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Ef-man
08-17-2023, 10:59 PM
Of the 91 felony counts Yam Tits is currently facing, how many of the state and federal felony counts will lead to a conviction?

(Any new indictments or appeal changes will be dealt with in a separate thread.)

Sure, it will take until mid/late 2024 for the dust to settle, so step right up and call it now!!!

My guess, Yam Tits will be found guilty 45 times.

Edit: Stop the presses!! With the recent announcement that "91 Felony Charges" is coming out in 2024, how much would you pay to be at the premiere and who would you take knowing full well that MAGAs would be fucking their mothers some more?


*Not sponsored nor affiliated with Splits Entertainment

Millennial_Messiah
08-17-2023, 11:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be5Xy66cwD0&t=8s

Ef-man
08-17-2023, 11:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be5Xy66cwD0&t=8s

What the fuck are you doing here retard?

Your mom is living in a shit hole, you claim to make the big bucks, and here you are blabbering about shit you know nothing about.

Do something right for a change and help your old lady with $$$$ to fix her sad house.

Driving her to the tax office to complain about the assessment is chicken shit, barely lifting finger level.

Man up for a change.

daboom1
08-18-2023, 12:29 AM
cringe

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 12:40 AM
cringe

^^^^^^^

Look at me Splits, look at me!!!

Splits
08-18-2023, 12:44 AM
Release date is 2024. Hopefully it does better than...

The most corrupt and politicized USAG in history and other reviews...

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Ef-man
08-18-2023, 06:38 AM
Release date is 2024. Hopefully it does better than...

The most corrupt and politicized USAG in history and other reviews...

1536376810803691520

https://i.ibb.co/PDvQ1NJ/image.png
https://i.ibb.co/5k0xLkn/image.png

Wow, so filming, production, post production editing is almost finished for a release in 2024!!!! :tu

Glad to hear that the 2026 date was just MAGAs fucking their mothers some more, go figure.

As you would expect this question from your fans, will there be “91 Felony Charges part II” or a spinoff like “More Felony Charges for All the Other Treasonous Dumbfucks Involved?**”

**Spurs Homer holds right to title name and any other title with “Treasonous” in it

Splits
08-18-2023, 06:42 AM
Wow, so filming, production, post production editing is almost finished for a release in 2024!!!! :tu

Glad to hear that the 2026 date was just MAGAs fucking their mothers some more, go figure.

As you would expect this question from your fans, will there be “91 Felony Charges part II” or a spinoff like “More Felony Charges for All the Other Treasonous Dumbfucks Involved?**”

**Spurs Homer holds right to title name and any other title with “Treasonous” in it

Look out for Arizona, that could put us in triple digs and might warrant a film rename

RandomGuy
08-18-2023, 06:45 AM
Of the 91 felony counts Yam Tits is currently facing, how many of the state and federal felony counts will lead to a conviction?

(Any new indictments or appeal changes will be dealt with in a separate thread.)

Sure, it will take until mid/late 2024 for the dust to settle, so step right up and call it now!!!

My guess, Yam Tits will be found guilty 45 times.

Edit: Stop the presses!! With the recent announcement that "91 Felony Charges" is coming out in 2024, how much would you pay to be at the premiere and who would you take knowing full well that MAGAs would be fucking their mothers some more?


*Not sponsored nor affiliated with Splits Entertainment

I can't wait for the broadway musical. :lol

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 07:26 AM
I can't wait for the broadway musical. :lol

With an black cast like Hamilton and JJ Walker as Yam Tits, I am getting early tickets!

Thread
08-18-2023, 07:47 AM
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Spurs Homer
08-18-2023, 08:35 AM
Wow, so filming, production, post production editing is almost finished for a release in 2024!!!! :tu

Glad to hear that the 2026 date was just MAGAs fucking their mothers some more, go figure.

As you would expect this question from your fans, will there be “91 Felony Charges part II” or a spinoff like “More Felony Charges for All the Other Treasonous Dumbfucks Involved?**”

**Spurs Homer holds right to title name and any other title with “Treasonous” in it


:lmao - is "treasonous kunts" allowed?

Thread
08-18-2023, 10:08 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Thread
08-18-2023, 10:14 AM
Good morning, Arizona!!!

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 11:38 AM
Look out for Arizona, that could put us in triple digs and might warrant a film rename

You read it here first, Splits gave you the bombshell hint: Ann Coulter will appear in the hot and steamy role of Kari Lake (alongside JJ Wlaker as Yam Tits). She will portray a lonely and confused retard, smitten by an obese grifter, in what will be a must view blockbuster for future generations!

Splits Entertainment presents to you: "Orange Mandingo: Forbidden Love with A One Term, Convicted Felon."

https://o.aolcdn.com/images/dims3/GLOB/crop/2712x1781+0+240/resize/1028x675!/format/jpg/quality/85/http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/c6785267dcb05c970516caad5c00a2c9/205136041/conservative-pundit-ann-coulter-and-comedian-jimmie-walker-pose-for-picture-id73887376

Thread
08-18-2023, 11:47 AM
You read it here first, Splits gave you the bombshell hint: Ann Coulter will appear in the hot and steamy role of Kari Lake (alongside JJ Wlaker as Yam Tits). She will portray a lonely and confused retard, smitten by an obese grifter, in what will be a must view blockbuster for future generations!

Splits Entertainment presents to you: "Orange Mandingo: Forbidden Love with A One Term, Convicted Felon."

https://o.aolcdn.com/images/dims3/GLOB/crop/2712x1781+0+240/resize/1028x675!/format/jpg/quality/85/http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/c6785267dcb05c970516caad5c00a2c9/205136041/conservative-pundit-ann-coulter-and-comedian-jimmie-walker-pose-for-picture-id73887376

-Good Times-...had that sequence (one of televisions all time best) when Sr. dies down South, and his wife Florida adamantly refuses to the let grief get anywhere fucking near her...the children? They've remained fast in the ranks and are ready...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Jb_3EpB30

Some fuck in the early '60's stated that television was a "vast wasteland." The fuck.

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 12:01 PM
:lmao - is "treasonous kunts" allowed?

Excellent point!

spurraider21, how many lethal doses of fentanyl would a reputable law firm representing Yam Tits, plus his felonious co-defendants, need in a futile attempt to disprove they are not "treasonous kunts?"

