Goochie Grease

[DAF86]

g-p5dSSS7AY

Yall motherfuckers need to normalize the use of bidets. And you call yourselves a 1st World country. :lol

[K...]

i aint clicking that and ruining my youtube wholesome algorithm. please narrate it

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

Mavs forum tbh

[InRareForm]

Take a shower after you poop , easy fix. Wtf

[DAF86]

Take a shower after you poop , easy fix. Wtf

There are folks that shit 3 to 5 times per day, are you gonna take a shower after each one? That's why bidet exists. For the life of me I can't understand how bidets aren't of common use in every single part of the World. :lol

[JPB]

There are folks that shit 3 to 5 times per day, are you gonna take a shower after each one? That's why bidet exists. For the life of me I can't understand how bidets aren't of common use in every single part of the World. :lol

If you shit 3 to 5 times a day, you have bigger problems than bidets.

[DAF86]

If you shit 3 to 5 times a day, you have bigger problems than bidets.

"It’s normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day".

https://www.healthpartners.com/blog/healthy-poop-chart/#:~:text=It's%20normal%20and%20healthy%20to,are%20 probably%20in%20good%20shape.

You sounded pretty confident spouting ignorance, though. I'll give you that, tbh.

[InRareForm]

If you are pooping five times a day eat more fiber and lay off the Taco Bell

[JPB]

There are folks that shit 3 to 5 times per day, are you gonna take a shower after each one? That's why bidet exists. For the life of me I can't understand how bidets aren't of common use in every single part of the World. :lol


"It’s normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day".

https://www.healthpartners.com/blog/healthy-poop-chart/#:~:text=It's%20normal%20and%20healthy%20to,are%20 probably%20in%20good%20shape.

You sounded pretty confident spouting ignorance, though. I'll give you that, tbh.

I'm pretty confident "anywhere close to 3 times a week to 3 times a day" is not 3 to 5 times a day... And I'm definitely confident someone bringing that shit to a BB forum and taking the time to consult litterature and statistics about it have scatological issues.

[buttsR4rebounding]

Nothing like toilet humor to liven up a ST thread...:stirpot:

[DAF86]

I'm pretty confident "anywhere close to 3 times a week to 3 times a day" is not 3 to 5 times a day... And I'm definitely confident someone bringing that shit to a BB forum and taking the time to consult litterature and statistics about it have scatological issues.

I have no scatological issues bro, don't worry. :lol I just did a little google research to educate you, since you wouldn't take my word for it, tbh.

[NASpurs]

I thought Goochie Grease was the name of the second rounder the Spurs were targeting. Wouldn't had suprised me with how they like to draft.

[Alain]

I thought Goochie Grease was the name of the second rounder the Spurs were targeting. Wouldn't had suprised me with how they like to draft.

The guy is a true alien, he's from Uranus. He's playing in Turkey as of now...

[K...]

Fwiw op i am staunchley pro bidet and it seemed at one moment 5-7years ago there seemed to be recognition that american plumbing has fallen behind, such it was that retrofits to common toilets were sold. But then the country went to shit and we stopped caring about progress. America is really unable to cope with more than two things to worry about, and gas prices are the number one, parking number two worries

[Cry Havoc]

There are folks that shit 3 to 5 times per day, are you gonna take a shower after each one? That's why bidet exists. For the life of me I can't understand how bidets aren't of common use in every single part of the World. :lol

Bidets are amazing AND you end up saving money on toilet paper.

[DAF86]

I thought Goochie Grease was the name of the second rounder the Spurs were targeting. Wouldn't had suprised me with how they like to draft.


The guy is a true alien, he's from Uranus. He's playing in Turkey as of now...

:lol

[Spurs Homer]

All the toilets in my house are equipped with bidets

when i travel now- bidets are a must…once you go bidet…

[Extra Stout]

H-E-B Commerical Idea

Devin: Have you all seen this thing called “Gooch Grease”?

Tre: Oh my God, that’s disgusting.

Wemby: In France, we use bidets.

Jeremy: I had one installed in my house.

Keldon: As a proud American, I use H-E-B Our Finest moist flushable wipes! I want to be slippery on the court, not in my underwear.

