2024-25 SpursTalk Survivor contest.

[MultiTroll]

49ers

Thurs
Baltimore at KC

Fri
GB at Philly

Sun
Steelers at ATL
Zona at Buffalo
Tenn at Chicago
Pattycakes at Cinci
Houston at Indy
Jacks at Miami
Carolina at New Orl
Minn at NY Giants
Raiders at LA Chargers
Denver at Seattle
Dallas at Cleveland
WA at Tampa Bay
Rams at Detroit

Mon night
Jets at SF 49

[MultiTroll]

1st prize will be a chance to meet one or two of the SpursTalk Moderation team. This may or may not include Tim and Kori. Or Tim. Or Kori.

Get your survivor mode going and find out!

The meet will be at Bones Cabaret.


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[DAF86]

Bengals over Patriots.

[spurraider21]

Raiders over Chargers

[Blake]

Do we have rules or we just make up our own?

Miami over Jax

[MultiTroll]

Do we have rules or we just make up our own?
That's between you and her.
If you two agree she's going to sit on your face I will not interfere nor do think the club will.

[Darth_Pelican]

Saints over Panthers

[Millennial_Messiah]

Do we have rules or we just make up our own?

Miami over Jax

Rules are same as usual. You have to pick a different winning team every week. Can't recycle the same team.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Thursday, 09/05/2024

BAL @ KC

Friday, 09/06/2024

GB @ PHI (Brazil)

Sunday, 09/08/2024

PIT @ ATL
AZ @ BUF
TEN @ CHI
NE @ CIN
HOU @ IND
JAX @ MIA
CAR @ NO
MIN @ NYG
LV @ SD
DEN @ SEA
DAL @ CLE
WAS @ TB
LAR @ DET

Monday, 09/09/2024

NYJ @ SF


Millennial_Messiah, Week 1: Buffalo Bills

Analysis: Buffalo wins Week 1 for my Survivor Pick. I don't like them; everybody knows that. I also think they will regress big time in 2024 without a WR1 and much of their defense from previous years. However, they're at home, they'll be amped up, Sean McDermott (Bin Laden) knows he's on the hot-seat especially after dealing Diggs, and they probably won't get an easier cupcake opponent on the schedule. They should win by at least two scores.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Mark Celibate (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49544) Clipper Nation (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500) Robz4000 (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=26403) Holden_Caulfield (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23326) DeadlyDynasty (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15365) SpursforSix (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49684) JohnnyMax (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=34318) let's fucking gooooooooooooooo :downspin:
Will Hunting JamStone Monostradamus

[Robz4000]

Bengals

[DeadlyDynasty]

Miami over Jax
Same

[DAF86]

Bengals over Patriots.

Joe Overburrowated strikes again.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Joe Overburrowated strikes again.

You're out, lol.

I survived, but man, by the skin of the teeth. Buffalo's defense is atrocious compared to seasons' past. How do you give up that many points at home to a bottom feeder? The offense will have to carry them and they're missing big weapons from last year.

Allen will have to play at an MVP level to carry this defense to even 10-11 wins, and as for the handful of games Allen throws multiple picks every year he's been in the league? Blowout loss for Buffalo.

Allen looked like "2015 Cam Newton" out there today. 2 spectacular rushing TDs, 2 short-pass passing TDs. 34-28 win against bad opponent at home. One of those times he hurdles a guy for a first down/touchdown he's going to land the wrong way, or get his ankle/knee/leg or heel snapped, and he'll miss a season and then be a shell of himself or at least reduced to a pocket passer which he's just okay at.

[MultiTroll]

Joe Overburrowated strikes again.
One TE fails to secure the well thrown ball for a would-be TD slipped away.

2nd TE catches pass but then lets himself get stripped at the goal line.

That's not on Burrow.
Otherwise the Bugle offense did not look good, concur. Still this could have been a low scoring win for the Bungles just as easily.

[DAF86]

One TE fails to secure the well thrown ball for a would-be TD slipped away.

2nd TE catches pass but then lets himself get stripped at the goal line.

That's not on Burrow.
Otherwise the Bugle offense did not look good, concur. Still this could have been a low scoring win for the Bungles just as easily.

He needed 17 pts to win, he failed to do that. He's supossed to be the 2nd best QB in the league according to some of you. Pretty clearly the most overrated player in the NFL right now. All thanks to Mahomed playing with a concussion and gifting the Bengals a trip to the SB that one time.

[MultiTroll]

All thanks to Mahomed playing with a concussion and gifting the Bengals a trip to the SB that one time.
https://d2eehagpk5cl65.cloudfront.net/img/q60/uploads/assets/mc/ekrayewski/2015_01/mohammedbomb_Jyllands-Posten.jpg
Only reason is i had a headache.