Thread
08-18-2023, 01:11 PM
Excellent point!

spurraider21 (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=31905), how many lethal doses of fentanyl would a reputable law firm representing Yam Tits, plus his felonious co-defendants, need in a futile attempt to disprove they are not "treasonous kunts?"

I'll boil this down, on-the-spot...

Trump President.
Not Clinton.

Splits
08-18-2023, 02:12 PM
You read it here first, Splits gave you the bombshell hint: Ann Coulter will appear in the hot and steamy role of Kari Lake (alongside JJ Wlaker as Yam Tits). She will portray a lonely and confused retard, smitten by an obese grifter, in what will be a must view blockbuster for future generations!

Splits Entertainment presents to you: "Orange Mandingo: Forbidden Love with A One Term, Convicted Felon."

https://o.aolcdn.com/images/dims3/GLOB/crop/2712x1781+0+240/resize/1028x675!/format/jpg/quality/85/http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/c6785267dcb05c970516caad5c00a2c9/205136041/conservative-pundit-ann-coulter-and-comedian-jimmie-walker-pose-for-picture-id73887376

Shit, have Coulter slotted for the Kraken in the original.

Thread
08-18-2023, 02:24 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 02:33 PM
Shit, have Coulter slotted for the Kraken in the original.

Are you sure? Cuse Roseanne Barr is available.

Here is the opening musical score lined up for the musical:


https://youtu.be/xd14cBeAfU4

Thread
08-18-2023, 02:42 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

FrostKing
08-18-2023, 03:59 PM
Might as well charge him with the Maui fires and make it a nice round 100

Mental masterbation tbh

Thread
08-18-2023, 04:05 PM
Might as well charge him with the Maui fires and make it a nice round 100

Mental masterbation tbh

They'll implicate him somehow/someway. They don't miss a trick, good buddy.

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 04:16 PM
Might as well charge him with the Maui fires and make it a nice round 100

Mental masterbation tbh

I know Polacks are not brightest people, so just concentrate on the 91 counts or wait for AZ.

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 04:20 PM
You read it here first, Ann Coulter and JJ Walker have signed on to appear the blockbuster film for the ages!

Splits Entertainment presents: "Orange Is the New Fucked Around and Found Out Black: The Story of A One Term, Convicted Felon."

https://o.aolcdn.com/images/dims3/GLOB/crop/2712x1781+0+240/resize/1028x675!/format/jpg/quality/85/http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/c6785267dcb05c970516caad5c00a2c9/205136041/conservative-pundit-ann-coulter-and-comedian-jimmie-walker-pose-for-picture-id73887376[/QUOTE]

Thread
08-18-2023, 04:23 PM
-Good Times-...had that sequence (one of televisions all time best) when Sr. dies down South, and his wife Florida adamantly refuses to the let grief get anywhere fucking near her...the children? They've remained fast in the ranks and are ready...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Jb_3EpB30

Some fuck in the early '60's stated that television was a "vast wasteland." The fuck.

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 04:27 PM
With special guest: Roseanne Barr as Steven Bannon

https://hosting.photobucket.com/albums/jj309/Mr_Jesus_666/celebs%204/roseanne.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/5kWRdWU.jpeg

Thread
08-18-2023, 04:29 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

FrostKing
08-18-2023, 04:37 PM
I know Polacks are not brightest people, so just concentrate on the 91 counts or wait for AZ.
How many Trump threads do you need.

Almost as if he's still the President...

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 04:40 PM
How many Trump threads do you need.

Almost as if he's still the President...

Sorry this is happening to you.

Maybe you should stay in the soccer forum. :tu

FrostKing
08-18-2023, 04:45 PM
Sorry this is happening to you.

Maybe you should stay in the soccer forum. :tu
I don't blame you, if I got duped into voting for Biden I'd block him outta my conscious too :lol

clambake
08-18-2023, 05:00 PM
I don't blame you, if I got duped into voting for Biden I'd block him outta my conscious too :lol

No no no, let’s do something you’ll never understand because you’re stupid.

81M votes to71M votes. 71M voted for trump. 81M voted against trump. Not for Biden or anyone specific.


Trump, all by himself, was responsible for 152M votes.

FrostKing
08-18-2023, 05:12 PM
No no no, let’s do something you’ll never understand because you’re stupid.

81M votes to71M votes. 71M voted for trump. 81M voted against trump. Not for Biden or anyone specific.


Trump, all by himself, was responsible for 152M votes.
I'll make a prediction. Regardless of the 2024 Election result - you will eat, sleep and breathe Donald Trump like you have the past 8 years of your life

clambake
08-18-2023, 05:15 PM
I'll make a prediction. Regardless of the 2024 Election result - you will eat, sleep and breathe Donald Trump like you have the past 8 years of your life

I sense that you desperately need that to be true.

koriwhat
08-18-2023, 05:34 PM
cringe

Ef-PEDO is always cringe.

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 05:41 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/bWU53VwAi7V96/giphy.gif



Yes, we see little calf-tats.

Now, be a good boy, run along, and defend a pedo somewhere else; this production does not need a drama queen.

koriwhat
08-18-2023, 06:10 PM
Yes, we see little calf-tats.

Now, be a good boy, run along, and defend a pedo somewhere else; this production does not need a drama queen.

No one cares what you have to say you fucking PEDOPHILE dipshit. Again, I can't wait until we can hunt degenerates like you down. :tu

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 06:19 PM
No one cares what you have to say you fucking PEDOPHILE dipshit. Again, I can't wait until we can hunt degenerates like you down. :tu

Sure joey, sure, you dgaf but here you are, craving for attention and upset from me calling you out for defending qtsa (who admitted screwing an underage girl).

Now run along and tell your gangster friends that you dgaf, that you wished all libs dead, and that you owned the libs because you are a tough guy, if that makes you feel better.

That said, you should really follow fuzzy's advice and get help before you harm yourself from all your self-loathing.

clambake
08-18-2023, 06:26 PM
No one cares what you have to say you fucking PEDOPHILE dipshit. Again, I can't wait until we can hunt degenerates like you down. :tu

So…….you want to hunt people down.


Does this violent threat have anything to do with that guy that “violated your backside”?

koriwhat
08-18-2023, 06:30 PM
Sure joey, sure, you dgaf but here you are, craving for attention and upset from me calling you out for defending qtsa (who admitted screwing an underage girl).

Now run along and tell your gangster friends that you dgaf, that you wished all libs dead, and that you owned the libs because you are a tough guy, if that makes you feel better.

That said, you should really follow fuzzy's advice and get help before you harm yourself from all your self-loathing.

I don't think you understand me one bit but it's cute how you actually try to come across as if you know me outside of ST. Bro, I def don't want libs dead; I want you regressives eradicated! I def don't think I'm a tough guy either but I am most def not a little bitch like you and your ilk. As well, if you think 2 minors screwing is akin to Pedophilia then just check the age of your next victim and do the math you fucking loser.

You come across as such a sheltered little bitch who wouldn't dare act the way you do irl like you do here. Am I wrong? I seriously doubt it you little bitch.

As for your eBoyfriend, ain't nobody taking the advice of a fragile little bitch like him who cries over mean ST posts to a therapist. If that ain't bitch made I don't know what is. :lol

Thread
08-18-2023, 06:30 PM
So…….you want to hunt people down.


Does this violent threat have anything to do with that guy that “violated your backside”?

No, it has to do with your mother and her broad as an axe handle (by actual measurement) ass.

koriwhat
08-18-2023, 06:31 PM
So…….you want to hunt people down.


Does this violent threat have anything to do with that guy that “violated your backside”?

LOL "threat" cry more pussy!

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 07:10 PM
I don't think you understand me one bit but it's cute how you actually try to come across as if you know me outside of ST. Bro, I def don't want libs dead; I want you regressives eradicated! I def don't think I'm a tough guy either but I am most def not a little bitch like you and your ilk. As well, if you think 2 minors screwing is akin to Pedophilia then just check the age of your next victim and do the math you fucking loser.

You come across as such a sheltered little bitch who wouldn't dare act the way you do irl like you do here. Am I wrong? I seriously doubt it you little bitch.

As for your eBoyfriend, ain't nobody taking the advice of a fragile little bitch like him who cries over mean ST posts to a therapist. If that ain't bitch made I don't know what is. :lol

You actually believe qtsa was a minor when he screwed the kid? :lol

Fucker did not say he was a minor when he boasted he screwed a pageant contestant that was minor; he added that he was a minor after being called out.

Those were not the recollections of a teen fucking another teen, those were the raving recollections a 50+ year old child abuser that gloats that he fucked a teen!


Fucking Miss Teen California doesn’t make me mr everything but it does make me someone who fucked a hot as fuck miss teen while you didn’t.

Thread
08-18-2023, 07:30 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 07:49 PM
Look out for Arizona, that could put us in triple digs and might warrant a film rename

Shit, this may require a complete re-write or a part III.

Akey Donald Trump ally in Arizona is feeling the heat as the state's criminal probe into a plot to overturn its 2020 election results kicks into high gear, Rolling Stone reports.

The Grand Canyon State's former GOP chair Kelli Ward is at the center of the investigation into fake electors that “was a core component of the then-president and his aligned lawyers’ plans to overturn his 2020 election defeat and stop the legitimate transfer of power to his Democratic successor Joe Biden," the report said.

https://www.rawstory.com/kelli-ward (https://www.rawstory.com/kelli-ward-2664063037/)

Joseph Kony
08-18-2023, 08:10 PM
:lol this thread is predictably triggering the usual crowd

Thread
08-18-2023, 08:34 PM
:lol this thread is predictably triggering the usual crowd



I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

daboom1
08-18-2023, 09:28 PM
Ef-PEDO is always cringe.

:tu

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 09:39 PM
:lol this thread is predictably triggering the usual crowd

Damn these MAGA critics!

Triggered since Yam Tits realized that fucking around leads to finding out.

C’est la vie

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 09:41 PM
:tu

Welcome back to the Yam Tits rodeo for another slap down, you cringy ass mother fucker.

Now go fuck your mom some more.

Please come again.

P.S. Splits also says for you to fuck your mom some more. :tu

FrostKing
08-18-2023, 10:12 PM
Damn these MAGA critics!

Triggered since Yam Tits realized that fucking around leads to finding out.

C’est la vie
:lol You're just spamming threads and we're laughing at you

Finding out what. On Year 8 of this Orange Man fiasco. Never seen a political party so obsessed, so defeated. Living vicariously thru lawyers.

Ef-man
08-18-2023, 11:15 PM
:lol You're just spamming threads and we're laughing at you

Finding out what. On Year 8 of this Orange Man fiasco. Never seen a political party so obsessed, so defeated. Living vicariously thru lawyers.

Uh-huh, tell me you are not a triggered MAGA without saying you are a triggered MAGA.

Must feel shitty knowing your team won but Biden sitting at WH in charge, amirite?

Tell me more.

FrostKing
08-18-2023, 11:20 PM
Uh-huh, tell me you are not a triggered MAGA without saying you are a triggered MAGA.

Must feel shitty knowing your team won but Biden sitting at WH in charge, amirite?

Tell me more.
My life has never directly changed depending on the President. And I don't think "my team won" haha.

I'm enjoying my student loans being frozen :lol

Thread
08-19-2023, 01:03 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

HemisfairArena
08-19-2023, 02:47 AM
Uh-huh, tell me you are not a triggered MAGA without saying you are a triggered MAGA.

Must feel shitty knowing your team won but Biden sitting at WH in charge, amirite?

Tell me more.

lmao,,,feminite man still triggered,,,some things never change,,,,,

Thread
08-19-2023, 06:58 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
08-19-2023, 07:45 AM
lmao,,,feminite man still triggered,,,some things never change,,,,,

Nice to see you are making the rounds Karen.

What triggered you to this thread girl?

Thread
08-19-2023, 07:59 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Spurs Homer
08-19-2023, 10:37 AM
I don't think you understand me one bit but it's cute how you actually try to come across as if you know me outside of ST. Bro, I def don't want libs dead; I want you regressives eradicated! I def don't think I'm a tough guy either but I am most def not a little bitch like you and your ilk. As well, if you think 2 minors screwing is akin to Pedophilia then just check the age of your next victim and do the math you fucking loser.

You come across as such a sheltered little bitch who wouldn't dare act the way you do irl like you do here. Am I wrong? I seriously doubt it you little bitch.

