***** OFFICIAL Week 3 Game Thread, Sponsored By Trevon Diggs' Torn ACL *****

[Millennial_Messiah]

:cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry

NFL TV Schedule and Maps: Week 3, 2023

All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS

Thursday Night: NY Giants @ San Francisco (Amazon)


Sunday Night: Pittsburgh @ Las Vegas (NBC)


Monday Night 7:15 ET: Philadelphia @ Tampa Bay (ABC; Joe Buck, Troy Aikman)


Monday Night 8:15 ET: LA Rams @ Cincinnati (ESPN; Chris Fowler, Louis Riddick, Dan Orlovsky)

NYG-SF will be simulcast on WNYW (FOX/5) New York and KTVU (FOX/2) San Francisco.
LAR-CIN will be simulcast on KCOP 13 Los Angeles and WLWT (NBC/5) Cincinnati.

September 24, 2023



CBS SINGLE
https://506sports.com/2023/03-CBS.png █ Alaska
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New England @ NY Jets
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Denver @ Miami
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green

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Buffalo @ Washington
Andrew Catalon, Tiki Barber, Matt Ryan

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Tennessee @ Cleveland
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

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Indianapolis @ Baltimore
Beth Mowins, James Lofton, Jay Feely

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Carolina @ Seattle (LATE)
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis





FOX EARLY
https://506sports.com/2023/03-FOX-E.png █ Alaska
█ Hawaii

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Atlanta @ Detroit
Adam Amin, Mark Schlereth

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New Orleans @ Green Bay
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

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LA Chargers @ Minnesota
Kevin Kugler, Mark Sanchez

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Houston @ Jacksonville
Chris Myers, Robert Smith


FOX LATE
https://506sports.com/2023/03-FOX-L.png █ Alaska
█ Hawaii

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Chicago @ Kansas City
Kevin Burkhardt, Greg Olsen

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Dallas @ Arizona
Joe Davis, Daryl Johnston

[MultiTroll]

Pretty does not get injured and 49ers win Bowl last year.

[FrostKing]

NYG hootin & hollerin everytime they force 3rd down... just to get torched on the following play for 1st :clap

[MultiTroll]

Not happy with this FG nonsense for the 9ers last two drives.

Especially the latter with 2nd and 3 and they try 2 passing plays.

[FrostKing]

Purdy to Deebo to ice the Cover

Good for Brock. Was on pace for 2nd straight subpar showing.

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/m0MwrNL/IMG-20230921-200947.jpg

[Mark Celibate]

Even if Diggs is healthy, this seems like a classic game that Dallas loses or barely escapes despite being huge favorites. Anytime they have an impressive run of games, they always get big headed and sh!t the bed against a really crap team.

And they've had quite a few upsets in Arizona in hilarious fashion...walk off blocked punt in 08, giving up the 4th and long/missed extra point in 2010, Bot icing his own kicker in 2011

[FrostKing]

W-L regular season record starting as 49er

McCaffrey 13-0
Purdy 8-0

The inevitable 1st loss :lol

[Robz4000]

W-L regular season record starting as 49er

McCaffrey 13-0
Purdy 8-0

The inevitable 1st loss :lol

Comes against Dallas imo. Gonna be their SB.

[FrostKing]

Comes against Dallas imo. Gonna be their SB.
Vs Cowboys
@ Minnesota
Vs Bengals
@ Jags
@ Eagles
Vs Ravens


I'd set Over/Under
at 14-3

[Robz4000]

Vs Cowboys
@ Minnesota
Vs Bengals
@ Jags
@ Eagles
Vs Ravens


I'd set Over/Under
at 14-3

Cowgirls
@Shithawks
Ravens

Eagles is a toss up imo.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Anybody else notice San Fran has scored exactly 30 points in each of their games? 31 points wouldn’t be that strange, but 30 is difficult to get to with NFL scoring maths

[Fat Brandon Bass]

Ya whenever Dallas plays in Arizona I can only think of the GOATett playing 4D chess

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eVBqoMANtSQ&pp=ygUdamFzb24gZ2FycmV0dCBpY2VzIGhpcyBraWNrZXI%3D (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVBqoMANtSQ&pp=ygUdamFzb24gZ2FycmV0dCBpY2VzIGhpcyBraWNrZXI%3D)

[MultiTroll]

Who is next up for Diggs?
I need Dallas for a big parlay.

[leemajors]

Who is next up for Diggs?
I need Dallas for a big parlay.

They will probably move bland outside and have Lewis in slot along with Mukuamu

[Thread]

Who is next up for Diggs?
I need Dallas for a big parlay.

...Amen.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Even if Diggs is healthy, this seems like a classic game that Dallas loses or barely escapes despite being huge favorites. Anytime they have an impressive run of games, they always get big headed and sh!t the bed against a really crap team.

And they've had quite a few upsets in Arizona in hilarious fashion...walk off blocked punt in 08, giving up the 4th and long/missed extra point in 2010, Bot icing his own kicker in 2011
all that said, I don't believe we lose to a bad AZ team this time. Icing the kicker game was the most iconic. But we got them back in 2017 there. The DeMarcus Lawrence god tier game where he looked like a prime Lawrence Taylor on steroids for one night.

Currently posting from Denver Colorado

[MultiTroll]

They will probably move bland outside and have Lewis in slot along with Mukuamu
Know anything about Bland or Lewis?

Think Dallas is still easily the favorite?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Know anything about Bland or Lewis?

Think Dallas is still easily the favorite?

They're both good, above average starters, but Diggs is All Pro.

I like Mukuamu but more as a strong safety type or even a free safety if we lose Malik Hooker god forbid. He's 6'4" 220 and runs a 4.4, but the height works to his disadvantage at corner.

Diggs loss is a big hit to the secondary, but they were stacked there. The position they cannot lose one is inside linebacker, they're very thin there. If someone like Vander Esch (who has an injury history) goes down, prepare to get killed in the run game

[Mark Celibate]

Know anything about Bland or Lewis?

