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lebomb
06-08-2023, 07:14 AM
........... all I can say is :lmao

horseshue
06-08-2023, 07:40 AM
:lol

lebomb
06-08-2023, 07:52 AM
Just to make sure Ive got this straight and Im not being punked on MTV.

Zion gets his stripper g/f pregnant, the sidehoe porn star gets mad that she isnt the ONE, then the pornstar is swole at Zion and calls baby mamma a Hoe.

Also, pornstar may be pregnant as well.

Wait what? ........ :pimpslap

ZION you sure know how to pickem. :baby

Spurs Homer
06-08-2023, 08:29 AM
Just to make sure Ive got this straight and Im not being punked on MTV.

Zion gets his stripper g/f pregnant, the sidehoe porn star gets mad that she isnt the ONE, then the pornstar is swole at Zion and calls baby mamma a Hoe.

Also, pornstar may be pregnant as well.

Wait what? ........ :pimpslap

ZION you sure know how to pickem. :baby


wait-

are you implying that - THAT Fat Fuck china doll…

is… ABLE to have sexual relations?

not buying it!

baseline bum
06-08-2023, 08:39 AM
God damn, Zion is Captain Save a Hoe

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daslicer
06-08-2023, 08:49 AM
Just to make sure Ive got this straight and Im not being punked on MTV.

Zion gets his stripper g/f pregnant, the sidehoe porn star gets mad that she isnt the ONE, then the pornstar is swole at Zion and calls baby mamma a Hoe.

Also, pornstar may be pregnant as well.

Wait what? ........ :pimpslap

ZION you sure know how to pickem. :baby

That is correct. The Porn star could be lying about being knocked up by Zion. It seems like she is salty that Zion knocked up another woman besides her and is trying to get back at him. I'm not believing the Porn Star is pregnant until it is officially confirmed.

horseshue
06-08-2023, 09:18 AM
wait-

are you implying that - THAT Fat Fuck china doll…

is… ABLE to have sexual relations?

not buying it!

Where do you think he is getting all those annual season ending injuries. :lol

lefty
06-08-2023, 10:23 AM
People still use Snapchat? :lol

superbigtime
06-08-2023, 11:59 AM
Excellent judgement. He and Ja should hang out.

lefty
06-08-2023, 12:08 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsgzbUSXgAEHAGL.jpg

lebomb
06-08-2023, 12:42 PM
That is correct. The Porn star could be lying about being knocked up by Zion. It seems like she is salty that Zion knocked up another woman besides her and is trying to get back at him. I'm not believing the Porn Star is pregnant until it is officially confirmed.

.............but how can a pornstar call a stripper a HOE? :huh

Millennial_Messiah
06-08-2023, 01:08 PM
I'd bang Moriah Mills

One night stand

Also wouldn't need a condom if Williamson already knocked her up

daslicer
06-08-2023, 01:20 PM
.............but how can a pornstar call a stripper a HOE? :huh

:lol it definitely feels like a Spy vs Spy situation.

lebomb
06-08-2023, 01:24 PM
I'd bang Moriah Mills

One night stand

Also wouldn't need a condom if Williamson already knocked her up

No fear of STD's with said stripper and pornstar involved in this situation?

MultiTroll
06-08-2023, 02:42 PM
How much $$$ do you figure Zion has been milked by these two already?

Extra Stout
06-08-2023, 03:44 PM
No fear of STD's with said stripper and pornstar involved in this situation?
Which ones do you think he doesn’t already have?

Millennial_Messiah
06-08-2023, 04:48 PM
No fear of STD's with said stripper and pornstar involved in this situation?

Nah, I have my immune system :tu

If I got chlamydia by some extremely unfortunate chance, I always have a spare Z Pak and a Doxycycline round lying around

Plus, she's pregnant. If she doesn't get an abortion wouldn't she be suscepting the baby to the disease?

lebomb
06-08-2023, 06:56 PM
Which ones do you think he doesn’t already have?
:lol

lebomb
06-08-2023, 06:59 PM
Nah, I have my immune system :tu

If I got chlamydia by some extremely unfortunate chance, I always have a spare Z Pak and a Doxycycline round lying around

Plus, she's pregnant. If she doesn't get an abortion wouldn't she be suscepting the baby to the disease?

chlamydia??? :lol

We talkin bout real STDs nig!! Herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, AIDS niggra!! Your immune system that good?

