***** OFFICIAL Week 2 Game Thread, Sponsored By Aaron Rodgers' Ivermectin Achilles *****

[Millennial_Messiah]

Idk why, I just thought that comment by spurraider21 was hilarious, so props.


NFL TV Schedule and Maps: Week 2, 2023Thursday Night: Minnesota @ Philadelphia (Amazon)



Sunday Night: Miami @ New England (NBC)



Monday Night 7:15 ET: New Orleans @ Carolina (ESPN; Chris Fowler, Dan Orlovsky, Louis Riddick)

Monday Night 8:15 ET: Cleveland @ Pittsburgh (ABC; Joe Buck, Troy Aikman)


MIN-PHI will be simulcast on KMSP (FOX/9) Minneapolis and WTXF (FOX/29) Philadelphia.
NO-CAR will be simulcast on WDSU (NBC/6) New Orleans and WAXN (64) Charlotte.
September 17, 2023 All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS



CBS EARLY
https://506sports.com/2023/02-CBS-E.png █ Alaska
█ Hawaii

█
Kansas City @ Jacksonville
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis

█
Las Vegas @ Buffalo
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green

█
Baltimore @ Cincinnati
Andrew Catalon, Tiki Barber, Matt Ryan

█
LA Chargers @ Tennessee
Tom McCarthy, James Lofton, Jay Feely



CBS LATE
https://506sports.com/2023/02-CBS-L.png █ Alaska
█ Hawaii

█
NY Jets @ Dallas
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

█
Washington @ Denver
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta





FOX SINGLE
https://506sports.com/2023/02-FOX.png █ Alaska
█ Hawaii

█
Seattle @ Detroit
Kevin Burkhardt, Greg Olsen

█
Chicago @ Tampa Bay
Joe Davis, Daryl Johnston

█
Green Bay @ Atlanta
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

█
Indianapolis @ Houston
Chris Myers, Robert Smith

█
NY Giants @ Arizona (LATE)
Adam Amin, Mark Schlereth

█
San Francisco @ LA Rams (LATE)
Kevin Kugler, Mark Sanchez

[MultiTroll]

You good with this?:
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIF.BbWpnr3962blX3MZcKV9Xg?pid=ImgDet&rs=1
Jets' HC Robert Saleh has found a replacement for Aaron Rodgers (msn.com) (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/jets-hc-robert-saleh-has-found-a-replacement-for-aaron-rodgers/ar-AA1gF8yw?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=a147ac3efe5d400b8aaf753c8b9bd377&ei=13)

[Millennial_Messiah]

You good with this?:
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIF.BbWpnr3962blX3MZcKV9Xg?pid=ImgDet&rs=1
Jets' HC Robert Saleh has found a replacement for Aaron Rodgers (msn.com) (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/jets-hc-robert-saleh-has-found-a-replacement-for-aaron-rodgers/ar-AA1gF8yw?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=a147ac3efe5d400b8aaf753c8b9bd377&ei=13)
Spurtacular loved him, but Zach Wilson sucks.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Long field goal drive by Eagles, stalls in red zone, FG by Elliott kick is good. 3-0 Eagles. Vikings fighting better on defense than they usually do in that stadium.

[DAF86]

Eagles' offense looking beyond mediocre for the 2nd straight game. Offensive coordinator that big of a difference or just Hurts getting figured out?

[DAF86]

What is this playcalling? :lol

[Robz4000]

Hurts looks awful tbh.

[FrostKing]

Hurts looks awful tbh.

:bobo

[DAF86]

Welp, it might be a little early for Niners and Cowboys to start planning that NFC championship game.

[Robz4000]

Welp, it might be a little early for Niners and Cowboys to start planning that NFC championship game.

Neither of these teams currently look playoff-caliber tbh.

[DAF86]

Neither of these teams currently look playoff-caliber tbh.

That 8 minutes drive by the Eagles was the same shit they did last year all season long, tbh.

[Robz4000]

That 8 minutes drive by the Eagles was the same shit they did last year all season long, tbh.

They did it against one of the worst defenses in the league, and even then Hurts couldn't throw the ball. Wouldn't shock me if the Eagles come out and look completely dominant this half, however.

[Robz4000]

:lol there it is

[DAF86]

The Eagles could just QB sneak it on every down and win a game, tbh.

[DAF86]

[They did it against one of the worst defenses in the league, and even then Hurts couldn't throw the ball. Wouldn't shock me if the Eagles come out and look completely dominant this half, however.

They did it against everybody last season, tbh. Heck, even in the SB. I still don't know how Mahomes managed 40 pts in like 15 minutes of possession or whatever it was he had.

[DAF86]

Blouses.

[Robz4000]

They did it against everybody last season, tbh. Heck, even in the SB. I still don't know how Mahomes managed 40 pts in like 15 minutes of possession or whatever it was he had.

Was talking about that drive against the Vikings in the first half. Last year they were dominant obviously, and now they're starting to put it together on both sides again.

[DAF86]

Blouses.

Or not, tbh.

[FrostKing]

Boring game

[Robz4000]

Good night for me fantasy-wise at least :tu

[Millennial_Messiah]

Philly doesn't impress me this year. Sure they're 2-0, but one score games and their defense certainly isn't what it was last year. They still can't finish games, even against middle of the pack teams.

[leemajors]

Hurts is taking a lot of hard hits already. I know he can squat a jillion pounds, but those hits are gonna add up quick

[MultiTroll]

Not a fan of these semi attractive anchor women who got the minority hire.

[GAustex]

Rogers who

[monosylab1k]

Breaking News: Jared Goff is still Jared Goff.

[DAF86]

Chiefs have a major liability with Taylor on that OL. Smh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Chiefs have a major liability with Taylor on that OL. Smh.

If he's not allowed to do illegal formation and false start schtick, then yeah

[DAF86]

Joe Burro :lmao

Most overrated QB in the league, tbh. Bengals' success in recent seasons has had to do with their defense.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Joe Burro :lmao

Most overrated QB in the league, tbh. Bengals' success in recent seasons has had to do with their defense.

his offensive line has been putrid his whole career and managed to even regress from that.

[DAF86]

Rogers who

Aaron Rodgers*

[DAF86]

his offensive line has been putrid his whole career and managed to even regress from that.

Allen also has a pretty shitty O-line but that doesn't prevent him from putting up videogames numbers. Everybody places Burrow as the undisputed 2nd best QB in the league just because of team success but the truth is that his numbers have always been far from elite.

[Robz4000]

:lol Gnats

[DeadlyDynasty]

As of right now the Giants are still looking for their first points of the season

[leemajors]

lol Giants

[DeadlyDynasty]

49ers and Rams games are always a joy to watch, even though SF wins pretty much every time but when it mattered most.

It’s old school 80s-90s NFC-style black and blue with brilliant coaching sprinkled in.

[DAF86]

Cards 20-0 over the Giants at halftime. Suddenly that Cowboys win isn't looking that impressive. :lol

[JasonGarrett]

FUCK!

I wish Jerry didn’t fire me in 2020.
would’ve loved to coach Parsons and waste another hall of fame career

[MultiTroll]

If replay shows the INT was Russell Wilson fault, i would bench his ass before the season is gone.

Stidwell is capable.

[Robz4000]

Giants came back 👀

[MultiTroll]

Giants came back 
A 17-0 4th qtr brings you back.
I was going to tell the guys to have words of condolence to you.
Now instead it appears.......
Denver is in the ICU.

[FrostKing]

Rams run out the clock on a field goal down 10 :lol

Embarrassing for McVay

[MultiTroll]

:bang:madrun:flipoff:flipoff:flipoff
9ers fail to cover on the final play of the game.

[Mark Celibate]

Eagles/9ers pretty much on a collision course for an NFC Championship rematch at this point...the Dec. 3 matchup will likely decide the 1 vs 2 seed kinda like that epic Rams vs Saints regular season game a few years back

[MultiTroll]

Obvious defensive pass interference on WA final 2 pt conversion attempt by Donkey.

Replay rules and NY crew can suck cock. Pathetic.

[Darth_Pelican]

Lol Sean Payton. Still can’t get a P.I. call.

[leemajors]

Damn Parsons is a beast.

[monosylab1k]

Brady carrying this poverty franchise to six rings is even more impressive now :lmao

[FrostKing]

Dolphins running out the clock. Impressive.

Missed FG...

[DAF86]

C'mon, yo gotta give that to the offense. Weak ass way to finish the game.

[FrostKing]

Eagles/9ers pretty much on a collision course for an NFC Championship rematch at this point...the Dec. 3 matchup will likely decide the 1 vs 2 seed kinda like that epic Rams vs Saints regular season game a few years back
Ya right now Eagles staring down the dreaded #3 seed spot. But they can feel confident.

[FrostKing]

49ers and Rams games are always a joy to watch, even though SF wins pretty much every time but when it mattered most.

It’s old school 80s-90s NFC-style black and blue with brilliant coaching sprinkled in.
One of my Polak born buddies moved to Buffalo in high school. Today he's big Sabers (attends bunch of games) and gotten into Bills ofcourse.

It's not his strongest/oldest sport because he always discredits the importance of the Run game.


Since 2000, AFC has the QBs and NFC is Rush & D. Remains true today. I tend to catch myself rooting for the fellow Run teams like Giants, Ravens ofcourse Eagles.

McCaffrey wow. I didn't realize he's this good. No weakness offensively. In that talent class of Tomlinson.

[monosylab1k]

:lol

1703481333820133664

[DAF86]

https://turivers3.b-cdn.net/optimized/4X/8/e/3/8e37ffb5eee7b54ac172d5055e443f753e112f30_2_800x100 0.jpeg

This guy isn't it, tbh. I don't get all the hype he got at the end of last season just for running around like a headless chicken.

