Tattoo Chronicles

[SpursforSix]

Joey stared out the front window of his tattoo parlor hoping to manifest new customers walking in. But it was Saturday afternoon and he was the only person that walked through the door today. He stuffed his right hand down the front of his Zubaz and rubbed his gooch. Then pulled out his hand and gave it a long sniff. He thought he might take a shower later today if his hot water was working. He was only four weeks late on payment and fucking Biden. It drove him nuts. Master hadn't been taking his calls so he was at a loss as how to proceed with the rest of the day and life in general. Plus those buttholes on Spurstalk were giving him grief. He daydreamed about being able to buy an AR-15 and shooting his computer screen. Why didn't Master answer his fucking calls? Joey thought about taking an Uber to the Master's house but a quick look in his wallet confirmed that he couldn't afford it. Just one sleeve today...that's all I need. As if by providence, the phone rang. "Hey...Joey's tattoo parlor? Would you like a crappy tattoo?". There was a brief silence on the other end and then a robotic voice replied, "beep boop beep". Joey hung up the phone and masturbated at the thought of having a robot sex lover. No one came in for a crappy tattoo.

[clambake]

Lol

Did you know that millions of people die every day?

[Ef-man]

:lol

Spoiler alert: Waiting for early years details about alpha male foot to his neck.

[Blake]

.... if by providence, the phone rang. "Hey...Joey's tattoo parlor? Would you like a crappy tattoo?". There was a brief silence on the other end and then a robotic voice replied, "beep boop beep". Joey hung up the phone

Joey didn't recognize Chris's voice?

[Ef-man]

Joey didn't recognize Chris's voice?

With Joey having coping issues associated with two alpha male dads and his IDGAF attitude on everything, he is definitely conflicted. So anything is possible, tbh.

[Tyronn Lue]

koriwhat still Googling "manifest" so he can decide if you're a puto and you can fucking die already and stop bugging him.

[Tyronn Lue]

Joey didn't recognize Chris's voice?
Chis moved to San Diego, remember?

[BD24]

:lol

this is a good replacement for the Judy Diary entries. SFS off to a great start in his third ST miniseries, much better than the Stan poems flop

[Ef-man]

:lol

this is a good replacement for the Judy Diary entries. SFS off to a great start in his third ST miniseries, much better than the Stan poems flop

Agreed, great start to this ST miniseries (2.5 stars out of 3 stars as he held back on trademarks "die" or "puto"), but can he pull off a spectacular second episode with so much material left unbent over?

[SpursforSix]

:lol

this is a good replacement for the Judy Diary entries. SFS off to a great start in his third ST miniseries, much better than the Stan poems flop

WTF...man...I thought the Stan stuff (not the poems necessarily) had a ton of potential. In my head, I've written maybe a whole book about Stan having to deal with Russians building nuclear bombs in the U.S. It's funny as hell. But I'm too lazy to write it all out. Teaser...his best friend is named, "Jack Scrotum". Also, he punches out a shark. And he plays guitar and is an art expert. I have these chapters memorized. Plus while trying to deal with the Russians, he has side jobs as an assassin and trying to solve a case with Vietnamese people having their teeth unnecessarily removed by a rouge dentist.

[Tyronn Lue]

WTF...man...I thought the Stan stuff (not the poems necessarily) had a ton of potential. In my head, I've written maybe a whole book about Stan having to deal with Russians building nuclear bombs in the U.S. It's funny as hell. But I'm too lazy to write it all out. Teaser...his best friend is named, "Jack Scrotum". Also, he punches out a shark. And he plays guitar and is an art expert. I have these chapters memorized. Plus while trying to deal with the Russians, he has side jobs as an assassin and trying to solve a case with Vietnamese people having their teeth unnecessarily removed by a rouge dentist.
You went too hard. You cannot saturate the market with a product still in the trial phase.

[SpursforSix]

You went too hard. You cannot saturate the market with a product still in the trial phase.

Went too hard on what? I'm not sure if you're talking about the Tattoo Chronicles or the Stan book (which will be called, "A Fistful of Stan, by Stan".)

[Tyronn Lue]

Went too hard on what? I'm not sure if you're talking about the Tattoo Chronicles or the Stan book (which will be called, "A Fistful of Stan, by Stan".)
Stan. Stan was promising but you didn't pick your spots. Live an learn bro. This one though could produce for you.

[SpursforSix]

Stan. Stan was promising but you didn't pick your spots. Live an learn bro. This one though could produce for you.

Tattoo Chronicles or Stan? Asking for a friend.

[Ef-man]

Tattoo Chronicles or Stan? Asking for a friend.

Tattoo Chronicles has all the elements for a blockbuster: intense drama, two dads, rage, comedy, high school struggles, loneliness, plenty of IDGAF (but not meaning it), masters, foots to neck, bad takes on life, job worse than shoe salesman, pretend gang member friends, hiding when confronted, regrets, and broken promises, plus calling people putos or wishing they died.

I see an Oscar for that screenplay or a Pulitzer for the book.

[SpursforSix]

Tattoo Chronicles has all the elements for a blockbuster: intense drama, two dads, rage, comedy, high school struggles, loneliness, plenty of IDGAF (but not meaning it), masters, foots to neck, bad takes on life, job worse than shoe salesman, pretend gang member friends, hiding when confronted, regrets, and broken promises, plus calling people putos or wishing they died.

I see an Oscar for that screenplay or a Pulitzer for the book.

I guess. You guys severely underrated Stan. I'm probably too lazy to do anything anyway.

[pgardn]

WTF...man...I thought the Stan stuff (not the poems necessarily) had a ton of potential. In my head, I've written maybe a whole book about Stan having to deal with Russians building nuclear bombs in the U.S. It's funny as hell. But I'm too lazy to write it all out. Teaser...his best friend is named, "Jack Scrotum". Also, he punches out a shark. And he plays guitar and is an art expert. I have these chapters memorized. Plus while trying to deal with the Russians, he has side jobs as an assassin and trying to solve a case with Vietnamese people having their teeth unnecessarily removed by a rouge dentist.

I thought Black Stan was very promising.

[SpursforSix]

I thought Black Stan was very promising.

It was probably too erudite for most folks on ST. Here's his greatest works.....
If you like poetry, skip to the end parts.

Task Force Stan -by Stan
Chapter 1

Stan sat looking at the mirror. In the mirror there was Stan looking back at Stan. He was handsome and really strong looking. He used to be a Green Beret in the Marines in Vietnom and Korea.
He was the first black man to also fly jets in the military. Stan was responible for many covert operations and kills.

Now after those tough years he became a private detective and used his military skills to hunt down criminals that the police couldn't catch. While he was looking in the mirror, he answered the phone that just rang.

Hello this is Stan.
Stan, this is Mr. Johnson a detective with the Porterville Police.
This better be good. I'm about to be working on a case in France.
We have a missing child who we or the FBI can't find. We think he may be the only person in the America that can solve this Russian code.
Stan, I'm on it. Good bye. And Stan slams down the phone.
Good bye and thanks Stan says Mr. Johnson.
What's his name?
His name is Roobin Vladimer. He was adopted from Russia and went to school in Porterville.
Stan, I'm on it. Good bye.

Stan said shit and looked back at the mirror. Stan in the mirror looked back at Stan and nodded. And said you know what this means.
Stan stopped looking in the mirror and said Yes. Then he went and got his special military gun out of his safe in the closet in the upstairs of his manshun.
He cocked the gun and went back down and shot the mirror.

Task Force Stan - by Stan
Chapter 2

Stan was late for his meeting with Johnson down at the Porterville PD. He intecommed June, who lived on the 4th floor of his mansion.
June, get the copter ready.
Stan walked into his back yard where the helicopter just landed. June his pilot was very foxy with a great body. Stan got in the helicopter.
June said where to?
To the police department.
They got in the air and while they were in the air June said to Stan : baby, why don't you want to get with me?
Stan said that my heart belongs to another
June said, it's not your heart I want
Stan smiled and then said : well come back here and show me
June got into the back seat and they had wild sex
When they got to the station, Stan parachuted down and landed on the roof and went in the door.
Mr. Johnson gave him a bunch of papers about the case and said that we're counting on you Stan
Stan said, I'm on it and without saying anything else, he got back on the helicopter.
As he was flying away, he shot the finger at Johnson.

