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1369
12-02-2005, 05:12 PM
So, today I get back from hunting all week and my lovely bride says she has something REAL SPECIAL for me for our anniversary.

Something I always want and ask her for.

http://www.imaginationperfumery.com/images/300/item_5534.jpg
midgetonadonkey
12-02-2005, 05:15 PM
I hope she gave you a real hummer after that. And I'm not talking about the vehicle.
SpursWoman
12-02-2005, 05:15 PM
Did she go out and get some new DDD's while you were away? :angel
easjer
12-02-2005, 05:18 PM
Well, now I know what my husband is getting for Christmas.
GoldToe
12-02-2005, 05:18 PM
:lol

Mine is always asking for diamonds.

http://a602.g.akamai.net/7/602/175/2005110312/cache3.jcpenney.com/images/regular/0900631b80d5fc5fR.jpg
ChumpDumper
12-02-2005, 05:19 PM
Well it could've been worse I guess....
http://www.phillysbest.com/images/tossedsalad.jpg
1369
12-02-2005, 05:20 PM
Did she go out and get some new DDD's while you were away? :angel

Not needed, she already looks like a refugee from a Russ Meyer movie.
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The sone
12-02-2005, 05:20 PM
Well it could've been worse I guess....
http://www.phillysbest.com/images/tossedsalad.jpg


i would have thought that was an upgrade...
Solid D
12-02-2005, 05:22 PM
Did she go out and get some new DDD's while you were away? :angel


DDD? Is that a Defensive Driving Degree? I have one of those too, then.
ChumpDumper
12-02-2005, 05:24 PM
i would have thought that was an upgrade...To each his/her own, I guess.
Vashner
12-02-2005, 05:28 PM
Male Autoresponse: Oh wow great thank you. This is awesome / kiss.. /hug.. rinse .. repete.
SpursWoman
12-02-2005, 05:32 PM
Male Autoresponse: Oh wow great thank you. This is awesome / kiss.. /hug.. rinse .. repete.

That's how you'd react to a great big, long hummer?

http://www.limoorlando.com/images/slogan.jpg
Summers
12-02-2005, 05:34 PM
Stop perpetuating the myth that women stop having sex/going down/whatever once they get married! :lol (Or, conversely, perpetuate it so I can tell my husband how grateful he should be to have me!)
Marklar MM
12-02-2005, 05:56 PM
Stop perpetuating the myth that women stop having sex/going down/whatever once they get married! :lol (Or, conversely, perpetuate it so I can tell my husband how grateful he should be to have me!)

Now we know what you do in your spare time. Thanks.
Oh, Gee!!
12-02-2005, 06:11 PM
Wrong thread. I was looking for the "Striking Smartass Wife" thread.
Horry For 3!
12-02-2005, 06:15 PM
Stop perpetuating the myth that women stop having sex/going down/whatever once they get married! :lol (Or, conversely, perpetuate it so I can tell my husband how grateful he should be to have me!)
Yes, hand and blow job girl.