Think Dallas is still easily the favorite?

Like I mentioned before, no f*cking way am I taking Dallas as -12.5 favorites. Historically, these are the games on the road where they have big letdowns since they start feeling themselves after consecutive blowouts. Wouldn't be surprised if they've been ooga booga'ing all week in Uptown and come out completely flat in this game. The Cardinals have been competitive in both games this year, I think the Cowcucks escape this game by a FG

[GAustex]

What’s up with Bears coach resigning and the FBI poking around

[Thread]

Like I mentioned before, no f*cking way am I taking Dallas as -12.5 favorites. Historically, these are the games on the road where they have big letdowns since they start feeling themselves after consecutive blowouts. Wouldn't be surprised if they've been ooga booga'ing all week in Uptown and come out completely flat in this game. The Cardinals have been competitive in both games this year, I think the Cowcucks escape this game by a FG

That's real comforting, Mark. Thanks a bunch. But, unfortunately you are correct.

I want that new coach for the Cards hung with a 3-14 record this season. Let him crawl his way outta that hole.

[leemajors]

Biadasz and Martin out, oh my

[Millennial_Messiah]

Like I mentioned before, no f*cking way am I taking Dallas as -12.5 favorites. Historically, these are the games on the road where they have big letdowns since they start feeling themselves after consecutive blowouts. Wouldn't be surprised if they've been ooga booga'ing all week in Uptown and come out completely flat in this game. The Cardinals have been competitive in both games this year, I think the Cowcucks escape this game by a FG

Right, they might not win by 2 touchdowns and cover the spread, but they will win straight up

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Al-Jaffar Jackson is a fucking dumbass n!ggerbrain


that was the dumbest sack ever

Mark Celibate (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49544) Clipper Nation (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500)

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao and Justin Sucker leaves it short

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jordan Love :tu

Saints :lmao

Derek Carr out injured, Winston playing? Yikes

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Dolphins have 70--- SEVENTY--- points. :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Ravens choking at home, fans chanting bullshit over a non flag, losing at home to the worthless Dolts

[Mark Celibate]

Cuckboysssss!!!

[Will Hunting]

I’m gonna need to see the Cardinals up by at least 24 before I think they have a serious chance of winning this game

[DAF86]

Chris Jones already with a sack. He's playing less than half of the snaps, yet he's putting crazy numbers. It is unreal the impact he's having.

Makes you wonder if there isn't a strategy there: reserve your star D-lineman for obvious pass situations.

[MultiTroll]

:lol Ravens choking at home, fans chanting bullshit over a non flag, losing at home to the worthless Dolts
Replays show it was blatant.
Mahomes gets that call 10/10 as do most other teams.
NFL not going to promote a real nigga like Jackson.

[MultiTroll]

I’m gonna need to see the Cardinals up by at least 24 before I think they have a serious chance of winning this game
Thank you.
Cause i went fairly large and Dallas is my last parlay. ML only thankfully.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bland is absolute garbage on the outside. Diggs is team MVP, basically this season will be a repeat of Romo 2015 season where you win the first two games but lose your most important player and end up with 4 wins on the season

[Millennial_Messiah]

I’m gonna need to see the Cardinals up by at least 24 before I think they have a serious chance of winning this game

The Cowboys corner with the torn knee is their best player. Any QB can just see Dallas player number 26 outside the numbers and throw that way and it's an easy completion every time.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fuck Jourdan Lewis too, tbh :bang

We need Diggs back badly and he just tore his ACL. Corner is a gaping hole in an otherwise would-be elite Dallas defense in 2023.

[Millennial_Messiah]

............... And just like that it's back to 2018... 2021, 2022.

Can't. Fucking. Stop. The. Run.

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[leemajors]

I’m gonna need to see the Cardinals up by at least 24 before I think they have a serious chance of winning this game

Dak is having a zero pocket awareness day with 3 starting OL out and the defense is playing like shit

[Millennial_Messiah]

It's September 24th, not Halloween.

Way too fucking early for Dan Quinn to be wearing his Rod Marinelli costume.....

[Mark Celibate]

The Cowboys corner with the torn knee is their best player. Any QB can just see Dallas player number 26 outside the numbers and throw that way and it's an easy completion every time.

sons, it's the same thing that happens every year. They rack up some meaningless wins in September/October, see their name near the top of the meaningless power rankings, then they go ooga booga'ing/hitting the stanky leg at Uptown/Deep Ellum and lay an egg the next week tbh imho

[Millennial_Messiah]

Dak is having a zero pocket awareness day with 3 starting OL out and the defense is playing like shit

In other words, Dak is being his usual self, tbh?

[Mark Celibate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewufRwrayTI

^ Dallas Cowboys after their annual 20 point September win over a bottom feeding team

[Millennial_Messiah]

sons, it's the same thing that happens every year. They rack up some meaningless wins in September/October, see their name near the top of the meaningless power rankings, then they go ooga booga'ing/hitting the stanky leg at Uptown/Deep Ellum and lay an egg the next week tbh imho

I'd get off the interstate highway in Chicago before I would in the City of Dallas tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewufRwrayTI

^ Dallas Cowboys after their annual 20 point September win over a bottom feeding team

eeeeeeeeeeeeyup.....

[Fat Brandon Bass]

Has Dallas beaten Arizona since The Bot iced his own kicker on this same field? Curse of the Ginger?

[leemajors]

Lol why is Chris Christie in JJ's box in AZ?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Has Dallas beaten Arizona since The Bot iced his own kicker on this same field? Curse of the Ginger?

Yes. The 2017 Monday Night DeMarcus Lawrence God Mode game, tbh.

I believe we have lost every other time, both home and away.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lol why is Chris Christie in JJ's box in AZ?

but really, who is that guy? I was wondering the same thing. It's not McCarthy obviously.

