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lebomb
05-06-2024, 06:26 AM
Typical Lakers organization. If the Lakers cant win a championship every year by stealing mega stars from other teams, the first thing that organization does is blame the coach and fire him. What a horrible job to take on. The Lakers.......... :shootme

FrostKing
05-06-2024, 06:55 AM
I watch alot of sports. Lakers are my most hated team. Dynasties built on shady trades. When I see Laker jersey I roll my eyes.

Yankees were responsible for my most heart breaking defeats growing up but those were homegrown teams.

Lebron? AD. Becoming scavenger franchise. And still won Ring. Wouldn't sniff in MLB or NHL.

FrostKing
05-06-2024, 07:17 AM
Lakers are a slut. Willing to take & dick ride any player.

Tyronn Lue
05-06-2024, 11:12 AM
Lakers got grandfathered into rings. That comes with a fan base. Some teams have fans that ride or die, but the Lakers have "ass gas or grass" fans. Coaches know this when they sign a contract. The Lakers aren't going to trust a process, they are going to try to capitalize on luxury tax big names every season. The Buss feud was the anomaly, once it was settled they got back to "win at all cost" mode. They just sometimes confuse star with success.

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05-07-2024, 05:43 AM
Lakers are a slut. Willing to take & dick ride any player.

That's how you win NBA Titles; you dance with who brung you.

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05-07-2024, 05:45 AM
Lakers got grandfathered into rings. That comes with a fan base. Some teams have fans that ride or die, but the Lakers have "ass gas or grass" fans. Coaches know this when they sign a contract. The Lakers aren't going to trust a process, they are going to try to capitalize on luxury tax big names every season. The Buss feud was the anomaly, once it was settled they got back to "win at all cost" mode. They just sometimes confuse star with success.

They've rung in this decade, Lue.

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05-07-2024, 05:50 AM
Typical Lakers organization. If the Lakers cant win a championship every year by stealing mega stars from other teams, the first thing that organization does is blame the coach and fire him. What a horrible job to take on. The Lakers.......... :shootme

You ain't rung this decade, bomber. You never rebuilt/recovered after hitting the big time there. I never hear about anyone taking Pop to the shed. He got canonized and he'd have to shoot somebody by the Bexar Council House in order to be cast down with the sodomites.

You've nary room.

lebomb
05-07-2024, 06:15 AM
You ain't rung this decade, bomber. You never rebuilt/recovered after hitting the big time there. I never hear about anyone taking Pop to the shed. He got canonized and he'd have to shoot somebody by the Bexar Council House in order to be cast down with the sodomites.

You've nary room.


Everything you said may be true, but at least SA doesnt buy their players and rings. :claw

Bill_Brasky
05-07-2024, 08:35 AM
Funny how these coaches that Lebron kills go on to do nothing. Other than Spo. But if Darvin Ham is so great then I'm sure his phone will be ringing off the hook. Teams love coaches that leave the opposing teams best 3 point shooter wide open for an entire series.

Tyronn Lue
05-07-2024, 09:18 AM
They've rung in this decade, Lue.
Well you have that I guess.

Tyronn Lue
05-07-2024, 09:22 AM
Funny how these coaches that Lebron kills go on to do nothing. Other than Spo. But if Darvin Ham is so great then I'm sure his phone will be ringing off the hook. Teams love coaches that leave the opposing teams best 3 point shooter wide open for an entire series.
David Blatt :lol

DeadlyDynasty
05-07-2024, 10:49 AM
Yeah we’re really gonna miss those African battle cries on the sidelines

DeadlyDynasty
05-07-2024, 10:52 AM
Everything you said may be true, but at least SA doesnt buy their players and rings. :claw
Nobody cares. And with each passing year the GAF meter drops exponentially.

Ef-man
05-07-2024, 12:46 PM
Typical Lakers organization. If the Lakers cant win a championship every year by stealing mega stars from other teams, the first thing that organization does is blame the coach and fire him. What a horrible job to take on. The Lakers.......... :shootme

Lakers have a long history of crashing badly, ask kirby.

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05-07-2024, 12:48 PM
Everything you said may be true, but at least SA doesnt buy their players and rings. :claw

...but they sell their own shit, then live to regret it.

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05-07-2024, 12:49 PM
Lakers have a long history of crashing badly, ask kirby.

Not on the court, not like this, sweetheart...

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2818167/duncanmiss.gif

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05-07-2024, 12:51 PM
Well you have that I guess.

Your capitulation is duly noted, Lue.

Tyronn Lue
05-07-2024, 02:46 PM
Your capitulation is duly noted, Lue.
I said it first, no capitulation required.

Tyronn Lue
05-07-2024, 02:48 PM
Lakers have a long history of crashing badly, ask kirby.
Yeah but they win spectacularly and with 17 rings, same as the Celtics, the rest of the league is playing 2nd.