[MultiTroll]

This is how open Marvin Harrison Jr. was for the would-be game winner Arizona vs Buffalo.
https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AA1qdjLt.img?w=534&h=280&m=6
Kyler Murray blanked a wide-open Marvin Harrison Jr. and scuttled a Cardinals win in the process (msn.com) (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/kyler-murray-blanked-a-wide-open-marvin-harrison-jr-and-scuttled-a-cardinals-win-in-the-process/ar-AA1qd6dE?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=b8090b9127194d478feb0f5f91f5e871&ei=45)

[DAF86]

This is how open Marvin Harrison Jr. was for the would-be game winner Arizona vs Buffalo.
https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AA1qdjLt.img?w=534&h=280&m=6
Kyler Murray blanked a wide-open Marvin Harrison Jr. and scuttled a Cardinals win in the process (msn.com) (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/kyler-murray-blanked-a-wide-open-marvin-harrison-jr-and-scuttled-a-cardinals-win-in-the-process/ar-AA1qd6dE?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=b8090b9127194d478feb0f5f91f5e871&ei=45)

Allen would have drove for a FG with the remaining time anyways.

[Blake]

Rules are same as usual. You have to pick a different winning team every week. Can't recycle the same team.

Remember that time you had a super secret extra life to keep playing?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Remember that time you had a super secret extra life to keep playing?

What year was that, 2019 IIRC? Yeah that was kinda dumb.

[MultiTroll]

He needed 17 pts to win, he failed to do that. He's supossed to be the 2nd best QB in the league according to some of you. Pretty clearly the most overrated player in the NFL right now. All thanks to Mahomed playing with a concussion and gifting the Bengals a trip to the SB that one time.
Psssh.
All thanks to that rookie who shoved Pattycake well out of bounds thus phucking up an assured OT. Gifted Patty a trip to the SB.

[MultiTroll]

Bills / Allen record.

Buffalo reached its 42nd consecutive game (https://x.com/SneakyJoeSports/status/1832961548148437050) without losing by more than six points. The record.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Thursday, 09/12/2024

BUF @ MIA


Sunday, 09/15/2024

SEA @ NE
LV @ BAL
SD @ CAR
CLE @ JAX
NYJ @ TEN
NYG @ WAS
TB @ DET
IND @ GB
SF @ MIN
NO @ DAL

CIN @ KC
PIT @ DEN
LAR @ AZ

CHI @ HOU

Monday, 09/16/2024

ATL @ PHI


Millennial_Messiah, Week 2: Baltimore Ravens

Analysis: Not as many "easy" games to choose from this week, but no question Harbaugh and the mostly-"complete" Ravens will be fired up to win a game against a relative cupcake opponent going back home after last week's narrow road loss to the two-time defending world champs. Barring a Jackson injury, this is all but a guarantee. The Raiders don't have a starting-caliber quarterback at this time, and Davante Adams is completely going to waste and honestly needs to get traded to the Jets. Hate to use as good of a team as the Ravens this early in the season, but, looking ahead to the middle of the season where there's a lot of byes, the Ravens don't seem to have an obvious cupcake on the narrower game weeks, and besides, it's a survivor league. The more wins, the better.

[spurraider21]

we out bitches

[MultiTroll]

Bengals over Patriots.


Raiders over Chargers


Bengals

https://youtu.be/onGYYGE1vOw

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Announcement all votes Week 2 must be in before the Thursday Night Bills - Dolphins game Sept 12th.

[Darth_Pelican]

Chargers over Panthers

[Blake]

Announcement all votes Week 2 must be in before the Thursday Night Bills - Dolphins game Sept 12th.

What's wrong with picking Sunday teams on Saturday?

[Blake]

Baltimore over Raiders

[MultiTroll]

What's wrong with picking Sunday teams on Saturday?
While it is not as much of an issue in Week 2, a team winning can affect how another team plays on Fri Sat or Sun. Even if it's only .0000001 percent.

Players are human. If in the back of their psyche they are saying, "Phuck, this team is now 2-0 we better keep up". Or the other way around. "Hey we are 6-0 now and the rest of the division is 3-3. We can afford a loss." They may never say that out loud but again, they are human.

Fabbs runs a clean Survivor.

[Blake]

While it is not as much of an issue in Week 2, a team winning can affect how another team plays on Fri Sat or Sun. Even if it's only .0000001 percent.

Players are human. If in the back of their psyche they are saying, "Phuck, this team is now 2-0 we better keep up". Or the other way around. "Hey we are 6-0 now and the rest of the division is 3-3. We can afford a loss." They may never say that out loud but again, they are human.

Fabbs runs a clean Survivor.

Eh

[MultiTroll]

Ravens over Raiders

Initially wanted Lions over Tampa Bay. But Baker has been hot and perhaps Tampa has a little revenge motive for getting bounced in last years playoffs.