[GAustex]

Chicago
How is it possible to be so bad

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cowturds actually lost the game. :pctoss

Season over.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Chicago
How is it possible to be so bad

Idk
Walk around the South Side by Englewood or Fuller Park by yourself unarmed for a summer's night and find out

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lose the half = lose the game

Game over, season over

[DAF86]

Fucking Jawaan Taylor still lining up ilegally, negating a 70 yds TD and getting Mahomes injured on the next play :bang

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fucking Jawaan Taylor still lining up ilegally, negating a 70 yds TD and getting Mahomes injured on the next play :bang

injury? what body part and how severe?

this would be a bigger headliner than aaron rodgers

[DAF86]

injury? what body part and how severe?

this would be a bigger headliner than aaron rodgers

Same ankle as last season. He didn't leave the game, but he's limping.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Same ankle as last season. He didn't leave the game, but he's limping.

Ouch. Likely no tears or breaks, but could keep him out a couple weeks.

At least it's not an ACL or Achilles or broken bone which would be season ending

[Spurs Homer]

Arizona center cocks his fucking head right before snapping the ball and dumbshit refs havent called him once

[DAF86]

If Arizona can run the ball like this against the Cowboys, then SF and Philly should own them too.

[Millennial_Messiah]

We're really gonna give Tony Pollard the 2014 DeMarco Murray treatment this year only to go 4-13 :bang

[Fat Brandon Bass]

:lol who was the dipshit that thought Chiefs and fucking Bears would make a good Game of the Week?

[DAF86]

Mike Danna with his 3rd sack on 3 straight games.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:pctoss

All that for a shitty ass field goal?

Shades of Jason Garrett

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol who was the dipshit that thought Chiefs and fucking Bears would make a good Game of the Week?

yeah, that should have been flexed to noon. wtf Fox/NFL. The Bears are quite likely the worst team in the league, and were so last year objectively. Their QB can't read a defense to save his life

[DAF86]

Jawaan Taylor benched.

[Millennial_Messiah]

OMG Penalties :pctoss Fucking Dumbasses :pctoss

just negated a fucking 50+ yard kick return deep into AZ territory, now we're gonna start what back by our own 20? Fuck this undisciplined trash team, this is like the worst of 2021 all over again

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jawaan Taylor benched.

If he can't line up half a yard behind the other four and he can't false start, he can't play.

[Spurs Homer]

Refs finally called that arizona center - took all fucking game and 10 cowboys penalties to see he was cocking his head right before snapping the ball on passing plays

[Millennial_Messiah]

:pctoss


Holding in the red zone, & another shitty red zone field goal. :bang :bang :bang

[Mark Celibate]

not able to watch the game atm, has Prescott attempted a pass over 6 yards yet or are they still being 'Dak friendly' on offense?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Nevermind the field goal.

ZERO fucking points.

:pctoss

[Mark Celibate]

:lol the black Chad Pennington

[Millennial_Messiah]

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

It's 3rd and long from their own goal line, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GIVE THAT UP???? :pctoss :pctoss

Fuck you Gilmore! Old slow piece of SHIT!!!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Micah FINALLY got a sack to get off the field... yeesh

Still down two scores after 3 quarters, getting the ball back... against a talent starved opponent... this is awful.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't like running on first and goal from the 10

Also looked like one of the backup OL got away with a hold again there

Still a shitty 2 yard gain because fucks can't block without holding

[Millennial_Messiah]

What a fucking brain dead trick play :pctoss Fat Mike

[Fat Brandon Bass]

:lmao quitting on the play just to look for a flag

[Millennial_Messiah]

1 on 1 fade on 3rd and goal, and Ceedee Lamb trying for the flag and not the ball. That's fucking loser football.

Yet another red zone field goal... this shitty team can't put it in the ocean... and we're still down 21-16 needing a stop, a touchdown, and another stop. Against arguably the worst roster in the NFL, in a road stadium with no home field advantage.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao quitting on the play just to look for a flag

Exactly. Lamb is way fucking better than that. If he stays the course and sticks his hands out for the catch, it's an easy TD. Real alpha WR1's don't squander those relatively easy man-to-man goal line fade type opportunities. It's obvious he has the talent to make that catch, but playing for the flag is loser mentality that is emblematic of the shitty owner's country club bitch culture.

[Millennial_Messiah]

No Diggs.... blown coverage.... WIDE THE FUCK OPEN.


What are you fucking doing Malik Hooker? :pctoss

[Millennial_Messiah]

FUCK. STEPHON. GILMORE.


:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[DeadlyDynasty]

What was the moneyline on the Cards?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Will Hunting

You were right all along about Stephon Gilmore

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[Millennial_Messiah]

What was the moneyline on the Cards?

Josh Allen is gay

[Mark Celibate]

What a fucking brain dead trick play :pctoss Fat Mike

sons , when you have a QB whose ceiling is the 4 yard curl route, you have to try and pull out all the stops to get the ball downfield. like that one playoff game a few years ago on third and long where they had to rollout the WR reverse throw with Cedrick Wilson since they don't have a QB on the roster who can convert that down and distance IMO

[Millennial_Messiah]

Based Will Hunting on Gilmore being a loser in coverage when it counts

[Brazil]

:lol the black Chad Pennington

You called dat shit like a boss tbh..

[Millennial_Messiah]

sons , when you have a QB whose ceiling is the 4 yard curl route, you have to try and pull out all the stops to get the ball downfield. like that one playoff game a few years ago on third and long where they had to rollout the WR reverse throw with Cedrick Wilson since they don't have a QB on the roster who can convert that down and distance IMO
I'd give Trey Lance a chance, tbh

I'm fucking fed up forever with Wack Prescott

[Millennial_Messiah]

number 1 defense's don't give up 28 points to a lousy roster team tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

"There is no foul on the play"

even though the fucking CB didn't even turn his head around and contacted early?

This is fucking rigged

[Brazil]

:lmao cowboys

[Millennial_Messiah]

Okay, Prescott is the worst QB in the NFL, and I'm officially done for 2023

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao cowboys

The silver lining is with performances like this and passes like that, he won't get his contract extended, and we save a ton against the cap if we cut him after this season

[DAF86]

Daniel Jones >>> Dak

Tbh.

[Brazil]

"There is no foul on the play"

even though the fucking CB didn't even turn his head around and contacted early?

This is fucking rigged

dat call was ridiculous tbh

[Spurs Homer]

All the hype went to the cowboyz heads

they cannot handle prosperity

[Millennial_Messiah]

dat call was ridiculous tbh

it was a bogus non call, but that doesn't excuse Prescott for being a turd

[Millennial_Messiah]

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[Millennial_Messiah]

All the hype went to the cowboyz heads

they cannot handle prosperity
Go handle AOC's Penis you ignorant communist libtard

[Millennial_Messiah]

Daniel Jones >>> Dak

Tbh.

My ex girlfriend's 17 year old dead cat >>>>>>>>>>> Dak, tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

:pctoss :pctoss :bang :bang :bang :pctoss :pctoss

[Millennial_Messiah]

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

No energy

No hustle

No heart

[Millennial_Messiah]

17 penalties.... and none of them false starts or DPI.

The really stupid, ugly, long yardage, ultra costly variety.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss


:bang :bang :bang :bang :bang

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm done

Done
Done
Done
Done
Done.....

[JasonGarrett]

game was over when McFatass went for it on 4th down, should've gone for 3 then iced his own kicker :smokin

[DeadlyDynasty]

Josh Allen is gay Mark Celibate had it right.

You got your hopes up again like a prepubescent retard.

Now you just lost to a team that everyone projects will get the #1 pick.

[DeadlyDynasty]

"There is no foul on the play"

even though the fucking CB didn't even turn his head around and contacted early?

This is fucking rigged
Yes, the NFL is pushing the Josh Dobbs narrative and jobbing the Forbes’ highest-value franchise.

Shut up, faggot

[GAustex]

I thought the Cards were tanking

[Millennial_Messiah]

Can we please agree. He must go. He's a fragile egg waiting to crack under pressure.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yes, the NFL is pushing the Josh Dobbs narrative and jobbing the Forbes’ highest-value franchise.

Shut up, faggot
Still, Trash Allen is gay and a career playoff choker

Also, Based Putin OWNS Ukraine and all of its souls, forever & all of eternity.

Suck on that for awhile.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I thought the Cards were tanking

Trevon Diggs in 2023 is like Tony Romo in 2015

We start off 2-0, lose our best player for the year, finish the season with 4 wins

[Millennial_Messiah]

OL played very well in the 2nd half considering all the injuries. Dak is who we thought he was. Good enough to keep a lead but cannot march down the field to win you the game. Bus driving.

[GAustex]

The Legend of the GOAT Vince Lombardi himself pushed the ‘aints field goal wide

[Millennial_Messiah]

Dak was beyond horrific in this game. I mean, he was just bad.




You don't re-sign Dak. You save over $30M against the cap by cutting him immediately after the season ends, which will most likely be after Week 18 this year.

Time to move on from Dak.

[clambake]

My ex girlfriend's 17 year old dead cat >>>>>>>>>>> Dak, tbh

Any chance the kid you abandoned >>>>>>>>dak?

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Legend of the GOAT Vince Lombardi himself pushed the ‘aints field goal wide

sure, just so the packers can get a worse draft pick and go 9-8 instead of 7-10 or whatever. Jordan Love will never be Rodgers or Favre

[Millennial_Messiah]

Any chance the kid you abandoned >>>>>>>>dak?

Yes, meliana >>>>>>>> dak for sure, at least she can pull a stroller with dolls whereas dak cannot carry his team, and meliana at the age of 3 can do four function math on her sesame street math toy thingy as per my ex's facebook post, while dak clearly cannot count the number of defenders in coverage waiting licking their chops ready to intercept dak's pathetic putrid pithy pass over the middle in the end zone

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm just happy my biological daughter has turned out to be a sweetheart and very intelligent and loving, very polite and happy little girl, she literally goes up to random strangers and gives them hugs... even if it's not with me in her life, honestly it's better that I'm not in her life because I'm a fucking emotional train wreck. Fuck me. But my biological little girl, I want nothing but the best for her, she is amazing

[Will Hunting]

Based Will Hunting (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17032) on Gilmore being a loser in coverage when it counts
Did I actually say that? I honestly don’t remember but I’ve def always said Gilmore is overrated.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Still, Trash Allen is gay and a career playoff choker

Also, Based Putin OWNS Ukraine and all of its souls, forever & all of eternity.

Suck on that for awhile.
Rough couple days for you. First Russia loses a number of ships and their Black Sea Fleet Commander to a country with no Navy. Then Dallas loses to a team with no NFL talent.

I’m sensing a theme here:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Did I actually say that? I honestly don’t remember but I’ve def always said Gilmore is overrated.

Yeah

Week 17 in 2019, when the Pats lost their home field advantage to Kansas City by losing at home to the 4-12 Dolphins the last game of the season. Which ultimately cost the Pats the bye and they lost in round 1 to the Titans. On the last drive Gilmore gave up catch after catch and the final touchdown to Miami/Fitzpatrick and you called him a n!ggertard or whatever

[Millennial_Messiah]

Rough couple days for you. First Russia loses a number of ships and their Black Sea Fleet Commander to a country with no Navy. Then Dallas loses to a team with no NFL talent.

I’m sensing a theme here:lol
Based Russia will always be better than sorry little Ukraine, the UN, and NATO :tu

[Mark Celibate]

:lol wait, MM seriously has a kid that he abandoned ? I thought that was a joke this whole time

[DeadlyDynasty]

Definitely a horrific loss since it wasn’t flukey. Cowboys only had one TO (desperation time), there wasn’t any crazy special teams shit, and the running game was going strong.

Yet they allowed Dobbs an 80% completion percentage and gave up over 220 yds on the ground. Arizona just gave them the business wire to wire today.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Based Russia will always be better than sorry little Ukraine, the UN, and NATO :tu
Look what Dak did to you:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Definitely a horrific loss since it wasn’t flukey. Cowboys only had one TO (desperation time), there wasn’t any crazy special teams shit, and the running game was going strong.

Yet they allowed Dobbs an 80% completion percentage and gave up over 220 yds on the ground. Arizona just gave them the business wire to wire today.
The common denominators are poor QB play, inability to score in the red zone (also linked to the QB), and massive amounts of penalties

[Millennial_Messiah]

Look what Dak did to you:lol

I fuckin' hate Dak. Have hated his ass for awhile. Was hoping that his broken leg in 2020 was the last we'd see him on the football field. He's trash.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Hell in 2019 I wanted Prescott gone after having such an underwhelming year despite having such a stacked team, particularly on offense that year

[Millennial_Messiah]

pathetic waste of 3 hours



Mccarthy and dak.

FRAUDS

[Millennial_Messiah]

We gave up 222 yards on the ground today . I recognize this is one game but I don't like what it says about the character of this team

[Millennial_Messiah]

Dak underthrew gallup and threw one of the worst picks I have ever fucking seen

[Millennial_Messiah]

Dak had plenty of time. The O-line wasn't the reason they lost.

The whole team was trash, especially McCarthy's awful redzone offense. This is typical Cowboys though. We look like we're doing something and then some team exposes us like Denver did, in both 2017 and 2021. This defense has a clear problem against the run game, Mike is scared in the red-zone and Dak still has an interception problem. Same flawed, 2nd round exit team we've seen the past 30 years. But this year they might not even make the playoffs. Fuck 2023. Let's get to 2024 already.

Honestly I feel like we might be on a 3 game losing streak. Patriots have a tough defense and can limit us. Then the 49ers are a flat out better team and will likely win the Super Bowl.

[DeadlyDynasty]

The common denominators are poor QB play, inability to score in the red zone (also linked to the QB), and massive amounts of penalties
Sounds like same old Cowboys tbh, especially the penalties.

SF and Philly are gonna masturbate feverishly to this game tape.

[Millennial_Messiah]

This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Cowboys. I am no longer a fan.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Sounds like same old Cowboys tbh, especially the penalties.

SF and Philly are gonna masturbate feverishly to this game tape.
Meh

Philly is overrated and not the team they were a year ago

The Niners are absolutely stacked and barring yet another injury plagued season, the clear favorites to win the NFC and probably the super bowl, tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Penalties were out of control. That’s on the coaching staff 100%. And, Dak, just for shits, because he claims to be some kind of a leader.
Playcalling (and Dak) was atrocious in the red zone.
Dak did not play well.
Defense got pimp slapped all day long.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jerruh made his mistakes over the years by not drafting good QBs to keep the pressure on Romo and Dak. Belichick always drafted solid QBs which kept Brady on his best game.

[DAF86]

Definitely a horrific loss since it wasn’t flukey. Cowboys only had one TO (desperation time), there wasn’t any crazy special teams shit, and the running game was going strong.

Yet they allowed Dobbs an 80% completion percentage and gave up over 220 yds on the ground. Arizona just gave them the business wire to wire today.

Nk67U-Q2Osc?si=cHVApVC8m0GyTtNJ

[clambake]

:lol wait, MM seriously has a kid that he abandoned ? I thought that was a joke this whole time

This hobbit is special

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol wait, MM seriously has a kid that he abandoned ? I thought that was a joke this whole time

No...

Her mother abandoned ME, not the other way around

She took off to fucking Wyoming. Wayyyyyyyyyyy out in the middle of NOWHERE.

[MultiTroll]

Dak McFatty Jerrah.

Trifecta

The going for it 4th and goal from the 4 at 21-13.
Close the gap with a fg McFatty.

[Millennial_Messiah]

This hobbit is special
Dumb joke. 5'8" is not a hobbit. And plus I'm a tall 5'8" because I always measure taller than the other 5'8" peeps and my long hair adds an extra artificial inch or so.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Dak McFatty Jerrah.

Trifecta

The going for it 4th and goal from the 4 at 21-13.
Close the gap with a fg McFatty.

I agree, but that wasn't the reason we got dicked down by a godawful opponent today

It's the quarterback, stupid.

[clambake]

No...

Her mother abandoned ME, not the other way around

She took off to fucking Wyoming. Wayyyyyyyyyyy out in the middle of NOWHERE.

You should probably, feverishly start editing everything you have said here about your kid.

[Millennial_Messiah]

"It's the quarterback, stupid"

-@Trill Clinton

[Millennial_Messiah]

You should probably, feverishly start editing everything you have said here about your kid.

What? I've said nothing but great things about her

[Millennial_Messiah]

also

it's going to be in the 90s with no relief in sight in San Antonio through mid October at least with little to no precip in forecast, I mean we can't buy a cold front to save our lives

Why did I even come back to SA in the first place? Nevermind dodging deer on the last leg of I-10 eastbound late last night...

[Millennial_Messiah]

Nk67U-Q2Osc?si=cHVApVC8m0GyTtNJ

do you think Chiefs win another SB this year or they fall short?

[Millennial_Messiah]

today was just .... :pctoss

[Spurs Homer]

This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Cowboys. I am no longer a fan.

lol

13 yr old teen girl meltdown

[clambake]

5’8” is not even 5’8” with you. Jesus


Seriously, if someone wants to crucify you here, it would be a cakewalk

[Millennial_Messiah]

5’8” is not even 5’8” with you. Jesus


Seriously, if someone wants to crucify you here, it would be a cakewalk

Cake walk is cream pie`ing your momma.