Chapter 3
Stan decided that he would bring his sometime friend Larry in on the case. Larry was dumb as hell but he was good at running errands like getting food and picking up Stans champagne which he liked to have while on a case. Also Stan had a think for Larrys wife Judy. He couldn't put a finger on it but there was just something about her. It angered him sometimes about how Larry treated her. He seen her a couple of times with black eyes but he wasn't sure if Larry beat her or some other member of their crazy white family.

As the copter landed at Larry's, he could see that the car was gone. He landed anyway just to see Judy. She greeted him in the yard. The wind from the copter was making her hair all wavy like in the movies.

Hi Stan she said.
Stan gave her a smile and hug. He held on to the hug just long enough to feel himself getting hard.
Judy is Larry home?
I'm on another international case.
No Larry is at the school at his crossing guard job.
Stan made a brain note that maybe Larry had some good information about Roobin.
Thanks Judy.
Stan got in his Porsh and headed back to his mansion to look at all the paperwork and to have some lobster.

Chapter 4
Stan woke up with an itch in his head. And it wasn't the $20,000 per bottle champagne he had the night before in his mansion.
It was something bugging him. Bugging him about Larry. Larry was working as a crossing guard at Roobin's school. And he'd just put locks on his garage door from the outside
and inside. Stan thought it might be a good excuse to go see Judy.

He called down to his butler.
Quincy, call June and tell her to get the copter ready.
Yes sir. Will you be having breakfast today?
I'll have eggs sausage and whisky. Hold the eggs and sausage.

Stan looked in his mirror and wondered what the fuck was going on. He downed his whisky and pancakes and then punched the mirror.

He called June and told her to have the copter ready. As he was flying away, he looked down and saw Quincy waving to him. He shot Quincy the finger.

He thought to himself, it's going to be a hot one today.

Chapter 5
Task Force Stan - by Stan

Stan sat in his hottub and looked in the mirror. He wasn't sure if he liked what he saw. He was a hansom man for sure. But there was something in his eyes that he hadn't seen since he was on a rescue mission for MIA's in Vietnam. No one returned but Stan. Stan punched the mirror and it broke.

As he was having more champagne in the tub he thought more about Larry and Rooben. He still had an itch in his brain. That quickly changed to his incounter with Judy. Stan had taken his Ferrari over to Larrys. Judy was impressed so Stan let Judy sit in the car while Stan did some wheelis and jumps in the neigborhood. Stan usually could control his erections but being around Judy made it get really hard.

Stan fell asleep in the hot tub with thoughts of Judy.

Hello Stan?
Yes

I didn’t post all Stan’s poems but these were some nominated

Pumpin Yo Son
by Stan

I could have yo bitch but that just aint fun
This black man gonna pump yo son
The sun gonna rise when the day begun
And this black man gonna pump yo son

I ain't no fag but I like dem buns
of the boy in your house that you call son
he tight like an apple when I shoot my gun
he gonna scream, this man, your son

Who dat in your house
What he doin in the shower
He's showing your son
what it means, black power

He startin to cry,
he startin to howl
I'm wiping his blood
on your bathroom towel

You like dem kids, you aint no man
I'm pumpin your son, It's me...Stan.

Who Peepin

Who that peepin in yo bedroom window
Who that creepin in the bushes yo
You all alone
Is you husband home
Or is he messin round on that computer yo

Wake up and see who that is creepin
and look into those eyes that be peepin
Who that wanna make love you
It's me, Stan

[SpursforSix]

Yeah...fuck you haters. It's even better than I remembered.

[BD24]

I do quite appreciate that poem :lol, a bummer we could never find Stan on Larry’s or anyones page

[pgardn]

Who dat in your house
What he doin in the shower
He's showing your son
what it means, black power



Hell yes it is !