Tony Parker (in doorway, gags): Cooking With Tony is cancelled for today.

[Obstructed_View]

Europeans have to wash their assholes every time they shit because they don't shower regularly. How greasy can your stuff get if you take a shower every day?

[Extra Stout]

Europeans have to wash their assholes every time they shit because they don't shower regularly. How greasy can your stuff get if you take a shower every day?
I think some Americans are so obese that they have a fat flap down there where shit gets stuck in the crease. Plus their arms and stomach are so fat they can’t reach down there anyway.

[Obstructed_View]

I think some Americans are so obese that they have a fat flap down there where shit gets stuck in the crease. Plus their arms and stomach are so fat they can’t reach down there anyway.
Agree. The only person I know who owns a bidet is so fat that he can't reach his ass.

[Leetonidas]

Sir, I use flushable wipes. My ass is clean AF


Yes I know I am destroying the sewer system

[DAF86]

Europeans have to wash their assholes every time they shit because they don't shower regularly. How greasy can your stuff get if you take a shower every day?

I'm from a third World country. I shower everyday, sometimes twice a day, and still use bidet everytime I take a shit. It's just common sense son. If you get shit in your hands, do you just wipe it a little with dry toilet paper or do you wash them with soap and water? Why would you do anything else with any other part of your body? :lol

P/S: from what i know, Bidets aren't very popular in Europe either. And it makes sense, they can barealy shower, they are not going to waste water on their butts. :lol

[DAF86]

Sir, I use flushable wipes. My ass is clean AF


Yes I know I am destroying the sewer system

Nah, brah, it isn't the same at all. I went on holidays once, the hotel didn't have a bidet so I tried those wipes, they fucking sucked. I had to get in the shower everytime I took a shit.

[Obstructed_View]

I'm from a third World country. I shower everyday, sometimes twice a day, and still use bidet everytime I take a shit. It's just common sense son. If you get shit in your hands, do you just wipe it a little with dry toilet paper or do you wash them with soap and water? Why would you do anything else with any other part of your body? :lol

P/S: from what i know, Bidets aren't very popular in Europe either. And it makes sense, they can barealy shower, they are not going to waste water on their butts. :lol

"Here I baked you some muffins. I wiped them on my asshole, but don't worry, I washed it first."

[DAF86]

"Here I baked you some muffins. I wiped them on my asshole, but don't worry, I washed it first."

If you used bidet, you could, tbh. :lol

[spurraider21]

yeah... i've had bidets for a couple of years now in my home. cant go back. feel like a fuckin caveman when i take a shit anywhere else :lol

[Extra Stout]

Remind me not to eat any of DAF86’s cooking.

[DAF86]

Remind me not to eat any of DAF86’s cooking.

I'm cooking an asado right now. Every Spur fan is welcome, tbh.

[Extra Stout]

I'm cooking an ass-ado right now. Every Spur fan is welcome, tbh.

[DAF86]

I set myself up, tbh.

[CGD]

Nice

[Ariel]

H-E-B Commerical Idea

Devin: Have you all seen this thing called “Gooch Grease”?

Tre: Oh my God, that’s disgusting.

Wemby: In France, we use bidets.

Jeremy: I had one installed in my house.

Keldon: As a proud American, I use H-E-B Our Finest moist flushable wipes! I want to be slippery on the court, not in my underwear.

Tony Parker (in doorway, gags): Cooking With Tony is cancelled for today.
:lol I'm laughing WITH you, not AT you

[Ariel]

By the way, why is this topic on the Spurs forum?

[Seventyniner]

By the way, why is this topic on the Spurs forum?

Believe it or not, there have been many threads on this board far shittier than this one.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

There are folks that shit 3 to 5 times per day, are you gonna take a shower after each one? That's why bidet exists. For the life of me I can't understand how bidets aren't of common use in every single part of the World. :lol

If I have shit all over myself absolutely. You can have fun being covered in shit.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

By the way, why is this topic on the Spurs forum?

Because Dale and the troll cabal have been having a bad year and are taking it out on everyone.

[SequSpur]

Special needs forum.