[clambake]

What? I've said nothing but great things about her

You better get to editing, chop chop

[GAustex]

Plenty of room on Green Bay bandwagon

[Mark Celibate]

Yeah

Week 17 in 2019, when the Pats lost their home field advantage to Kansas City by losing at home to the 4-12 Dolphins the last game of the season. Which ultimately cost the Pats the bye and they lost in round 1 to the Titans. On the last drive Gilmore gave up catch after catch and the final touchdown to Miami/Fitzpatrick and you called him a n!ggertard or whatever

i miss peak NFL forum DoK / Will Hunting :cry

[DAF86]

do you think Chiefs win another SB this year or they fall short?

So far it looks like the best defense in the Mahomes era. I like their chances with Mahomes and a top defense. Jawaan Taylor needs a brain replacement, though.

[Will Hunting]

i miss peak NFL forum DoK / Will Hunting :cry
2013 was peak NFL forum :cry

HarlemHeat’s power rankings
DD’s weekly black QB report card :lol

[Will Hunting]

Why did the Raiders decide to go from Carr to Gawoppolo? Talk about a totally pointless change in quarterback.

[baseline bum]

70-20 JFC
ROFL Struggle

[Millennial_Messiah]

2013 was peak NFL forum :cry

HarlemHeat’s power rankings
DD’s weekly black QB report card :lol

Symple, too

Also in light of recent news and events I offer you the opportunity to apologize to me for saying last year that I was "dropped on my head as a child" for declaring that the NJ 2024 senate race 'might' be competitive due to who the Democrat incumbent is.

[Millennial_Messiah]

70-20 JFC
ROFL Struggle

I hope they go to Buffalo and smash`em next week!

[Will Hunting]

Symple, too

Also in light of recent news and events I offer you the opportunity to apologize to me for saying last year that I was "dropped on my head as a child" for declaring that the NJ 2024 senate race 'might' be competitive due to who the Democrat incumbent is.
Be@ner Bob is getting primaried and has no chance at winning it, he’s getting kicked off the party line on the primary ballot.

That race is safe D.

[Spurs Homer]

lol Garra-palo is as bad as Dak...

[Thread]

We gave up 222 yards on the ground today . I recognize this is one game but I don't like what it says about the character of this team

Fuck me.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Be@ner Bob is getting primaried and has no chance at winning it, he’s getting kicked off the party line on the primary ballot.

That race is safe D.
Right, but he's going full reverse Donald Trump and trying to say it's a witch hunt and he'll never back down but the problem is he's been guilty and saved by the establishment before multiple times and now it's his third strike (at least) and the Democrat establishment seems to be fed up with him this time.

NJ-03 Democrat representative Andy Kim has taken steps to challenge Menendez in the primary.

If there's one thing the Dems are best at that the GOP is absolutely atrocious at at times, it's quickly galvanizing behind one nominee early in the primary cycle and not making for a heated contested primary between say an establishment branch vs. a progressive branch, sort of like what you saw in 2022 in establishment GOP vs. MAGA GOP. But in the past 5 years or so, the Dems have become quite consistent at being team players most of the time, and it's served them well electorally from 2018 up through the 2023 Wisconsin state senate election.

However Beaner Bob is rich, and won't go down without a fight. If someone like Kim wins the primary, yes it will be likely to safe D, depending on the national environment and what metric you use for likely vs. safe (I personally prefer LTE's metric of 15+% being "safe", but most seem to use 10+% as the barometer for "safe" which I disagree with)... I do believe NJ will go for Biden by a low double digit margin, not closer to 20%, so there's that. But it's not in jeopardy.

If Beaner Bob manages to win the primary, depending on the GOP candidate the race can be anything from lean blue to pure toss up. Jack Ciattarelli, for example, almost won governor a couple years back against a solid incumbent Murphy and a 20/1 spending disadvantage. Obviously you're going to need a moderate who's fairly pro choice and somewhat similar to Lee Zeldin on the issues and messaging.

Andy Kim is a popular incumbent in a 2020 Biden+9 house seat, so if he's the next senate nominee the Dems will have to defend a fairly purple open house seat.

[Will Hunting]

There’s so much laughably inaccurate bullshit in that post that I can’t respond to all of it on my phone. I’ll respond later.

[Millennial_Messiah]

There’s so much laughably inaccurate bullshit in that post that I can’t respond to all of it on my phone. I’ll respond later.

I think it's pretty accurate.

[MultiTroll]

I thought the Cards were tanking

:devil

[Will Hunting]

Right, but he's going full reverse Donald Trump and trying to say it's a witch hunt and he'll never back down but the problem is he's been guilty and saved by the establishment before multiple times and now it's his third strike (at least) and the Democrat establishment seems to be fed up with him this time.
You're not exactly helping your case that he can win a primary this time and you clearly don't know how New Jersey primaries work.

New Jersey has what's known as the "party line" ballot, where the candidates who get endorsed by the county chair are stacked together in the leftmost column of the ballot and all the non-endorsed candidates are off to the side. It basically makes it impossible to win a primary in New Jersey without the establishment's backing since all the low IQ minorities (a significant portion of the Dem base in NJ) get confused by the ballot design and just vote party line. Info below:
https://jpia.princeton.edu/news/how-new-jersey-political-parties-rig-ballot

In 2018 he had the party line spot on every major county's primary ballot yet his no-name opponent who had no money won 37.7% of the vote. I know winning his primary 61% to 38% in 2018 might seem convincing but it's actually unbelievably pathetic as an incumbent in New Jersey backed by the every Dem county chair.

