The Acolyte

[lefty]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtytYWhg2mc

[Thread]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtytYWhg2mc

You couldn't a put this in the (Movie) thread, lefty?

[lefty]

You couldn't a put this in the (Movie) thread, lefty?
it’s an upcoming tv series tbh

[Thread]

it’s an upcoming tv series tbh

Okay, go ahead.

[DD]

We’re just fucking the long dead corpse of Star Wars at this point

[Tyronn Lue]

We’re just fucking the long dead corpse of Star Wars at this point
:lol naming the maggots and giving them narratives and subtext.

[lefty]

We’re just fucking the long dead corpse of Star Wars at this point
The animated series are good though

[DD]

The animated series are good though

Is it quality or just more girl boss tropes?

[lefty]

Is it quality or just more girl boss tropes?
Honestly they are quality

[Monostradamus]

https://i.ibb.co/Gv4jcWK/IMG-3443.jpg

[Monostradamus]

Giving the token black Jedi the Killmonger haircut was a stupid choice tho

[DeadlyDynasty]

https://x.com/disparutoo/status/1798073679819202804

[koriwhat]

Gayest StarWars series yet... Don't take my word on it though. It comes straight from the mine craft block head herself.

[DeadlyDynasty]

This Is Us Wars

https://worthitorwoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/fat-jedi-640x360.webp

[DeadlyDynasty]

Gayest StarWars series yet... Don't take my word on it though. It comes straight from the mine craft block head herself.
She was Harvey Weinstein's Ghislaine Maxwell and now she's one of the leading voices in feminist movement. Gotta love Hollywood:lol

[koriwhat]

She was Harvey Weinstein's Ghislaine Maxwell and now she's one of the leading voices in feminist movement. Gotta love Hollywood:lol

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[lefty]

Episode 3 was an utter disaster

[DeadlyDynasty]

https://x.com/j_t_starwars/status/1802011931705737528

[Joseph Kony]

episode 3 is one of the shittiest, worst written episodes of anything i've ever seen

[lefty]

We waited for a live action Darth Plagueis for so long but they jad to introduce him in this terrible show


Also, squid games ‘ acting was bad

[chubbs]

i enjoyed the show, found it entertaining. interesting story, fantastic lightsaber duels (arguably the most well done out of all star wars live action), and the stranger was great.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Up there with Rings of Power for epic failures with inflated budgets.

What little I saw was embarrassingly bad. Definitely something djohn would like.

[Thanos]

The child “twins” were Jake Lloyd level terrible at acting, and it really affected those episodes. It got unwatchably bad at times. The lightsaber fights were all really good, and I liked the new Sith guy. But I honestly would love to have seen an entire series centered around just the Jedi’s shady political activities.

Not as good as Andor or Mandalorian S1 or S2, but way better than Ahsoka. I’m pretty sure most of the hate is just insecure white screeching over “why are black ppl in everything now?”

[lefty]

The child “twins” were Jake Lloyd level terrible at acting, and it really affected those episodes. It got unwatchably bad at times. The lightsaber fights were all really good, and I liked the new Sith guy. But I honestly would love to have seen an entire series centered around just the Jedi’s shady political activities.

Not as good as Andor or Mandalorian S1 or S2, but way better than Ahsoka. I’m pretty sure most of the hate is just insecure white screeching over “why are black ppl in everything now?”

ther id no way this is better than Ahsoka

But I can see why some didn’t like it as not everyone watched SW Rebels, Ahsoka is pretty much another Rebels season
I did watch Rebels so that’s probably I liked Ahsola

[Thanos]

ther id no way this is better than Ahsoka

But I can see why some didn’t like it as not everyone watched SW Rebels, Ahsoka is pretty much another Rebels season
I did watch Rebels so that’s probably I liked Ahsola
I watched and enjoyed Rebels, and Ahsoka was still dog crap to me. The live action characters are nothing like their Rebels characters. And the one interesting person on the show was given nothing to do in the finale, and is being recast because the actor died. You want to talk about bad writing, it doesn’t get much worse than the Ahsoka finale.

[lefty]

I watched and enjoyed Rebels, and Ahsoka was still dog crap to me. The live action characters are nothing like their Rebels characters. And the one interesting person on the show was given nothing to do in the finale, and is being recast because the actor died. You want to talk about bad writing, it doesn’t get much worse than the Ahsoka finale.

I thought Ezra was on point

Sabine was 100% like her cartoon counterpart, but people change overtime, she had been on her own for a while now since Rebels, she already had some identity crisis in Rebels tbf

[lefty]

Bobs Fett sucked and it was still better than this lesbian strong female characters bullshit :lol

[lefty]

Lightsaber fights were awesome though

Manny was probably the only good actor in this show

Black girl had the same facial expression throughout the whole show, even though she played 2 characters

Squid games guy looked like he wanted to take a shit, but his bad acting might be due to the fact that he has recently learned english so he gets the benefit of the doubt

[DeadlyDynasty]

Bobs Fett sucked and it was still better than this lesbian strong female characters bullshit :lol
That’s it and that’s all.:tu

[Trainwreck2100]

Bobs Fett sucked and it was still better than this lesbian strong female characters bullshit :lol

half of bobba fett was good though.

[Trainwreck2100]

Lightsaber fights were awesome though

Manny was probably the only good actor in this show

Black girl had the same facial expression throughout the whole show, even though she played 2 characters

Squid games guy looked like he wanted to take a shit, but his bad acting might be due to the fact that he has recently learned english so he gets the benefit of the doubt

this is the stupidest thing hollywood does, it's a space show let em talk different language and use subtitles

[Thanos]

this is the stupidest thing hollywood does, it's a space show let em talk different language and use subtitles
The Star Wars audience these days gets triggered at the mere sight of a black woman, they definitely won’t stand for any reading subtitles. Gotta make these characters speak Murican like God wanted.

[DeadlyDynasty]

It had nothing to do with black people, never has. Now the women, yes…get them the fuck away from Star Wars. Get them away from the MCU. Get them away from any project or franchise you treasure. Unless they’re doing a movie about a girl’s toy doll, then it’s a fucking critical or financial (sometimes both) disaster.

[Darth_Pelican]

Show officially cancelled

[DeadlyDynasty]

Show officially cancelled

Give the people what they want and stop pushing the message. Disney will learn sooner or later after millions lost in subscribers, revenue and ever-plummeting stock.

[Leetonidas]

Too bad, because the show ended a lot better than it started and actually got interesting, I was curious to see Osha training with Qimir and how they would incorporate Darth Plagueis...oh well

[Trainwreck2100]

Give the people what they want and stop pushing the message. Disney will learn sooner or later after millions lost in subscribers, revenue and ever-plummeting stock.

Deadpool and Wolverine made billions and it didn't have a message and the story was bare bones. But Disney is gonna 100% gonna make the wrong conclusion for it's success

[Thanos]

Not sure how that show cost $180 million casting a bunch of relative unknowns and Trinity, but the massive cost of production is what killed the show. Certainly not “wokeness” and you’re truly retarded if you believe that :lol You just can’t spend that kind of money and put out a B- product.

But if black women scare you that badly, you can always tune into the Daily Wire’s streaming service :tu

[koriwhat]

LMAO Cancelled already, I wonder why? :lmao

[Thanos]

LMAO Cancelled already, I wonder why? :lmao
The cost of production didn’t make sense for a streaming TV show?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Not sure how that show cost $180 million casting a bunch of relative unknowns and Trinity, but the massive cost of production is what killed the show. Certainly not “wokeness” and you’re truly retarded if you believe that :lol You just can’t spend that kind of money and put out a B- product.

But if black women scare you that badly, you can always tune into the Daily Wire’s streaming service :tu

I mean sure, that asinine budget is definitely a major factor for THIS failure, but explain every other embarrassing turd that gets dropped from that studio?

…and you keep going with the black thing. The lead is one shitty actress, but she was surrounded by an even shittier cast of all colors. C-AM was the only one who ever had any acting chops on that production but she clearly mailed it in on this one after reading the script. Who are the rest of these depthless nobodies? Squid Game dude, who maybe prepped with 2 Duo Lingo English lessons for this one? All other male characters except GQ bad guy being emasculated beta males? The coven of lesbian communist space witches? I mean Jesus Christ just rehashing what they actually tried to sell to the public is making me cringe unnervingly.

Look at who runs Lucasfilm, look at the show runner - Ghislaine Headlund, look at the shift to every main character from the KK era being a Mary Sue. Ffs dude, do you really think the dead and bumfucked corpse of this franchise became that way because their latest production had an inflated budget?

