***** OFFICIAL Week 1 Game Thread, Sponsored By A Mediocre Slate of Opening Week Games *****

[Millennial_Messiah]

Maps will be posted on Wednesday, September 6.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS

Thursday Night: Detroit @ Kansas City (NBC)


Sunday Night: Dallas @ NY Giants (NBC)


Monday Night: Buffalo @ NY Jets (ESPN/ABC)

September 10, 2023


CBS EARLY
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Cincinnati @ Cleveland
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis


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Tampa Bay @ Minnesota
Andrew Catalon, Tiki Barber, Matt Ryan


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Houston @ Baltimore
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

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Tennessee @ New Orleans
Chris Lewis, Jason McCourty, Ross Tucker



CBS LATE
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Philadelphia @ New England
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Miami @ LA Chargers
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green

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Las Vegas @ Denver
Tom McCarthy, James Lofton, Jay Feely





FOX EARLY
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San Francisco @ Pittsburgh
Joe Davis, Daryl Johnston

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Arizona @ Washington
Adam Amin, Mark Schlereth

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Jacksonville @ Indianapolis
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

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Carolina @ Atlanta
Chris Myers, Robert Smith


FOX LATE
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Green Bay @ Chicago
Kevin Burkhardt, Greg Olsen

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LA Rams @ Seattle
Kevin Kugler, Mark Sanchez

[Boston Pancake]

Lookit, there’s no way we’re losing to that greasy haired guinea wop Sirianni. Mac McCorkle McJones and Billy O’Brien will show how Irish superiority gets it done.

[Millennial_Messiah]

NFL TV Schedule and Maps: Week 1, 2023 All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS

Thursday Night: Detroit @ Kansas City (NBC)



Sunday Night: Dallas @ NY Giants (NBC)



Monday Night: Buffalo @ NY Jets (ESPN/ABC)




September 10, 2023

CBS EARLY
https://506sports.com/2023/01-CBS-E.png █ Alaska
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Cincinnati @ Cleveland
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis

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Tampa Bay @ Minnesota
Andrew Catalon, Tiki Barber, Matt Ryan

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Houston @ Baltimore
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

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Tennessee @ New Orleans
Chris Lewis, Jason McCourty, Ross Tucker



CBS LATE
https://506sports.com/2023/01-CBS-L.png █ Alaska
█ Hawaii

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Philadelphia @ New England
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Miami @ LA Chargers
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green

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Las Vegas @ Denver
Tom McCarthy, James Lofton, Jay Feely





FOX EARLY
https://506sports.com/2023/01-FOX-E.png █ Alaska
█ Hawaii

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San Francisco @ Pittsburgh
Joe Davis, Daryl Johnston

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Arizona @ Washington
Adam Amin, Mark Schlereth

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Jacksonville @ Indianapolis
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

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Carolina @ Atlanta
Chris Myers, Robert Smith


FOX LATE
https://506sports.com/2023/01-FOX-L.png █ Alaska
█ Hawaii

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Green Bay @ Chicago
Kevin Burkhardt, Greg Olsen

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LA Rams @ Seattle
Kevin Kugler, Mark Sanchez

[Millennial_Messiah]

Happy Back to Football Day!!!!!

:danceclub

[Millennial_Messiah]

Maria Taylor is PREGNANT. Mmmmmmmm Delicious :p::tongue:hat

I'd lick her up and good better than her boyfriend could dream of... Want those teats in my mouth, too

[Millennial_Messiah]

WTF??? The NFL changed the Super Bowl championship music? When did that happen? :pctoss

The old that's been around forever is just perfect. Why would they ruin it?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Melissa Stark at her age is still bangable, too

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lol dumb fake punt, it worked but still dumb, also Jared Goff looks awful so far

[Millennial_Messiah]

Good, I like the Kid Rock 'Sweet Home Michigan' Alabama All Summer Long version better than Lynyrd Skynyrd's.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Mahomes still got it

for the first time this season I can say, "The Butt Kicker Did It!"

[MultiTroll]

Weak assed fumble by slacker Lion reciever. :depressed

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bad Pick 6 from Mahomes, it's all his fault too, he shouldn't have thrown it directly into the hands of a guy who can't catch.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm not one to say the league is rigged but, man, :lol the bitching up in Michigan must be crazy right now

[Millennial_Messiah]

Don't know why Detroit always goes away from the run in short yardage.

[MultiTroll]

Don't know why Detroit always goes away from the run in short yardage.
The 3rd and two missed pass then punt was weak and could determine game.

Run it twice there if need be and get off the field and declare the Chiefs the winner if you can't convert.

Giving Manhomes the ball again was loser strategy.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The 3rd and two missed pass then punt was weak and could determine game.

Run it twice there if need be and get off the field and declare the Chiefs the winner if you can't convert.

Giving Manhomes the ball again was loser strategy.

I mean, they fake punt on 4th & 3 from like their own 10 on the second possession of the game and score a TD, and every 4th and short since they've punted

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lions D has consistently shut down the run and trickeration Fat Andy Reid type plays all game

Now all they gotta do is run the clock out... Montgomery... Jahmyr Gibbs.

[MultiTroll]

Another F-ing pass play. :madrun

Goff could have ran left. Totally open.

[Kim Jong-il]

Breaking news: Jared Goff is still Jared Goff.

[FrostKing]

Imagine if this Lions roster had Andy Reid...

[FrostKing]

Post Kelce Era looking stinky for KC

[MultiTroll]

Hit #24 Chiefs right in the hand.

Looked catchable.
Lets see if lame station shows clear replay.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Who put Doug Pederson's brain in Andy Reid's head on that last drive?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Post Kelce Era looking stinky for KC

But...... seriously.... How do you not PUNT the football there?

4th and 25, your offense is undermanned, your line is struggling to pass protect.

Punt the ball, you get 4 timeouts, the enemy is backed up needing probably 2 first downs and then you probably get the ball back with good field position and 1 timeout

Now you're lucky if the Lions only get a field goal and you're out of timeouts. And it's 24-20 you need to go the length of the field and score a TD with no timeouts and little over a minute.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The NFC North goes through Michigan this year :tu

[FrostKing]

NFC > AFC

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/vVhyS77/Screenshot-20230907-203447-Chrome.png

Maybe Mahomes thought it was the Super Bowl?

[Millennial_Messiah]

NFC > AFC

I think so too, and the media loves to sensationalize the AFC because that's where the big name QBs are but the NFC has the more complete teams.

Jets, Bengals, Chiefs, Jags in some order with Buffalo, Chargers, and one other AFC North or East team get in as wild cards on the AFC side

With the NFC you have the Niners, Detroit, Dallas, Saints (? - bad division) with Philly, Seattle, and then one of NYG/Vikings, I think

[GAustex]

The NFC North goes through Michigan this year :tu

Green and Gold baby
Pack is back

[GAustex]

Whooping Mahomes is always a good thing

[Millennial_Messiah]

Green and Gold baby
Pack is back

get back to me when you've got a quarterback

and sure, your first two games you'll still probably win because the competition is awful, but then it gets harder after that

[Millennial_Messiah]

Whooping Mahomes is always a good thing

I have the Packers going like 9-8, the only reason it won't be completely putrid is because of the fairly easy strength of schedule, particularly in the first half of the season

Won't be enough for a wild card birth

[GAustex]

get back to me when you've got a quarterback

and sure, your first two games you'll still probably win because the competition is awful, but then it gets harder after that

Lol Dak

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lol Dak

The team is stacked though, objectively speaking. Prescott's mistakes mostly come in the playoffs. And no more Kellen Moore (the Garrett sycophant) is a boon.

[GAustex]

The team is stacked though, objectively speaking. Prescott's mistakes mostly come in the playoffs. And no more Kellen Moore (the Garrett sycophant) is a boon.
Mr Peabody got it all figured out

[Millennial_Messiah]

Dallas defense has led the league in takeaways two years in a row and near the top in sacks and defensive efficiency ratings as well, and they're going to wow people this year.

Prescott fucking it up and throwing a pick 6 in a low scoring game is a different matter, but.....

[Millennial_Messiah]

Mr Peabody got it all figured out

Who? McCarthy?

[GAustex]

Who? McCarthy?
It’s before ur time

[FrostKing]

I think so too, and the media loves to sensationalize the AFC because that's where the big name QBs are but the NFC has the more complete teams.

Jets, Bengals, Chiefs, Jags in some order with Buffalo, Chargers, and one other AFC North or East team get in as wild cards on the AFC side

With the NFC you have the Niners, Detroit, Dallas, Saints (? - bad division) with Philly, Seattle, and then one of NYG/Vikings, I think
AFC is still better but the gap isn't so enormous and steadily closing.

My Chiefs buddy proclaimed before the season the 49ers would barely make the postseason outta the AFC

Week 1 loss at Home to the LOLns

[Millennial_Messiah]

So, how long before Kadarius Toney gets the axe? I'm gonna say tomorrow. :lmao Dude literally single-handedly cost the Chiefs the game.

[Millennial_Messiah]

AFC is still better but the gap isn't so enormous and steadily closing.

My Chiefs buddy proclaimed before the season the 49ers would barely make the postseason outta the AFC

Week 1 loss at Home to the LOLns
Lions are the best team in the NFC North, though.

Minnesota should regress. They were much more lucky than good last year. I think they finished the season with 13 wins and a net negative point differential or something like that.

[Robz4000]

If Detroit's defense is legit they're gonna be a problem.

[MultiTroll]

If Detroit's defense is legit they're gonna be a problem.
Looked great at times.
OTOH Chief receiver's sucked ass.
6? ball drops.
Head phaggot Kelce out too.

But yes Lion DLine looks ready to compete with any team.
Dbs not so sure.

[FrostKing]

If the DT Jones played... Chiefs probably win

Did his price tag just increase? Wise man once sang "Must be the money"

[Millennial_Messiah]

If the DT Jones played... Chiefs probably win

Did his price tag just increase? Wise man once sang "Must be the money"

I don't agree. Jones is notoriously not good against the run and their defense in general was plenty good enough to win. The defense gave up 14 points.

The offense lost KC the game. Aside from the most ridiculous drop show we'll ever see from the wide-receiver-by-committee thing the Chiefs have going on, particularly Kadarius Toney and Skyy Moore, Kelce's absence was obviously the biggest problem, and the line in the end couldn't hold up without holding. Reminded me a lot of the Cowboys playoff loss to the Giants in 2007. Recall Patrick Crayton's huge drop on a deep ball and all the 4th quarter penalties from Flozell Adams, Marc Colombo, etc.

[ducks]

𝘾𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙣 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧
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Mike Tirico really said this Lions win is an asterisk because there was no Chris Jones and Travis Kelce….

Chiefs literally have Patrick Mahomes…

I’m sick.
8:32 PM · Sep 7, 2023
from Castle Rock, CO

[Millennial_Messiah]

Happy Week 1 NFL Sunday everyone :toast

[Millennial_Messiah]

Streaming for the 2023 season is an A+ so far, hope it continues, record good pace for "1ststream" / also known in some places as crackstreams

[Millennial_Messiah]

Let's see Anthony Richardson, Trevor Lawrence, the Niners, and the Ohio Bowl.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Niners defense still elite in 2023... FrostKing Robz4000

First offense play goes to Deebo

Bosa worth the money

[Millennial_Messiah]

Anthony Richardson's first career NFL drive is a struggle

[Millennial_Messiah]

Big Balls Kyle Shanahan with the 4th down conversion in own territory to Kittle... you aren't going to tackle that guy quickly one on one... aaaaaaaaand then my stream goes out on the Niners game. Down to A- for 1ststream

[Millennial_Messiah]

Wow McCaffrey. Niners got it going on both sides of the ball.

[Robz4000]

:smokin

[Millennial_Messiah]

Easy TD Purdy to Aiyuk :toast :tu

lol @ people picking the Stoolers today... Not me.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:smokin

That drive didn't start out purrrrrrrrrdy, needed a 4th down conversion and went shotgun pass to Kittle instead of the QB sneak, but the rest of the drive was cake. Even made a long extra point after the penalty on the try. 7-0.

Mr. Irrelevant's arm is officially "fine". Now we'll check out Joe Burrow and his calf (no calf tats).

[Millennial_Messiah]

Robz4000 (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=26403)

That #1 defense in the NFL, now the #1 most expensive defense in the NFL, is worth every fucking penny.

Going to be very hard to score on them this year.

Oskie, oskie, oskie, 49ers Ward. Pickett second INT of the season, after Mahomes' pick 6

[MultiTroll]

stream
Can you post a couple winning streams?
CableGuy used to post them before he became a bitch.

[FrostKing]

Can you post a couple winning streams?
CableGuy used to post them before he became a bitch.

Sports surge

[FrostKing]

Niners defense still elite in 2023... FrostKing Robz4000

First offense play goes to Deebo

Bosa worth the money
Strong 1st Quarter. I was worried about the kicker Moody. Looks fine so far.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Robz4000 (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=26403) FrostKing

Aiyuk just MOSS'D Patrick Peterson for that second TD. :toast Wow. 17-0 Niners

lol at people picking Pittsburgh to win today against the best team in football

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't like how Jaguars are relying too much on the run that isn't working that well and not letting Trevor cook, despite the fact Trevor has the best 3 plays of the game with his arm including the TD pass to Ridley

[Millennial_Messiah]

Other than Warner dropping that pick 6, it's been as picture perfect as it gets for the Niners.

Niners are getting that #1 seed this year.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Wow. Jacksonville. Great throw, great TD catch by Zay Jones.

Doug Pederson... Let. Trevor. Cook.



Also lol at the new Colts coach Steichen going for it twice on 4th down in the very first game of a raw rookie QB's career. Standard analytics don't really apply when your QB is so green.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Burrow not looking good in the first first half since the injury.

[spurraider21]

Carr still laser accurate but tissue soft

[spurraider21]

Abysmal call on the field and even worse that they didn’t overturn it on replay. Refs stole a TD from tennessee and gifted New Orleans a field goal

[MultiTroll]

Stupid penalties = continued sign of a Dumbaugh team.
Baltimore barely ahead 7-6 at halftime after having Houston wrapped up on with 4th down. Roughing the passer.

[Robz4000]

Classic Niners let-up tbh.

[Robz4000]

CMC!!!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Wow, McCaffrey :wow det Niners blocking :wow

[Millennial_Messiah]

Classic Niners let-up tbh.

