Texas vs Colorado (Spread)

[Kori Ellis]

:blah

[Cant_Be_Faded]

looks like mookie will be private messaging mr dio for advice on this one

[mookie2001]

this a hard one
if tx wins by 20 pts then I'll have nothing to bet on the USC game, which USC likely the favorite

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You are as big of a pussy as Leinart if you don't bet 4.5 million on texas

[mookie2001]

I dont have that much

i was really waiting for the usc game though
i dont really give a shit if TX beats col by 10 or 70

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I will never let you hear the end of it if you don't bet every single vbookie dollar on texas for the usc game. Cuz they'll have the edge in the spread...it'll be as good a bet as any.

I might bet all my shit too. I doubt pimpo does. Even though he has said UT will beat them by 30 points since day uno.

[mookie2001]

I will do that

but if Texas does lose
betting on vbookies would be totally worthless and a waste of time because even if it took you months and months to get back to 10000 or 100000 some other chode, not even a richest chode would have like a billion by then
so to save face I would just have to quit betting

[Cant_Be_Faded]

naturally

but you also have a good chance of becoming a True Vbookie Champion

[mookie2001]

not really
if i ever get to 10000000 then the people ahead of me will have 500000000 and so one
I could count on maybe 1 or 2 of the people with less than 8 figures to drop out but the top 3 would have to be stupid and blow it all going for the gusto

[Cant_Be_Faded]

No i mean if you bet it all on texas and win, you will have a chance

Cuz noone else would have the balls to bet it all on anything
You'd jump ahead of the pack, cuz you have the capital to do it

[mookie2001]

if by the pack you mean everyone but smeagol and mr dio

the thing about this bet is I dont know or care if texas wins by 28 pts
I think the smarter thing would be to sit back and play the NFL until jan 4

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Smeagol is timid. Catching up to him is easy. He bets conservative and tends to bet what everyone else bets on.

Mr Dio is like a more experienced Mookie. He bets with his heart.
So you best bet like Mookie and bet it all on UT

[mookie2001]

I have zero chance of catching either of those two
no way

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Dude you climbed the ranks from ~3000 to consistent 4-6 place in like 2 months

[mookie2001]

yeah I know but smeagol and mr dio would have to fuck up worse than shawn marion

thats what i was telling you when we went to cs, I had a chance and Texas blew it, now Im playing for 3rd

[Kori Ellis]

Do you want another vBookie on this game too?
Tell me what it should be.

[mookie2001]

ramonce taylor total yds

[hussker]

Texas by 30+ easy...message to the Cali Condoms...

[hussker]

Do you want another vBookie on this game too?
Tell me what it should be.

Vince Young over 500 total yds

[Cant_Be_Faded]

everything is quiet. vince young is polishing his ball with tinsley and stoops is silently setting up the santa klaus.

Like Brian said on the funniest Family Guy of all time:

IT'S PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIMEPEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME WHERRRYAT WHERRYAT WHERRYAT WHERRYAT IT'S PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIMEPEANUTBUTTER JELLY

ROFLMFAO
stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopes

[TheTruth]

hmmm

i'm gonna put 20k on colorado...only cause i love 'em.

[Mr Dio]

I missed the 12noon deadline.

I know this will jinx me but on my site I have :
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Over 31 in 1st half
AND
UT -25

[hussker]

DIO,
I am certain that you will be correct as this bloodbath continues...Lots of Rose Red BUFF Blood on ther Reliant turf today!

[Mr Dio]

Yeah, looks like all the Horns haters were right. :lol UT has been exposed. It has taken UT 9min to score 2 TDs.

[Mr Dio]

UT special teams is special again!

[Mr Dio]

Hmmm, do I want CO to score to get my over 31 or have UT make another stand?

[Mr Dio]

DIO,
I am certain that you will be correct as this bloodbath continues...Lots of Rose Red BUFF Blood on ther Reliant turf today!


I hope so.


I kinda want CO to score a TD to get the over 31 in ASAP.

[hussker]

I smell turnover and defensive TD coming

[hussker]

WOW...Husskerdamus!

[hussker]

Only one more score Dio...

[Horry For 3!]

42-3 at half time :lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

wherriyyat Whierriyatt Whierryita Whierriyatt

Peanutbutter Jelly Jelly Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Penautbutterjelly
Peanutbutterjelly

[Horry For 3!]

Blocked punt TD :smokin

56-3

[Horry For 3!]

63-3 :lol

[batman2883]

man i feel sorry for CU so badly

[batman2883]

Fucking Jamaal Charles Ripping Them

[batman2883]

Ha Ha Ha Michael Griffin Just Ripped The Ball Again, Damn Ut With The Ball Again, Their Gonna Score Fucking 100 Points I Know It

[Mr Dio]

I like this so that all of UTs seniors can play.

[Horry For 3!]

70-3

[Horry For 3!]

Truth is somewhere crying :lol

[Mr Dio]

Man, can UT get in the 80s?
I don't think I've ever seen a football game where a team scored in the 80s. Ever.
I'm sure it has happened, I have never seen it though.

[Mr Dio]

I feel bad for Klatt. That was a solid hit by DK.

[Horry For 3!]

Klatt is done for the day with a concussion, that has to suck.

[Horry For 3!]

My sister is getting me a Big 12 Conference Title shirt. She is at the mall right now but they can't put out the shirts until the game is over.

[ALVAREZ6]

70-3


:lmao