Which one is really Marcus Bryant???

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Which one is really Marcus Bryant?
Marcus first started hating me when I scoffed Scott for having that picture of Bill Gates in his signature. I thought Marcus was Scott's brother at that time. But it seems he's not.

Now Marcus Bryant goes out of his way in every thread to show people his dominant Aggie Avatar.

My question, based on these facts, is

Who is really Marcus Bryant?

This is his first official picture, posted in the legendary "Marcus Bryant: The early years" thread:
http://gallery.drewandkim.com/albums/austin/IMG_3453.sized.jpg

Then there was this one, posted in the infamous "Who is this Marcus Bryant guy anyway?" thread:
http://64.34.180.159/pics2/i/20051127/1/3/f/13f459c4db913ed4ec52537d82033c840_mid.jpg

This next picture is a computers conception, redigitally mastered and filtered through silicon technology graphics interfacing scanners, based on algorithms that use variables such as post technique, post count, and post viability:

http://www.touchdownclub.com/user_images/Stoops,_Bob.jpg

Who is Marcus Bryant?

[mookie2001]

I say #1

I have to go on complete chodeness
although #2 is the definition of a chode
anyone in a picture like that, wearing a suit, would look like a chode
#3 looks too familar and I know ive never seen MB

[tlongII]

His name is Matt.

[mookie2001]

Marcus Bryant makes Mike Bibby look like Malcolm X

[SmotPoker]

yeah..the third pic is freakin bob stoops, head coach of OU.

And who gives a shit?

[mookie2001]

yeah..the third pic is freakin bob stoops, head coach of OU.

huh?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lol
its like
O who?

[mookie2001]

alright i looked up "football mastermind" on google and found this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Urban_meyer.jpg
Bob Stoops I presume

[Cant_Be_Faded]

His name is Matt.

So Marcus Bryant is not even his real name?

[tlongII]

So Marcus Bryant is not even his real name?

Nope. I have forgotten what his last name was, but I remember his first name is Matt.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

So then who the heck is the real marcus bryant? Ami missing something?

[tlongII]

So then who the heck is the real marcus bryant? Ami missing something?


I don't know where he came up with the Marcus Bryant alias.

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

See Also, Mark Bryant.

[MannyIsGod]

http://www.cavshistory.com/images/players/Mark_Bryant.jpg

[Shelly]

I don't know where he came up with the Marcus Bryant alias.


It was from when Mark Bryant played on the Spurs. His avatar was Mark Bryant all pimped out. IIRC, Kori didn't want people to use the players actual name. But I'm not 100% sure on that.

[exstatic]

The Marcus alias came about because he likes to pretend to be black, and *cough* another board wouldn't let you use an actual player name and he wanted Mark Bryant, so that was as close as he could get without the *banstick* coming out.

[exstatic]

It was from when Mark Bryant played on the Spurs. His avatar was Mark Bryant all pimped out. IIRC, Kori didn't want people to use the players actual name. But I'm not 100% sure on that.

It wasn't Kori. Modesto liked to pretend that actual players and Spurs personnel used to read his board, and that they would be pissed if their names were taken.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

So the timvp-labelled "godfather" of spurstalk was a bitch to someone by the name of Modesto?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

WHICH ONE IS REALLY MARCUS BRYANT???

shelly, dont hold out on us, we know you know, and you know that we know that you know

consequently, i know that you know that i know that you know

[MannyIsGod]

I met the dude at the airport once and I coudln't tell you who he was. I don't remember other than he was short and white.

[Guru of Nothing]

Gawd I hate all this petty "my college team" commentary. .... bunch of vicarious losers.

[Shelly]

It wasn't Kori. Modesto liked to pretend that actual players and Spurs personnel used to read his board, and that they would be pissed if their names were taken.


Yeah, I knew someone didn't allow the real names.

CBF, I don't know. I've never met Matt. If you look at some really old gtg pictures, he's in some of them.

[Kori Ellis]

I met the dude at the airport once and I coudln't tell you who he was. I don't remember other than he was short and white.

He's taller than you.

[tlongII]

He's taller than you.


This is what we call being OWNED!

[MannyIsGod]

He's taller than me? WTF? Then Marcus Bryant is not the one I remember, because the dude I remember is not taller than me. He's not Sequ short, but he's short.

[Kori Ellis]

He's taller than me? WTF? Then Marcus Bryant is not the one I remember, because the dude I remember is not taller than me. He's not Sequ short, but he's short.

Marcus Bryant is around 5'10. You might be close to his height (I think he edges you), but he's not someone you should be calling short. :lmao

[Kori Ellis]

As to the original question of this thread, I know exactly what Marcus Bryant looks like. So do several other people in the forum. But unless you can find him in a GTG picture, I'm not going to point him out to you.

[j-6]

Isn't he this guy?


http://www.lucky-trader.com/qsnyder.jpg

[timvp]

http://graphics.ocsn.com/schools/usc/graphics/04bowl/usc-bowl-wide-photo.jpg

[Solid D]

http://www.familycommunications.org/images/mrn/cast/king_friday.jpg

Actual photo of Marcus Great Mountain King Bryant

[Marcus Bryant]

Someone needs to find a hobby. Badly.

[Marcus Bryant]

In addition, I've never met Manuel, at an airport or otherwise.

[Ginofan]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2763&page=1

[tlongII]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/MarcusB.jpg

[exstatic]

^^^That's him.

[Mr Dio]

Who is really Marcus Bryant?

This is his first official picture, posted in the legendary "Marcus Bryant: The early years" thread:
http://gallery.drewandkim.com/albums/austin/IMG_3453.sized.jpg

Then there was this one, posted in the infamous "Who is this Marcus Bryant guy anyway?" thread:
http://64.34.180.159/pics2/i/20051127/1/3/f/13f459c4db913ed4ec52537d82033c840_mid.jpg

Who is Marcus Bryant?

Look in the middle of the top pic. Look over the left shoulder of the girl in pink & you'll see Mucus.

[TheWriter]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/MarcusB.jpg


This is the face of my lame ass stalker?!? :lol :lol

[whottt]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/norman0my.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

Can't Be Faded (or anyone else who is interested in dating Marcus Bryant) just private message him and ask him for his picture. :spin

[timvp]

http://www.radioparties.com/images/pictures/black%20guy%20close%20up.jpg

[CosmicCowboy]

Can't Be Faded (or anyone else who is interested in dating Marcus Bryant) just private message him and ask him for his picture. :spin

:lmao

[SpursWoman]

Can't Be Faded (or anyone else who is interested in dating Marcus Bryant) just private message him and ask him for his picture. :spin



:hat :lol

[SpursWoman]

In addition, I've never met Manuel, at an airport or otherwise.


Yeah, you did ... that was when we went to the airport after the Spurs spanked the Lakers in game 6 of the Western Semi-Finals ... 110-82 :smokin


http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2003/0515/photo/a_bryant2_ht.jpg

[SpursWoman]

So the timvp-labelled "godfather" of spurstalk was a bitch to someone by the name of Modesto?

We all used to be friends....and it was funny. As was "Brews Bowen". :fro

[Marcus Bryant]

Yeah, you did ... that was when we went to the airport after the Spurs spanked the Lakers in game 6 of the Western Semi-Finals ... 110-82 :smokin


http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2003/0515/photo/a_bryant2_ht.jpg

Oh. Manuel was there? I don't recall that. It's been a while though.

[Oh, Gee!!]

I always pictured MB as old, black guy for some reason.

[Steve Perry]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/0-FSP-ride.jpg

[mugatu]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/0-marcus-movie.jpg

[mookie2001]

hey j6 everyone knows thats quinn snyder missouri head bball coach!!!!!!!!

duh


LOL
Marcus Bryant makes bonfire look like B-Real

[Solid D]

Respect the Great Mountain King. He's got a big brain and he will use it.

SpursFan will dominate you and he knows it's Slovenia, not Slovakia.

[mookie2001]

I nominate this for thread of the year
and "conservative haiku", "texas undefeated this year", "aggie fight song", "have we been cheated out of our ruth this year?"

[Marcus Bryant]

Respect the Great Mountain King. He's got a big brain and he will use it.

SpursFan will dominate you and he knows it's Slovenia, not Slovakia.


Well, I'm white and I drive a SUV so consider the mookster 'dominated'...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

you're still not the LaMarcus Bryant of basketball

[SA210]

This is the face of my lame ass stalker?!? :lol :lol
:lol de bexar?

[Phenomanul]

"Marcus Bryant", or someone claiming to be MB, posted the 2nd picture at the Flappr Map site.....

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Marcus owns me and every other texas fan because he went to both texas and a&m and decided to be an a&m fan

[Mr Dio]

Marcus owns me and every other texas fan because he went to both texas and a&m and decided to be an a&m fan


I can't think of anyone that obtained their bachelors degree @ one school and then obtained a masters @ a diff school that ended up switching school loyalties. This would only cement the fact that this person was a bandwagoner & had no true loyalty to either school.

[Nbadan]

I can't think of anyone that obtained their bachelors degree @ one school and then obtained a masters @ a diff school that ended up switching school loyalties. This would only cement the fact that this person was a bandwagoner & had no true loyalty to either school.

and you still haven't. Marcus is on the 15 Year plan for a associates degree.

[Oscar DeLa]

I don't know what it is but Marcus Bryant is mysterious

[Kori Ellis]

I can't think of anyone that obtained their bachelors degree @ one school and then obtained a masters @ a diff school that ended up switching school loyalties. This would only cement the fact that this person was a bandwagoner & had no true loyalty to either school.

Marcus got his undergraduate degree at A&M and his Masters at UT -- so he didn't "switch" his loyalty to A&M. He went to A&M first.

You all are little too obsessed with Marcus Bryant. It's a little creepy.

[Mr Dio]

:lol Hmmm, someone a little jealous I see.

[mookie2001]

marcus bryant may not be who he says he is

[FromWayDowntown]

Marcus got his undergraduate degree at A&M and his Masters at UT -- so he didn't "switch" his loyalty to A&M. He went to A&M first.

You all are little too obsessed with Marcus Bryant. It's a little creepy.

Is there an "OWNED" picture for that one?

[mookie2001]

what makes me even more intrested in finding the real MB is that kori and others keep saying theres nothing to find out and that they know but arent saying, and that we're too obsessed
thats suspicous to me

[SpursWoman]

We know the real MB, I'm not sure what else there is that everyone just has to know about him... :wtf

[mookie2001]

hmmm...
just obtained some insider info
http://www.news-star.com/images/120198/spo_oucoach.jpg
did MB ever have a position with the FL Gators?

[mookie2001]

whattt??????????????????????????


SW which one is it then?

[Extra Stout]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/MarcusB.jpg
http://espn.go.com/i/columnists/stein_marc_m.jpg

Hmm...

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/MarcusB.jpg


This one ... and that's me sitting next to him. He's been to a couple of GTG's, too...he's not hiding that I know of. :lol

[mookie2001]

insider information!

[Ginofan]

I can't think of anyone that obtained their bachelors degree @ one school and then obtained a masters @ a diff school that ended up switching school loyalties. This would only cement the fact that this person was a bandwagoner & had no true loyalty to either school.

I would think that someone would be smart enough to go to the school with the best masters degree program that they want to obtain, i.e. A&M veterinary, UT pharmaceutical, etc etc.

[SpursWoman]

I would think that someone would be smart enough to go to the school with the best masters degree program that they want to obtain, i.e. A&M veterinary, UT pharmaceutical, etc etc.


:tu UT Business school is ranked much, much higher than A&M's.

[mookie2001]

yeah I will give marcus credit for being more professionally qualified than myself

[Extra Stout]

:tu UT Business school is ranked much, much higher than A&M's.
A&M has a good international business program, so if your goal is to operate a global network of sweatshops, A&M is your place.

[SpursWoman]

:lol :lol :lol

[timvp]

http://64.34.180.159/pics2/i/20051127/1/3/f/13f459c4db913ed4ec52537d82033c840_mid.jpghttp://www.spurstalk.com/murphy.jpg

[MannyIsGod]

http://64.34.180.159/pics2/i/20051127/1/3/f/13f459c4db913ed4ec52537d82033c840_mid.jpghttp://www.spurstalk.com/murphy.jpg

All the damn white people look alike to me.

[SequSpur]

All the damn white people look alike to me.

You ever been to Walmart?? All the mexican women look the same to me.

Round.


I haven't seen Marcus since the infamous Laker/Spurs series at Madison Ave.

WTF?

[Mr Dio]

I can't think of anyone that obtained their bachelors degree @ one school and then obtained a masters @ a diff school that ended up switching school loyalties. This would only cement the fact that this person was a bandwagoner & had no true loyalty to either school.


Wow, for all the high "IQ" & massive loads of degrees I would think most people would know I was speaking of loyalty for the school in regards to rooting for the school. Oh well, such are those on this board & in life.

Not the Aussie rooting either. :lol

[Mr Dio]

All the damn white people look alike to me.

:lol
Are you trying to say all trailer parks look alike & all their last names are Hickey? Or that maybe inbreeding has done this?

[SpursWoman]

Wow, for all the high "IQ" & massive loads of degrees I would think most people would know I was speaking of loyalty for the school in regards to rooting for the school. Oh well, such are those on this board & in life.

Not the Aussie rooting either. :lol


So he's supposed to root for both? :spin

[Mr Dio]

Supposed to?, nah. I've yet to meet anyone that does root for both, usually it is where the B.A. was obtained. Of course there are exceptions. I've yet to meet one though.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

alright i looked up "football mastermind" on google and found this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Urban_meyer.jpg
Bob Stoops I presume


Wow Mook....you sure did own the fuck outta yourself on that one.


Sisstyone dollahs?!?!?