I would have liked to seen them kick that 60 yard FG with the rookie kicker with the huge leg. Make it 23-0 but if you miss the Steelers got great field position, the idea was that punting would have ensured a safe 20-0 halftime lead, since the Steelers would have the ball at their own 5 with no timeouts and a little over a minute left. That Harris run and penalty was huge. But it's hard to stop 2-minute drives in the NFL.

[MultiTroll]

Sports surge
Was going great.
Do i have to tell my butt sniffy security to back off? I think that's what kicked me out.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Shane Steichen is a disaster

[Millennial_Messiah]

Looks like you guys might be going down in week 1 on your survivor pick this year. :lol

Mine is safe :toast

[DeadlyDynasty]

Tannehill has looked washed since that Bengals playoff loss

[Millennial_Messiah]

You guys barely survived vs. a terrible Arizona squad.

Tampa wins at Minnesota. I guess Minnesota used all their late-game luck on last year's regular season.

What a horrible day for Joe Burrow. Deshaun Watson is back, for now.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Great defensive stand by Jags, Jags win 31-21 :tu go Trevor Lawrence, taller version of me

[Millennial_Messiah]

Tannehill has looked washed since that Bengals playoff loss

Yup, Tannehill was atrocious today.

NFC South gonna go 3-1 today, wow :wow

[GAustex]

Green and Gold glory restarts now

[Millennial_Messiah]

Green and Gold glory restarts now

But for the first time in thirty years, with a subpar quarterback

Go Jets

[Millennial_Messiah]

Do I root for Eagles or Pats?

Go Seahawks

[Robz4000]

You guys barely survived vs. a terrible Arizona squad.

Tampa wins at Minnesota. I guess Minnesota used all their late-game luck on last year's regular season.

What a horrible day for Joe Burrow. Deshaun Watson is back, for now.

Yet we survived :toast

[GAustex]

Love is Chicago’s new daddy

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Zeke fumbled, Eagles recovered

Good luck Bill Belicheat

[Millennial_Messiah]

Love is Chicago’s new daddy

Meh. The Bears still have one of the worst rosters on offense in the NFL even after adding DJ Moore. The line still sucks and the quarterback is still a gimmicky tOSU BQB, like the one in Houston, Dwayne Trashkins, etc.

The Bears will go 3-14 every year until they realize that Fields isn't a starting caliber NFL quarterback.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The best QBs in the NFL are all medium school, not teeny tiny schools like NDSU (Wentz/Lance turning out to be busts was pretty obvious), but not the stacked teams that compete for NCAA championships like tOSU, OU, Bama, Georgia, etc.

Mahomes - Texas Tech
Rodgers - Cal Bears
Burrow - LSU (okay, maybe that's an exception, but other than that one season they're not perennial NCAAF contenders)
Allen - Wyoming
Jackson - Louisville
Goff - Cal Bears
Stafford - Georgia when they weren't particularly good
Lawrence - Clemson when they were good, but that was a short few years of being at the top

[FrostKing]

Eagles making a statement. As soon as I saw the rain knew the passing Pats were in trouble

[Robz4000]

Eagles making a statement. As soon as I saw the rain knew the passing Pats were in trouble

They choking now

[GAustex]

Chicago is really a stupid team

[GAustex]

Go ahead and blow them Bears out

[Millennial_Messiah]

They choking now

Niners would have beaten Philly in the championship game if Purdy hadn't had his arm thrown out

[Millennial_Messiah]

Chicago is really a stupid team

Houston and Chicago may have the worst starting quarterbacks in the league right now

[Millennial_Messiah]

Mahomes needs that guy Tu'a Tagovailoa has in the worst way.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Go ahead and blow them Bears out

Sort of like Spurs - Vancouver Grizzlies at this point

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Zeke fucking sucks

[FrostKing]

Niners would have beaten Philly in the championship game if Purdy hadn't had his arm thrown out
Most likely but 49ers will go all out in the regular season to avoid returning to the Phili circus. They earned the Win.

[GAustex]

Too many injuries

[Mark Celibate]

The best QBs in the NFL are all medium school, not teeny tiny schools like NDSU (Wentz/Lance turning out to be busts was pretty obvious), but not the stacked teams that compete for NCAA championships like tOSU, OU, Bama, Georgia, etc.

Mahomes - Texas Tech
Rodgers - Cal Bears
Burrow - LSU (okay, maybe that's an exception, but other than that one season they're not perennial NCAAF contenders)
Allen - Wyoming
Jackson - Louisville
Goff - Cal Bears
Stafford - Georgia when they weren't particularly good
Lawrence - Clemson when they were good, but that was a short few years of being at the top

yeah, throwing to wide open n!gger freak WRs who get 10 yards of separation every week while you're blowing everybody out 42-0 does nothing to prepare you for the tight throwing windows of the NFL tbh imho

[GAustex]

Roshaun Johnson is a bright spot for the bears

[FrostKing]

Jimmy strikes again

[Millennial_Messiah]

Damn, Patriots should have kicked that other field goal early in the 4th and they would have won.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Most likely but 49ers will go all out in the regular season to avoid returning to the Phili circus. They earned the Win.