Millennial_Messiah
06-08-2023, 07:32 PM
chlamydia??? :lol

We talkin bout real STDs nig!! Herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, AIDS niggra!! Your immune system that good?

AIDS? I'm not taking it in the ass or sticking my dick in an ass, silly.

As for Herpes and the clap it's pretty obvious to tell when you're about to go down on her.

LittleCriminal
06-08-2023, 08:32 PM
This is what happens when you are young minded, make millions and is somewhat famous.. Hoes flock together.. not everybody with a kid mentality can handle it imo.. i will say this about Zions future, once he's out of the league.. hes going to be broke as f###.. living on the streets or worse..book it! ps good luck zion.

lebomb
06-08-2023, 09:28 PM
Now there is a 3rd woman. Yami Taylor…. She isn’t a stripper or porn star at least.:clap

lebomb
06-08-2023, 09:31 PM
AIDS? I'm not taking it in the ass or sticking my dick in an ass, silly.



As for Herpes and the clap it's pretty obvious to tell when you're about to go down on her.

You can get AIDS from regular vaginal sex knuckle head:pimpslap

Millennial_Messiah
06-09-2023, 11:23 AM
You can get AIDS from regular vaginal sex knuckle head:pimpslap

As the receiver (female), yes. As the man, about the same chance as getting struck by lightning by walking outside any given time it rains.

Nonzero, but, unlikely. There's a reason there hasn't been documented cases of lesbian to lesbian AIDS transmission despite the fact that lesbians obviously carpet munch and share dildos. And many lesbians are bi curious or even bi, or naturally straight converted lesbian.

lebomb
06-09-2023, 11:26 AM
As the receiver (female), yes. As the man, about the same chance as getting struck by lightning by walking outside any given time it rains.

Nonzero, but, unlikely. There's a reason there hasn't been documented cases of lesbian to lesbian AIDS transmission despite the fact that lesbians obviously carpet munch and share dildos. And many lesbians are bi curious or even bi, or naturally straight converted lesbian.

Im not taking any chances............especially with a stripper or pornstar. The levels of infection in them MIGHT be higher than your average female.


JUST sayin my niggra!!! :claw

Millennial_Messiah
06-09-2023, 11:34 AM
Im not taking any chances............especially with a stripper or pornstar. The levels of infection in them MIGHT be higher than your average female.


JUST sayin my niggra!!! :claw

With stuff like herpes, pubic lice (if they're unshaved), chlamydia, the clap... absolutely, above average chance.

With AIDS... unlikely. Unless they've been fucking a lot of gay and bi men, which is unlikely. Gay and bi men, if they're going to have sex with a woman they probably have a relatively clean normie girl friend they "practice" with when said girl friend is single and she trusts him to do the right things and most likely use protection. Gay men aren't out at strip clubs full of topless ladies looking to pony up some dough to get laid with a woman when they could easily do that at a male stripping club and fulfill their gay fantasy of getting dicked down which they obviously can't do with a female.

lebomb
06-10-2023, 11:29 AM
With stuff like herpes, pubic lice (if they're unshaved), chlamydia, the clap... absolutely, above average chance.

With AIDS... unlikely. Unless they've been fucking a lot of gay and bi men, which is unlikely. Gay and bi men, if they're going to have sex with a woman they probably have a relatively clean normie girl friend they "practice" with when said girl friend is single and she trusts him to do the right things and most likely use protection. Gay men aren't out at strip clubs full of topless ladies looking to pony up some dough to get laid with a woman when they could easily do that at a male stripping club and fulfill their gay fantasy of getting dicked down which they obviously can't do with a female.


