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Thursday Dec 7th
New England @ Pittsburgh

Sunday
Tampa Bay @ Atlanta
Detroit @ Chicago
Indianapolis @ Cincinnati
Jacksonville @ Cleveland
Carolina @ New Orleans
Houston @ New York
Los Angeles Rams @ Baltimore
Minnesota @ Vegas
Seattle @ San Francisco
Buffalo @ Kansas City
Denver @ Los Angeles Chargers
Philadelphia @ Dallas 5:20 PM

Monday, December 11, 2023 515 pm
Tennessee @ Miami
Green Bay @ New York

[J.T.]

I really need the Steelers and Browns to keep losing. Browns might happen. Too bad the Steelers are on bye this week.

[MultiTroll]

TH happened to the Pats offense after that 21-3 start?

[MultiTroll]

Too bad the Steelers are on bye this week.
Pats 21 Steelers 18

[J.T.]

Pats 21 Steelers 18

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[FrostKing]

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[FrostKing]

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Crapfest

[MultiTroll]

Classic Dumbah team.

Have Rams stuffed on 4th down but lined up offsides for automatic 1st down.

Regular occurance.

[Brazil]

Entertaining rams ravens

[Robz4000]

This feels like a trap game for the Niners tbh.

[DAF86]

The Bengals not missing Joe Oburrowated. Who would have thought it?

I. I would have thought it.

[Brazil]

:lmao wtf rams

[MultiTroll]

:lol Ravens cover.

[DAF86]

The Chiefs are dogshit.

[Robz4000]

God damn that was a perfect throw by Purdy.

[Donald Sterling.]

The Bengals not missing Joe Oburrowated. Who would have thought it?

I. I would have thought it.

You also thought Mahomes was Brady, who could make no names look like pro bowlers. As we can see, you were wrong about that.

Imagine Mahomes going to the SB and winning it all throwing to Deion Branch, Troy Brown and David Givens :lol

[Donald Sterling.]

It sure was nice to inherit a team with Kelce, Hill, Watkins, but Mahomes is finally going through what the majority of NFL QB's have to deal with, and it's not pretty.

[MultiTroll]

It sure was nice to inherit a team with Kelce, Hill, Watkins, but Mahomes is finally going through what the majority of NFL QB's have to deal with, and it's not pretty.
Xactly.

When Lamar Jackson went thru that, and he still is altho there has been a slight improvement....
hE cAnT pAsS hE cAn oNlY rUn said the spouters.

[DAF86]

You also thought Mahomes was Brady, who could make no names look like pro bowlers. As we can see, you were wrong about that.

Imagine Mahomes going to the SB and winning it all throwing to Deion Branch, Troy Brown and David Givens :lol

I don't have to imagine shit, I just saw Mahomes win the SB with Juju Smith Schuster and MvS as his WR combo. :lol

Also, the Chiefs are looking like shit right now but I would pump the breaks on thinking they are done for the season. This wouldn't be the first time you come to troll here before time just to have Mahomes shit all over your fat ass, tbh. :lol

P/S: why do you always feel the need to log into your alt to come at me bro? What a pussy ass move, tbh.

[DAF86]

It sure was nice to inherit a team with Kelce, Hill, Watkins, but Mahomes is finally going through what the majority of NFL QB's have to deal with, and it's not pretty.

It only takes a historically laughable season in terms of drops for Mahomes to "go through what majority of NFL QB's have to deal with". I mean, if "going through what the majority of NFL QB's have to deal with" is still being among the leaders at every single major passing category.

[FrostKing]

Gentlemen please

[DAF86]

Oh, look, the Chiefs' offense looks good when dudes just do normal stuff like not dropping easy catches and running the right routes.

[DAF86]

And, of course, they go back to the drops on the next series. :lol

[DAF86]

And fumble. :lol

[DAF86]

Now Allen is the victim of an awful drop after an incredible play.

[DAF86]

Wait, how's that a catch? :lol

Lol "Chiefs get all the calls" crew.

[Monostradamus]

Never in doubt :lol this is the Chris Paul of teams

[DAF86]

That's a new way for a WR to fuck the Chiefs up. :lol

[Monostradamus]

Wow, they might actually win one

[MultiTroll]

Now its totally like a Jackson Baltimore loss. :lol

[DAF86]

There was a clear offside by the Bills on that 3rd down. How can you not call that?

[Will Hunting]

Hopefully for Mahomes he’ll be smart enough to raise hell if KC keeps going with the Belichick approach and forcing him to win with shit ass receivers.

[DeadlyDynasty]

They managed not to blow it despite their best efforts

[Robz4000]

Yeesh, the AFC is trash this season.

[Mark Celibate]

might be one of the all time best read option/pick play shootouts of all time tbh imho:monkey

sons, I feel like I'm watching Navy vs Georgia Tech right now

[Mark Celibate]

if I have a black QB on my roster not named Mahomes, I'm fining him $10,000 everytime he attempts a throw over 20 yards tbh imho

[DeadlyDynasty]

Dallas looking beastly lately. Too bad The Bot isn’t still the coach or next week we could have witnessed a ginger clapper singularity

[Mark Celibate]

Dallas looking beastly lately. Too bad The Bot isn’t still the coach or next week we could have witnessed a ginger clapper singularity

Yeah, Despite the black QB jokes this is easily the best Dak has played in his career (since the 9ers loss). He’s actually been playing really well although he still misses some easy throws too high sometimes. I’m skeptical this will continue in January of course

[GAustex]

Patty on her period this weekend

[MultiTroll]

Wait, how's that a catch? :lol

Lol "Chiefs get all the calls" crew.
I only saw the last 2 minutes but...
17-17 mid 4th Bills with ball
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[Robz4000]

:lmao Dak

[GAustex]

lol dak

[Mark Celibate]

why are these fagg0ts out there going Air Raid with an 18 point lead? Feels like The Bot is shadow coaching from the NBC booth tbh

[Mark Celibate]

meh I'll take the monkeyball mistake, as long as he keeps playing aggressive and doesn't revert back to Dak and dunk

[Mark Celibate]

:lol Dallas always seems to find all-time, Hall of Fame kickers who then get the yips and are out of the league two seasons later

[Robz4000]

Aubrey's a stud tbh.

[Mark Celibate]

:lmao lumping in Dak with the "great ones" like Rodgers and Montana

[Mark Celibate]

Ferguson is an honorary brotha, got that lifetime pass to the BBQ

[Monostradamus]

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[MultiTroll]

Collingsworth was saying the Dallas WR that got interfered with was supposed to have done what to get the call?

[Mark Celibate]

game, niqqas

Millenial_Messiah get the F*CK in here!

[MultiTroll]

How difficult is it to line up onsides?

Mahomes :cry:cry

[MultiTroll]

Dak still throwing long strikes. :toast

[Mark Celibate]

f*ck me, with the way Dak has been playing the last 2 months, these fagg0ts have me paying attention again...as long as they end up on the opposite side of San Fransisco there's really no excuse for Dallas to not break that NFC Championship appearance drought this year with how bad the NFC is as a whole. They'll get wrecked by SF of course, but losing before the NFC Championship to anyone else would be an absolute disgrace tbh

[Robz4000]

f*ck me, with the way Dak has been playing the last 2 months, these fagg0ts have me paying attention again...as long as they end up on the opposite side of San Fransisco there's really no excuse for Dallas to not break that NFC Championship appearance drought this year with how bad the NFC is as a whole. They'll get wrecked by SF of course, but losing before the NFC Championship to anyone else would be an absolute disgrace tbh

They're gonna see the Niners in the divisional round again tbh.

[FrostKing]

Eagles still control their destiny in the Division and have cakewalk final 4 weeks

49ers host Ravens on Christmas Day and trap game vs Rams to finish the season

Dallas has Bills, Fish & Lions. Not good


I would still feel confident if I'm Philly, but they are #1 seed or bust

[FrostKing]

But today we LOL @ Philadelphia Chiefs

[Robz4000]

Eagles still control their destiny in the Division and have cakewalk final 4 weeks

49ers host Ravens on Christmas Day and trap game vs Rams to finish the season

Dallas has Bills, Fish & Lions. Not good


I would still feel confident if I'm Philly, but they are #1 seed or bust

Eagles lose to the Seacucks next week imo. As long as Niners go 3-1 they'll be good.

[FrostKing]

Eagles lose to the Seacucks next week imo. As long as Niners go 3-1 they'll be good.
That is a hell of a game under the national radar. Seachickens too good to miss playoffs but sitting at 6-7

@ Seattle is a whole different animal

[DAF86]

https://turivers3.b-cdn.net/original/4X/f/c/1/fc10ec502998b0f8e9b2f1aecd2d366dcf327b2a.jpeg

Dee Ford flashbacks.

[Monostradamus]

:lmao what a Karen. Crying to the winning QB about a bad call (that wasn’t a bad call) is a new level of pathetic :lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47uDyVcKzyI

[MultiTroll]

Patty on her period this weekend
Ref Carl Cheffers states the obvious:

“Certainly, no warning is required, especially if they are lined up so far offsides where they’re actually blocking our view of the ball.”
“If it’s egregious enough, it would be beyond a warning. So really regardless of whether or not he was warned at other times during the day, if it was an egregious alignment to where he was over the ball — whether he had warnings or not — it would still be a foul.”

[FrostKing]

Josh Allen confused at 7-6. Bitting his tongue after all these brutal losses. Bad look for Patty.

[DAF86]

:lmao what a Karen. Crying to the winning QB about a bad call (that wasn’t a bad call) is a new level of pathetic :lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47uDyVcKzyI

At least he went to greet the other QB, unlike the Karen of all Karens and queen of bitch ass tantrums, tbh. :lol

[FrostKing]

At least he went to greet the other QB, unlike the Karen of all Karens and queen of bitch ass tantrums, tbh. :lol
To be fair you bought into the hype. Dynasty. Better than Brady.

We'll see maybe Mahomes will be a road warrior. Kielce is now an important game piece, no longer all season. Reid has one foot in retirement.

Mahomes is great but just like everyone else he is experiencing the downturn now.

[DAF86]

To be fair you bought into the hype. Dynasty. Better than Brady.

We'll see maybe Mahomes will be a road warrior. Kielce is now an important game piece, no longer all season. Reid has one foot in retirement.

Mahomes is great but just like everyone else he is experiencing the downturn now.

Folks way too eager to see the Chiefs fall. Slowdown a bit, I have a feeling you may end up looking quite stupid, tbh. :lol

[FrostKing]

Folks way too eager to see the Chiefs fall. Slowdown a bit, I have a feeling you may end up looking quite stupid, tbh. :lol
You are defending Champions. Expected.

[Monostradamus]

To be fair you bought into the hype. Dynasty. Better than Brady.
:lmao of course he did. His Brady Derangement Syndrome is so strong he latched onto the first contender for the throne.

If the Eagles ring, he’ll be on the Hurts hype train next.

[Monostradamus]

At least he went to greet the other QB, unlike the Karen of all Karens and queen of bitch ass tantrums, tbh. :lol
GOAT never whined about losing right to his competition. He was gracious in victory, and when he didn’t have anything good to say, silent in defeat.

Mahomes is getting influenced by his horse faced Karen wife, that’s for sure.

[DMX7]

Love those throwback jerseys

[Mark Celibate]

Yeah this Mahomes thing is weird. Reminds me of the time Andy Dalton went full scale Karen on JJ watt when he playfully called him the red rider BB gun.

anyway I saw Philly hasn’t won in Seattle since 2002 and some crazy long losing streak against the Seacucks for whatever reason. Could very easily lose that one and hand Sf the 1 seed IMO

[Robz4000]

Down goes Hill. Thankfully I got a first round bye next week.

[DAF86]

GOAT never whined about losing right to his competition. He was gracious in victory, and when he didn’t have anything good to say, silent in defeat.

Mahomes is getting influenced by his horse faced Karen wife, that’s for sure.

Brady chased ran a ref to the tunnel. :lmao

[Monostradamus]

Brady chased ran a ref to the tunnel. :lmao
Yeah exactly, he didn’t go crying to Cam Newton about it :lmao

[DAF86]

Yeah exactly, he didn’t go crying to Cam Newton about it :lmao

Right, he was such a spoiled little baby that he didn't even go to greet the opposing QB's at all when he got his panties in a bunch. :lol

[Monostradamus]

Right, he was such a spoiled little baby that he didn't even go to greet the opposing QB's at all when he got his panties in a bunch. :lol
Yeah it’s totally better sportsmanship to go up to the winning QB and say “you only won because of the refs! :cry”

You boy is a whiny little crybaby, and everyone knows it now, but just like him, you refuse to take the L like a man :lmao

[MultiTroll]

Punting team has to give the punt returner room to catch the ball, right?
Also you cannot touch the punt returner at all before he touches the ball, right?

#22 on Dolphins clearly commits a foul on Titan punt returner who *fumbled* the ball.
Well check it, Dophin jacked with his arm before he got a chance to field the ball cleanly.

[MultiTroll]

Pathetic Dolphins final series.
GTFO.

3rd down: Running back diverts from getting 1st down and instead goes out of bounds.
4th down: Don't even get a farking pass off.

[MultiTroll]

Did someone order this guy to NOT run for the 1st down?
Was he a bird brain at Texas A&M?

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.G7xT5TtG-W_aB5-Aa-cpIAHaEK?w=303&h=180&c=7&r=0&o=5&dpr=1.1&pid=1.7
DE'VON ACHANE

Otherwise having a great rookie year. 9.5 yards per carry.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Don't look now, but if Buffalo can manage to beat Dallas next week (tall order with how great Dallas looks) then here are the Bills and Dolphins respective schedules the final 3 weeks of the season:

Buffalo:

@Chargers
Patriots
@Dolphins

Miami:

Cowboys
@ Ravens
Bills

As of right now that Week 18 matchup has a TBD next to the gametime, but a Bills win against Big D next week could set up a primetime, winner-take-all regular season finale.

That choke against the Titans could really come back to bite them in the ass.

[Mark Celibate]

Don't look now, but if Buffalo can manage to beat Dallas next week (tall order with how great Dallas looks) then here are the Bills and Dolphins respective schedules the final 3 weeks of the season:

Buffalo:

@Chargers
Patriots
@Dolphins

Miami:

Cowboys
@ Ravens
Bills

As of right now that Week 18 matchup has a TBD next to the gametime, but a Bills win against Big D next week could set up a primetime, winner-take-all regular season finale.

That choke against the Titans could really come back to bite them in the ass.

Dallas still has to prove they can beat a good team outside the division on the road tbh. Buffalo should be favored until they prove otherwise IMO

youre right tho, Jerry firing GOATett a few years ago really robs us, the viewers, from a Bot vs Bot Jr all time clap-off IMO

[MultiTroll]

582 - 0

1st time since 2017 a team has choked off a 14 point lead with under 3 minutes to go.

I'm trying to get a media person to get a mic under Devon Archanes grill to ask him why he did not run forward for the gimme 1st down.
Games loss certainly not all on him, rather would be enlightening.

[Will Hunting]

Ferguson is an honorary brotha, got that lifetime pass to the BBQ
Sons I think you mean the “cookout”…they don’t call it a BBQ :lol

[Mark Celibate]

Sons I think you mean the “cookout”…they don’t call it a BBQ :lol

shoo my n1gga, you don got me all f*cked up! Looks like my Bix Nood vocabulary has been slippin' since moving out of Dindu/Fort Worth years ago. tbh we need a resident Tyrone at ST to autocorrect these things IMO

[DAF86]

Don't look now, but if Buffalo can manage to beat Dallas next week (tall order with how great Dallas looks) then here are the Bills and Dolphins respective schedules the final 3 weeks of the season:

Buffalo:

@Chargers
Patriots
@Dolphins

Miami:

Cowboys
@ Ravens
Bills

As of right now that Week 18 matchup has a TBD next to the gametime, but a Bills win against Big D next week could set up a primetime, winner-take-all regular season finale.

That choke against the Titans could really come back to bite them in the ass.

The problem is that Josh could easily win the Cowboys game single handedly, just to give the game away vs the Patriots. Nothing is a given with him.

[DeadlyDynasty]

The problem is that Josh could easily win the Cowboys game single handedly, just to give the game away vs the Patriots. Nothing is a given with him.

He's been great since we fired Dorsey. Turnovers will always be a part of his game, they just can't come in bunches like they have since Daboll left. Saw the craziest stat...Allen is responsible for 35 of 40 Bills TDs this year. Of course turnovers are going to be up with that kind of over-reliance on one player. He (rightfully) feels he has to do everything because our coach is dear-in-the-headlights in any close game

[DAF86]

He's been great since we fired Dorsey. Turnovers will always be a part of his game, they just can't come in bunches like they have since Daboll left. Saw the craziest stat...Allen is responsible for 35 of 40 Bills TDs this year. Of course turnovers are going to be up with that kind of over-reliance on one player. He (rightfully) feels he has to do everything because our coach is dear-in-the-headlights in any close game

And you thought Joe Oburrowated was better than your guy.

[DeadlyDynasty]

And you thought Joe Oburrowated was better than your guy.
Frustration was boiling over, what can I say...I was just directing it at the wrong guy. Although to be fair Week 1 was clearly Josh Allen's fault. The rest is coaching

[FrostKing]

Team Stats
49ers::
- last in pass attempts per game
- 3rd in passing yards

[DeadlyDynasty]

Team Stats
49ers::
- last in pass attempts per game
- 3rd in passing yards

Rooting for a 1993 Championship Game Sunday again...Aikman vs. Young. Montana vs. Kelly

[Will Hunting]

shoo my n1gga, you don got me all f*cked up! Looks like my Bix Nood vocabulary has been slippin' since moving out of Dindu/Fort Worth years ago. tbh we need a resident Tyrone at ST to autocorrect these things IMO
:lmao remember how we were discussing their behavior in airports

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[MultiTroll]

DindoNuffin

Kadarius Toney Accuses NFL of Lying About Offsides Penalty (kckingdom.com) (https://kckingdom.com/posts/kadarius-toney-accuses-nfl-lying-offsides-penalty-01hhmtw1yb6y?utm_source=RSS)

[Mark Celibate]

:lmao remember how we were discussing their behavior in airports

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sons there’s really few places to hide anymore from the ‘du.

im convinced if i moved into a 500 ft underground nuclear fallout shelter in the middle of Antarctica, it would only be a few months before I heard the familiar rumble of “bmmmm bmmmm tsssss tsssss” thumping through the ice sheet

[DeadlyDynasty]

sons there’s really few places to hide anymore from the ‘du.

im convinced if i moved into a 500 ft underground nuclear fallout shelter in the middle of Antarctica, it would only be a few months before I heard the familiar rumble of “bmmmm bmmmm tsssss tsssss” thumping through the ice sheet
:lmao

[Will Hunting]

sons there’s really few places to hide anymore from the ‘du.

im convinced if i moved into a 500 ft underground nuclear fallout shelter in the middle of Antarctica, it would only be a few months before I heard the familiar rumble of “bmmmm bmmmm tsssss tsssss” thumping through the ice sheet
They used to confine themselves to the really shitty airlines (Spirit, Frontier, etc.) but post-COVID they've been using the more mainstream airlines and it's like watching a monkey adjust to a new habitat after being raised in a jungle where anything goes.

We need more brave souls like this guy :lol

nk3qpCYVK4s

[MultiTroll]

Babyface / Chargers

Scammost family going to wait til the end of the year to hire a new coach?

What a trainwreck.

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lmao remember how we were discussing their behavior in airports

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I'd like to see our nation's best anthropologists and zoologists explain this behavior to me.

[Mark Celibate]

They used to confine themselves to the really shitty airlines (Spirit, Frontier, etc.) but post-COVID they've been using the more mainstream airlines and it's like watching a monkey adjust to a new habitat after being raised in a jungle where anything goes.

We need more brave souls like this guy :lol

nk3qpCYVK4s

I think there has to have been some major transfer of wealth to the dindus post COVID. Either from the DEI push or relocating section 8s all over the place (hard to track this down, obviously). From a personal perspective, sometime around late 2019 I went from interviewing Whites/Asians in high tech to almost a complete 180 of 80% of the candidates recruiters sent my way being Shitavious Martins. Pretty much completely overnight too. Going out to the bars in Addison went from a typical yuppy crowd in 2019 to feeling like I was in Mogadishu, Somalia just two years later in early 2021. Not a coincidence many bars started closing due to "higher operating costs" around that time too.

This article is the closest thing I've found published by the mainstream media to back up what we've been talking about

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2023-black-lives-matter-equal-opportunity-corporate-diversity/#:~:text=Bloomberg%20obtained%202020%20and%202021, for%20which%20this%20data%20exists.

[Will Hunting]

I think there has to have been some major transfer of wealth to the dindus post COVID. Either from the DEI push or relocating section 8s all over the place (hard to track this down, obviously). From a personal perspective, sometime around late 2019 I went from interviewing Whites/Asians in high tech to almost a complete 180 of 80% of the candidates recruiters sent my way being Shitavious Martins. Pretty much completely overnight too. Going out to the bars in Addison went from a typical yuppy crowd in 2019 to feeling like I was in Mogadishu, Somalia just two years later in early 2021. Not a coincidence many bars started closing due to "higher operating costs" around that time too.

This article is the closest thing I've found published by the mainstream media to back up what we've been talking about

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2023-black-lives-matter-equal-opportunity-corporate-diversity/#:~:text=Bloomberg%20obtained%202020%20and%202021, for%20which%20this%20data%20exists.
Yeah COVID is definitely when avoiding the dindus started becoming a lot more difficult. The area of DC I lived in was one of the most aggressively gentrified areas in the District in 2019 and it's done nothing but backslide since 2021 to the point where a semi-attractive white woman couldn't walk down the major street closest to where I lived without getting catcalled or referred to as SHAWTY anymore.

[FrostKing]

Rooting for a 1993 Championship Game Sunday again...Aikman vs. Young. Montana vs. Kelly
Bigly game on Sunday. I agree I see road victory for Bills. The Billies resurgence continues!