The party line ballot saved him in 2018, and this time around he's not going to have it. The Norcross family controls politics in the populous Philly suburb southern counties, Don Norcross already said Beaner Bob should resign, and they're gonna back one of their own (Kim) over Beaner Bob in a primary. As for North Jersey - the Dem County chairs in Essex, Bergen, Passaic, Middlesex, Monmouth, Ocean and Morris have already said Beaner Bob should resign. That leaves only Union and Hudson as the populous NYC area counties where he might still get the party line spot, and they don't have anywhere close to enough votes to make up for all the votes Beaner Bob loses everywhere else. The only people who'll vote for Beaner Bob in the primary if he's not on the ballot's party line are barely-literate Hispanics obsessed with "LA RACA!!!!" and "machismo"


However Beaner Bob is rich, and won't go down without a fight.
This isn't an argument, it's just fortune cookie stoicism. Beaner Bob has never had to run in a competitive primary in his life. He was appointed to the senate seat in 2005 and won what are essentially rigged primaries as the establishment-backed incumbent in 2006, 2012, and 2018. As I already said, his 2018 performance was unbelievably pathetic too, which demonstrates just how inexperienced and bad he is running in a competitive election. If a no name candidate with no money can win 38% of the primary vote in 2018 despite Beaner Bob having the party line spot on all the populous counties' ballots, it means he's completely fucked without the party line spot and with extremely bad bribery charges looming.


If someone like Kim wins the primary, yes it will be likely to safe D, depending on the national environment and what metric you use for likely vs. safe (I personally prefer LTE's metric of 15+% being "safe", but most seem to use 10+% as the barometer for "safe" which I disagree with)... I do believe NJ will go for Biden by a low double digit margin, not closer to 20%, so there's that. But it's not in jeopardy.
Cory Booker won by over 13% in one of the biggest red wave environments ever (2014) and Hillary Clinton won the seat by 14% in 2016. There's no rational basis for your prediction that Biden would do worse in New Jersey than the most unpopular Dem candidate since Mike Dukakis did, and Andy Kim is an overperformer. He overperformed Biden by 8-10% in 2020.

NJ in general is one of the most inelastic states in normal cycle elections. Andy Kim would win by around the same 17% margin Booker won by in 2020.


If Beaner Bob manages to win the primary, depending on the GOP candidate the race can be anything from lean blue to pure toss up. Jack Ciattarelli, for example, almost won governor a couple years back against a solid incumbent Murphy and a 20/1 spending disadvantage. Obviously you're going to need a moderate who's fairly pro choice and somewhat similar to Lee Zeldin on the issues and messaging.
Beaner Bob could definitely lose the race if he's the candidate but your argument as to why he could is trash. Gubernatorial elections in NJ are off cycle, odd numbered year elections that almost always go to whichever party isn't in the White House because of turnout disparity (that's how Whitman won there in 1993 and 1997 + how Chris Christie won there in 2009 and 2013). The fact Gardner won in 2021 is actually bad news for the GOP's future in New Jersey and it just shows how much New Jersey's educated, high propensity suburban voters have shifted left.

Either way though, there's no rational basis for the assumption that Menendez can win. The county party bosses control New Jersey primaries, and all the important ones have already cast Menendez aside. The race would also still be lean D since it's in a presidential year and he'd get carried by the top of the ticket


Andy Kim is a popular incumbent in a 2020 Biden+9 house seat, so if he's the next senate nominee the Dems will have to defend a fairly purple open house seat.
This is where you're just making stuff up. Andy Kim's old seat was actually a Trump-won seat that Kim had to overperform in to win in 2018 and 2020, but NJ's commission made it a lot bluer in redistricting. It's now a Biden +14% seat (never was a "competitive Biden +9 seat") that even Gardner won in 2021 when the Dem turnout collapsed in the state (they intentionally used the 2021 Gubernatorial results when they drew the maps to make sure that a Dem would still win it in an awful red wave environment).

The NRCC wouldn't even spend money on the seat if it was open.

[spurraider21]

Why did the Raiders decide to go from Carr to Gawoppolo? Talk about a totally pointless change in quarterback.
never made sense

literally nothing McZieger has done has made sense

gruden/mayock were abysmal with their personnel decisions but they at least clearly had a vision and direction. there was 0 reason for even fanboy homer optimism this year, ive basically tuned out and just follow for fantasy football and am waiting around for basketball season. no matter what qb they end up drafting, i dont think anything matters until they can the gm/coach

the only team thats in a worse position than we are for sure is the broncos.

possibly the panthers as well, though i still think Bryce can be really good like russell wilson used to be

[MultiTroll]

Even if Diggs is healthy, this seems like a classic game that Dallas loses or barely escapes despite being huge favorites. Anytime they have an impressive run of games, they always get big headed and sh!t the bed against a really crap team.

And they've had quite a few upsets in Arizona in hilarious fashion...walk off blocked punt in 08, giving up the 4th and long/missed extra point in 2010, Bot icing his own kicker in 2011Gracias Senor.
Unfortunately I was looking for a 3rd and final team to add to my parlay and had already picked the 49ers in the Thurs night game.
Would not have bet on Bois if i had your info on Thurs.

Props for the accurate info.

p.s. that corner pass in the endzone was ruled NOT interference? WTF?!
Also 17 penalties facepalm.

[DAF86]

Burrow is so fucking overrated. I'm not saying he isn't great, but he isn't the unarguable 2nd best QB in the league after Mahomes. He's considered as such because of a SB appearance followed by an AFC championship game but, let's be honest, that success has always been because of the defense.

[MultiTroll]

^ Injured should not be playing.

[DAF86]

^ Injured should not be playing.

Sure, but notice how I wasn't talking about right now. I talked about the past 2 seasons, which is the reason most folks rank him as the 2nd best QB in the league (some even as the best, untill Mahomes put some sense into their skulls last season). The truth is that the unit that got the Bengals to the SB and the AFC champinship game, has always been the defense.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Burrow is so fucking overrated. I'm not saying he isn't great, but he isn't the unarguable 2nd best QB in the league after Mahomes. He's considered as such because of a SB appearance followed by an AFC championship game but, let's be honest, that success has always been because of the defense.
Who would you put above Burrow right now though (besides Patty obv)

I give the guy credit cause he’s a gamer and a winner. That 2021 run was amazing for the simple fact that he had one of the worst OL I’ve ever seen and was sacked 20 times in the postseason alone. He was a couple minutes away from winning a SB and then only a play away from getting them into FG range to tie it. A guy can only do so much when he gets sacked 9 times in the SB and takes 17 QB hits overall. Mahomes fared far worse under pressure in the 2020 SB (and no, I’m not saying Mahomes isn’t the best, just providing context).