As for your eBoyfriend, ain't nobody taking the advice of a fragile little bitch like him who cries over mean ST posts to a therapist. If that ain't bitch made I don't know what is. :lol


disagree....



you are most def a little bitch


:lol
:lol
:lol
:lol
:lol
:lol:lol:lol:lol

Thread
08-19-2023, 12:25 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

koriwhat
08-19-2023, 12:57 PM
You actually believe qtsa was a minor when he screwed the kid? :lol

Fucker did not say he was a minor when he boasted he screwed a pageant contestant that was minor; he added that he was a minor after being called out.

Those were not the recollections of a teen fucking another teen, those were the raving recollections a 50+ year old child abuser that gloats that he fucked a teen!

If you want the God's honest truth, I have no fucking clue what you're even talking about when it comes to TSA. It's funny you think just because I enter a thread all of a sudden I've read every post in it. I seriously have no idea what shit you're talking about. I saw TSA's response and well I figured you're just being a little bitch like you always are and I doubt I am wrong.

Again, you're a frail piece of shit ankle biting fuck face who has no spine and no leadership skills whatsoever so it's no coincidence that you parrot your eBoyfriends and follow their "enemies" around because you want a pat on the back by other worthless males like yourself. You're a fucking sissy bro.


disagree....

Again, you're mentally insane and it's hilarious how you think anyone with a sane mind would find anything you say worth 2 cents let alone 1 cent. You're a fucking loon and belong in a padded room. Reality eludes your stupid sorry ass SH.

Ef-man
08-19-2023, 02:14 PM
If you want the God's honest truth, I have no fucking clue what you're even talking about when it comes to TSA. It's funny you think just because I enter a thread all of a sudden I've read every post in it. I seriously have no idea what shit you're talking about. I saw TSA's response and well I figured you're just being a little bitch like you always are and I doubt I am wrong.

Again, you're a frail piece of shit ankle biting fuck face who has no spine and no leadership skills whatsoever so it's no coincidence that you parrot your eBoyfriends and follow their "enemies" around because you want a pat on the back by other worthless males like yourself. You're a fucking sissy bro.





Ok, Gym Jordan.

HemisfairArena
08-20-2023, 01:37 AM
Ok, Gym Jordan.


feminite man triggered again,,,,,no suprise,,,,

Ef-man
08-20-2023, 01:42 AM
feminite man triggered again,,,,,no suprise,,,,

What brings you here?

Your wife's bull locked you out of your house while they were at it?

Oh wait, you are a half-breed trying to pass off as white, amirite Chief Lives in Cuckshed?

Thread
08-20-2023, 04:28 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
08-20-2023, 09:12 AM
feminite man triggered again,,,,,no suprise,,,,

Chop, chop, your mom is not going to fuck herself nor let you back in.

Tell us more of how you are more white than a white man, Chief Shares-His-Squaw.

Thread
08-20-2023, 09:32 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
08-20-2023, 12:37 PM
Stop the presses folks! News flash!!!!

Remember Yam Tits was planning to hold a press conference on Monday to unveil a “Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia” in 2020.

The one Yam Tits said would be so “conclusive” that prosecutors would be compelled to drop “all charges” against him.

If you are a MAGA that set aside time for Monday morning to watch the former president’s press conference, forget about it.

Yam Tits is saying that the “News Conference is no longer necessary” because he and his lawyers intend to present the “Irrefutable” evidence “in formal Legal Filings.”

As predicted and like his Health Care Plan, it was bullshit!!!!!

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Thread
08-20-2023, 01:16 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
08-20-2023, 01:24 PM
Damn, with this new update, the movie title will be changed again to “The Yam Tits Two Step: The Story of a Convicted Two-Faced Felon Who Fucked Around and Found Out”

koriwhat
08-20-2023, 01:34 PM
Ok, Gym Jordan.

Not as good a nick as Ef-PEDO... Fucking loser!

Ef-man
08-20-2023, 01:39 PM
Not as good a nick as Ef-PEDO... Fucking loser!

I will ignore your comment as I have 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one.

koriwhat
08-20-2023, 01:42 PM
I will ignore your comment as I have 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one.

You are a bitch though and a PEDOPHILE too. Right Ef-PEDO? :lol

Ef-man
08-20-2023, 01:48 PM
You are a bitch though and a PEDOPHILE too. Right Ef-PEDO? :lol


https://youtu.be/BacwJMP_HqY

koriwhat
08-20-2023, 01:50 PM
I'm not only a little bitch but I'm also a pedophile.

Ef-man
08-20-2023, 01:57 PM
Sure, 1)I am a pussy, 2)I protect pedos, 3)I have two dads, 4)I hate my whore mom, 5)I have no customers, 5)I run away when confronted, 6)I have been dominated by foot on my neck and did nothing, 7)I have calf-tats, 8)I did not graduate from HS... 99)I am easily triggered bitch


https://youtu.be/BacwJMP_HqY

koriwhat
08-20-2023, 02:00 PM
I'm a MAM!

You are wrong about everything like usual you big PEDOPHILE loser. Again, I can't wait until we can hunt degenerates like you down. This world would be better off without bitch male pedos like you Ef-PEDO. Cry more and parrot your eBoyfriends while you're at it pedo!

Ef-man
08-20-2023, 02:05 PM
Stop the presses folks! News flash!!!!

Joey is still a bitch pedo protector!!! (Yes, no surprise)

And Yam Tits cancled his press conference on Monday to unveil a “Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia” in 2020.

The one Yam Tits said would be so “conclusive” that prosecutors would be compelled to drop “all charges” against him.

As predicted and like his Health Care Plan, it was bullshit!!!!!

koriwhat
08-20-2023, 02:39 PM
And Yam Tits...

Do you read the stupid shit you post Ef-PEDO? You and the other incel regressives have the worst digs... "Yam tits" What a stupid fucking saying but then again only stupid sob's like you say stupid shit like that and think it makes you cool. Bro you'll never be cool! :lol

Ef-man
08-20-2023, 02:49 PM
“Yam Tits: The Musical” opening soon!

Featuring the number one song on the billboards, “Saggy Tits Need Lift and Support!”
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FyYCBPYWcAAHmit.png

Thread
08-20-2023, 04:20 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
08-20-2023, 04:42 PM
“Yam Tits: The Musical” opening soon!

