THE BIG GAME!!!!!!!!11

[Mark Celibate]

BIG GAME TONGIHT WHO IS WATCHING TEH BIG GAME!!!!!?????11

Huhuhuhuhu I'm relegated to the man cave tonight bois while my wife discusses the kitchen remodeling plan with Pedro the maintenance guy. Huhuhhuh I'm just a simple guy, I let her do all that stuff :p: really outkicked muh coverage w/ muh wife happy wife happy life amirite bois? huhhuhuhuhu jus give me a cold coors light and i'll be jus fine

anyway...im thinking Tyrone is gonna go off tonight. Gonna be an epic battle with him vs Jamal...but i also think Keenan could go off tonight as well if Tyrone is double covered. Either way, just good to see blacks succeed. Keenan really impressed me with his postgame speech about "killing all white piggies" and how "b1tcha$$ whitebois need to be put in their place"...huhuhuhu such a philanthropist. I actually donated my last paycheck to the black lives matter foundation. That Dr Goldberg guy with the big nose on Tel Aviv TV told me too anyway. Seemed like a trustworthy guy so I just did it. Anyway to help make sure these NBA guys aren't oppressed anymore......

Huhhuhuhuh anyway, gonna go re-watch Jelly Roll do that testifying thing in court again about duh fentanyl stuff...heheheeh such a cool guy and very admirable, one of dem guys you want your daughter to come home too....:p:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_NULoJyNAw

[Neo.]

:rollin

[Mark Celibate]

BIG GAME TONIHGT!!!!!1

I surprised muh sweet wife with a last minute First Class trip to Minneapolis where we got courtside seats behind the Timberwolves bench. Last time, I got her courtside seats plus full access to the locker room 24/7. She hung out for a few hours in the locker room after the game while the players showered. Said she had a very "big" and "fulfilling" experience huhuhuhuhuhuh bet you losers don't have the money I have to pull that off huh? huhuhuhuhu Tyrone even came out with my wife after she was done with the tour, he even called me "little guy" and we bonded like we were best pals all our life. (Although i do remember my wife having messy hair after she came out of the tunnel durrrr wonder why that was? :p:)

oh well....happy wife happy life! duhuhuhuhuuhu

[Joseph Kony]

BIG GAME TONIHGT!!!!!1

I surprised muh sweet wife with a last minute First Class trip to Minneapolis where we got courtside seats behind the Timberwolves bench. Last time, I got her courtside seats plus full access to the locker room 24/7. She hung out for a few hours in the locker room after the game while the players showered. Said she had a very "big" and "fulfilling" experience huhuhuhuhuhuh bet you losers don't have the money I have to pull that off huh? huhuhuhuhu Tyrone even came out with my wife after she was done with the tour, he even called me "little guy" and we bonded like we were best pals all our life. (Although i do remember my wife having messy hair after she came out of the tunnel durrrr wonder why that was? :p:)

oh well....happy wife happy life! duhuhuhuhuuhu
did you get a ticket for your wifes bull as well?

[baseline bum]

BIG GAME TONIHGT!!!!!1

I surprised muh sweet wife with a last minute First Class trip to Minneapolis where we got courtside seats behind the Timberwolves bench. Last time, I got her courtside seats plus full access to the locker room 24/7. She hung out for a few hours in the locker room after the game while the players showered. Said she had a very "big" and "fulfilling" experience huhuhuhuhuhuh bet you losers don't have the money I have to pull that off huh? huhuhuhuhu Tyrone even came out with my wife after she was done with the tour, he even called me "little guy" and we bonded like we were best pals all our life. (Although i do remember my wife having messy hair after she came out of the tunnel durrrr wonder why that was? :p:)

oh well....happy wife happy life! duhuhuhuhuuhu

Salty kisses from dear wifey are the best amirite?