***** OFFICIAL 2024 NFL Playoffs & Super Bowl Thread *****

[Millennial_Messiah]

Might as well just keep it one thread this year, tbh. :toast

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[DAF86]

Cowboys over Packers
Eagles over Bucs
Lions over Rams

Cowboys over Lions
Niners over Eagles

Niners over Cowboys

Dolphins over Chiefs
Bills over Steelers
Texans over Browns

Bills over Texans
Dolphins over Ravens

Bills over Dolphins

Bills over Niners

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cowboys over Packers
Eagles over Bucs
Lions over Rams

Cowboys over Lions
Niners over Eagles

Niners over Cowboys

Dolphins over Chiefs
Bills over Steelers
Texans over Browns

Bills over Texans
Dolphins over Ravens

Bills over Dolphins

Bills over Niners

Round 1

CLE @ HOU
MIA @ KC

PIT @ BUF
GB @ DAL
LA @ DET

PHI @ TB

Divisional Round

PIT @ BAL
CLE @ KC

PHI @ DAL
LA @ SF

Conference Championship Round

LA @ DAL
PIT @ KC

Super Bowl

DAL vs KC 31-24

:toast

[GAustex]

Round 1

CLE @ HOU
MIA @ KC

PIT @ BUF
GB @ DAL
LA @ DET

PHI @ TB

Divisional Round

PIT @ BAL
CLE @ KC

PHI @ DAL
LA @ SF

Conference Championship Round

LA @ DAL
PIT @ KC

Super Bowl

DAL vs KC 31-24

:toast

Bless your heart sweet summer child

[Millennial_Messiah]

Nickname: Ali
Allison B

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Lot's of Allison's and Lindsey's and Marissa's in Michigan. Generally the women there are fit & beautiful unlike on the other side of Lake Michigan or the other side of Lake Erie.

Michigan is a lot like Colorado in that the people there get out and hike and do outdoorsy things and aren't like the neighboring surrounding states, like you compare the average single 25-35 age Colorado chick to the average 25-35 age chick from any of its surrounding states and it's night and day. Same goes for Michigan, while its adjacent states are full of fatties, uggos, and smokers.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Andy her bio also says:

WHAT 'CAUSE' ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT? Mental Health Awareness

I can see a connection between you and her on your next e visit to Michigan.
How old is she? That is the question. I'm careful about that, unlike you.

I mean, everyone has some kind of mental health issue. For me it's OCD, sleep cycle disorder, and sporadic loneliness and solitude-caused depression because I'm an extrovert.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Piss-Poor Pete Carroll fired; long overdue.

Mr. "let's take a deep shot on 3rd and inches and then punt on 4th down and play prevent defense."

Should have happened in, like, 2018.

like Popovich and Belicheat, a beneficiary of some great talent last decade particularly on defense, but average at best otherwise. He's no Tomlin.

[Millennial_Messiah]

MultiTroll https://www.instagram.com/alisonbloomquist/?hl=en

I'm guessing she's probably a conservative, but unfortunately the evangelical kind. Still can't find any age data on her.

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://www.facebook.com/alison.bloomquist.9/about

And nothing on her facebook about her age, either.

If I don't see anything about a girl's age, I'm gonna auto-assume she's jailbait and proceed to friendzone.

[Millennial_Messiah]

No age data here either
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[Millennial_Messiah]

MultiTroll

I will say, https://www.linkedin.com/in/alison-bloomquist-307641273/ there's some pretty strong evidence as to her age. She's an MSU grad in 2022. So, she was probably born in 1999 or 2000 and is probably around 24 years old at this point.

Not jailbait, but too young for me.

Pass.

[Millennial_Messiah]

think about it this way MultiTroll .... on 9/11, she was in a stroller in poopy diapers while I was sweeping the San Antonio area age 7-8 chess tournament brackets and rated around 1300-1400 in 25-minute chess games.

On Y2K she was either a fetus or a newborn, while I vividly remember going out with my kid friends and mom to downtown SA near the Hemisfair tower and celebrating the fireworks and live music, and then coming home and drinking Welch's and Martinelli's until us kids all passed out.

Thus, no. Just no. Maybe you're a cradle-robber, but I'll never be. I'd rather have my nuts guillotined off.

[MultiTroll]

How old is she? That is the question. I'm careful about that, unlike you.
Being is great physical shape does have it's advantages.

But I've been blobbed out before.
I'm willing to help you get in shape so you won't feel you have no chance to interreact with gals under 66 years old and 200 lbs.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Being is great physical shape does have it's advantages.