[MultiTroll]

Rules are same as usual.


Same
Alert:


Announcement all votes Week 2 must be in before the Thursday Night Bills - Dolphins game Sept 12th.

[MultiTroll]

Eh
Let's say you are an NFL star. It's Thursday night and a couple of the boys take you to a house party. It is loaded with Texas A&M babes as well as all kinds of other Hooters waitresses, Longhorn cheerleaders and other tail.
An A&M coed told her friend earlier "I have got to get a piece of Blake. You and I are going to tag team him." Sure enough she gets them invited to the party and works her way over to you. <to be continued>

[DeadlyDynasty]

Baguars over Browns

[Millennial_Messiah]

What's wrong with picking Sunday teams on Saturday?

Agreed.

Though I've already picked Baltimore, so I'm good.

[Millennial_Messiah]

disgregard fabbs' dumb rule, you're more than willing to pick a survivor pick anytime before noon sunday just like any other survivor league

[MultiTroll]

disgregard fabbs' dumb rule, you're more than willing to pick a survivor pick anytime before noon sunday just like any other survivor league
GFY.
This is a Fabbs thread. Meaning clear, concise, fair, balanced.

Do your "Vote later" thing on one of your Rainbow Coalition threads.

Everyone has voted.

[DeadlyDynasty]

GFY.
This is a Fabbs thread. Meaning clear, concise, fair, balanced.

Do your "Vote later" thing on one of your Rainbow Coalition threads.

Everyone has voted.

To be fair bro I will pretty much never pick a TNF game. They're too mercurial for me

[MultiTroll]

To be fair bro I will pretty much never pick a TNF game. They're too mercurial for me
No problemo.

And to be clear for Andy, one doesn't have to pick one of the teams in TNF game, unless they want to. However the pick must be in by Thrus before the game or said voter will be removed from the Largest Balls on SpursTalk survivor contest.

[MultiTroll]

What many solid for-money Survivors go by:

In most NFL Survivor Leagues, including popular ones like the Circa Survivor Pro Football Contest, picks are typically
due by 4 p.m. PST every Saturday or before the kickoff of the selected game, whichever is earlier (https://www.circasports.com/circa-survivor).

However, there are exceptions for special weeks like Thanksgiving and Christmas, where the deadlines might be earlier (https://www.circasports.com/circa-survivor).







Response

[Blake]

Let's say you are an NFL star. It's Thursday night and a couple of the boys take you to a house party. It is loaded with Texas A&M babes as well as all kinds of other Hooters waitresses, Longhorn cheerleaders and other tail.
An A&M coed told her friend earlier "I have got to get a piece of Blake. You and I are going to tag team him." Sure enough she gets them invited to the party and works her way over to you. <to be continued>

Not sure if you're aware, but Vegas actually let's you bet on games all the way to kickoff. It's true!

[MultiTroll]

Not sure if you're aware, but Vegas actually let's you bet on games all the way to kickoff. It's true!
Are you aware that apples are different from oranges?

Vaginas are different from cocks?

[MultiTroll]

He needed 17 pts to win, he failed to do that. He's supossed to be the 2nd best QB in the league according to some of you. Pretty clearly the most overrated player in the NFL right now. All thanks to Mahomed playing with a concussion and gifting the Bengals a trip to the SB that one time.
NFL reportedly says Mike Gesicki's touchdown shouldn't have been overturned (msn.com) (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/nfl-reportedly-says-mike-gesicki-s-touchdown-shouldn-t-have-been-overturned/ar-AA1qAPJT?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=e1f79387b56741dc93e31622546e7ae7&ei=15)

Joey B tying the game up 7-7 right before halftime.
Robbed.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Wow, I'm dead. Fuck Lamar Jackson and his puny arm talent, lmao. :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Baguars over Browns
I dieded

[MultiTroll]

Jackson should have kept running.
Or tossed the ball to Flowers on the other side.

Phucking Hill ends the game with a forward pass. :downspin::lol

Gifting D Adams that weak assed pass interfence call when the Raven D had him stuffed was a huge difference.

Regardless Harbaughovich and the Ravens can always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. It was a risky bet i knew that.

[DAF86]

Chargers over Panthers

Winner at week 2. :lmao

[Darth_Pelican]

Raiders over Panthers

[Blake]

I'll use my guitar dude 27 get out of jail free card and say jets over Pats

[MultiTroll]

Chargers over Panthers
With that, the winner of the 2024-5 SpursTalk Survivor contest is Darth_Pelican.

Currently the trophy for only 2 weeks would only be a couple raisins representing the Largest Nutts on SpursTalk for survivor picking. Since the rest of were so lame this year.
May you continue on with many more wins.

The trophy ceremony will be awarded later.