[Mark Celibate]

https://turivers3.b-cdn.net/optimized/4X/8/e/3/8e37ffb5eee7b54ac172d5055e443f753e112f30_2_800x100 0.jpeg

This guy isn't it, tbh. I don't get all the hype he got at the end of last season just for running around like a headless chicken.

sons, that's how it goes for every run first, black QB ... "take the league by storm" their first year or two then fall off of a cliff afterwards once everyone has a year's worth of film tbh imho

[MultiTroll]

Pussy media did not ask McVay about the rigged field goal at the buzzer.

Sad phucks.

[MultiTroll]

sons, that's how it goes for every run first, black QB ... "take the league by storm" their first year or two then fall off of a cliff afterwards once everyone has a year's worth of film tbh imho
Lamar Jackson 47-16 and that's with pathetic lineups and teams strength and conditioning being rated F-

Consider the viability of education yourself on football.

[DAF86]

sons, that's how it goes for every run first, black QB ... "take the league by storm" their first year or two then fall off of a cliff afterwards once everyone has a year's worth of film tbh imho

The problem here is that Fields skipped the "take the league by storm" part. :lol

[DAF86]

Panthers fans booing Young on his first start at home. Not even Philly fans would dare, tbh.

[DAF86]

What's the point of a double header, if you are gonnna miss more than half of the 2nd game?

[Blake]

Eww Chubb

[Mark Celibate]

Lamar Jackson 47-16 and that's with pathetic lineups and teams strength and conditioning being rated F-

Consider the viability of education yourself on football.

:lol like I said after the first year or two they fall off. Pretty obvious decline statistically with Jackson too after his first two full seasons starting. Not even going to bother to post the numbers, as they're out there for anybody to google.

I'm not saying you should commit suicide, but you may want to consider the Viability of ending your lineage doing the rest of mankind and your ancestors a huge favor.

[FrostKing]

Sloppy ball

But entertaining

[Robz4000]

Hopefully the waiver wire is kind to me after that Chubb injury.

[MultiTroll]

:lol like I said after the first year or two they fall off. Pretty obvious decline statistically with Jackson too after his first two full seasons starting. Not even going to bother to post the numbers, as they're out there for anybody to google.
28-13 after his 3rd year. With suck lineups and injuries.

Don't bother googling how that stacks up to the rest of the NFL starters during that time.
Ignorant. :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

2-0. Elite Defense. O-Line still biggest concern. Not too concerned about Carr. Just a matter of time before the offense figures it out. Still missing Kamara. 1 Seed probably not realistic but 2-3 seed in play because of the laughable schedule.

[GAustex]

Finally saw a tape of GB v ATL
Love needs to figure out how to WIN
It was right there and he threw up on himself

[monosylab1k]

https://turivers3.b-cdn.net/optimized/4X/8/e/3/8e37ffb5eee7b54ac172d5055e443f753e112f30_2_800x100 0.jpeg

This guy isn't it, tbh. I don't get all the hype he got at the end of last season just for running around like a headless chicken.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38446798/bears-justin-fields-blames-coaching-robotic-play

:lol blaming the coaches for his inability to read a defense and make a quick decision in the pocket.

[FrostKing]

He just wants to backyard run around

I'd move on after the season

[Fat Brandon Bass]

Having to Learn da playbook b racist n shieeeeeet

[Fat Brandon Bass]

Tbh we just need an NPR article by a blue haired feminist explaining to us how black QBs have historically suffered from systemic racism by having to learn the playbook

[FrostKing]

Offensive playbooks are rooted in racism because the coaches that wrote them grew up in nuclear families, which doesn't address when a QB lacks a loving protective offensive line. These black QBs have lived their entire lives on the run from Police and racist blitzing Defensive coordinators

[leemajors]

Offensive playbooks are rooted in racism because the coaches that wrote them grew up in nuclear families, which doesn't address when a QB lacks a loving protective offensive line. These black QBs have lived their entire lives on the run from Police and racist blitzing Defensive coordinators

Should workshopped that a lot more, tryhard

[FrostKing]

Jets have 14-game losing streak to Patriots

Haven't defeated NE in regulation since 2010 :dramaquee

[monosylab1k]

It did get ridiculous that pre-draft, any criticism of Justin Fields was met with accusations of racism.

Seems pretty obvious now that there’s nothing racist about saying he can’t read a defense or deliver a pass from the pocket.

[Will Hunting]

sons, that's how it goes for every run first, black QB ... "take the league by storm" their first year or two then fall off of a cliff afterwards once everyone has a year's worth of film tbh imho
:lol this is literally the story with every generic mulato QB

[Will Hunting]

Having to Learn da playbook b racist n shieeeeeet
We wuz run first QBs n’ sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit