Week 15 sponsored by Bill Bellicheats blow up Brady Doll springing a leak

[MultiTroll]

Thursday
Chargers @ Vegas

Saturday, December 16, 2023
Minnesota @ Cincinnati
Pittsburgh @ Indianapolis
Denver @ Detroit

Sunday, December 17
Chicago @ Cleveland
Tampa Bay @ Green Bay
Houston @ Tennessee
New York Jets @ Miami
Kansas City @ New England
New York Giants @ New Orleans
Atlanta @ Carolina
Washington @ Los Angeles Rams
San Francisco@ Arizona
Dallas @ Buffalo
Baltimore @ Jacksonville 5:20 PM Eve Game

Monday Night Football
Philadelphia @ Seattle

[DeadlyDynasty]

Thursday
Chargers @ Vegas

Saturday, December 16, 2023
Minnesota @ Cincinnati
Pittsburgh @ Indianapolis
Denver @ Detroit

Sunday, December 17
Chicago @ Cleveland
Tampa Bay @ Green Bay
Houston @ Tennessee
New York Jets @ Miami
Kansas City @ New England
New York Giants @ New Orleans
Atlanta @ Carolina
Washington @ Los Angeles Rams
San Francisco@ Arizona
Dallas @ Buffalo
Baltimore @ Jacksonville 5:20 PM Eve Game

Monday Night Football
Philadelphia @ Seattle

I'd be happy with wins from:

Bills
Vikings
Colts
Lions
Bears
Titans
Jets
Patriots
Ravens

[Mark Celibate]

Long winning streak, Super Bowl talk, Dak in MVP conversations, etc...methinks this is setting up for a classic Dallas faceplant on the road and then a better showing when they play in Miami. Wouldn't be surprised to see Buffalo pull off a comfortable victory going away IMO

Also, Tyrone/Jamals/spics dont do well in the cold (99% of Cowboy fans outside of DFW), so I dont think Dallas will have that many fans in Buffalo that they normally do on the road

[J.T.]

Wow that 63 point beatdown got the Chargers head coach and GM fired. Bill Belichick, come on down!

[DAF86]

Serious question bros, should the Bengals trade Joe's overrated ass?

[Blake]

Serious question bros, should the Bengals trade Joe's overrated ass?

Hasn't he been sorta injured all year? He just doesn't seem right

[DAF86]

Hasn't he been sorta injured all year? He just doesn't seem right

He's injured every season, tbh. I don't see the reason to be paying 55 millions per year on a QB just to throw 2 air yards screen passes and score 21 pts per game. Might as well spend all that money on keeping that beast receiving core intact and beefing up the O-line, tbh.

[FrostKing]

Serious question bros, should the Bengals trade Joe's overrated ass?
:lol

You're stealing my material

[FrostKing]

Assuming I can't take Purdy, I still rate Burrow #2. He shreds defenses down field doesn't just nickle & dime. Doesn't pout on the field, strong leader. Good movement in the pocket, isn't fooled with coverage.

[DAF86]

Assuming I can't take Purdy, I still rate Burrow #2. He shreds defenses down field doesn't just nickle & dime. Doesn't pout on the field, strong leader. Good movement in the pocket, isn't fooled with coverage.

Every time I see the Bengals play, it is a screen pass 90% of the time.

[FrostKing]

Every time I see the Bengals play, it is a screen pass 90% of the time.
Off topic but do you remember the Rich Gannon SB Raiders with Rice, Brown, Porter & Garner

They started this.

[DAF86]

Off topic but do you remember the Rich Gannon SB Raiders with Rice, Brown, Porter & Garner

They started this.

Those are some of the first NFL memories I have. The Bucs beating the shit out of those Raiders in the SB.

Gannon wasn't lauded as the second best QB by everybody, though. Also, they scored more than 20 pts per game.

[FrostKing]

Those are some of the first NFL memories I have. The Bucs beating the shit out of those Raiders in the SB.

Gannon wasn't lauded as the second best QB by everybody, though. Also, they scored more than 20 pts per game.
Almost all the Super Bowls were blowouts up to that point. It was San Diego. The Raiders center had a mental breakdown and disappeared into Tijuana.

Gruden was traded to the Bucs. Tampa probably wins anyway but that was disgraceful showing infront of the California fans and Raiders haven't been anywhere back.


I liked that Raiders team. Had bunch of veterans Rod Woodson, Romanowski, Janikowski. Charles Woodson.


Damn you youngin or what DAF? My first memory is 1992 after we immigrated in 1988 :lol

[FrostKing]

Best Super Bowls I watched

1. 1998 - Broncos over Packers: 13game AFC losing streak snapped over the defending champions
2. 2008 - Giants over Patriots: Perfect season crushed
3. 2014 - Patriots over Seahawks: Brady's signature game

[DAF86]

Almost all the Super Bowls were blowouts up to that point. It was San Diego. The Raiders center had a mental breakdown and disappeared into Tijuana.

Gruden was traded to the Bucs. Tampa probably wins anyway but that was disgraceful showing infront of the California fans and Raiders haven't been anywhere back.


I liked that Raiders team. Had bunch of veterans Rod Woodson, Romanowski, Janikowski. Charles Woodson.


Damn you youngin or what DAF? My first memory is 1992 after we immigrated in 1988 :lol

I'm not old, but not that young either, I just didn't get into the NFL as young as I did with soccer and the NBA. First NBA memories I have are MJ's Bulls in the mid 90's.

[FrostKing]

I'm not old, but not that young either, I just didn't get into the NFL as young as I did with soccer and the NBA. First NBA memories I have are MJ's Bulls in the mid 90's.
We are likely the same age brother. I notice it's theme on these message boards :lol

Ya I wasn't in love with NFL either. Fortunately my folks got me into Little League baseball. I tried Boy Scouts and didn't like it. Our neighbor recommended baseball. I ended up good and fell in love with Sports in America. MLB remains my American blanket. Most my close buddies love it too.

[J.T.]

2014 - Patriots over Seahawks: Brady's signature game

You think this is his signature game and not the 28-3 Super Bowl against the Falcons?

[FrostKing]

You think this is his signature game and not the 28-3 Super Bowl against the Falcons?
Possibly the Warner/Faulk Rams but that is the best team Brady defeated in the Super Bowl. To mount a comeback against that Seahawks secondary.

Maybe I am bias but before the game I announced if Tom stops the Seahawks from going Back2Back I will concede he is the NFL #1 QB


Falcons I watched and we all knew Patriots would find a way. Those Falcons had no hardware.



Those Seahawks are Top 3 team he ever beat. Rams and pick a Manning team.
Honorable mention: Ravens, 2006 Chargers :lol My buddies still talk about this from time to time

[Thread]

I need the Suns,,,,,,,,,I mean the Cardinals to lose today. I need it bad. I'm gonna watch it live and I want to enjoy it, GD it.

49'er's act like somebody today, GD IT!

[Thread]

I need the Suns,,,,,,,,,I mean the Cardinals to lose today. I need it bad. I'm gonna watch it live and I want to enjoy it, GD it.

49'er's act like somebody today, GD IT!

Well, I need the Suns to lose today as well, but, I would let the Suns win if I could get a Cardinal's loss first.

[J.T.]

I need the Suns,,,,,,,,,I mean the Cardinals to lose today. I need it bad. I'm gonna watch it live and I want to enjoy it, GD it.

49'er's act like somebody today, GD IT!

I'm no fortune teller but something tells me your wish will come true.

[Thread]

I'm no fortune teller but something tells me your wish will come true.

One would think that, huh?...

"They're a good team, and we will learn from this loss. That Murray, oh, wow. That James Connor, so powerful, we just couldn't stop him. That Gammon, he's one terrific young coach. They're a good team and will be an impact team next season. Back to the drawing board for us. Wow."

[MultiTroll]

Lions’ Dan Campbell Sounds Off on GM Brad Holmes After Beating Broncos (msn.com) (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/lions-dan-campbell-sounds-off-on-gm-brad-holmes-after-beating-broncos/ar-AA1lCpXU?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=9bc0f7c64c2d48339577e11c8bdbe9ee&ei=15)

Solid 2023 draft picks.
Jammer Gibbs RB Alabama already up to 800 yards.
Laporta 71 catches 750 yards 9 TDs.

Gibbs and LaPorta. “It’s a hell of a job by him once again.
“Took a lot of criticism for those two picks. But they look like they’re ok, so I’m glad we’ve got them.”
Gibbs (Alabama) rushed for 100 yards on just 11 carries, as he averaged 9.1 yards per rush. He also had a rushing touchdown and a receiving score on 2 catches for 8 yards.
LaPorta had 5 receptions for 56 yards. Again, 3 of those catches were touchdowns.

[MultiTroll]

You think this is his signature game and not the 28-3 Super Bowl against the Falcons?
1. The pass he threw 15 yards out of bounds and got the defensive pass interference call on Honey Badger Chief DB.

[MultiTroll]

Pickens does seem like a massive phaggot in the Antonio Brown mold....
However any block at the end of this play would have been too late or clipping.
Still a pathetic look.
Should Tomlin have Pickens join the Pittsburg ballet?
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[MultiTroll]

Dak had a ton of room to run on that sack.

Runs backwards into the pursuit.

[Mark Celibate]

Still early but so far looks like Dak's 2 month hot streak was fools gold per par etc

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fuck Trash Allen and Fuck these refs.

[Millennial_Messiah]

A bogus RTP, roughing the punter, and bogus ruling Diggs down when he clearly fumbled and we recovered, gift wrapping all 3 of the BillyFaggots' 3 TD drives. Plus that bogus holding call on our first offensive possession on Smith.

Refs 21, Faggots 0, Cowboys 3-14 tbh :td

Fuck 2023 and everything about it, shoot 2023 dead with bazookas and RPGs, let's get 2024 started already.

#Fuck2023

[Mark Celibate]

:lol yep Fools Gold as expected, had a feeling...halftime and not even on track for 100 yards. Seen this 5125332 times now in his career, should have known better imho

Just amazing that the switch gets flipped everytime he goes on the road and plays a good team and just looks completely lost tbh.

[Robz4000]

Brock Purdy is him.

[DAF86]

Cowboys are who we thought they were.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fuck 2023, every single day, every single last bit of it, fuck it for existing... fuck 2023 forever... fuck 2023 for getting in the way of 2024... shoot 2023 dead, kill it with fire tbh.




:lol yep Fools Gold as expected, had a feeling...halftime and not even on track for 100 yards. Seen this 5125332 times now in his career, should have known better imho

Just amazing that the switch gets flipped everytime he goes on the road and plays a good team and just looks completely lost tbh.

And you wonder why I didn't prematurely jack off over beating the Eagles at home. I'm a couple months from being 30, and seen this movie way too many times before, with both Romo/Prescott.

If you can't win on the road, you can't win in the NFL, you're just the Saints of the last generation, except for the fact Prescott has half the brain of Drew Breesus. 8-0 at home and 3-5 on the road, perennial second round exit.

Fuck 2023, fuck it to hell. Kill it with fire.



Brock Purdy is him.

No doubt about it... Big Cock Brock is the MVP.

Wack Prescott, isn't.

[Mark Celibate]

Fuck 2023, every single day, every single last bit of it, fuck it for existing... fuck 2023 forever... fuck 2023 for getting in the way of 2024... shoot 2023 dead, kill it with fire tbh.





And you wonder why I didn't prematurely jack off over beating the Eagles at home.

If you can't win on the road, you can't win in the NFL, you're just the Saints of the last generation, except for the fact Prescott has half the brain of Drew Breesus. 8-0 at home and 3-5 on the road, perennial second round exit.

Fuck 2023, fuck it to hell. Kill it with fire.

sons not over yet. The Bills are about to be the next victim of another epic Cuckott garbage time performance. I see a 2 TD explosion coming in the 4th and another moral victory added to his storybook career tbh imho

[Mark Celibate]

even Garbage Time Dak is a no show today tbh

[monosylab1k]

Every playoff team is praying the Bengals keep winning. Nobody wants to face Buffalo playing at their full potential.

[monosylab1k]

This is a scenario where the NFL needs a playoff selection committee. Whatever 6/7 seed teams come out in the AFC would instantly get dropped in favor of the Bills.

[Thread]

I got what I wanted:

1. Trump made President.
2. The Cardinals got trucked.

[DeadlyDynasty]

sons not over yet. The Bills are about to be the next victim of another epic Cuckott garbage time performance. I see a 2 TD explosion coming in the 4th and another moral victory added to his storybook career tbh imho
You called it bro. Absolutely nothing pointed to his play going from MVP level for 2 months to Quincy Carter in one fell swoop. I get the James Cook outlier game but what the hell was going on with their offense/OL?

Please take it out on Miami next week

[DeadlyDynasty]

This is a scenario where the NFL needs a playoff selection committee. Whatever 6/7 seed teams come out in the AFC would instantly get dropped in favor of the Bills.
You’ve seen this year’s Bills. It would be just like them to beat the SB Champs and hottest team in the league and follow it up with losses to Easton Stick and Bailey Zappe.

[Mark Celibate]

You called it bro. Absolutely nothing pointed to his play going from MVP level for 2 months to Quincy Carter in one fell swoop. I get the James Cook outlier game but what the hell was going on with their offense/OL?

Please take it out on Miami next week


sorry sons, but Cuckott giveth and Cuckott also taketh away. Expect another clunker from him next week tbh. Even during the COVID year, he couldn't play on the road and got rattled by artificial crowd noise.

the good news is that due to "differences in the demographics" between Miami and Buffalo, there will be a lot more Cowboy fans in Miami so maybe he'll get tricked into thinking it's a home game imho

[Monostradamus]

Is Trevor Lawrence good?

[Borosai]

:elephant

[MultiTroll]

Is Trevor Lawrence good?
He's not as bad as the stats show last night vs Baltimore.
Numerous dropped passes by butterfingered receivers, something a good number of current QBs suffer from.
2 missed FGs early.

He did have a rather comical fumble that was 100 induced by himself as he ran. Untouched, he brain farted the ball away. On the Ravens eh about 15 yard line. That was costly.
Jags running game was inept vs Ravens. Lawrence led with 41 yards. The entire team had 31 yards other then him.

Conclusion:

Not enough help.
Is good QB.
Not great.

[J.T.]

Please football gods let the Colts win out and the Jags win two or fewer games the rest of the season, thus setting up a wild card rematch with the Browns so we can avenge the refs stealing that game from us earlier this season. You can do whatever you want with the rest of the playoff bracket, even letting the Cowboys win if you want. Amen.

[Fat Brandon Bass]

Fuck 2023, every single day, every single last bit of it, fuck it for existing... fuck 2023 forever... fuck 2023 for getting in the way of 2024... shoot 2023 dead, kill it with fire tbh.





And you wonder why I didn't prematurely jack off over beating the Eagles at home. I'm a couple months from being 30, and seen this movie way too many times before, with both Romo/Prescott.

If you can't win on the road, you can't win in the NFL, you're just the Saints of the last generation, except for the fact Prescott has half the brain of Drew Breesus. 8-0 at home and 3-5 on the road, perennial second round exit.

Fuck 2023, fuck it to hell. Kill it with fire.




No doubt about it... Big Cock Brock is the MVP.

Wack Prescott, isn't.

Dak plays well against good teams inside the division. Outside of that, nothing the Cowcucks do can ever be taken seriously until they beat a good team on the road outside of the division. Doesn't matter if they win 80-0, break all kinds of scoring records, point differentials etc. The only time Prescott has beaten a good, non NFC East team on the road I believe was @ Pittsburgh his rookie year. No coincidence, that was also Zeke's signature game that year including taking an 80 yard screen to the house, but that's literally the only time in his entire career that I can remember Dak showing up on the road against a good non-NFC East team. Heck, his road record against good NFC East teams isn't even good off the top of my head (2016 clunker @ NY, 2018 loss at Washington, failing to score the game winning TD on 1st and goal from the 6 against Philly this year etc)

I have no idea how someone can go from playing like the Black Peyton Manning at home one week then turn into the Black Nathan Peterman in important road games, but that’s just who he is and it’s been happening for 8 seasons now. When do you move on?

[MultiTroll]

been happening for 8 seasons now. When do you move on?
Jerrahs pet.

[Blake]

Dak plays great at home in the comforts of jerrahdome. Kinda like Manning all those years.

[MultiTroll]

Fan support for Carolina Panthers.
This is at the halftime mark.
No it's not like a bunch of Fat Antones running up to the stadium burger place.
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[Mark Celibate]

Jerrahs pet.

Dak is never getting benched because he has a cult like following among Cowbe@ner fans. He's a genuine nice guy and he talks tough/macho to the media which appeals to the majority be@ner fanbase. There would be a riot if Mr Machismo got benched because he's a mediocre quarterback. That's why, even though it's obviously apparent who he is at this point, any talk of benching is still met with extreme vitriol by the Cowboy fan masses. Despite complete coaching/roster turnover yet the same exact results. The closest admittance you'll get from Cowboyfan of admitting Dak's poor play is "well the whole team played bad!"

[DAF86]

Is Trevor Lawrence good?

Mid as fuck, tbh.

[Robz4000]

:hat

[FrostKing]

NFC goes thru SF


49ers haven't lost a home playoff game in 12 years [6-0]

[DAF86]

The NFC is weak as fuck, tbh. SB winner coming from Chiefs, Ravens or Bills. Heck, I would even give the Dolphins the edge over any of the NFC "powerhouses".

[FrostKing]

The NFC is weak as fuck, tbh. SB winner coming from Chiefs, Ravens or Bills. Heck, I would even give the Dolphins the edge over any of the NFC "powerhouses".
Ravens @ 49ers on Christmas Day

I wouldn't live in the moment. Eagles beat the Bills then dropped 3 straight to the NFC

[Robz4000]

The NFC is weak as fuck, tbh. SB winner coming from Chiefs, Ravens or Bills. Heck, I would even give the Dolphins the edge over any of the NFC "powerhouses".

:lol the same Dolphins team that hasn't beaten a good team this year?

I'd take the Niners by 3 scores over all but the Ravens and Chiefs tbh.

[Blake]

Lol eagles

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol the same Dolphins team that hasn't beaten a good team this year?

I'd take the Niners by 3 scores over all but the Ravens and Chiefs tbh.
As schizo as the Bills look, one thing they are consistent at is rarely getting boat raced.

Here’s their 3 possession losses the last 5 seasons (including this one):

2019 vs Eagles (31-13)
2020 at Titans (42-16)…weird Tuesday night COVID reschedule, Josh was playing with a separated shoulder
2022 vs Bengals (27-10)…playoff debacle.

If you want to add 2-possession losses in that same time span then the only amendments would be the two Chiefs losses in 2020 (26-17 at home and 38-24 in postseason).

The Bills are maddeningly frustrating but the one thing you gotta give them is they are in every game. Barring a beatdown at Miami in Week 18, they will have gone 61 regular season games without a 2-possession loss.

[FrostKing]

As schizo as the Bills look, one thing they are consistent at is rarely getting boat raced.

Here’s their 3 possession losses the last 5 seasons (including this one):

2019 vs Eagles (31-13)
2020 at Titans (42-16)…weird Tuesday night COVID reschedule, Josh was playing with a separated shoulder
2022 vs Bengals (27-10)…playoff debacle.

If you want to add 2-possession losses in that same time span then the only amendments would be the two Chiefs losses in 2020 (26-17 at home and 38-24 in postseason).

The Bills are maddeningly frustrating but the one thing you gotta give them is they are in every game. Barring a beatdown at Miami in Week 18, they will have gone 61 regular season games without a 2-possession loss.
Usually start games strong too.

[FrostKing]

Is Trevor Lawrence good?
Likely playing banged up.

[FrostKing]

The NFC is weak as fuck, tbh. SB winner coming from Chiefs, Ravens or Bills. Heck, I would even give the Dolphins the edge over any of the NFC "powerhouses".
Eagles are floundering with really poor season long metrics but playing @ Dallas or Detroit is still difficult. Well rounded teams. Rams are shaping into form.

AFC teams seem to be more boom or bust. Higher ceiling but also more combustible.

[DAF86]

Eagles are floundering with really poor season long metrics but playing @ Dallas or Detroit is still difficult. Well rounded teams. Rams are shaping into form.

AFC teams seem to be more boom or bust. Higher ceiling but also more combustible.

I actually see it the other way around. The Niners looked like World beaters, then lost 3 straight, now they look like World beaters again. Eagles 9 games undefeated, now they can't beat anyone. The Cowboys either win or lose by a blowout. AFC teams are more consistent on a week to week basis. Chiefs never looked quite alright all season, but they are always in games. Bills kind of similar, but with more loses. The Ravens could have won every game, etc.

[Monostradamus]

Likely playing banged up.
It’s the NFL, everybody is banged up at this point in the season.

Considering how poorly the Chargers had been coached, the one positive point on Lawrence’s resume, that playoff comeback win, doesn’t look all that impressive anymore. Pretty disappointing considering he was supposed to be the next Peyton.

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol I missed the Jonathan Taylor 5 touchdown ass-kicking to the Colts in 2021. Det was a bad one……..