:lmao:lmao:lmao Kansas

[ElNono]

Dog Shoots and Kills His Owner, 32, in Freak Hunting Accident, Kansas Authorities Say

Officials in Kansas say a man has died after he was shot by his dog in a freak hunting accident.

Joseph Austin Smith, 30, of Witchita, was killed Saturday morning when his dog discharged the gun while they both were inside his pickup truck, the Sumner County Sheriff's Office says in a series of press releases, obtained by PEOPLE.

Police said the accident took place in the area of 80th Street South and River Road, which is north of Geuda Springs, according to ABC affiliate KAKE.

The victim was sitting in the front passenger seat of his vehicle when the canine "stepped on the rifle" in the back seat, according to the department. The bullet struck the man in the front seat.

"Responding units arrived within minutes of the 911 call and started CPR," the sheriff's office said.

However, the SCSO said the victim "died of his injuries" at the scene of the shooting.

There have been 101 unintentional shootings in the United States since the new year began, according to data from the Gun Violence Archive.

More than 1,600 unintentional shootings were reported in 2022, per the non-profit organization's website.

So far, more than 2,400 gun deaths have been recording the the U.S. in 2023.

https://people.com/human-interest/dog-shoots-kills-owner-freak-hunting-accident-kansas/

[illusioNtEk]

The Dog got tired of his shit.

He was a plumber.

[Ef-man]

Man’s best friend. :lol

[diego]

Guns don't kill people, people (and/or dogs) kill people!

[Blake]

https://media.tenor.com/7mwb1S6Wc8QAAAAd/elmer-season.gif

[ChumpDumper]

Whatever. Dogs with knives kill thousands of humans a year in Britain. Take that, libs!

[Millennial_Messiah]

In blue states like KS, people don't kill dogs, dogs kill people :lol
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Nominee
Laura Kelly (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Kelly)
Derek Schmidt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Schmidt)




Party
Democratic (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_(United_States))
Republican (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_(United_States))


Running mate
David Toland (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Toland)
Katie Sawyer



Popular vote
499,849
477,591



Percentage
49.5%
47.3%

[spurraider21]

only a good boy with a gun could have stopped a bad doggy with a gun

[Winehole23]

can dogs muster in local militias? half serious.

[spurraider21]

can dogs muster in local militias? half serious.
im not pawsitive

[Monostradamus]

Like it or not, this is what FREEDOM looks like! If you don’t want your dumbass friend leaving a loaded gun with the safety off in his backseat so that his dog can shoot you with it, MOVE TO CHINA!

[Ef-man]

Like it or not, this is what FREEDOM looks like! If you don’t want your dumbass friend leaving a loaded gun with the safety off in his backseat so that his dog can shoot you with it, MOVE TO CHINA!

Yup, that is how gun control over the sheeple begins. Deny Rover his 2A rights, sounds innocent enough.

Well, sir, you can take Rover’s gun from his cold, dead paws!

2A forever!!!

[Monostradamus]

Yup, that is how gun control over the sheeple begins. Deny Rover his 2A rights, sounds innocent enough.

Well, sir, you can take Rover’s gun from his cold, dead paws!

2A forever!!!
If you take gun rights away from dogs, then what’s next? Death panels and gulags? Slippery slope tbh

[Spurs Homer]

Mental illness among dogs is becoming a yuge problem and we need to take this seriously!

[Adam Lambert]

liberals want to give their dogs sex change operations so they can marry them but they don't want them having guns.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny right guys? That's funny right! I'm funny. My life kicks ass.

Stupid libs.

[Xevious]

What color was the dog?

[Adam Lambert]

What color was the dog?

Shih tzu, so no convenient assumptions can be made on motive or ideology unfortunately.

[Blake]

What color was the dog?

I might ask what color the dude was but dogs are color blind

[Ef-man]

If you take gun rights away from dogs, then what’s next? Death panels and gulags? Slippery slope tbh

Libs are all the same.

Thinking that taking guns away from law abiding dogs will stop criminal cats from getting guns!!! :lmao

2A forever!

[Blake]

Libs are all the same.

Thinking that taking guns away from law abiding dogs will stop criminal cats from getting guns!!! :lmao

2A forever!

Castle doctrine for dog house owners against cat burglars

[Monostradamus]

What color was the dog?
Republicans if the dog is a Dalmatian

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[Ef-man]

Republicans if the dog is a Dalmatian

https://i0.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/bcf.png?fit=680%2C445&ssl=1&w=640

God forbid, but what they would do if it was Syrian hamster involved in the shooting, as it is the best commonly owned pet?

Will not get into discussion if it was a god-dammed gerbil.

[ElNono]

liberals want to give their dogs sex change operations so they can marry them but they don't want them having guns.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny right guys? That's funny right! I'm funny. My life kicks ass.

Stupid libs.

You're a groomer and that doesn't happen on muh zip code.

[ElNono]

What color was the dog?

Probably Mexican, tbh

[Ef-man]

Probably Mexican, tbh

Mama mia, da pooch, he mixed race, weetah no pedegree, no papers?

Oh, St Francis of Assisi, help out this poor creature, he gone bad.

[Adam Lambert]

You're a groomer and that doesn't happen on muh zip code.

Haha "groomer"

[Xevious]

Probably Mexican, tbh

Chihuahuas are the worst tbh.