Ef-man
05-07-2024, 04:50 PM
Yeah but they win spectacularly and with 17 rings, same as the Celtics, the rest of the league is playing 2nd.

First five chips were as Minneapolis Lakers so put an asterisk on that.

Celtics, well that is a different as no other team had Bill Russell during that 11 chip run, so another asterisk.

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05-07-2024, 05:31 PM
I said it first, no capitulation required.

Please.

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05-07-2024, 05:32 PM
First five chips were as Minneapolis Lakers so put an asterisk on that.

Celtics, well that is a different as no other team had Bill Russell during that 11 chip run, so another asterisk.

Only pussies & assholes direct asterisk.

MultiTroll
05-08-2024, 04:51 PM
LoL do it Pelinka Buss

Lakers Viewed as ‘Best New Fit’ for $251 Million All-NBA Guard (msn.com) (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/lakers-viewed-as-best-new-fit-for-251-million-all-nba-guard/ar-BB1m3MDi?ocid=msedgntp&pc=U531&cvid=9e4267b25ecb499e845ff65d9f9a7c64&ei=10)

Tyronn Lue
05-08-2024, 07:05 PM
Lakers aren't known for bailing other teams out of shitty contracts. They are known for being the destination where other teams' franchise players dart off to when they opt out.

MultiTroll
05-08-2024, 07:59 PM
Lakers aren't known for bailing other teams out of shitty contracts. They are known for being the destination where other teams' franchise players dart off to when they opt out.
Another scam incoming.
Book it.

Additionally,
LA is still the entertainment capital, altho a bunch of the Hollywood fluffers are moving out.
Already used that to lure Shaq and Lebron. Can they do it again?

MultiTroll
05-08-2024, 08:02 PM
Imagine some old parrot getting his Prawk on over this. :lol
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.978b78889455c6a44ed8bf9381d54a8f?rik=ry7mY2ulpWv EOQ&riu=http%3a%2f%2fstewthornley.net%2flakers_4748.jp g&ehk=6fRaZMx6BJynQRekltMUvgomlsTF76Nx%2bIpeomq9WLg% 3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

Tyronn Lue
05-08-2024, 08:10 PM
Another scam incoming.
Book it.

Additionally,
LA is still the entertainment capital, altho a bunch of the Hollywood fluffers are moving out.
Already used that to lure Shaq and Lebron. Can they do it again?
How many league MVPs have played for the Lakers? How many 1st overall picks?

Ef-man
05-08-2024, 08:11 PM
Imagine some old parrot getting his Prawk on over this. :lol
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.978b78889455c6a44ed8bf9381d54a8f?rik=ry7mY2ulpWv EOQ&riu=http%3a%2f%2fstewthornley.net%2flakers_4748.jp g&ehk=6fRaZMx6BJynQRekltMUvgomlsTF76Nx%2bIpeomq9WLg% 3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

It was all fun and games until Wilt and Russell wrecked their party.

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05-09-2024, 12:48 AM
How many league MVPs have played for the Lakers? How many 1st overall picks?

Stop whining!!!

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05-09-2024, 12:52 AM
Imagine some old parrot getting his Prawk on over this. :lol
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.978b78889455c6a44ed8bf9381d54a8f?rik=ry7mY2ulpWv EOQ&riu=http%3a%2f%2fstewthornley.net%2flakers_4748.jp g&ehk=6fRaZMx6BJynQRekltMUvgomlsTF76Nx%2bIpeomq9WLg% 3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

I don't qualify 'em, I quantify 'em. Forever. It's my religion.

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05-09-2024, 12:57 AM
It was all fun and games until Wilt and Russell wrecked their party.

Then Stern made Russell hand over the Larry O'Brien to us come a June.

"Who's the wild man now!"

MultiTroll
05-09-2024, 09:20 AM
I don't qualify 'em, I quantify 'em. Forever. It's my religion.
That's great because it turns out......

In 1302 the Celtics of an old village near the lake beat the Lakkers 30 times in the Medieval Finals.

Prawk prawk. Add 30 to the Celtics.

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05-09-2024, 01:32 PM
That's great because it turns out......

In 1302 the Celtics of an old village near the lake beat the Lakkers 30 times in the Medieval Finals.

Prawk prawk. Add 30 to the Celtics.

Grow up.

Ef-man
05-09-2024, 02:06 PM
How many league MVPs have played for the Lakers? How many 1st overall picks?

Deep pockets gets you a ton of MVPs.

MultiTroll
05-26-2024, 11:02 AM
Who will be the Lakers next cross dresser?
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.BGvoLdt_KZC0-2w3FOBoyQAAAA?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain

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05-26-2024, 11:11 AM
Who will be the Lakers next cross dresser?
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.BGvoLdt_KZC0-2w3FOBoyQAAAA?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain

He's got a triple and 3 doubles. What have you got? I'll tell ya; you got 5 spread out like a whore's legs.

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05-26-2024, 11:12 AM
Deep pockets gets you a ton of MVPs.

+17.