Hope that doesn't mean running McCaffrey into the ground. 22 carries / 152 yards was great today, but that should not be the norm. Run Eli Mitchell and the rest more often. McCaffrey is too important. And no, Deebo isn't a running back. Also, Dallas is winning the division over philly this year. I'd take the Giants to win the division if it isn't Dallas. The NFC East doesn't have repeat division winners.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Omg Maria Taylor is glowing AF and has the most perfect amazing female physique. A tall woman, a perfect body. And that bright tight fitting red shirt with the diagonal stripes. I'm rock-hard and want to make a cuck out of her husband and baby-daddy so bad right now, tbh. :married:

[Millennial_Messiah]

10 game winning streak vs. NYG (in games Dak has played), but I think we lose this time like it's 2016.

[Dirks_Finale]

Chicago is really a stupid team

The most incompetent franchise in the NFL over the past 2 decades.

[Dirks_Finale]

But for the first time in thirty years, with a subpar quarterback

Go Jets

Exactly. Fields is a joke of a QB leading a joke franchise.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Exactly. Fields is a joke of a QB leading a joke franchise.

Dwayne Trashkins
Justin Fields
CJ Stroud

Who's next

[DAF86]

Joe Donkey putting up just 3 pts on opening week is pretty embarrassing, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Mark Celibate Dirks_Finale Fat Brandon Bass

Is it just me, or is The Bot looking a little bit FAT these days? :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Joe Donkey putting up just 3 pts on opening week is pretty embarrassing, tbh.

Yeah and don't blame the rain, Burrow did just fine in the snow in last year's playoffs at Buffalo.

Burrow obviously isn't healthy.

[DAF86]

Yeah and don't blame the rain, Burrow did just fine in the snow in last year's playoffs at Buffalo.

Burrow obviously isn't healthy.

Not an excuse. 3 pts? You have to suck something fierce to show that kind of ineptitude.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Not an excuse. 3 pts? You have to suck something fierce to show that kind of ineptitude.

You can blame the offensive line, but their offensive line's always been awful since they've drafted Burrow.

The receivers seemed to slip like crazy in that wet, swampy field. Rain was a problem throughout that part of the country, from Ohio to Massachusetts, and unfortunately that is where most of the outdoor stadiums of the NFL are located.

I expect a low scoring DAL-NYG game today, unless we get an avalanche of defensive TDs or something

And Deshaun Watson and the Browns were just fine today.

Bengals just had a Steeler-esque (Ben Rapesberger era) opening road game stinker

[Mark Celibate]

https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2022/12/garrett1.pnghttps://twitter.com/i/status/1701026502756737222

[Robz4000]

Let's close today out with another classic Cowgirls debacle.

[Mark Celibate]

Dak gonna be 70 in a wheelchair and they'll still be saying "ok this is his make or break year" for the nth time

[Millennial_Messiah]

TOUCHDOWN COWBOYS DEFENSE!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!! :toast

Who needs Dak, tbh :lmao

[GAustex]

Lol
Letting cowgirls steal your lunch money

[Millennial_Messiah]

Dak gonna be 70 in a wheelchair and they'll still be saying "ok this is his make or break year" for the nth time

We can be like the Seahawks ten years ago and win the championship by scoring on defense and special teams every game.

[Mark Celibate]

We can be like the Seahawks ten years ago and win the championship by scoring on defense and special teams every game.

rofl they just let the Giants march down the field with ease

[Millennial_Messiah]

MICAH FUCKING PARSONS ROUNDHOUSE SACK BABY!!!!!!

[Millennial_Messiah]

rofl they just let the Giants march down the field with ease

they made pretty good adjustments on drive 2 :tu

sometimes you'll give up yards between the 20s, but getting off the field when it counts and making adjustments is where champions are made

[Millennial_Messiah]

Ceedee Lamb wow!!!!!!!!!!!! 49 yards on 3rd down

fuck a field goal... ugh... not converting in the red zone :pctoss

[Millennial_Messiah]

Prescott still can't make the clutch throw in the end zone.

