2023-24 Wildcard weekend by Ali B and the Detroit Lions cheerleaders

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Saturday, January 13, 2024
Cleveland @ Houston
Miami @ Kansas City

Sunday 14th
Pittsburgh @ Buffalo
Green Bay @ Dallas
Los Angeles Rams @ Detroit

Monday, January 15, 2024
515 PM
Philadelphia @ Tampa Bay

To my knowledge this is the first scheduled Monday night playoff game, ever.

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Nickname: Ali
Allison B

https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/t_portrait_tablet_desktop/f_auto/lions/cf2dcvpznp530ynkti4z.jpg

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Andy her bio also says:

WHAT 'CAUSE' ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT? Mental Health Awareness

I can see a connection between you and her on your next e visit to Michigan.

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Want Miami but i can't see post concussions Tua having a complete game.

If he does, great.

Patty will show up. Whether or not his butterfingered receivers do, we shall see.

I look for strong game from ChiefsRef.

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Not being attracted to 24 year olds out of lack of respect for lack of maturity
You've never met a mature 24 year old woman.
Wow.

Hey is the noise about switching the game from Buffalo due to weather just that -a bunch of noise?

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Buffalo weather:
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I will say, https://www.linkedin.com/in/alison-bloomquist-307641273/ there's some pretty strong evidence as to her age. She's an MSU grad in 2022. So, she was probably born in 1999 or 2000 and is probably around 24 years old at this point.

Not jailbait, but too young for me.

Pass.
Do you think you could beat her in chess now?

[Millennial_Messiah]

You've never met a mature 24 year old woman.
Wow.

Hey is the noise about switching the game from Buffalo due to weather just that -a bunch of noise?
I think Tomlin would be happy with that. Especially since they're still starting Rudolph. Heavy snow and wind takes Allen's arm out of the game for the most part. You just have to worry about the backs and Allen's legs. It's the type of game the Steelers are built to win, even without TJ Watt.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Do you think you could beat her in chess now?

seeing as my FIDE rating is still north of 2000 as of two years ago... absolutely. I'd beat anyone on ST too.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I think Tomlin would be happy with that. Especially since they're still starting Rudolph. Heavy snow and wind takes Allen's arm out of the game for the most part. You just have to worry about the backs and Allen's legs. It's the type of game the Steelers are built to win, even without TJ Watt.

That’s counterintuitive. The Steelers are a parasitic football team that only survives on other teams’ mistakes. If the Bills are forced to run with both their backs and Allen, it limits the chance for interceptions and mitigates their lethal pass rush (which is deep, even with TJ out) and sack-fumbles.

Since Brady took over Buffalo is 6-1 and leads the league in rushing attempts over that span. In only two of those games did the passing offense play well (Eagles loss and Dolphins win).

I think they’ll be just fine running it…and if they do need to pass through the wind and snow, I’ll gladly take the guy with the strongest arm in the NFL

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The Steelers are a parasitic football team that only survives on other teams’ mistakes.
This.
Tomlins been doing it for a decade and i say that as a compliment, not a diss. More power to him.
Irritating when a better team allows themselves to get cucked by the Steelers.

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-4 with winds off n on up to 30 MPH in Chiefville.

Advantage Chiefs? I think so.

Altho Miami was very impressive in that near loss in Buffalow a few years ago. Or was that last season?

The swinger for me is Tuas concussion history. He can go from All Pro to below average all in one game.

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seeing as my FIDE rating is still north of 2000 as of two years ago... absolutely.
Andy would you date her?:
https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/130/940x/secondary/tiktok-split-5158253.webp?r=1705055147714

[Millennial_Messiah]

Andy would you date her?:
https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/130/940x/secondary/tiktok-split-5158253.webp?r=1705055147714

I don't date gooks for any reason, so hell no

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I like Browns, Dolphins, Bills, Cowboys, Lions and Eagles to advance, although would not be surprised if Chiefs or Rams win.

Bucs could spoil it for Philly if they continue their free fall but idk how that game will play out tbh. Gut just says Philly.

[Robz4000]

:lmao _allASS

[Robz4000]

:lmao Millennial_Messiah you alive?

[GAustex]

Plenty of room on the Green Bay Packers bandwagon

[GAustex]

Andy get on in here
lol
Cowgirls
Green Bay owns Dallas soul

[Mark Celibate]

:lol the crazy thing is that The Bot may actually have been better than McLardthy...atleast they actually showed up somewhat ready to play in the playoffs tbh

[Mark Celibate]

Also, yesterday was a classic Cuckott game and is why he has stuck around for so long...do absolutely nothing the first 2 or 3 quarters and then throw on the Superman cape in the 4th quarter and go HAM against Prevent Defense in garbage time. :lol 400 yards and 3 TDs / 2 INTs , that has to have been his all time best garbage time performance tbh

Now, time will go by, Mexican-American Cowboy fans will get lazy/forget, and then pull up the stats of this game and go "See? Daddy Dak is not the problem, vato! He's the only who came to play, ese!". And the pressure to move on will subside

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sons, hearing Gayson Garrett do color commentary on a 3 hour game is rough.

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Bullshit Roughing the Brady call to help Buffalol on that last drive.
After Pitt had regained momentum.

Oh well, bad tackle attempt on the next pass. Touchdown Bills.

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BillsRef sealing the deal.

Pickens super obviously interfered with. Pickens been know to bust those for Yards After Catch too.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Fire the entire special teams unit

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Pittsburg should have sent someone after to deliver payback on 91 for that cheapshot head to head banger on Rudolph with about a minute to go.

[Brazil]

:cry we did it :cry

[Robz4000]

:lol now hopefully the Bucs can put the Eagles out of their misery

[DeadlyDynasty]

Lol that tackling. Eagles still actively quitting

[GAustex]

Plenty of room on the Green Bay Packers bandwagon

[Mark Celibate]

sons, hearing Gayson Garrett do color commentary on a 3 hour game is rough.

sons, good thing I missed that game....would've broken my 2024 NoFap streak tbh

[Robz4000]

:lol Hurts

[DAF86]

Oficially Baker > Brady.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lmao NFC East
:lmao Andy

[J.T.]

I like Browns, Dolphins, Bills, Cowboys, Lions and Eagles to advance, although would not be surprised if Chiefs or Rams win.

Bucs could spoil it for Philly if they continue their free fall but idk how that game will play out tbh. Gut just says Philly.

Oof. 2-4 on the week. Could have easily been 1-5 with the Rams barely losing too. Everyone at home won but Dallas 🤣

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:cry we did it :cry

You did do it. I watched it all hoping that LA would prevail. I hate to see teams get off a snide when MSM wants it that-a-way. Motherfuckers. Nothing against Detroit...if for nothing else there old AM radio station CKLW reached across Lake Erie to Cleveland every day where they battled with WIXY. Such wonderful days.

And LA came hard for it and was successfully rebuffed the old fashioned way. It was a grand NFL came there, a close throwback to how it used to be, how it is now, and how players are making the adjustments to be able to play brutal defense to opponents that is commanded now. No frustrated hits to penalty. No. The hits were clean, as close to a penalty as one can get, but a clear, clean play each time upon replay. Sometimes that day I stood up and watched as a-tip-o-the-tam to that Detroit defense for those vicious, legal hits.

It was a good day...and any fucking time you get within' eyeshot of Detroit you reminisces about those electric blue opening credits to -True Romance- it remained Tarantino's finest hour until he squared Manson's animals with the house so many years later -Once Upon a Time in Hollywood-


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQGijFWkKnA