Official Draftee Thread Title Suggestions

[scott]

This forum has a long tradition of beautifully named titles for what eventually become our long running official draftee/new player threads. Some examples:

The Rented Airport Radisson Ballroom of Devin Vassell - 200 miles
The Bagrationi Dynasty of Sandro Mamukalashvili - Mr. Body
The Parisian Patisserie of Victor Wembanyama - couchman
Mountaintop Monastery of Dejounte Murray - turb0time
Pescatarian Revelry for C Bassey - playbonner15

In an effort to bring democracy and unity to these war torn lands, I propose we begin a brainstorm of the best thread titles for potential upcoming draftees, so that no bad titles may emerge by virtue of someone quicker on the draw. Here are some initial suggestions:

The Interstellar Warship of Donovan Clingan
The High Security Bexar County Jail Lockdown of Stephon Castle
The French Dairy Hand of Zacharrie Risacher
The Certified Public Accountancy of Reed Sheppard
The Unlicensed Serbian Budget Dentists Office of Nikola Topic
The Condemned Old French Whorehouse of Tidjane Salaun
The Aggressively Priced Bricklayer Service of Ron Holland
The Bootleg Copy of The Princess Bride of Zach Edey
The Childhood of Overbearing Parenting of Bronny James

This forum is a creative bunch, and thought this might bring some fun and levity to these long final days before the draft. What are your ideas?

[LeBowen]

The Promised (Purest?) Shooting Prophecy of Isaiah Reed Sheppard.
(Yes, his actual first name is Isaiah.)

I'm not sold on Promised/Purest bit, but Prophecy and Isaiah pun definitely needs to be in there.
Prophet Isaiah Sheppard taking us to the promised land.

[objective]

The Mass Effect of Commander Reed Shepperd

[spurraider21]

I'm still salty that the mods changed the one good one i came up with... The Oncology Clinic of DeMar DeRozan

to whatever the hell this is

https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=274802

[spurraider21]

from OP's list i think the Sheppard one stands out

[exstatic]

The Hot Topic of Nikola Topic.

[AFBlue]

The Impregnable Citadel of Stephon Castle

[Knoxxx]

The Garden of Edey.

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

The Never-Ending Breadsticks at the Olive Garden of Edey

(Hey it's Fat Antonio)

[SpursBills]

That one for Sheppard is perfect - looks like a tax accountant and has the initials IRS

[spursparker9]

The Great ShowDship of Joshua Primo

[Mr. Body]

Stephon Castle's Fortress of Solitude

[scott]

The Hot Topic of Nikola Topic.

Slight adaptation:

The Teenage Hipster Apparel Store of Nikola Topic?

[scott]

I'm still salty that the mods changed the one good one i came up with... The Oncology Clinic of DeMar DeRozan

to whatever the hell this is

https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=274802

The editing of other people's titles should be punishable by banishment. This is a case of a Mod overstepping their bounds and abusing their power.

[scott]

That one for Sheppard is perfect - looks like a tax accountant and has the initials IRS

The Suburban IRS Field Office of Isaiah Reed Sheppard?

[Guru of Nothing]

The Tidday Salon of Tidjane Salaun

[Seventyniner]

Call the 3s Law Firm of Reed Sheppard.

[Mr. Body]

The Lithuanian Consulate Break Room of Matas Buzelis

The Wooden Tulip Garden of Ron Holland

The "I Have a Famous Brother" Bunk Bed of Cody Williams

The Armory and War Horse of Dalton Knecht (knecht means knight in German)

The Empty Pencil Case of Zaccharie Risacher

[CGD]

I want to draft Holland just for the thread title. Masterclass.

[scott]

The Lithuanian Consulate Break Room of Matas Buzelis

The Wooden Tulip Garden of Ron Holland

The "I Have a Famous Brother" Bunk Bed of Cody Williams

The Armory and War Horse of Dalton Knecht (knecht means knight in German)

The Empty Pencil Case of Zaccharie Risacher

Excellent work. I’m especially fond of Buzelis and Williams choices here.

[CGD]

The Fiesta Texas Fright Fest Skelton Crew Tryout Room of Robert Dillingham.

The Witte Museum’s TRex wing sponsored by Reed Shepard.

[scott]

The Fiesta Texas Fright Fest Skelton Crew Tryout Room of Robert Dillingham.

The Witte Museum’s TRex wing sponsored by Reed Shepard.

:lol on Dilly, that’s definitely gotta be it if we take him

[buttsR4rebounding]

The French Dairy Hand of the Condemned Old French Whorehouse…that brings back some memories.

[Extra Stout]

The Irregular Trebuchet of Stephon Castle
The Year-Round Roadside Holiday Market of Ron Holland
The Unnervingly Frequently Unlocked Gun Safe of Reed Sheppard
The Perfectly Lovely 1960’s Suburban Home with French Hipped Roof and Low Ceilings of Zaccharie Risacher
The Run-Down Shopping Center Realtor’s Office of Nikola Topic
The Civil War Soapstone Chess Set of Dalton Knecht

[Extra Stout]

The Convention Center Vaporware Presentation of Tidjane Salaün

[scott]

The Irregular Trebuchet of Stephon Castle
The Year-Round Roadside Holiday Market of Ron Holland
The Unnervingly Frequently Unlocked Gun Safe of Reed Sheppard
The Perfectly Lovely 1960’s Suburban Home with French Hipped Roof and Low Ceilings of Zaccharie Risacher
The Run-Down Shopping Center Realtor’s Office of Nikola Topic
The Civil War Soapstone Chess Set of Dalton Knecht

You brought the heat with these!!!

[Extra Stout]

The Lilliputian Laboratory of Rob Dillingham

[Extra Stout]

The Shocking Upton Sinclair Novel of Matas Buzelis

[baseline bum]

The Giraffe Gazebo of Nikola Topic

[Notorious H.O.P.]

The Muddy Watered Moat of Stephon Castle.

[Notorious H.O.P.]

The Defensive Cling Wrap of Donovan Clingan.

[baseline bum]

The Low T Laboratory of Cody Williams
The Brickhouse Basement of Ron Holland
The Little Brother's Bedroom of Rob Dillingham

[TrainOfThought5]

The Mass Effect of Commander Reed Shepperd

Now THAT is a fucking winner.

[MultiTroll]

The Bulging Surge of Blue Sweat Pants clothing outlet Laura Sophia.

(Class of 26 or 27 heck maybe 28/29 Silver Dancers draftee) Along with current draftee Tyla for a GNob - Parker level dual draft score:

https://www.tiktok.com/@laurasophiasotopr/video/7378539314382261547?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

[GoSpurs99]

* The West Side Dill Pickle Warehouse of Robert Nathaniel Dillingham
* The Green Light District Non-Denominational Elvis Wedding Chapel of Alexandre Dam Sarr
* The WWI-era Lapland Reindeer Stable of Donovan John Clingan
* The H-E-B BOGO Coupon Printing Service of Tidjane Salaün

:lol

[stnick2261]

The Dry Aquarium of Robertas Javtokas

[Ef-man]

The Torn Left ACL Recovery Ward of Nikola Topic

[scott]

The Serbian Ponzi Scheme of Nikola Topic

[CGD]

The Serbian Ponzi Scheme of Nikola Topic

Sublime

[Darkwaters]

I thought these were supposed to be buildings. Heck, they originally were some kind of religious building as the earliest threads were always "The Church of _____"

[objective]

Pier Paolo Pasolini's SALAUN: or the 82 games of Tidjane

[mookie2001]

Hear me out. The Stephon Urkel Laura Winslow Love Castle.

[CGD]

The Failed Prototype Storage Closet of Victor Frankenstein’s Laboratory of Tidjane Salaün

[Spurs Homer]

Big Tiddy Jane's French Booteek Salaun

[Notorious H.O.P.]

The Low Ceilinged Discount Deli Of Tijane Salaun.

[scott]

The Reading Rainbow DVD Boxed Set of Reed Sheppard

[objective]

The Cenobite Torture Box of Stephen Castle

The Busted Flophouse of Matas Buzelis