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Tyronn Lue
07-17-2024, 06:58 PM
Hope he pulls through this. I had it earlier this year and it was.. different. Not great but I've felt worse. Hang in there Joe.

GAustex
07-17-2024, 06:59 PM
Not enough to make him quit I am sure

Tyronn Lue
07-17-2024, 07:02 PM
Not enough to make him quit I am sure
He won't quit. Fwiw the cold he had is as much a "medical condition" as this is. Pretty sure he was referring to something like a heart problem or some other chronic ailment, not COVID. I was thinking more about Joe's overall health and COVID isn't great for older folks.

MultiTroll
07-17-2024, 07:03 PM
Combined with Joe mentioning earlier that if his doctors told him to step down he would.

Bring on the Steamroll tRump candidate!

scott
07-17-2024, 07:11 PM
A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.
Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, “Jump in, I can save you.”
The stranded fellow shouted back, “No, it’s OK, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me.”
So the rowboat went on.
Then a motorboat came by. “The fellow in the motorboat shouted, “Jump in, I can save you.”
To this the stranded man said, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”
So the motorboat went on.
Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, “Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety.”
To this the stranded man again replied, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”
So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.
Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, “I had faith in you but you didn’t save me, you let me drown. I don’t understand why!”
To this God replied, “I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?”

GAustex
07-17-2024, 07:24 PM
Back to the basement
Convenient

koriwhat
07-17-2024, 07:48 PM
Don't worry, he won't even notice... Especially with all that adderall running through his veins.

GAustex
07-17-2024, 08:20 PM
One more booster for Joe will do the trick

Tyronn Lue
07-17-2024, 08:44 PM
A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.
Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, “Jump in, I can save you.”
The stranded fellow shouted back, “No, it’s OK, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me.”
So the rowboat went on.
Then a motorboat came by. “The fellow in the motorboat shouted, “Jump in, I can save you.”
To this the stranded man said, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”
So the motorboat went on.
Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, “Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety.”
To this the stranded man again replied, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”
So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.
Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, “I had faith in you but you didn’t save me, you let me drown. I don’t understand why!”
To this God replied, “I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?”
This is a good exit strategy for Joe if he wants it, but COVID is a bit of a temporary issue, maybe more temp than would make sense save for Joe's age, discounting any buy one, get one free issues that come with it.

Spurminator
07-17-2024, 08:46 PM
Oh no I hope he doesn't die.

scott
07-17-2024, 09:08 PM
This is a good exit strategy for Joe if he wants it, but COVID is a bit of a temporary issue, maybe more temp than would make sense save for Joe's age, discounting any buy one, get one free issues that come with it.

"I'm old as fuck and this last Covid bout showed me that maybe the most stressful job in the world isn't the best idea"

or maybe go with a Long Covid excuse? IDK, but either way Joe needs to bow out of this race, he's not doing anyone any favors here.

GAustex
07-17-2024, 09:18 PM
Gut it out Joe you can do it

GAustex
07-17-2024, 09:24 PM
Millions of children are safe now that Biden has lost his sense of smell.

SnakeBoy
07-17-2024, 09:32 PM
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ducks
07-18-2024, 12:48 AM
Not enough to make him quit I am sure

We shall see be best for republicans he stays in
Be best for country he resigns tomorrow
Harris is horrible but Biden is a puppet

ChumpDumper
07-18-2024, 01:34 AM
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It's probably more serious than an ear nick at their age.

Or maybe you think Trump's trauma will be overwhelming. I can see that. He got what he wanted.

SnakeBoy
07-18-2024, 10:03 AM
It's probably more serious than an ear nick at their age.

Or maybe you think Trump's trauma will be overwhelming. I can see that. He got what he wanted.

I just hope there's an iconic photo of Joe surviving covid. Fist raised, Murican Flag behind him, green snot streaking across his face.

Blake
07-18-2024, 10:46 AM
I just hope there's an iconic photo of Joe surviving covid. Fist raised, Murican Flag behind him, green snot streaking across his face.

Biden wouldn't have done that even if it was him that was shot in the ear. That's Trump recognizing a photo op, even in that moment.

ducks
07-18-2024, 11:30 AM
MSNBC says if Joe Biden recovers from covid it should be seen as a sign of strength, similar to Donald Trump surviving an assassination attempt. They really said this. Live. On air.

ducks
07-18-2024, 11:32 AM
It's probably more serious than an ear nick at their age.

Or maybe you think Trump's trauma will be overwhelming. I can see that. He got what he wanted.

Yeah especially if Hillary visit him or her friends
If he will not get out

Blake
07-18-2024, 11:43 AM
MSNBC says if Joe Biden recovers from covid it should be seen as a sign of strength, similar to Donald Trump surviving an assassination attempt. They really said this. Live. On air.

You have signs of retardation

spurraider21
07-18-2024, 11:49 AM
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MSNBC says if Joe Biden recovers from covid it should be seen as a sign of strength, similar to Donald Trump surviving an assassination attempt. They really said this. Live. On air.
ducksbot is still functional

baseline bum
07-18-2024, 12:38 PM
MSNBC says if Joe Biden recovers from covid it should be seen as a sign of strength, similar to Donald Trump surviving an assassination attempt. They really said this. Live. On air.

Yes the SAWM going 0/5 from the field is a sign of the nazi's strength.

Spurminator
07-18-2024, 12:49 PM
Yes the SAWM going 0/5 from the field is a sign of the nazi's strength.

Did he really get five shots off? I hadn't heard that, always assumed it was one.

ducks
07-18-2024, 12:59 PM
Did he really get five shots off? I hadn't heard that, always assumed it was one.

How the hell did he kill one dude
Injury 3 people with one shot


Wow get off the Biden drug

baseline bum
07-18-2024, 01:03 PM
Did he really get five shots off? I hadn't heard that, always assumed it was one.

Yeah he got multiple off. If it was only one shot Trump would have been dead because he wouldn't have moved his head upon hearing the gunshots since those bullets are supersonic and thus he would have been struck before the sound of the shot reached him.

Tyronn Lue
07-18-2024, 03:52 PM
You have signs of retardation
:lol

koriwhat
07-19-2024, 05:26 PM
How the hell did he kill one dude
Injury 3 people with one shot


Wow get off the Biden drug

Bro it was just glass from the teleprompter. :lmao