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playblair
08-09-2023, 11:41 PM
im a 37 year old ex con & will be getting a waiver to join army........thx biden & thx everyone who doesnt want to enlist because of u & the shortage playblair was granted an age & felony waiver........ playblair will be serving his country..........:ihit

Millennial_Messiah
08-09-2023, 11:46 PM
Don't you have to get the poison jab to join the military nowadays or did they relax that recently?

playblair
08-09-2023, 11:49 PM
Don't you have to get the poison jab to join the military nowadays or did they relax that recently?
the jab requirement is no more.....

Ef-man
08-10-2023, 12:12 AM
im a 37 year old ex con & will be getting a waiver to join army........thx biden & thx everyone who doesnt want to enlist because of u & the shortage playblair was granted an age & felony waiver........ playblair will be serving his country..........:ihit

what MOS did you sign up for and where are they sending you for basic training?

Blake
08-10-2023, 09:08 AM
I thought you said you are a grandpa

Monostradamus
08-10-2023, 10:02 AM
im a 37 year old ex con & will be getting a waiver to join army........thx biden & thx everyone who doesnt want to enlist because of u & the shortage playblair (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=34893) was granted an age & felony waiver........ playblair (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=34893) will be serving his country..........:ihit
Enjoy your free sex change operation :tu

Spurs Homer
08-10-2023, 10:25 AM
Calling bullshit on the waiver

traitors are not given waivers nor are felons with convictions for serious offenses

MultiTroll
08-10-2023, 10:33 AM
keep up with the shots and wear protection.

hater
08-10-2023, 10:46 AM
If u are so desperate why not go to Ukraine, u could be making 5 figures a week.

Sure you probably wont last more than 4 hours but at least ur family will be compensated.

RandomGuy
08-10-2023, 11:25 AM
im a 37 year old ex con & will be getting a waiver to join army........thx biden & thx everyone who doesnt want to enlist because of u & the shortage playblair was granted an age & felony waiver........ playblair will be serving his country..........:ihit

stay in. get the pension. get a college degree out of the deal.

Don't forget the GI home loan guarantee.

RandomGuy
08-10-2023, 11:26 AM
If u are so desperate why not go to Ukraine, u could be making 5 figures a week.

Sure you probably wont last more than 4 hours but at least ur family will be compensated.

Eat a dick, russian cocksucker. If you like them why don't you throw your lot in with the mobiks?

Winehole23
08-10-2023, 12:49 PM
best wishes for success in your new endeavors

Spurs Homer
08-10-2023, 02:54 PM
Oh yeah…lol

aside from this being bullshit…
there is ZERO CHANCE

you make it thru boot camp

ZERO

Joseph Kony
08-10-2023, 04:02 PM
hopefully you get captured and raped by hadjis :tu

hater
08-10-2023, 05:40 PM
Eat a dick, russian cocksucker. If you like them why don't you throw your lot in with the mobiks?

U shud go to Ukraine too ma nig

U seem to enjoy seeing Russians die. Go


Oh thats right

Youre a pussy :lmao

Allan Rowe vs Wade
08-10-2023, 11:33 PM
grats OP :toast

FuzzyLumpkins
08-11-2023, 02:15 AM
Constant story time. Aggravated assault felonies do not get waivers. 35 is the age limit to enlist.

FuzzyLumpkins
08-11-2023, 02:19 AM
Eat a dick, russian cocksucker. If you like them why don't you throw your lot in with the mobiks?

Apparently Russian enlistedmen are making the equivalent of $18k a year. Of course they are not getting paid because Russia is running out of cash.

Thread
08-11-2023, 02:36 AM
Eat a dick, russian cocksucker. If you like them why don't you throw your lot in with the mobiks?

My lots in & tight.

What'd they ever do to us, to this country? Saved us in 2 by taking on the Nazi's hand-to-hand/wet work style while we hit the yellow people with an A-Bomb from altitude...then? Truman: "What? You got to be kidding me. Fine. Again."

playblair
08-11-2023, 02:55 AM
Constant story time. Aggravated assault felonies do not get waivers. 35 is the age limit to enlist.
that was true before the shortage.........the military has become lenient with age & felony waivers.........

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJqGtHqVgAEhaZz?format=jpg&name=large

Joseph Kony
08-11-2023, 09:42 AM
U shud go to Ukraine too ma nig

U seem to enjoy seeing Russians die. Go


Oh thats right

Youre a pussy :lmao

U shud go to Russia ma nig

U seem to enjoy seeing Ukrainians die. Go


Oh thats right

Youre a pussy :lmao

Joseph Kony
08-11-2023, 09:44 AM
that was true before the shortage.........the military has become lenient with age & felony waivers.........

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJqGtHqVgAEhaZz?format=jpg&name=large

https://www.reddit.com/r/newtothenavy/comments/wfcoln/i_scored_a_95_on_the_picat_and_qualify_for/

Lol you're such a fucking lying clown

Splits
08-11-2023, 10:20 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/newtothenavy/comments/wfcoln/i_scored_a_95_on_the_picat_and_qualify_for/

Lol you're such a fucking lying clown

:lol

hater
08-11-2023, 10:51 AM
U shud go to Russia ma nig

U seem to enjoy seeing Ukrainians die. Go


Oh thats right

Youre a pussy :lmao

Nope

I been calling for a ceasefire and peace talks for months :tu



Cheers :tu

playblair
08-11-2023, 12:09 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/newtothenavy/comments/wfcoln/i_scored_a_95_on_the_picat_and_qualify_for/

Lol you're such a fucking lying clown
in an effort to defame playblair u r accusing playblair of lying with a false document.......if u took seconds to examine both documents u will see they r different scores........

Monostradamus
08-12-2023, 09:10 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/newtothenavy/comments/wfcoln/i_scored_a_95_on_the_picat_and_qualify_for/

Lol you're such a fucking lying clown

:lmao

Monostradamus
08-12-2023, 09:15 AM
that was true before the shortage.........the military has become lenient with age & felony waivers.........

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJqGtHqVgAEhaZz?format=jpg&name=large

Scoring in the 47th percentile is barely a step above legally retarded.

https://study.com/academy/popular/what-is-the-afqt-percentile-score.html