***** OFFICIAL Week 4 Game Thread, Sponsored By The Fact That Dak Prescott Sucks Ass *****

[Millennial_Messiah]

#4 = SHIT :flipoff:flipoff:flipoff:flipoff

Quad birdie, well deserved, for our #4.


NFL TV Schedule and Maps: Week 4, 2023
NATIONAL BROADCASTS

Thursday Night: Detroit @ Green Bay (Amazon)


Sunday 9:30 AM ET: Atlanta vs Jacksonville in London (ESPN+ ; Chris Fowler, Louis Riddick, Dan Orlovsky)


Sunday Night: Kansas City @ NY Jets (NBC)


Monday Night: Seattle @ NY Giants (ESPN/ABC)


DET-GB will be simulcast on WJBK (FOX/2) Detroit, WGBA (NBC/26) Green Bay and WITI (FOX/6) Milwaukee.
ATL-JAX will be simulcast on WSB (ABC/2) Atlanta and WFOX (FOX/30) Jacksonville.

October 1, 2023 All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.



CBS SINGLE
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Miami @ Buffalo
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Baltimore @ Cleveland
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis

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Denver @ Chicago
Andrew Catalon, Tiki Barber, Matt Ryan

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Pittsburgh @ Houston
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

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Las Vegas @ LA Chargers (LATE)
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green





FOX EARLY
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Washington @ Philadelphia
Joe Davis, Daryl Johnston

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Cincinnati @ Tennessee
Adam Amin, Mark Schlereth

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LA Rams @ Indianapolis
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

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Tampa Bay @ New Orleans
Chris Myers, Robert Smith

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Minnesota @ Carolina
Alex Faust, Brady Quinn

UPDATES: Oklahoma City and Tulsa OK; Fort Smith AR: WSH-PHI to TB-NO (Wed)
St. Louis MO: CIN-TN to WSH-PHI (Thu)
Grand Rapids, Lansing and Marquette MI: WSH-PHI to MIN-CAR (Thu)
Anchorage AK: LAR-IND to MIN-CAR (Thu)


FOX LATE
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New England @ Dallas
Kevin Burkhardt, Greg Olsen

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Arizona @ San Francisco
Kevin Kugler, Mark Sanchez

[Millennial_Messiah]

BASED QUAD BIRDIE

https://media.tenor.com/9D81NZ3K5CEAAAAC/quarterback-dallas-cowboys.gif

[MultiTroll]

Dak indeed sucks, but WTH was the explanation given for the corner End Zone touchdown throw obvious defensive pass interference?

[DAF86]

lol St Brown just raped Douglas there.

[DAF86]

Jordan Love kinda sucks, tbh.

[DAF86]

This is gonna be another boring prime time game.

[DAF86]

Jordan Love kinda sucks, tbh.

Remove the "kinda".

[MultiTroll]

Goff +255 yards.

Do it Jared.

I prolly need GB to come back so Det doesn't run it the entire 2nd half.

[MultiTroll]

Need Lions / coach to cop a Chiefs - Dolphins mentality on O

[DeadlyDynasty]

Quay Walker’s simian brain strikes again

[DeadlyDynasty]

Nigs, need your advice:

at Flex, do I go with Breece Hall vs Chiefs or Jerry Jeudy at Bears?

[Will Hunting]

Nigs, need your advice:

at Flex, do I go with Breece Hall vs Chiefs or Jerry Jeudy at Bears?
Probably Jeudy…Hall hasn’t done anything since week 1 and I don’t see that changing against the Chiefs when the Jets will probably have to abandon the run by halftime.

Meanwhile the Bears are tanking while Sean Payton is desperate to turn things around.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Desmond Ridder is a very poor man’s Mariota. This should be the last NFL start of his career

[DeadlyDynasty]

After 3 and 1/4 seasons of agonizing frustration, I’m ready to cut Kyle Pitts once and forever unless he actually gets double digit fantasy points by games end

[MultiTroll]

Why are Bills +3 over Dolphins.
Home court, ok.

But to me Dolphins have looked dynomite.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Why are Bills +3 over Dolphins.
Home court, ok.

But to me Dolphins have looked dynomite.
Should be a very high scoring game similar to Week 1 Chargers vs Dolphins

Could come down to who has the ball last with enough time

[Millennial_Messiah]

Desmond Ridder is a very poor man’s Mariota. This should be the last NFL start of his career

He never should have started to begin with. Don't know why Atlanta didn't even make an attempt to field a competent QB.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Probably Jeudy…Hall hasn’t done anything since week 1 and I don’t see that changing against the Chiefs when the Jets will probably have to abandon the run by halftime.

Meanwhile the Bears are tanking while Sean Payton is desperate to turn things around.
Yeah, if there's anything to be said about the Justin Fields era Bears is, picking against them in a survivor bowl situation is a pretty safe bet.

[Millennial_Messiah]

it's amazing how the Rams could have such a hard ass schedule this year despite finishing last place in the division last year.

Today's win appears to be a gimme for McVay, but looking at the rest of their schedule, holy shit :wow

[DAF86]

Burrow getting the Tom Brady treatment, refs turning giveaways into 15 yards gains with made up calls.

[MultiTroll]

:lmao This new Baltimore O Coordinator is an overated clown.

[MultiTroll]

BS PI call in favor of Diggs.

[MultiTroll]

Who's got the secure stream goods?

My security is blocking everything.

[MultiTroll]

You Justin Fields haters hating on another Black QB. :rolleyes

[MultiTroll]

FFS that was some of the pussiest tag team tackling by Fish dbs.

[MultiTroll]

:rolleyes
L.Jackson pass short left to J.Hill to CLV 19 for 55 yards (J.Thornhill) [M.Garrett].
PENALTY on BLT-P.Mekari, Offensive Holding, 10 yards, enforced at

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao

Absolutely braindead decision by yet another first-round bust BQB, Bryce Young.

Taking a SACK on 4TH DOWN to end the game and go 0-4? :lmao

It doesn't take many brain cells to figure out you have to throw it into the endzone in that situation, throw it to your best receiver even if it's 1 on 3, Deandre Hopkins theory; you have to give your guys a chance, but taking a sack to end the game is NOT an option

Also, let's go WFT. Just tied the game again.






:rolleyes
L.Jackson pass short left to J.Hill to CLV 19 for 55 yards (J.Thornhill) [M.Garrett].
PENALTY on BLT-P.Mekari, Offensive Holding, 10 yards, enforced at
Here goes Mr. Conspiracy again... :rolleyes indeed

Ravens up 21-3. Scoreboard all that matters.

[MultiTroll]

Here goes Mr. Conspiracy again... :rolleyes indeed

Ravens up 21-3. Scoreboard all that matters.
Watch a game numby.
Cleveland is horrible today.

I'm directing it at all you dumbf's who link LJackson can't pass.
Ravens lead NFL in dropped passes / stupid penalties to erase.

[MultiTroll]

Idiot move by Bears coach not to kick the go ahead FG.

[DAF86]

Top 2 QB in the league with another putrid offensive showing, and don't give me the injury excuse, if you are out there, perform. If not, just let your backup take over, he won't do worse than what you're doing right now, tbh.

[DAF86]

I would have gone for 2 if I was Rivera.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Ron Rivera... DIDN'T go for two there?? :wow

[Millennial_Messiah]

McLaurin caught it. Stupid to call it incomplete on the field. There was green grass between McLaurin's second foot and the white line.

League rigged for the Eagles.

[DAF86]

4th and 1 from the 6 and Belichick kicks the FG. The game is passing him by, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

4th and 1 from the 6 and Belichick kicks the FG. The game is passing him by, tbh.

especially considering Dallas' defense hasn't done shit since Week 2 and their best defensive player is on IR with the torn ACL for the season.



After that Bland pick-6, I'm not worried at all about winning this game. Dan Quinn has never given up a 28-3 lead against Bill Belichick, or anything like that.

[MultiTroll]

Dobbs is doing pretty damn good and his receivers are catching tha ball.

I need the 9ers to cover 7.5 :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

I’m really impressed with Dobbs’ toughness. Dude is taking an absolute beating but he’s hanging in the pocket and delivering some clutch 3rd down throws. AZ is totally overmatched but they play hard for the rookie HC

[Robz4000]

Cards have been impressive tbh; at least when you consider how untalented they are.

[MultiTroll]

TD here 9ers, i do not want a FG.

[MultiTroll]

Purdy is 18-19 :wow

Cmon 49ers don't go all conservative on me now.
2 boring runs up the middle setting up 3rd down.

[Robz4000]

:lol Herbert got the first down there twice and the refs still didn't give it to him

[MultiTroll]

Am i seeing things or did Asante Samuel just fall down on purpose with over 2 minutes remaining?

[DeadlyDynasty]

That was nails by Herbert

[MultiTroll]

That was nails by Herbert
Could you imagine him with a real football organization?

[Mark Celibate]

:lmao leaving Parsons in during a 35 pt game in the 4th quarter. Classic Cuckboys piling it on in a blowout win against a bad team, meaninglessly padding the stats , etc

[Mark Celibate]

tbh Belichick needs to retire asap...ruining his legacy with games like this imho

[DeadlyDynasty]

Could AZ ruin the cover? :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Back to back drops save the SF cover

[DAF86]

Juwuan Taylor is gonna cost the Chiefs the season, tbh.

[MultiTroll]

Chief look like absolute ass since the 1st qtr.

Mahomes included.

[MultiTroll]

Juwuan Taylor is gonna cost the Chiefs the season, tbh.
Im watching distracted. What did he do?

[DAF86]

Im watching distracted. What did he do?

Holding on the endzone. Safety. But it's not that, it's the constant flags and if he doesn't lineup on the backfield, he doesn't know how to pass protect.

[MultiTroll]

Farking Jets keep making incredible throws or catches.

[MultiTroll]

Mahomes is playing like a slug. WTF?

[MultiTroll]

Juwuan Taylor is gonna cost the Chiefs the season, tbh.
Is he paid off or WTF was that tackle take down

[DAF86]

Juwuan Taylor :bang Just bench his ass.

[MultiTroll]

Juwuan Taylor :bang Just bench his ass.
Never have understood why NFL seemingly never subs in for linemen.

[DAF86]

RIP all those that had the Chiefs covering. :lol

[MultiTroll]

RIP all those that had the Chiefs covering. :lol
WTH was that?

A TD does clinch the game.

[DAF86]

WTH was that?

A TD does clinch the game.

What Mahomes did literally clinched the game. With a TD the Jets could still technically get a FG and TD with an onside kick.

[DAF86]

The Chiefs might actually need to get Mahomes another receiving option. These rookies ain't doing much.

[MultiTroll]

I had two parlays

A big one where KC only needed to win (moneyline)
A 2nd one to cover. What in the fuckity fuck?!

You clowns that say the NFL is not rigged are so deluded.

[MultiTroll]

What Mahomes did literally clinched the game. With a TD the Jets could still technically get a FG and TD with an onside kick.
Jets had no timeouts.

I guess that was the sure ending.

Wow what a way to fuck a lot of people out of a cover. Wonder if that also jacked the over and under?

[MultiTroll]

What Mahomes did literally clinched the game. With a TD the Jets could still technically get a FG and TD with an onside kick.
Besides the covers etc,
Could you imagine anyone who laid large propping on Mahomes Rushing TD. :lmao

Update
O/U was a range of 41.5 - 44 so Mahomes drastically altered it one way or the other.

I get it. The kneel down for a fact ended the game as NYJ had no timeouts.
The microscopic chance that Jets would score / onside score with at least 1 TD -----WOW.
Glad i laid larger on the MoneyLine and shit like this is exactly why i did.

[GAustex]

Shaky refs for Jets and Chiefs

[leemajors]

Never have understood why NFL seemingly never subs in for linemen.

Probably because every team has a Chaz Green on the bench who may be much worse than what's out there.

[MultiTroll]

Probably because every team has a Chaz Green on the bench who may be much worse than what's out there.
How? With 4000 applicants for every NFL opening how can there not be some super hungry much better player then Take Down Guy?

[leemajors]

How? With 4000 applicants for every NFL opening how can there not be some super hungry much better player then Take Down Guy?

Most teams are scrambling if one of their starting tackles is hurt. It's just one of those boom or bust positions.

[DeadlyDynasty]

https://x.com/nfl_memes/status/1708686753173770648

[Brazil]

Dat geno smith is the blackest of the blacks qb ever tbh…

[leemajors]

Danny Dimes lmao

[FrostKing]

Most teams are scrambling if one of their starting tackles is hurt. It's just one of those boom or bust positions.
Yup. Especially with how the game has turned so pass happy. Olineman have to be physically capable to block rushers while back pedaling AND they need to have one of the highest IQs on the field to recognize blitzes & stunts

[FrostKing]

https://x.com/nfl_memes/status/1708686753173770648
Best of luck to anyone defeating the Chiefs at the moment on a Nationally televised game with Taylor Swift in attendance

[DAF86]

Best of luck to anyone defeating the Chiefs at the moment on a Nationally televised game with Taylor Swift in attendance

Bunch of crying for nothing, tbh. That play was a definite holding, just because Sauce Gardner grabs every single snap and doesn't get called, doesn't mean the ones that the refs do decide to call are bad calls, tbh.

Besides, prior to that play, the Chiefs had two 1st and 10s taken back for penalties on that drive. If the refs really wanted to favour the Chiefs, they would have omitted those penalties.

[FrostKing]

Bunch of crying for nothing, tbh. That play was a definite holding, just because Sauce Gardner grabs every single snap and doesn't get called, doesn't mean the ones that the refs do decide to call are bad calls, tbh.

Besides, prior to that play, the Chiefs had two 1st and 10s taken back for penalties on that drive. If the refs really wanted to favour the Chiefs, they would have omitted those penalties.
I understand your viewpoint and I'm surprised how much slack social media is giving KCC etc

I did read one interesting argument - The League is protecting Mahomes. It has nothing to do with the Chiefs. If he were to leave for another team "the favorable calls" would shift to that new team.

I mean he essentially had 3 INTs on SNF. The 2nd highest watched game of the season. We are witnessing backlash for all the praise Patrick has received in his young career.

[DAF86]

I understand your viewpoint and I'm surprised how much slack social media is giving KCC etc

I did read one interesting argument - The League is protecting Mahomes. It has nothing to do with the Chiefs. If he were to leave for another team "the favorable calls" would shift to that new team.

I mean he essentially had 3 INTs on SNF. The 2nd highest watched game of the season. We are witnessing backlash for all the praise Patrick has received in his young career.

If they were really protecting Mahomes, his RT wouldn't be the most flagged player in the NFL by far. In the game against the Jaguars, they threw a flag on a phantom ilegal formation by Taylor negating a 75 yds TD by Mahomes, on the next play Mahomes re-agravated his injury on the right ankle because of the phantom call. So, if that's the case, then they are a doing a pretty shitty job at it, tbh.