[DeadlyDynasty]

https://worthitorwoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/fat-jedi-640x360.webp

And how could I forget Jediabetes?

Great show

[lefty]

Show officially cancelled

good

:lol Disney giving a 180 million dollar envelope to Weinstein’s former assistant, what could go wrong?

[Thanos]

I mean sure, that asinine budget is definitely a major factor for THIS failure, but explain every other embarrassing turd that gets dropped from that studio?

…and you keep going with the black thing. The lead is one shitty actress, but she was surrounded by an even shittier cast of all colors. C-AM was the only one who ever had any acting chops on that production but she clearly mailed it in on this one after reading the script. Who are the rest of these depthless nobodies? Squid Game dude, who maybe prepped with 2 Duo Lingo English lessons for this one? All other male characters except GQ bad guy being emasculated beta males? The coven of lesbian communist space witches? I mean Jesus Christ just rehashing what they actually tried to sell to the public is making me cringe unnervingly.

Look at who runs Lucasfilm, look at the show runner - Ghislaine Headlund, look at the shift to every main character from the KK era being a Mary Sue. Ffs dude, do you really think the dead and bumfucked corpse of this franchise became that way because their latest production had an inflated budget?
Can’t tell if this is a genuine post or copypasta of a rant from The Quartering.

[Thanos]

https://i.ibb.co/S3LZjZL/IMG-4019.webp

[DeadlyDynasty]

Can’t tell if this is a genuine post or copypasta of a rant from The Quartering.
And I can’t tell by your posting if you’re one of those Rings of Power Amazon superfans or not, so I guess we’re at an impasse.

Here’s what you could do though: Post any (non-Mando S1&2) film or episode (or shit, even an extended clip or scene) from KK’s entire catalog that can go 15 minutes without some eye-rolling cringe-inducing details and I you will get my mea culpa.

or, you could just stfu if that’s too tall a task. Fair one?

[DeadlyDynasty]

https://i.ibb.co/S3LZjZL/IMG-4019.webp
You really really want this to be about black people:lol

[benefactor]

B:lolyega

Remember that movie where he pretended to be Denzel Washington?

Or when he ruined Pacific Rim?

[Thanos]

And I can’t tell by your posting if you’re one of those Rings of Power Amazon superfans or not, so I guess we’re at an impasse.

Here’s what you could do though: Post any (non-Mando S1&2) film or episode (or shit, even an extended clip or scene) from KK’s entire catalog that can go 15 minutes without some eye-rolling cringe-inducing details and I you will get my mea culpa.

or, you could just stfu if that’s too tall a task. Fair one?
Rogue One, Andor

[Trainwreck2100]

You really really want this to be about black people:lol

Darth Vader is voiced by James Earl Jones

Nobody bitched about Gus Fring being a general for the fucking space nazis

Nobody Bitched about Apollo Creed going from mercenary leader to president

Nobody bitched about Jar Jar saving baby yoda, it has fuck all to do with black people

[DeadlyDynasty]

Rogue One, Andor
Well there ya have it, forgot about Rogue One.

Mea culpa.

Never saw Andor…think I was full-on apathetic about the franchise by then

[DeadlyDynasty]

Darth Vader is voiced by James Earl Jones

Nobody bitched about Gus Fring being a general for the fucking space nazis

Nobody Bitched about Apollo Creed going from mercenary leader to president

Nobody bitched about Jar Jar saving baby yoda, it has fuck all to do with black people

and my nigga Lando.

nah, you can substitute out every black character for a white one and it still wouldn’t change their critical or financial fortunes.

The acting sucks. The scripts suck. The characters are boring AF. The dialogue…well, it’s actually hilarious if you’re watching from an MST3K perspective.

Put a straight dude born before 1990 (white, black, Asian, whatever) as the head of Lucasfilm, and the problem will be solved.

[MarioSpeedwagon]

Darth Vader is voiced by James Earl Jones

Nobody bitched about Gus Fring being a general for the fucking space nazis

Nobody Bitched about Apollo Creed going from mercenary leader to president

Nobody bitched about Jar Jar saving baby yoda, it has fuck all to do with black people

It does ruin suspension of disbelief when the cast is like just a pastiche of minorities, fats, girlbosses, etc like they are market correcting for the original movies all being normal sized honkies and male jedis