Featuring the number one song on the billboards, “Saggy Tits Need Lift and Support!”
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FyYCBPYWcAAHmit.png

With Yam Tits' #1 hit about his relationship with his daughter; "Creep."


https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk

https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTc0MTc0OTY0OTA2NDAzNzA4/donald-trumps-strangely-sexual-relationship-with-his-daughter-ivanka.png

Thread
08-20-2023, 05:10 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
08-20-2023, 05:48 PM
With putler unable to attend the BRICS summit in Johannesburg nor Yam Tits’ movie, Madonna will portray the role of the russian diva, scorned by Yam Tits for poor Hunter Biden laptop effort and not disclosing any “Big Guy” money transfers.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. ZQ3SdrPZYHdoM4rRIt9x8wHaLH%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=7e99d0e24761885bbf7ccc5ce24dba7552bee68f869067 ad8332b65c16837265&ipo=images

Thread
08-20-2023, 05:49 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Thread
08-20-2023, 05:51 PM
With putler unable to attend the BRICS summit in Johannesburg nor Yam Tits’ movie, Madonna will portray the role of the russian diva, scorned by Yam Tits for poor Hunter Biden laptop effort and not disclosing any “Big Guy” money transfers.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. ZQ3SdrPZYHdoM4rRIt9x8wHaLH%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=7e99d0e24761885bbf7ccc5ce24dba7552bee68f869067 ad8332b65c16837265&ipo=images

She's the one that threatened to blow up the White House the day President Trump got sworn and moved in. Depp & Snoop quickly followed in by threatening to shoot President Trump to death.

Great bunch the Left have.

Ef-man
08-20-2023, 06:09 PM
First scene has Yam Tits complaining about how he got into his mess, his deleted shame, and his morals.

“I'm being cucked by Katie & her boss Kevin Proctor, with Kool Aid Man watching instead of me.

But I got my revenge, it was me and DoK on the July 4th weekend in Northern Arizona at Proctor's cabin, gettin' our gay on.”

MultiTroll
08-20-2023, 09:41 PM
With Yam Tits' #1 hit about his relationship with his daughter; "Creep."


https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP. tVCSPMvz0Svp28abO7kwAwHaJD%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=da64472b720dc5778ef3de5447636e0fa415dccbc8cf5a bd278986eeae963f3b&ipo=images
With the parrot with a stick stuck into it's craw to boot. :lmao
Classic.

Thread
08-20-2023, 10:16 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
08-20-2023, 10:20 PM
With the parrot with a stick stuck into it's craw to boot. :lmao
Classic.

More like the parrots were gettin' their gay on.

Thread
08-20-2023, 10:20 PM
I created Splits!!!

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

HemisfairArena
08-20-2023, 11:16 PM
Feminite man still triggered i see,,,,,,

ChumpDumper
08-21-2023, 01:12 AM
:lol boomer never learned English

Ef-man
08-21-2023, 07:56 AM
Feminite man still triggered i see,,,,,,

Boomer on soapbox preaching morality still fantasizing about gettin’ his gay on, even after deleting all those posts. :lol

Thread
08-21-2023, 09:11 AM
I created Splits!!!

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
08-21-2023, 11:38 AM
Breaking news!

We did it, another A list actor has agreed to join this production in the role of, you guessed it, Rudy “I all out of money defending this fat fuck but bring those tits to me, are you taping me, is the tape still on, turn off the tape, and bring me my tits ”Giuliani!

Who is this great actor, none other than Gary Busey!!!

https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1119776/gettyimages-159044749.jpg

Thread
08-21-2023, 11:39 AM
I created Splits!!!

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
08-21-2023, 06:50 PM
Here is an early post movie trailer for "Yam Tits Goes to Prison: The Story of a Convicted Felon.".

Let me set the trailer for you: Yam Tits is in Fulton County Prison and his life is in danger but he quickly figures out how give simultaneous "Happy Endings" to his two cell-mates before he gets assaulted.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0EQhAiNw3JDCz6kHq/giphy.gif

Thread
08-21-2023, 07:07 PM
Here is an early post movie trailer for "Yam Tits Goes to Prison: The Story of a Convicted Felon.".

Let me set the trailer for you: Yam Tits is in Fulton County Prison and his life is in danger but he quickly figures out how give simultaneous "Happy Endings" to his two cell-mates before he gets assaulted.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0EQhAiNw3JDCz6kHq/giphy.gif

Effy always goes gay.

Thread
08-21-2023, 07:20 PM
Breaking news!

We did it, another A list actor has agreed to join this production in the role of, you guessed it, Rudy “I all out of money defending this fat fuck but bring those tits to me, are you taping me, is the tape still on, turn off the tape, and bring me my tits ”Giuliani!

Who is this great actor, none other than Gary Busey!!!

https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1119776/gettyimages-159044749.jpg

Had some nice spots over the decades...Here he is with Hoffman -Straight Time-'78...he's run out on a jewelry shop heist leaving Hoffman & Harry Dean Stanton on the street...Stanton is shot to death by L.A.P.D.. Hoffman gets away and heads for Busey...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUYSVjBv_aM

FuzzyLumpkins
08-21-2023, 08:54 PM
I'll make a prediction. Regardless of the 2024 Election result - you will eat, sleep and breathe Donald Trump like you have the past 8 years of your life

FFS he is the frontrunner for the GOP nomination. This is not you guys fixating on Hillary and/or Obama when they have not run for anything in 8 or more years.

pgardn
08-21-2023, 09:29 PM
How many Trump threads do you need.

Almost as if he's still the President...

YOUR party going to nominate him a THIRD time.

Wake the fk up!

Thread
08-21-2023, 11:50 PM
FFS he is the frontrunner for the GOP nomination. This is not you guys fixating on Hillary and/or Obama when they have not run for anything in 8 or more years.

No, that's strictly you having to watch Trump walk in offin' the street in New York, set Hillary's top rung on the curb and order her point blank..."Now, say good night."

Hey, Lump's? He'll be President forever just like the 44 before him across 4-CENTURIES-4.

Stick that in your smoke and pipe it, mofo.

Thread
08-21-2023, 11:52 PM
YOUR party going to nominate him a THIRD time.

Wake the fk up!

He's made President, one of only 44 others across 4-FOUR-4 centuries to accomplish that feat.

Sure, Trump busted Hillary's hole for his Presidency, but, daddy, sweetheart, pumpkinpuss, that hole had already been busted by Black man from town, Hussein.

Ef-man
08-22-2023, 02:14 AM
Behind the scenes video clip of Yam Tits talking about his manhood.

https://media.giphy.com/media/ySFtYLc51D3pK/giphy-downsized-large.gif

HemisfairArena
08-22-2023, 02:39 AM
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/051/056/5b0.gif

Ef-man
08-22-2023, 03:12 AM
^^^

Welcome to the triggered Boomer rodeo, please come again.

Thread
08-22-2023, 03:35 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

koriwhat
08-22-2023, 12:19 PM
^^^

Welcome to the triggered Boomer rodeo, please come again.

You say this as if you're not crying about Trump endlessly here like the little bitch that you clearly are. :lmao

Now come back with one of your many eBoyfriend's digs because you're an unclever little bitch. :tu

Ef-man
08-22-2023, 12:46 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/bWU53VwAi7V96/giphy.gif


You said something?

Couldn’t hear from all your whinning.

koriwhat
08-22-2023, 01:05 PM
You said something?

Couldn’t hear from all your whinning.

Nothing clever said... Just like I stated unless you regurgitate what all your eBoyfriend's say here. :lmao

You're nothing but a bottom bitch you stupid mother fucker Ef-PEDO! :lol

Ef-man
08-22-2023, 01:28 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/bWU53VwAi7V96/giphy.gifl

Like I thought, nothing from the little pedo defender.

Spurs Homer
08-22-2023, 01:54 PM
Fulton county jail- still open 24/7

a couple of treasonous kunt trump team criminals already got a little taste of life behind bars-

chop-chop traitors!

Friday noon is near


:elephant

Ef-man
08-22-2023, 02:09 PM
Fulton county jail- still open 24/7

a couple of treasonous kunt trump team criminals already got a little taste of life behind bars-

chop-chop traitors!

Friday noon is near


:elephant

The rats are getting processed and their mugshots within one hour; now that is efficiency. :lol

Per CNN: Both Eastman and Hall, who reached bond agreements on Monday, were processed at the Fulton County jail in roughly an hour and released on Tuesday.

Spurs Homer
08-22-2023, 02:32 PM
The rats are getting processed and their mugshots within one hour; now that is efficiency. :lol

Per CNN: Both Eastman and Hall, who reached bond agreements on Monday, were processed at the Fulton County jail in roughly an hour and released on Tuesday.


One never knows if trump goes in and is ready to get out of there and then something unforeseen happens;

computers go down- delay
fights break out- delay
inmate has a medical emergency- delay

orange kunt starts crying and panics- delay

trump has a heart attack and dies like the treasonous pig he is-

thoughts and prayers!

Thread
08-22-2023, 02:45 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

koriwhat
08-22-2023, 03:23 PM
Like I thought, nothing from the little pedo defender.

You are a PEDOPHILE Ef so what the fuck are you going on about?

Ef-man
08-22-2023, 06:28 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/bWU53VwAi7V96/giphy.gifl

Like I thought, nothing from the little pedo defender.

Ef-man
08-22-2023, 06:29 PM
One never knows if trump goes in and is ready to get out of there and then something unforeseen happens;

computers go down- delay
fights break out- delay
inmate has a medical emergency- delay

orange kunt starts crying and panics- delay

trump has a heart attack and dies like the treasonous pig he is-

thoughts and prayers!

muh he immune!!!!

The copium is strong with these MAGAs. :lol

Ef-man
08-22-2023, 06:36 PM
Spoiler alert: In this production there is no immunity whatsoever, just lots of Sam Peckinpah slow motion, bloody gore of about a fat fuck who fucked around and found out.

FrostKing
08-22-2023, 06:42 PM
Spoiler alert: In this production there is no immunity whatsoever, just lots of Sam Peckinpah slow motion, bloody gore of about a fat fuck who fucked around and found out.
Fantasizing about Donald Trump again?

Ef-man
08-22-2023, 07:08 PM
Fantasizing about Donald Trump again?

Nothing but the fact about this production.

You on the other hand, claim that you did not vote for him; keep saying that and maybe someone will believe you. :lol

koriwhat
08-22-2023, 07:33 PM
Like I thought, nothing from the little pedo defender.

But I don't defend you Ef-PEDO so wtf are you even going on about?

Ef-man
08-22-2023, 09:03 PM
https://www.chicagotribune.com/resizer/9XYilTnI7tUiTdJYvSdofjFV8M0=/1200x675/top/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/CGXWWZC5VVF7HBJ7ZQEU5ULI34.jpg

koriwhat
08-23-2023, 01:34 PM
But I don't defend you Ef-PEDO so wtf are you even going on about?

Ef-PEDO where you at with your stupid full house vid? :lmao

Ef-man
08-23-2023, 03:31 PM
yeah i got tats on my legs, yeah they're spurs and yeah they're on my calves... we've gone over this yrs ago and yet it's still being brought up like a bad joke. it's fuckin' old man and you think it gets to me when you say the bs you do? you think it gets to me especially coming from some chump off the internet? come on now man... i didn't get these tats because i thought i'd shrivel up into a ball and hide when someone put me down about my decision to tat my calves up with spurs, i got these tats because i wanted to, because i like them and because i could give 2 shits less about some bitchmade chump on the internet.

get over it man and add to this thread or get the fuck out already. come up with something clever or shut the fuck up and get out of my thread.

Ef-man
08-27-2023, 12:00 AM
FYI: The production has not been able to find an actor or porn star to portray Yam Tits in “Yam Tits: The Golden Showers Decades of an Indicted Felon.”

Thread
08-27-2023, 01:21 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
08-31-2023, 07:25 PM
By popular demand, "91 Felony Charges: Perspective from a Convicted Felon" will be televised by all major networks!!!!

Fulton County judge gives green light for Trump Georgia 2020 election case to be televised.

Thread
08-31-2023, 08:32 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
08-31-2023, 11:08 PM
In partnership with "Lonely Boy Productions," Splits Entertainement will be showcasing a new Chick flick entitled: "Splits, Look at Me, Please Look at Me"

Here is a scene from this thrilling action Chick flick:

"Look at me Splits, please look at me! See, I am not clingy! Please look at me Splits!"

https://media.giphy.com/media/gVHbHRo6ORSRq/giphy.gif



Splits


Splits did you see this thread yet?