But I've been blobbed out before.
I'm willing to help you get in shape so you won't feel you have no chance to interreact with gals under 66 years old and 200 lbs.

:lol Shape? I run a 4.5 40, 3:xx 26.2 marathon & am 5'8" and a half & 135 pounds & toned.

Not being attracted to 24 year olds out of lack of respect for lack of maturity and common ground isn't being an incel, it's having standards.

Realistically 29-36 is my age dating range, and I definitely wouldn't date anyone anywhere near 200 pounds. If you can't fit on a roller coaster with me, you can't be in a relationship with me, because I ride roller coasters about 80-100 days per 365-day year.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

Round 1

CLE @ HOU
MIA @ KC

PIT @ BUF
GB @ DAL
LA @ DET

PHI @ TB

Divisional Round

PIT @ BAL
CLE @ KC

PHI @ DAL
LA @ SF

Conference Championship Round

LA @ DAL
PIT @ KC

Super Bowl

DAL vs KC 31-24

:toast

:lmao :lmao :lmao

:lmao Andy

[Brazil]

Round 1

CLE @ HOU
MIA @ KC

PIT @ BUF
GB @ DAL
LA @ DET

PHI @ TB

Divisional Round

PIT @ BAL
CLE @ KC

PHI @ DAL
LA @ SF

Conference Championship Round

LA @ DAL
PIT @ KC

Super Bowl

DAL vs KC 31-24

:toast

:lmao post of the year

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao post of the year

:lol He went 1-5 in the Wild Card round. Jesus

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol He went 1-5 in the Wild Card round. Jesus
Impressive, most impressive

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol He went 1-5 in the Wild Card round. Jesus

Whatever. My AFC Super Bowl pick still stands, and I'm picking the team left with the best quarterback to win the championship and it starts by curbstomping douchebag Trash Allen, Al Qaedermott, Daffy Hochul, and those double-vaxxed-and-triple-boosted West New Yorker turd fans up in that snowy shithole in Orchard Park.

Go Chiefs


Divisional Round

GB @ SF
TB @ DET

HOU @ BAL
KC @ BUF

Championship Round

DET @ SF

HOU @ KC

Super Bowl

SF vs KC 24-20

[Millennial_Messiah]

+

[clambake]

lol you need KC to lose the superbowl against anybody to have one thing right.

[Millennial_Messiah]

3-1 BITCHES :toast

[Millennial_Messiah]

KC @ BAL

DET @ SF

[Millennial_Messiah]

lol you need KC to lose the superbowl against anybody to have one thing right.

No matter the players, wide receivers, offensive coordinator etc. Kansas City just keeps coming. :D

[Thread]

KC @ BAL

DET @ SF

SF could spit the bit here, their QB is a might wobbly of late.

If the Baltimore qb (name escapes me) doesn't rise up from his niche they'll lose.

[Millennial_Messiah]

SF could spit the bit here, their QB is a might wobbly of late.

If the Baltimore qb (name escapes me) doesn't rise up from his niche they'll lose.

If SB is Lions Chiefs I believe would be the first time in NFL History that the very first game played in the NFL season and the very last game (Super Bowl) of the season were the same two opponents

I don't hate any of the last 4 teams, though it'd be a little miserable to endure 8 months of Fabbs gloating if Jackson won SB and SB MVP. Harbaugh has won a ring before with Baltimore with a far inferior (and very old) roster.

[Thread]

If SB is Lions Chiefs I believe would be the first time in NFL History that the very first game played in the NFL season and the very last game (Super Bowl) of the season were the same two opponents

I don't hate any of the last 4 teams, though it'd be a little miserable to endure 8 months of Fabbs gloating if Jackson won SB and SB MVP. Harbaugh has won a ring before with Baltimore with a far inferior (and very old) roster.

I agree.

It's been damn fine quality football the last few weeks. Some of the most vicious & legal hits I've seen since the days when it was legal to hit like that and you could hear IT off the TV the very first day of the playoffs.

After the rule changes the players have finally learned how to hit legally, barely, and barely is all that matters. American males always, ALWAYS evolve to conditions put forth.

[FrostKing]

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[FrostKing]

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One of their highest paid players

Diggs had just an okay season

[Bill_Brasky]

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One of their highest paid players

Diggs had just an okay season

His girlfriend took more damage than the Chiefs imo

[Millennial_Messiah]

lol you need KC to lose the superbowl against anybody to have one thing right.
Ding dong!!