brady making his mind about retirement after that useless injury, tbh.

[RD2191]

damn, that looked bad

[lefty20]

This is bigger than the game folks. Time to call this and redo the whole thing at a later date.


/s

[DAF86]

if it's 57 yards I'd bet my house and all my fortune and future kids he makes it

Well, yeah, that's how the mind works sometimes :lol. But, no, seriously now, the Cowboys wouldn't be doing their due diligence if they go into next week's game with Maher as the kicker, tbh.

[DAF86]

This is bigger than the game folks. Time to call this and redo the whole thing at a later date.


/s

Coin flip, imho.

[DAF86]

Has there ever been a season with more serious injuries than this one?

[Arcadian]

Last touchdown of Brady's career.

[DAF86]

Last touchdown of Brady's career.

Spoke too soon.

[Robz4000]

Ruh-oh...

[RD2191]

oh for fucks sake

[Robz4000]

:lol Cowboy fans nearly died right there

[DeadlyDynasty]

NFC East has 3/4 remaining teams…and Washington would’ve given SF a better run in the WC than Seattle did

[Millennial_Messiah]

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[Millennial_Messiah]

NFC East has 3/4 remaining teams…and Washington would’ve given SF a better run in the WC than Seattle did

The NFC BEast was godly this year. All 4 teams at .500 or better and 75% chance one of them is going to represent. The Giants were underrated and trashed on by the media all year long but as it turns out it was the NFC North that was the true frauds. Both Fraudgers and the Viqueens. Though I think the Lions contend for the playoffs next year.

[Robz4000]

NFC East has 3/4 remaining teams…and Washington would’ve given SF a better run in the WC than Seattle did

Disagree tbh, Seattle generally has SF's number. Regardless, NFC East might be the best division in football the next few seasons.

[Mark Celibate]

gotta tip the cap to Cuckott tbh played smart, no stupid throws and had a couple of big completions right when it looked they were going to lose momentum. IMO, the biggest throw of the game was that 3rd down slant to Gallup against the blitz...in the past, he'd either take the sack or look for an easy 1-2 yd dumpoff. But if he misses, Maher likely misses the FG, crowd goes crazy, and Tampa goes back down the field scoring again making it 24-12 or 24-14 with all the momentum and plenty of time left

[Millennial_Messiah]

gotta tip the cap to Cuckott tbh played smart, no stupid throws and had a couple of big completions right when it looked they were going to lose momentum. IMO, the biggest throw of the game was that slant to Gallup against the blitz...in the past, he'd either take the sack or look for an easy 1-2 yd dumpoff

4 TDs passing, 1 TD rushing, 0 INTs and well over 300 yards in a blowout win. MVP numbers.

Now I want to see that just three more games in a row please. I don't care what happens after that tbh. Just three more games like tonight please

[leemajors]

gotta tip the cap to Cuckott tbh played smart, no stupid throws and had a couple of big completions right when it looked they were going to lose momentum. IMO, the biggest throw of the game was that 3rd down slant to Gallup against the blitz...in the past, he'd either take the sack or look for an easy 1-2 yd dumpoff. But if he misses, Maher likely misses the FG, crowd goes crazy, and Tampa goes back down the field scoring again making it 24-12 or 24-14 with all the momentum and plenty of time left

I think those missed xps kept him in 2 minute mode tbh

[lefty20]

1615213280116760576

There is no cure for this curse. Sorry bros!

[Mark Celibate]

4 TDs passing, 1 TD rushing, 0 INTs and well over 300 yards in a blowout win. MVP numbers.

Now I want to see that just three more games in a row please. I don't care what happens after that tbh. Just three more games like tonight please

yeah if they can play like that against SF, then can’t be mad tbh. This is maybe like the second time I’ve actually seen the Cuckboys come out of the gates looking like they’re ready to go in a playoff game…their 09 thrashing of the Eagles is the only other time. Even when they would win those wild card games under The Bot, they would come out flat and have to come back. Every time they made the playoffs in the past they’d go out doing the “stanky leg” in Uptown celebrating as if they won the Super bowl already

[Millennial_Messiah]

1615213280116760576

There is no cure for this curse. Sorry bros!

"Dak will outplay Purdy" does not necessarily mean "Dallas will beat the Niners"... the Niners are uber strong in the run game, pass rush, and the trenches in general. It's going to be a dog fight. Whoever can run better and stop the run better will win.

[Adam Lambert]

Dak's going to play fine against the 49ers but Cowboy fan will still blame him for the loss when they're unable to get their run game going or stop the SF run. He'll throw several passes that will be dropped and one interception in the 3rd quarter, and that will be the fixation of the soccer mom Cowboy fan universe for the next few months.

[MultiTroll]

the fixation of the soccer mom Cowboy fan universe for the next few months.
Do you shop with Cowboy soccer moms or just get your hair done together?

[jeebus]

tbh imo all this final game did was get the Cuckboys and their fans hopes up. They beat a team that had zero business of being in the wild card and the ensuing semen storm is clouding everyone's vision. All this did was set up a massive chokejob next weekend to Big Cock Brock and the OG Pass Rush Limbaugh, who loves to kill black QBs. Dak is going back to his old ways next game after his supply of Burrows and Mahomes Jizz™ runs out; it's going to happen.

Throw in the fact that Brady is now free from Leftwich's jigaboo offense and he'll be set to return next season and shit on the league one. last. time.

[Mark Celibate]

tbh imo all this final game did was get the Cuckboys and their fans hopes up. They beat a team that had zero business of being in the wild card and the ensuing semen storm is clouding everyone's vision. All this did was set up a massive chokejob next weekend to Big Cock Brock and the OG Pass Rush Limbaugh, who loves to kill black QBs. Dak is going back to his old ways next game after his supply of Burrows and Mahomes Jizz™ runs out; it's going to happen.

Throw in the fact that Brady is now free from Leftwich's jigaboo offense and he'll be set to return next season and shit on the league one. last. time.

Somewhat true. Gonna have to reference the old allegory of having to go into the 'unknown' away from your home town in order to grow up, before I make my point. Just like when the Lord had instructed Abraham to flee his land, Simba from the Lion King banished from the Pride Lands etc.

After being banished to New York to toil in mediocrity for a few years and spending some time in the NBC booth to introspectively reflect on his life thus far, the Savior will return late 2023 around the Fall Equinox to surplant McLarda$$ and lead his Kingdom back to the Promised Land

https://staticg.sportskeeda.com/editor/2022/11/74487-16694355640195-1920.jpg

https://media.tenor.com/4W8hQlfLPfQAAAAM/jason-garrett-smile.gif

[Mark Celibate]

Also tbh I'm not sure if even the greatness of Tom Brady can overcome Todd Bowles. Seeing his confused ape look on the sidelines repeatedly last week pretty much screamed "Rooney Rule hire" imo

https://irate4x4.com/attachments/diversity4-jpg.444696/
https://preview.redd.it/1pzxn2hrprv41.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&d579b331

[jeebus]

Somewhat true. Gonna have to reference the old allegory of having to go into the 'unknown' away from your home town in order to grow up, before I make my point. Just like when the Lord had instructed Abraham to flee his land, Simba from the Lion King banished from the Pride Lands etc.

After being banished to New York to toil in mediocrity for a few years and spending some time in the NBC booth to introspectively reflect on his life thus far, the Savior will return late 2023 around the Fall Equinox to surplant McLarda$$ and lead his Kingdom back to the Promised Land

https://staticg.sportskeeda.com/editor/2022/11/74487-16694355640195-1920.jpg

https://media.tenor.com/4W8hQlfLPfQAAAAM/jason-garrett-smile.gif

TBQH, I do not believe my balls will have the capacity or strength to survive The Return of the King. They have been synced to spurt upon command by each single clap that God does while on the sideline. They won't be able to keep up, but by Jason, they'll go out in a blaze of glory.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Please be injured