[BD24]

I take it back SFS. The Stan material is greAt. With that said, I would love some more of the tattoo chronicles. You have a lot of great material to pull from. Plus, the Stan stuff isn’t as fun with Larry gone tbh

[SpursforSix]

I take it back SFS. The Stan material is greAt. With that said, I would love some more of the tattoo chronicles. You have a lot of great material to pull from. Plus, the Stan stuff isn’t as fun with Larry gone tbh

That’s a super good point. Kori is still here. His life is just so bland though.

[SpursforSix]

Dear Tattoo Master…I woke up early and did my tattoo stretches. Then I had heavy diarrhea. I masturbate and went back to bed. No customers today.

[SpursforSix]

I take it back SFS. The Stan material is greAt. With that said, I would love some more of the tattoo chronicles. You have a lot of great material to pull from. Plus, the Stan stuff isn’t as fun with Larry gone tbh


Dear Tattoo Master…I woke up early and did my tattoo stretches. Then I had heavy diarrhea. I masturbate and went back to bed. No customers today.

is this it?

[koriwhat]

Talk about living RENT MOTHERFUCKING FREE! :lmao

[koriwhat]

All the familiar putos are in here circle jerking each other off as usual. :lmao

[koriwhat]

:lol

this is a good replacement for the Judy Diary entries. SFS off to a great start in his third ST miniseries, much better than the Stan poems flop

Still don't want to touch on your fairy tales about meeting me face to face huh? You're such a fucking pussy BD! :lol

[koriwhat]

Lol

Did you know that millions of people die every day?

Hopefully you'll be one of them sooner than later. :tu

[Joseph Kony]

>quadruple rage posting
>"rent free"

:lmao

Great thread OP :tu

[SpursforSix]

All the familiar putos are in here circle jerking each other off as usual. :lmao

Ha. I don't need circle jerking. I'll post stupid shit whenever. Seems like it's about to be about you and crappy tattoos. I'll think it's funny regardless.

[koriwhat]

Ha. I don't need circle jerking. I'll post stupid shit whenever. Seems like it's about to be about you and crappy tattoos. I'll think it's funny regardless.

Nah it's crap "humor" if it can even be called that... HAHAHA Master HAHAHA! You're a dumbfuck who's found acceptance online by other weak males. It's all comical to me except your shitty "humor". I'd laugh if it was funny even if you're taking digs at me but you're not funny at all. You're the Amy Schumer of ST.

[Blake]

Nah it's crap "humor" if it can even be called that... HAHAHA Master HAHAHA! You're a dumbfuck whose found acceptance online by other weak males. It's all comical to me except your shitty "humor". I'd laugh if it was funny even if you're taking digs at me but you're not funny at all. You're the Amy Schumer of ST.

:lol this is funny

[koriwhat]

I seriously don't care what you have to say BlaKKKe. You are bottom of the barrel when it comes to giving a fuck about you or dudes like you. You're wasting your time like your ex wife wasted hers on you. :tu

[BD24]

Here’s 3-5 sentences to tell you I’m not reading your reply and that I don’t care blakkkkkeee

[SpursforSix]

Nah it's crap "humor" if it can even be called that... HAHAHA Master HAHAHA! You're a dumbfuck who's found acceptance online by other weak males. It's all comical to me except your shitty "humor". I'd laugh if it was funny even if you're taking digs at me but you're not funny at all. You're the Amy Schumer of ST.

It's OK Baby Joey. I'm probably too lazy to do a Tattoo Chronicles anyway. Everyone can just make it up in their heads. It'd probably be a lot of talks between you and your Master and you giving crappy tattoos and having dudes fuck you in the butt randomly. And you'd cry a lot. Spoiler alert I guess.

[koriwhat]

Here’s 3-5 sentences to tell you I’m not reading your reply and that I don’t care blakkkkkeee

In 3-5 sentences why don't you entertain us with your fairy tales about meeting me face to face. :tu :lol


It's OK Baby Joey. I'm probably too lazy to do a Tattoo Chronicles anyway. Everyone can just make it up in their heads. It'd probably be a lot of talks between you and your Master and you giving crappy tattoos and having dudes fuck you in the butt randomly. And you'd cry a lot. Spoiler alert I guess.