Im so thankful you are not a doctor...............horrible advise. :rolleyes

Millennial_Messiah
06-10-2023, 12:44 PM
Im so thankful you are not a doctor...............horrible advise. :rolleyes

And licking buttholes is healthy? You could get cholera, salmonella, listeria, all kinds of bacterial diseases from coprophagia.

GAustex
06-10-2023, 03:11 PM
Do not listen to either of ya

lebomb
06-10-2023, 07:32 PM
And licking buttholes is healthy? You could get cholera, salmonella, listeria, all kinds of bacterial diseases from coprophagia.


Exposing one’s self to aids? Or licking your babes ass? :rollin

Millennial_Messiah
06-10-2023, 09:15 PM
Exposing one’s self to aids? Or licking your babes ass? :rollin
Fucking a random woman without a condom is hardly exposing one's self to AIDS. Better chance at getting struck by lightning.

Licking buttholes and getting dicked down on the other hand..... Buttholes were never intended for sex.

lebomb
06-10-2023, 10:30 PM
Licking buttholes and getting dicked down on the other hand..... Buttholes were never intended for sex.

Hmmmm…… explain that to the homosexual community. It is pride week.

Millennial_Messiah
06-10-2023, 10:33 PM
Hmmmm…… explain that to the homosexual community. It is pride week.

Fuck those faggot fucks!

lebomb
06-11-2023, 09:30 AM
Fuck those faggot fucks!

You do realize some are bi-sexual and have sex with both men and women right? You do realize that they pretty much do anal exclusively right? The transmission rate you are down playing is BS. I just hope you are taking pills for STD prevention when you are sleeping with random strippers and pornstars Dr. Mellennial. :claw

Millennial_Messiah
06-11-2023, 12:33 PM
You do realize some are bi-sexual and have sex with both men and women right? You do realize that they pretty much do anal exclusively right? The transmission rate you are down playing is BS. I just hope you are taking pills for STD prevention when you are sleeping with random strippers and pornstars Dr. Mellennial.
Yeah, group sex is disgusting as fuck. I stay away from the orgy types and the switch hitter and "LGBTQ+" types. I specifically ask a woman if she's straight before even considering dating her, much less doing physical stuff with her.

lebomb
06-11-2023, 01:31 PM
Yeah, group sex is disgusting as fuck. I stay away from the orgy types and the switch hitter and "LGBTQ+" types. I specifically ask a woman if she's straight before even considering dating her, much less doing physical stuff with her.


You also do know people lie right?

:hat

Later man.............. :toast

Bynumite
06-11-2023, 07:04 PM
It really is true when people say the nba is unlike any other major sports league, in the sense that people care more about gossip and off the field antics of nba players, than the games themselves :lol

That's why nba games have trash ratings but certain nba players are always in the news.

MultiTroll
06-11-2023, 08:20 PM
Fucking a random woman without a condom is hardly exposing one's self to AIDS. Better chance at getting struck by lightning.

https://www.healthline.com/health/hiv-aids/transmission-myths

MultiTroll
06-11-2023, 08:24 PM
It really is true when people say the nba is unlike any other major sports league, in the sense that people care more about gossip and off the field antics of nba players, than the games themselves :lol
Really?
https://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/545/276/ScreenShot2013-10-10at2.48.34PM_crop_north.jpg?1381431004&w=3072&h=2048

MultiTroll
06-11-2023, 08:31 PM
Fucking a random woman without a condom is hardly exposing one's self to AIDS. Better chance at getting struck by lightning


I just hope you are taking pills for STD prevention when you are sleeping with random strippers and pornstars





An analysis of studies measuring the pooled prevalence of HIV in 50 countries estimated that, globally, female sex workers are approximately 14 times more likely to be infected than other women of reproductive age.

Ed Helicopter Jones
06-13-2023, 12:22 PM
Zion sounds like a train wreck. That 2019 draft produced some awesomeness at 1 and 2.

LittleCriminal
06-14-2023, 01:46 AM
Zion to Houston for this year's 4th round pick??

lebomb
06-14-2023, 07:11 AM
Zion to Houston for this year's 4th round pick??

I can see ZION to the Hornets for the rights to draft Scoot. :claw