[Mark Celibate]

Yeah this season’s gonna be the same old same old…Prescott still showing he’s Checkdown Charlie…literally just going to be the same garbage as the last 7 seasons

[GAustex]

LOL Giamts suck

[Millennial_Messiah]

DEFENSE SCORES ANOTHER TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Defense : 2 TDs
Dak : 1 field goal drive


:lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yeah this season’s gonna be the same old same old…Prescott still showing he’s Checkdown Charlie…literally just going to be the same garbage as the last 7 seasons
The defense is going to have to outscore him

[Millennial_Messiah]

Who's got the best defense in football? Cowboys or 49ers

[Millennial_Messiah]

Gilmore's first INT as a Cowboy :toast

This defense is COOKING and EATING

:huddle:

[Millennial_Messiah]

Punchin' it in :ihit :ihit :ihit :ihit 26-0

[leemajors]

D looking stronk

[FrostKing]

Giants trying to run out the game clock :lol

[Mark Celibate]

:lol
typical Cuckboys running up the score against a crap team when it matters the least

[Millennial_Messiah]

Is Week 1 too early for "I love this team :cry :cry :cry :cry " ??

I still have major question marks regarding the offense and Prescott, tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

D looking stronk

eeeeeeeeeeeeeyup :toast :tu

Doomsday 2.0

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol
typical Cuckboys running up the score against a crap team when it matters the least

Stop. The Bot is fat and in the announcer studio with the hot pregnant lady. The Bot 2.0 is with the Chargers now. Bossman McFatty is the coach and playcaller, and we have Dan Quinn.

This team is different from the forever 8-8 era The Bot teams that were stacked on offense and played matador defense.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Plus, the Giants are a playoff caliber team. Won a road playoff game last year, went 11-5. They'll win around 10 games again and get a wild card. They're just not as good as the Cowboys, that's all.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Offense showin' up now :hat Let's get a TD here

[Millennial_Messiah]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TONY POLLARD >>> ZEKE :toast :toast :toast

33-0

The Skunker

[Millennial_Messiah]

Sacks for EVERYONE!!!!!

[Mark Celibate]

God, the Giants' offensive line is one of the worst I've ever seen...like every play there's two Cowboys in Jones' face within a second:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

How are we going to pay for all these pass rushers

[Millennial_Messiah]

God, the Giants' offensive line is one of the worst I've ever seen...like every play there's two Cowboys in Jones' face within a second:lol

no, it's our d-line and specifically parsons commanding 2-3 linemen every play

parsons is going to get QB money and he's earned it

We did something similar to the Vikings last year in their building and they were 13-3 last year.

[Millennial_Messiah]

TEAM 40 BURGER BABY!!!!!!!!!!! TURPIN TIME TOUCHDOWN LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Blake]

1185983955553656832

[Millennial_Messiah]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lmao :lmao :lmao

They can't even get a fucking positive play without us causing them a turnover. :wow :wow :wow :lmao

[FrostKing]

Have to stand on the field getting blown out and rained on for another 30 minutes

[FrostKing]

Hope that doesn't mean running McCaffrey into the ground. 22 carries / 152 yards was great today, but that should not be the norm. Run Eli Mitchell and the rest more often. McCaffrey is too important. And no, Deebo isn't a running back. Also, Dallas is winning the division over philly this year. I'd take the Giants to win the division if it isn't Dallas. The NFC East doesn't have repeat division winners.
Ya I haven't deep read the team sites yet. Didn't see Deebo much

Now the schedule looks 3-0 heading into the Bye

[Millennial_Messiah]

40 to ZERO final score baby!!!!

40-0

Do I want team 40 burger or Team Shutout?

Why not BOTH? :clap

Let's fuckin' gooooooooooooooooooooooooo :toast :toast :toast :toast :toast

[Millennial_Messiah]

Ya I haven't deep read the team sites yet. Didn't see Deebo much

Now the schedule looks 3-0 heading into the Bye

yeah they should avoid running their best players into the ground too much in the first half of the season. 49ers biggest problem has been injuries over the years and they have a chance to avoid that this year.

[Millennial_Messiah]

One of the best football games wire-to-wire that I'll ever see was tonight

Just picture perfect, particularly on defense and special teams.

[Robz4000]

One of the best football games wire-to-wire that I'll ever see was tonight

Just picture perfect, particularly on defense and special teams.

Except for Dak being ass per par. That defense is looking legit

[Millennial_Messiah]

Except for Dak being ass per par. That defense is looking legit

I agree, he was mediocre, but he didn't throw any picks or near picks, didn't take any sacks. Given that, and the heavy rain, and the fact the tight ends couldn't catch water if they fell out of a boat, I'm willing to give Dak the pass for week 1, and everyone knows I'm far from a Dak-stan.

The Niners looked good today too but they didn't look as good as the Cowboys in my opinion, and that's not even bias. Dallas looked like the deeper and more complete team while the Niners looked more star heavy with McCaffrey, Aiyuk, Bosa, Warner. If I'm a Niners fan I'm concerned about that late first half 95 yard TD drive from Pickett, who is objectively a below average starter. Penalties hurt the Niners. And Pittsburgh isn't nearly as talented as the Giants are.

Still, Dallas/Niners are the best teams in the NFC. Head & shoulders. Detroit is good too, but they're a peg below. Don't know yet who's going to come out of the NFC South, but the Saints underwhelmed today with a very slim home win over the lowly Titans.