This Master stuff is so fucking stupid and clearly you're so far removed from tattooing or trade work. You're such a dumbass trying to be comical but you're just a dumbass and not anything close to a comedian.

Yes I'm crying... You got me! :tu

Your gay fantasies are hilarious too seeing how you've endlessly been bugging the fuck out of me with notifications the last month. Your booty hole must be prolapsed tbh.

[koriwhat]

Here’s 3-5 sentences to tell you I’m not reading your reply and that I don’t care blakkkkkeee

In 3-5 sentences why don't you entertain us with your fairy tales about meeting me face to face. :tu :lol


It's OK Baby Joey. I'm probably too lazy to do a Tattoo Chronicles anyway. Everyone can just make it up in their heads. It'd probably be a lot of talks between you and your Master and you giving crappy tattoos and having dudes fuck you in the butt randomly. And you'd cry a lot. Spoiler alert I guess.

This Master stuff is so fucking stupid and clearly you're so far removed from tattooing or trade work. You're such a dumbass trying to be comical but you're just a dumbass and not anything close to a comedian.

Yes I'm crying... You got me! :tu

Your gay fantasies are hilarious too seeing how you've endlessly been bugging the fuck out of me with notifications the last month. Your booty hole must be prolapsed tbh.

[SpursforSix]

see below

[SpursforSix]

In 3-5 sentences why don't you entertain us with your fairy tales about meeting me face to face. :tu :lol



This Master stuff is so fucking stupid and clearly you're so far removed from tattooing or trade work. You're such a dumbass trying to be comical but you're just a dumbass and not anything close to a comedian.

Yes I'm crying... You got me! :tu

Your gay fantasies are hilarious too seeing how you've endlessly been bugging the fuck out of me with notifications the last month. Your booty hole must be prolapsed tbh.


In 3-5 sentences why don't you entertain us with your fairy tales about meeting me face to face. :tu :lol



This Master stuff is so fucking stupid and clearly you're so far removed from tattooing or trade work. You're such a dumbass trying to be comical but you're just a dumbass and not anything close to a comedian.

Yes I'm crying... You got me! :tu

Your gay fantasies are hilarious too seeing how you've endlessly been bugging the fuck out of me with notifications the last month. Your booty hole must be prolapsed tbh.

Do you want to post this a third time or are you done?

[SpursforSix]

In 3-5 sentences why don't you entertain us with your fairy tales about meeting me face to face. :tu :lol



This Master stuff is so fucking stupid and clearly you're so far removed from tattooing or trade work. You're such a dumbass trying to be comical but you're just a dumbass and not anything close to a comedian.

Yes I'm crying... You got me! :tu

Your gay fantasies are hilarious too seeing how you've endlessly been bugging the fuck out of me with notifications the last month. Your booty hole must be prolapsed tbh.

Also, the Master stuff is funny. Yeah...I don't know shit about the tattoo business. I do know that it's weird sounding to have a Master or Sensei. But I do get that's a thing.

[Blake]

Who Posted?

Posts 15
SpursforSix
Posts 8
koriwhat
Posts 4
Ef-man
Posts 4
BD24
Posts 4
Tyronn Lue
Posts 2
Blake
Posts 2
pgardn
Posts 1
clambake
Posts 1
Joseph Kony


Totally doesn't care about this unfunny stupid stuff

[SpursforSix]

Who Posted?

Posts 15
SpursforSix
Posts 8
koriwhat
Posts 4
Ef-man
Posts 4
BD24
Posts 4
Tyronn Lue
Posts 2
Blake
Posts 2
pgardn
Posts 1
clambake
Posts 1
Joseph Kony


Totally doesn't care about this unfunny stupid stuff

Yikes. I posted 15 times with not even progressing the Tattoo Chronicles.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Talk about living RENT MOTHERFUCKING FREE! :lmao

You post here every day, Joey. It is impossible for you to get rent free space around here. You work harder than everyone else for the attention you get.

[koriwhat]

You post here every day, Joey. It is impossible for you to get rent free space around here. You work harder than everyone else for the attention you get.

LOL and you visit a therapist and show her your ST posts... You are a fucking loser bro!

Btw I don't seek attention whatsoever from any of yall. Spin it as much as you'd like but yall seek me out and I simply respond to you fucking pussies.

Now go cry to your therapist some more you weak bitch.

[SpursforSix]

LOL and you visit a therapist and show her your ST posts... You are a fucking loser bro!

Btw I don't seek attention whatsoever from any of yall. Spin it as much as you'd like but yall seek me out and I simply respond to you fucking pussies.

Now go cry to your therapist some more you weak bitch.

Seriously, why do you post here then?

[koriwhat]

Seriously, why do you post here then?

Seriously why are you a bitch male?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

An idiot's interpretation of rugged individualism.

:lol

[benefactor]

Seriously, why do you post here then?
I'm not like them, but I can pretend
The sun is gone, but I have a light
The day is done, but I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Or maybe I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy
Think I'm just happy

[SpursforSix]

Seriously why are you a bitch male?

No seriously. You never post anything of value. And I don't think you every ask advice on anything. I acknowledge your edgelordness. But is that all?

[benefactor]

Seriously why are you a bitch male?
Pretty ironic coming from Mr. Bring Your Friends to Fight my Friends when you get challenged one on one.

[BD24]

No seriously. You never post anything of value. And I don't think you every ask advice on anything. I acknowledge your edgelordness. But is that all?
Question of the century tbh. The real reason if obviously a lack of attention in real life.

but Joey will never admit that. Most of us can admit we get some amount of joy or entertainment out of ST.

[koriwhat]

No seriously. You never post anything of value. And I don't think you every ask advice on anything. I acknowledge your edgelordness. But is that all?

I post here, in the tech forum, the club forum, and the spurs forum... Only here and in the club do I have to deal with bitches like you and the other putos that hound me endlessly projecting that I'm clearly the one looking for attention. :lol

Now go fuck yourself and cry to someone that gives a fuck you dumb bitch.


Pretty ironic coming from Mr. Bring Your Friends to Fight my Friends when you get challenged one on one.

Pretty ironic coming from the dude who said he wanted a crowd and a camera man way before I said I'd kick your ass while my friends laugh at your bitchass. Why you trying to rewrite history when it's archived here in black and white you big puto? You lack a spine so here you are going on about a whole lot of nothing as usual you big pussy!


Question of the century tbh. The real reason if obviously a lack of attention in real life.

but Joey will never admit that. Most of us can admit we get some amount of joy or entertainment out of ST.

IDGAF about attention you pussy. And yes you truly are a pussy BD.

[Blake]

I post here, in the tech forum, the club forum, and the spurs forum... Only here and in the club do I have to deal with bitches like you and the other putos that hound me endlessly projecting that I'm clearly the one looking for attention. :lol

Now go fuck yourself and cry to someone that gives a fuck you dumb bitch.



Pretty ironic coming from the dude who said he wanted a crowd and a camera man way before I said I'd kick your ass while my friends laugh at your bitchass. Why you trying to rewrite history when it's archived here in black and white you big puto? You lack a spine so here you are going on about a whole lot of nothing as usual you big pussy!



IDGAF about attention you pussy. And yes you truly are a pussy BD.

Clearly nothing bothers you here.

[Goob]

I know have been on the forum for only a short amount of time so not in the know...

But what kind of fucking thread is this?:lol

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I know have been on the forum for only a short amount of time so not in the know...

But what kind of fucking thread is this?:lol

So Joey doxxed himself by telling us he was a tattoo artist and his full name. Additionally he told us about how the guy that mentored him into the business cuffed him into a wall before punching him in the head unconscious. Looking into his "work" he showed himself to be a poor artist. After he endured people making fun of him he has turned into this incel faux tough guy routine you see him run with. This is just an example of that.