In 2022 they got hosed with the Hamlin game and had to go on the road in a blizzard at Buffalo down 4 OL starters and he quickly put the Bills in too deep a hole. In the AFCCG the Chiefs had a very sketchy call go their way at the end that impacted the outcome of that game.

I agree his defense has helped quite a bit as well, but Joey B has been nails in his young career. There’s little doubt (aside from injury) that Cincy will be in the mix at the end of the year along with KC, Miami, and maybe Jacksonville if Lawrence can be more consistent

[leemajors]

Burrow is so fucking overrated. I'm not saying he isn't great, but he isn't the unarguable 2nd best QB in the league after Mahomes. He's considered as such because of a SB appearance followed by an AFC championship game but, let's be honest, that success has always been because of the defense.

lol their defense has been middling at best. Burrow has been good in crunch time.

[DAF86]

Who would you put above Burrow right now though (besides Patty obv)

I give the guy credit cause he’s a gamer and a winner. That 2021 run was amazing for the simple fact that he had one of the worst OL I’ve ever seen and was sacked 20 times in the postseason alone. He was a couple minutes away from winning a SB and then only a play away from getting them into FG range to tie it. A guy can only do so much when he gets sacked 9 times in the SB and takes 17 QB hits overall. Mahomes fared far worse under pressure in the 2020 SB (and no, I’m not saying Mahomes isn’t the best, just providing context).

In 2022 they got hosed with the Hamlin game and had to go on the road in a blizzard at Buffalo down 4 OL starters and he quickly put the Bills in too deep a hole. In the AFCCG the Chiefs had a very sketchy call go their way at the end that impacted the outcome of that game.

I agree his defense has helped quite a bit as well, but Joey B has been nails in his young career. There’s little doubt (aside from injury) that Cincy will be in the mix at the end of the year along with KC, Miami, and maybe Jacksonville if Lawrence can be more consistent

Your boy has put up better numbers (both in the regular season and the playoffs) consistently. There's this narrative that Burrow is Joe Cool, Mr. Clutch, while Allen is a choking interception machine, but in the playoffs Allen has a 17 to 4 ratio, while Burrow has a 9 to 4 one. Burrow has the same amount of interceptions in 1 less game played.

Let's be honest, the only reason Burrow is considered ahead of Allen is because Mahomes scored with 13 seconds remaining against the Bills defense, but played the worst game of his career against the Bengals in the following week.

Without 13, the Bills beat the shit out of both the Bengals and Rams that year and the narrative would be much different now. Heck, some people might even have Allen ahead of Mahomes.

[DAF86]

lol their defense has been middling at best. Burrow has been good in crunch time.

2022 Bengals' team rank in the playoffs:

Defense: #2
Ofense: #13 (out of 14 lol)

2021 Bengals' team rank in the playoffs:

Defense: #4
Ofense: #8

If their defense is "middling", then the offense is worse than that. This is the shit I talk about when I say people make narratives in their heads and just go with it, without actually checking the facts. This is exactly why Burrow is overrated.

[leemajors]

2022 Bengals' team rank in the playoffs:

Defense: #2
Ofense: #13 (out of 14 lol)

2021 Bengals' team rank in the playoffs:

Defense: #4
Ofense: #8

If their defense is "middling", then the offense is worse than that. This is the shit I talk about when I say people make narratives in their heads and just go with it, without actually checking the facts. This is exactly why Burrow is overrated.

They were ranked much higher than I assumed, #5 defense. You throw a lot of shit at the wall, this stuck. Congrats

Burrow has led 7 drives to win games in his first couple seasons, that is pretty good. He also threw for 6 tds in the national championship game as a senior. It's not absurd to say he is a clutch player.

[DAF86]

They were ranked much higher than I assumed, #5 defense. You throw a lot of shit at the wall, this stuck. Congrats

Burrow has led 7 drives to win games in his first couple seasons, that is pretty good. He also threw for 6 tds in the national championship game as a senior. It's not absurd to say he is a clutch player.

Sure, I'm not saying he isn't great, just that he's a bit overrated because of team success. He's easily a top 5 QB in the league, I just don't think he's the unquestioned second best QB if look at his individual stats.

[MultiTroll]

Burrow is so fucking overrated. I'm not saying he isn't great, but he isn't the unarguable 2nd best QB in the league after Mahomes. He's considered as such because of a SB appearance followed by an AFC championship game but, let's be honest, that success has always been because of the defense.
Yes with OT guaranteed, the way Mahomes forced Joseph Ossai to do a stupid phuck unnecessary roughness when he was 2 yards out of bounds with 8 seconds to play and not timeouts was just genius play by Patty. Definitely better then Burrow.

[DAF86]

Yes with OT guaranteed, the way Mahomes forced Joseph Ossai to do a stupid phuck unnecessary roughness when he was 2 yards out of bounds with 8 seconds to play and not timeouts was just genius play by Patty. Definitely better then Burrow.

With or without penalty, Mahomes was getting to FG range there.

[MultiTroll]

With or without penalty, Mahomes was getting to FG range there.
Assumes fact not in evidence.

[MultiTroll]

With or without penalty, Mahomes was getting to FG range there.
8 seconds and no timeouts. Bengals hug the sidelines or if necessary let the Chiefs catch a pass over the middle with the caveat of an immediate tackle.
Either way it's OT.
Sure it's possible Patty hits a quick 7 yarder or MahomesRef comes to the rescue. Far far more likely was:

End of Super Bowl Bengals on 4th down near midfield. Aaron Donals lines up way the hell offside and plants there. Not like he crept up to the line at the last second. It's an obvious call for the ref that lines up exactly between the teams on the side. No call and what a surprise -not- Donalson gets the sack.

Should have been automatic 1st down, Bengals ball on Rams 43 yard line with 43 seconds left.
Love Joey B's chances there to get the FG or even game winning TD.