The Eagles are a wild card team this year, they ejaculated early then were a foot out of bounds away from choking away the game to a team that won't sniff the postseason in the AFC, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

IMO the Eagles are drastically overrated. They still haven't done anything to shore up their reputation under Sirianni and Hurts that is getting a big lead very early in the game that slowly but surely evaporates and they have to sweat out the ending, even against drastically inferior opponents. That sort of thing, of course, cost the Eagles the Super Bowl, and the Eagles only made the Super Bowl in the first place due to major (QB) injuries.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Watch this guy's reaction to the end, it's hilarious


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERBd0nN8qio

[Millennial_Messiah]

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[Millennial_Messiah]

Another good one... :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZLNCEMVH7I

[FrostKing]

Congrats fellas. Impressive showing even if it did end every fans Football weekend short because of the blowout :lol

[FrostKing]

Overall a very competitive and unpredictable Week 1

I saw the stat before the Weekend of Week1 Division dogs covering and even splitting half the matchups over the past 5+ years and it again occurred

[LkrFan]

How bout dem Cowboys? :D

[Darth_Pelican]

Sloppy win. Tannehill is pretty awful so that helped. O-Line is a concern. Definitely missed not having Kamara out there. Carr made the big pass play at the end of the game to seal the win.

[spurraider21]

Sloppy win. Tannehill is pretty awful so that helped. O-Line is a concern. Definitely missed not having Kamara out there. Carr made the big pass play at the end of the game to seal the win.
imo that fumble 6 was a blown call then upholding it on replay was egregious

but yeah you got the carr experience. threw a pretty bad pick to hooker, but otherwise was pretty accurate. still looks more uncomfortable than most when the pocket isnt clean. dude would be a HOFer in flag football. his big sideline throws to thomas and shaheed were pretty af

penning has to hold up better. arden key has become decent but he's not exactly a premier pass rusher, and he was eating penning's lunch all game

getting kamara back will also go a long way

[Darth_Pelican]

imo that fumble 6 was a blown call then upholding it on replay was egregious

but yeah you got the carr experience. threw a pretty bad pick to hooker, but otherwise was pretty accurate. still looks more uncomfortable than most when the pocket isnt clean. dude would be a HOFer in flag football. his big sideline throws to thomas and shaheed were pretty af

penning has to hold up better. arden key has become decent but he's not exactly a premier pass rusher, and he was eating penning's lunch all game

getting kamara back will also go a long way

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F5wu6pbbMAAFk0z?format=jpg&name=small

In fairness, the Saints also got screwed out of a touchdown. This was clearly in bounds with possession and the refs ruled it out of bounds, even after the challenge. Good win for your Raiders yesterday. Sean Payton is finding life in the NFL is tough without Drew Brees.

[Mark Celibate]

Congrats fellas. Impressive showing even if it did end every fans Football weekend short because of the blowout :lol

yeah hate to say it…but the 40-0 win basically means nothing to me. This team has shown time and time again they can pile it on against sh!tty teams only for Prescott to have that usual, dumb looking “dear in the headlights” look just a few weeks later when they play a good defense.

It wasn’t that long ago where they similarly forced like 8 straight turnovers and ran up the score against a sh!tty Colts team last season. The whole team was hitting the stanky leg and ooga booga’ng in Deep Ellum like they won the Super Bowl as usual only for Prescott to completely sh!t himself against the 9ers a few weeks later.

they also blew out the Commanders/Eagles in equally embarrassing fashion late in 2021 only to get bounced in the wild card :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

Rodgers already injured

[GAustex]

Lol

[JPB]

Well

[Spurs Homer]

Karen rodgers out


lolololol

[GAustex]

Achilles or calf

[leemajors]

Achilles or calf

Looked like his ankle rolled but that would be either too

[DAF86]

Another no contest prime time game. The NFL sure knows how to pick them.

[Boston Pancake]

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:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[monosylab1k]

:lmao DarrinS maybe next year!

[monosylab1k]

1701394117597815254

[spurraider21]

maybe he can treat the achilles with ivermectin

[leemajors]

maybe he can treat the achilles with ivermectin

He's just asking questions, he's a smart guy

[DAF86]

Josh Allen really needs to start cutting on those giveaways. He seems fucking braindead sometimes.

[DAF86]

https://turivers3.b-cdn.net/original/4X/e/c/c/ecc6bbf9283eb52bad656e7bdf9fa87fb6b14d3b.webp

[Mark Celibate]

https://turivers3.b-cdn.net/original/4X/e/c/c/ecc6bbf9283eb52bad656e7bdf9fa87fb6b14d3b.webp

:lol

[Mark Celibate]

the worst 9/11 in New York in a long time tbh

[MultiTroll]

Too bad for the Jets that Twinkle Toes got hurt.
This Jets D looks very good.

NFL QBs need to learn when to go down. I thought Rodgers was trying to make something out of nothing and should have just conceded play.

[GAustex]

Too bad for the Jets that Twinkle Toes got hurt.
This Jets D looks very good.

NFL QBs need to learn when to go down. I thought Rodgers was trying to make something out of nothing and should have just conceded play.

Yep old dude don’t be Fran Tarkington

[GAustex]

Manning cast is so much better than listening to buck and troy

[Mark Celibate]

the Rodgers injury highlights another very underrated aspect of Tom Brady's game, knowing when the play has no chance and throwing it away at the right time when someone much more athletic is barreling down on him. Guys like Rodgers, Romo, and pretty much all black quarterbacks never were able to can the stupid habit of trying to 'ooga booga' out of every sack and going for the home run...not only costing themselves huge negative plays but also constant injuries as they get older

[DeadlyDynasty]

In before Allen’s 5th and final back-breaking turnover

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Mark Celibate]

rofl

[DeadlyDynasty]

At least I don’t have to waste my time investing in this season

[GAustex]

Achilles or calf

[Borosai]

They looked just as bad as they did at the end of last season and the playoffs. It seems they have peaked, and need legit coaching help. Allen was a shitshow of poor decision making tonight.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Trash Allen lost to a backup?

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Why shouldn't I be surprised

[Millennial_Messiah]

They looked just as bad as they did at the end of last season and the playoffs. It seems they have peaked, and need legit coaching help. Allen was a shitshow of poor decision making tonight.

Trash Allen is barely even a top 10 QB at this point.

We'll give you Prescott and a 5th for WR Diggs, take it or leave it

[Millennial_Messiah]

In before Allen’s 5th and final back-breaking turnover

3 picks, 5 total turnovers and 5 sacks despite being pressured the lowest out of any QB in week 1.

Trash Allen sure can't blame his offensive line. :lmao And unlike with Burrow he can't blame injuries or the rain. Or, his competition, which wasn't even Aaron Rodgers.

Trash Allen just isn't good.

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://turivers3.b-cdn.net/original/4X/e/c/c/ecc6bbf9283eb52bad656e7bdf9fa87fb6b14d3b.webp



the worst 9/11 in New York in a long time tbh

:wow :wow :wow :lmao :lmao :lmao

Det meme!!!

[MultiTroll]

the Rodgers injury highlights another very underrated aspect of Tom Brady's game, knowing when the play has no chance and throwing it away at the right time when someone much more athletic is barreling down on him. Guys like Rodgers, Romo, and pretty much all black quarterbacks never were able to can the stupid habit of trying to 'ooga booga' out of every sack and going for the home run...not only costing themselves huge negative plays but also constant injuries as they get older
Ya Tom really knew about the Roughing the Brady arrangement.
Bucs – Falcons: Refs gifted Tom Brady with a nonsensical roughing call (usatoday.com) (https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/tom-brady-refs-bucs-falcons-roughing-call-video-nfl-fans-reaction)

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https://youtu.be/lLRH3JHi07g

[Borosai]

Trash Allen is barely even a top 10 QB at this point.

We'll give you Prescott and a 5th for WR Diggs, take it or leave it

Wrong, and if this continues, Diggs will be gone in a year or two anyway.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Josh Allen really needs to start cutting on those giveaways. He seems fucking braindead sometimes.

There's a reason only lowly Wyoming offered him an opportunity to play quarterback instead of tight end or defense or something.

Without the ooga booga monkeyballing stuff, he's barely an NFL starter

[Millennial_Messiah]

Wrong, and if this continues, Diggs will be gone in a year or two anyway.

We got Trevon Diggs locked up for 5 years @ 100 million :toast Forced 2 turnovers last night

Stefon will be a Cowboy at some point before he retires. Probably won't want to keep Brandin Cooks forever.

[Millennial_Messiah]

maybe he can treat the achilles with ivermectin

:lol even as a conservative libertarian, that one was hilarious

[Millennial_Messiah]

the worst 9/11 in New York in a long time tbh

though, admittedly they do play in NJ, but that's one of the best football memes in years.

[JPB]

Ya Tom really knew about the Roughing the Brady arrangement.
Bucs – Falcons: Refs gifted Tom Brady with a nonsensical roughing call (usatoday.com) (https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/tom-brady-refs-bucs-falcons-roughing-call-video-nfl-fans-reaction)

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https://youtu.be/lLRH3JHi07g

Brady got the superstar treatment but he knew when and how to just take the sack, specially at an older age when you know every sack can be your last. If you take the sac,k you can prepare yourself and your body to it. If you're stiil focused on trying to play hero football, that's when your body is more fragile and exposed. It's like in judo where you have to learn how to fall when your opponent gets you down.

[GAustex]

Jets should sign Kapernick
That would be good for some laughs

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/p2hR5fW/Screenshot-20230912-214608-Instagram.png