Splits


Splits


Splits

Thread
08-31-2023, 11:09 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

daboom1
08-31-2023, 11:21 PM
Splits

Ef-man
08-31-2023, 11:23 PM
Splits

Look at me Splits, look at me! :lmao :lmao :lmao

https://media.giphy.com/media/gVHbHRo6ORSRq/giphy.gif

Thread
09-01-2023, 12:22 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-01-2023, 02:02 AM
Look at me Splits


Look at me Splits


Look at me Splits

https://media.giphy.com/media/gVHbHRo6ORSRq/giphy.gif[/QUOTE]

:lol

Thread
09-01-2023, 06:55 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-03-2023, 11:45 PM
Splits Entertainment laughs at putler entertainment's 2-hour attempt at science fiction.

https://twitter.com/PjotrSauer/status/1698018222673448986

Thread
09-04-2023, 12:05 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-04-2023, 12:08 AM
Look at me Splits, look at me! :lmao :lmao :lmao

https://media.giphy.com/media/gVHbHRo6ORSRq/giphy.gif

Thread
09-04-2023, 12:09 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-09-2023, 02:39 AM
In partnership with "Lonely Boy Productions," Splits Entertainement will be showcasing a new film (actually a tik tok as the trial and verdict were concluded so fast) entitled: "Navarro: One Day Trial and Fours Hours to Reach a Verdict"

Along with it will be the regular chick flick" "Splits, Look at Me, Please Look at Me"

Here is a scene from this popular action chick flick:

"Look at me Splits, please look at me! See, I am not clingy! Please look at me Splits!"

https://media.giphy.com/media/gVHbHRo6ORSRq/giphy.gif



Splits


Splits did you see this thread yet?


Splits


Splits


Splits

Thread
09-09-2023, 08:00 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-09-2023, 06:36 PM
Look at me Splits


Look at me Splits


Look at me Splits

https://media.giphy.com/media/gVHbHRo6ORSRq/giphy.gif

:lol

Thread
09-09-2023, 11:23 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-09-2023, 11:29 PM
Look at me Splits


Look at me Splits


Look at me Splits

https://media.giphy.com/media/gVHbHRo6ORSRq/giphy.gif

:lol

Thread
09-09-2023, 11:31 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-09-2023, 11:50 PM
Imagine fucking around and finding out, just to have Ole Joe evict her one term sad fuck

https://media.newyorker.com/photos/590977ee2179605b11ad8816/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/Borowitz-TrumpRejection.jpg

Thread
09-09-2023, 11:59 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-10-2023, 11:09 AM
Everyone love the classics, in partnership with "Lonely Boy Productions," Splits Entertainement will be showcasing the extended version of the classic move: "Splits, Look at Me, Please Look at Me"

Here is a scene from this thrilling action Chick flick:

"Look at me Splits, please look at me! See, I am not clingy! Please look at me Splits!"

https://media.giphy.com/media/gVHbHRo6ORSRq/giphy.gif



Splits


Splits did you see this thread yet?


Splits


Splits


Splits

Thread
09-10-2023, 12:53 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-10-2023, 01:30 PM
Everyone loves war stories, so, in partnership with "Captain Bone-Spur Productions," Splits Entertainement will be showcasing a new movie: "Datenam: Dodging VD and Nam by a Convicted Felon"

See the trailer of the gripping narrative of the personal Vietnam of a very brave draft dodger who could not believe how lucky he was in terms of not catching an STD in a dangerous world as he struggled with debilitating bone spurs.

Thread
09-10-2023, 01:32 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-10-2023, 01:38 PM
Everyone loves war stories, so, in partnership with "Captain Bone-Spur Productions," Splits Entertainement will be showcasing a new movie: "Datenam: Dodging VD and Nam by a Convicted Felon"

See the trailer of the gripping narrative of the personal Vietnam of a very brave draft dodger who could not believe how lucky he was in terms of not catching an STD in a dangerous world as he struggled with debilitating bone spurs.


https://youtu.be/h822LPnM5uw

Easy triggering :lmao

Thread
09-10-2023, 02:09 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-10-2023, 05:02 PM
Everyone loves war stories, so, in partnership with "Losers/Suckers," Splits Entertainement will be showcasing a new movie: "KIAs: Losers for Getting Killed in Action, a Biography of a Draft Dodger and Convicted Felon"

A personal story of a Vietnam draft dodger who would not attend the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery to honor the suckers killed in action in WW1 because they could not get a draft deferment arranged by their daddy.

Thread
09-10-2023, 06:26 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Thread
09-10-2023, 06:29 PM
Everyone loves war stories, so, in partnership with "Losers/Suckers," Splits Entertainement will be showcasing a new movie: "KIAs: Losers for Getting Killed in Action, a Biography of a Draft Dodger and Convicted Felon"

A personal story of a Vietnam draft dodger who would not attend the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery to honor the suckers killed in action in WW1 because they could not get a draft deferment arranged by their daddy.

That fuck squattin' the White House was dodgin' as well, son. Same with Cassius Clay, he couldn't wipe his own ass at the end because his brain was so scrambled from ropin' that dope, but, he dodged.

Now, see when Elvis hit it big and came home and JFK started the Vietnam War (just before the CIA blew his head off in Texas) they figured they'd go and draft 'E." Uh, uh. Nope. tee, hee.

"Early Lord, one frosty morn."

Ef-man
09-10-2023, 07:31 PM
Everyone loves war stories, so, in partnership with "Losers/Suckers," Splits Entertainement will be showcasing a new movie: "KIAs: Losers for Getting Killed in Action, a Biography of a Draft Dodger and Convicted Felon"

A personal story of a Vietnam draft dodger who would not attend the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery to honor the suckers killed in action in WW1 because they could not get a draft deferment arranged by their daddy.

Losers, he called the KIAs losers and not a peep from the MAGAs, but then again, they are poorly educated.

Thread
09-10-2023, 09:51 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Thread
09-10-2023, 09:53 PM
Losers, he called the KIAs losers and not a peep from the MAGAs, but then again, they are poorly educated.

C'mon, now, Effy, we canonized Cassius Clay and he made his mint AFTER he dodged and never had to pay for the 56,000 Americans killed there in the Vietnam.
C'mon, now, Effy, Biden too dodged and he's squattin' in the White House as we speak.
C'mon, now, Effy, you ain't got a leg to stand on here, daddy-O.

Ef-man
09-10-2023, 10:50 PM
Script intro to "KIAs: Losers for Getting Killed in Action, a Biography of a Draft Dodger and Convicted Felon:"

Yam Tits was gazing intently at the wall in the poorly lit bar; the 1,000 yard gaze of someone who has been there and regretted coming back.

Lost in thought, as much as trying to gain his courage to continue; so much had happened.

He was starting his third deferment and he knew he was in trouble; the nightmares never stopped, even when he was awake; this was madame KGs world and he was living on borrowed time.

Sure, it was different in the beginning. On his first deferment, he was brash, as he felt he and his squad owned the day as well as the night.

Funny how that change so quickly after the first night; they all laughed and called her Katie; until every other member in the barracks woke up with searing pain in the morning from the clap.

Respect was learned the hard way; she was Katie Girl; she had grown up quickly and was playing for keeps.

The second deferment was no better; everyone learned that syphilis, gonorrhea, black clap was just one bathroom stall date away; they did not own the night, KG owned the night; it was her world.

Yam Tits kept staring at the wall; he knew he was not safe, not even in the daylight; madame KG was everywhere; she was out and staying out.

HemisfairArena
09-10-2023, 10:52 PM
feminite triggered as usual,,,,I actually check on here more often now just to watch her lose her shit,,,,,,

Ef-man
09-10-2023, 11:36 PM
feminite triggered as usual,,,,I actually check on here more often now just to watch her lose her shit,,,,,,

And yet you come to me; you begging and pleading for attention.

Ain’t that something to see, an old boomer sniffing my farts, just to get mistreated some more. :lol

Thread
09-11-2023, 03:06 AM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-11-2023, 12:06 PM
The cuck shed scene intro to "KIAs: Losers for Getting Killed in Action, a Biography of a Draft Dodger and Convicted Felon:"

It was dark in the cuck shed and he had to remain quiet; he thought he heard the sounds of madame KG’s regular midnite express, and he was terrified; but he was ready for a long night in the cuck shed; the bulls were always terrifying to Yam Tits so he had learned to lay low and only listen from the safety of his cuck shed every night.

He strained to hear and sat there quietly. He heard banging and motion, definitely, he heard the sounds; vigorous noises that lasted for seconds, then minutes, impossible hours, the back to seconds; as the hours rolled and it was now morning, he heard the distinct sounds of madame KG enter the house through the front door and set her purse down.

Something was wrong, something was terribly wrong!

With a tear in his eye, the realization hit him like a sledgehammer in a dark alley; he needed to call the plumber; the water heater had burst and needed replacement!!!!

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09-11-2023, 12:08 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me.!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-11-2023, 12:57 PM
The water heater aftermath and crazy talk scene from"KIAs: Losers for Getting Killed in Action, a Biography of a Draft Dodger and Convicted Felon:"

A water heater is a vital home appliance that homeowners rely on to provide hot water for bathing, cleaning, and cooking. According to Angi and HomeAdvisor, the average water heater replacement cost can range from $810 to $1,656, with the national average around $1,217, depending on the type and size of the water heater.

The different types of water heaters include standard tank storage, tankless, hybrid or high-efficiency, and solar. Installation and labor costs will also affect the overall price of water heater replacement. Labor costs to install a standard replacement water heater usually run from $150 to $450, but this cost can rise to $2,500 to convert from a water heater with a tank to a tankless model. Most plumbers will quote a flat rate that includes materials and labor, but some may charge by the hour.

Hiring a plumber will cost anywhere from $45 to $150 per hour, and the cost of an electrician can run from $50 to $100 an hour.

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09-11-2023, 01:05 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-11-2023, 02:48 PM
The plumbing aftermath scene intro to "KIAs: Losers for Getting Killed in Action, a Biography of a Draft Dodger and Convicted Felon:"

Yam Tits was upset but not about madame KG leaving the house to meet with her bull and not saying anything.

No, it was more personal and closer to his heart.

$150 per hour for a plumber plus $100 per hour for an electrician?! Sure, he could have done it himself but for the bone spur.

No, that cost estimate was too high!

His mind was set; he would put in fraudulent insurance claim for 10 times the estimate to repair (it was a brand thing); he would hire unsuspecting mom and pop companies, complain afterwards about the workmanship, offer to pay only $25 an hour, or have them take him to court.

He had done this a hundred times before; he had the lawyers; it was his money; he was a grifter; it was in his blood.

Five deferments had hardened him.

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09-11-2023, 03:46 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-11-2023, 04:43 PM
The plumbing legal case scene intro to "KIAs: Losers for Getting Killed in Action, a Biography of a Draft Dodger and Convicted Felon:"

Five deferments could not help him.

The judge was black and he knew he was fucked.

He had learned from Katie Girl that an angry woman was dangerous but a black female judge; well, they don't play around.

Yam Tits promptly settled out of court and a NDA would cover his ass.

Five deferments, his personal Vietnan, had hardened him.

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09-11-2023, 04:46 PM
The plumbing legal case scene intro to "KIAs: Losers for Getting Killed in Action, a Biography of a Draft Dodger and Convicted Felon:"

Five deferments could not help him.

The judge was black and he knew he was fucked.

He had learned from Katie Girl that an angry woman was dangerous but a black female judge; well, they don't play around.

Yam Tits promptly settled out of court and a NDA would cover his ass.

Five deferments, his personal Vietnan, had hardened him.

Biden is nary better. Nary.

Ef-man
09-11-2023, 05:08 PM
Scene from "Yam Tits, the Later Years"

https://x.com/MikeSington/status/1700643481113559282

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09-11-2023, 05:09 PM
I created Splits.

I am his creator.

Me!!!/White man from town.

Ef-man
09-11-2023, 05:11 PM
Everyone love the classics, in partnership with "Lonely Boy Productions," Splits Entertainement will be showcasing the extended version of the classic move: "Splits, Look at Me, Please Look at Me"

Here is a scene from this thrilling action Chick flick:

"Look at me Splits, please look at me! See, I am not clingy! Please look at me Splits!"

https://media.giphy.com/media/gVHbHRo6ORSRq/giphy.gif



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Ef-man
09-12-2023, 08:58 PM
"Datenam: Dodging VD and Nam by a Convicted Felon"

See the trailer of the gripping narrative of the personal Vietnam of a very brave draft dodger who could not believe how lucky he was in terms of not catching an STD in a dangerous world as he struggled with debilitating bone spurs.


https://youtu.be/h822LPnM5uw