***** OFFICIAL Week 1 Game Thread, Sponsored By the Back-to-Back Champion Chiefs' Massive 2024 Political Divide *****

[Millennial_Messiah]

Let's get this party started.

:danceclub


HEADLINE: Brittany Mahomes and her family, and Harrison Butker are diehard Republicans. Patrick Mahomes himself is a well-known moderate who plays both sides, while the Kelce brothers and Taylor Swift are well-known liberals. Will their political divide undo them like the personal issues divided the dynasty Lakers of the early 2000s, over the biggest election in American history in 2024?


NFL TV Schedule and Maps: Week 1, 2024
All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS

Thursday Night: Baltimore @ Kansas City (NBC)



Friday Night: Green Bay vs Philadelphia in Sao Paulo (Peacock; Noah Eagle, Todd Blackledge)



Sunday Night: LA Rams @ Detroit (NBC)



Monday Night: NY Jets @ San Francisco (ESPN/ABC)


GB-PHI will be simulcast on WGBA (NBC/26) Green Bay, WTMJ (NBC/4) Milwaukee and WCAU (NBC/10) Philadelphia.

September 8, 2024

CBS SINGLE
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New England @ Cincinnati
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis

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Jacksonville @ Miami
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green

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Houston @ Indianapolis
Andrew Catalon, Tiki Barber, Jason McCourty

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Arizona @ Buffalo
Tom McCarthy, Ross Tucker, Jay Feely

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Las Vegas @ LA Chargers (LATE)
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Denver @ Seattle (LATE)
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta





FOX EARLY
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Pittsburgh @ Atlanta
Joe Davis, Greg Olsen

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Minnesota @ NY Giants
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

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Tennessee @ Chicago
Adam Amin, Mark Sanchez

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Carolina @ New Orleans
Chris Myers, Mark Schlereth

UPDATES: Houston TX: PIT-ATL to CAR-NO (Thu)
Providence RI; Springfield MA; Portland and Bangor ME; El Paso TX: PIT-ATL to MIN-NYG (Thu)


FOX LATE
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Dallas @ Cleveland
Kevin Burkhardt, Tom Brady

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Washington @ Tampa Bay
Kevin Kugler, Daryl Johnston

[Millennial_Messiah]

Pick 'Ems (Straight-Up) 2024 Edition


Thursday, 09/05/2024

BAL @ KC - Chiefs are better, but this truly could go either way. It's opening day. We saw what happened last year with all the drops.

Friday, 09/06/2024

GB @ PHI (Brazil) - I think the Eagles will regress in 2024 with no Kelce (they already regressed pretty hard in the last third of 2023) and it's the Packers and Lions at the top of the NFC North. Neutral site game.

Sunday, 09/08/2024

PIT @ ATL - I like the Steelers in 2024 to do some damage even in a tough division. Tomlin typically has the boys ready in week 1's, even on the road.
AZ @ BUF - My survivor pick. Bills will regress in 2024 and won't get another cupcake this easy at home all season.
TEN @ CHI - Will be hyped as the Caleb Williams coming out party game, though the Titans may be one of the worst teams in the NFL in 2024.
NE @ CIN - Burrow's waited a long time for this moment, and the Patriots don't have a proper head coach at the moment. Should be a blowout.
HOU @ IND - Wouldn't be surprised to see this game go either way or even end in a tie; it has before, multiple times I believe. But Stroud is the better QB.
JAX @ MIA - The Dolphins play well at home in the Tua/McDaniel era especially early in the season.
CAR @ NO - Don't believe in either team for 2024 but the Saints are obviously the better of the two. The Panthers are a dumpster fire at the moment.
MIN @ NYG - Another two NFC teams I don't see making the playoffs in 2024 but the Giants are probably the better of the two teams.
LV @ SD - Herbert in a similar spot as Burrow coming off the injury, and I don't see the Raiders doing well in 2024. Should have traded a 1st for Dak. #FreeDavante
DEN @ SEA - Seattle having home field advantage is important here, though both teams appear to be middling or worse for 2024.
DAL @ CLE - This one could go either way, but Dallas has serious early-season injuries on defense and Cleveland has a fairly complete roster.
WAS @ TB - Both teams have below average starting QBs and this one could go either way and be an ugly, very low-scoring affair.

LAR @ DET - I like the Lions more than the Rams in 2024 as contenders but this game should be competitive like last year's playoff edition.

Monday, 09/09/2024

NYJ @ SF - I don't like this as a survivor pick, but it's true that Aaron Rodgers plays horrible against this team historically especially on the road.

[Robz4000]

God damn, first touch Worthy immediately gets a TD.

[Millennial_Messiah]

God damn, first touch Worthy immediately gets a TD.

Hopefully Tyreek Hill replacement. And WTF on that last sack @ the refs missing a blatant offsides on the Baltimore left defensive edge rusher?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Sackson fumble loss after the bad no call Baltimore got away with on last Chiefs possession... :lmao I guess ball don't lie.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Hopefully the defenses will win more 4th downs like that across the league so you'll start seeing less coaches pushing the envelope in those type situations. Good job Chiefs D.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Justin Sucker lost it, like Dan Bailey in 2017. Time for Baltimore to get a new kicker.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Once again, ball don't lie. MultiFaggs' RavenRefs get away with a blatant unsportsmanlike conduct, late hit out of bounds on the QB, two plays later, quick strike TD, Mahomes to Worthy. :toast

[benefactor]

Mahomes to Worthy...get used to hearing it

[benefactor]

Lamonkey Jackson is going to be injured before week 8

[Millennial_Messiah]

Mahomes to Worthy...get used to hearing it

Can't hate.... wish Dallas had both of them. And their coach. And owner. Instead of what we got.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lamonkey Jackson is going to be injured before week 8

Yeah, it seems like he's selling out to win one game and it's week 1, not the playoffs. You would understand this type of play if it was the AFCCG, not fucking week 1. I know tiebreakers and all but if you couldn't beat them at home in the AFCCG last year why are you more afraid of having to go back to Arrowhead this year?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Also, Harbaugh is an idiot for burning 2 timeouts (just like his brother always did with the Niners... Robz4000 can confirm... back in the 2010s)... in the 3rd quarter as well as not kicking that first field goal on that first 4th down after the Andrews catch-and-slip which would have saved them 2-3 minutes.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Reid's a pretty piss poor clock manager too. I get that you're afraid of Harbaugh challenging that, but it was pretty clear that it was at minimum hard to overturn and on the field looked like Pacheco didn't have a body part down, so why are you snapping the ball with 17 seconds on the play clock there? And then running with your rookie fullback from an ace back set on 2nd down. Why, just why?

The Chiefs need another regular back and probably a scatback too. Or they at least need to use Samaje Perine more. That dude was a baller in Cincinnati in 2021.

Mahomes bailed out Reid's poor playcall on that 3rd down pretty largely too by catching his own deflected pass, but now the Ravens still have a chance to steal the game with the TD and two-point conversion. 2 minutes left no timeouts but prevent defense and plenty of weapons.

[Robz4000]

Jackson just killed Likely

[benefactor]

Lamonkey misses another TD:lol

[Robz4000]

:lmao this game was a metaphor for Jackon's career tbh

[benefactor]

Game over. Same ole Lam:lolnkey

[DAF86]

Good game.

[benefactor]

:lmao this game was a metaphor for Jackon's career tbh
Yep. Chimp it up the whole game and then can't make a throw to save his life at the end.

[Chinook]

https://j.gifs.com/[email protected]

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yep. Chimp it up the whole game and then can't make a throw to save his life at the end.

Multifaggs will still semen shield for him, though

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao this game was a metaphor for Jackson's career tbh

those last 2 throws before the last one that was actually good but unlucky, were absolutely inexcusable, and reminded me of Dak (and Romo) both times.

What a Dak Prescott / Cowturds -like ending for Lamar and the Ravens.

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://j.gifs.com/[email protected]

You're the most respectable Ravens fan on this board, by a landslide. Props & condolences. Good game, it was. :toast

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fuck the Bills tbh.
Yeah, I don't see them doing better than 10-7 in 2024. Jets take that division easily if A-Rod stays healthy.

[Robz4000]

Yeah, I don't see them doing better than 10-7 in 2024. Jets take that division easily if A-Rod stays healthy.

Meant that for them gifting the Chiefs Worthy tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Meant that for them gifting the Chiefs Worthy tbh.

How does that impact the Niners though? It's not like Seattle or the Rams or even GB, Dallas, Detroit et got him.

Pearsall is your Cooper Kupp but he'll have to get healthy again, not sure if he can play again this year, he got Neteyam'd.

[Robz4000]

How does that impact the Niners though? It's not like Seattle or the Rams or even GB, Dallas, Detroit et got him.

Pearsall is your Cooper Kupp but he'll have to get healthy again, not sure if he can play again this year, he got Neteyam'd.

Even if the Niners get back to the SB their likely opponent has several new weapons, the primary one essentially gifted to them. Barring injuries the Chiefs are sleepwalking to a threepeat.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Even if the Niners get back to the SB their likely opponent has several new weapons, the primary one essentially gifted to them. Barring injuries the Chiefs are sleepwalking to a threepeat.
Eh, it's week 1. The Niners are just as likely to face the Colts as the Chiefs or to have a similar injury plagued year like 2020 where they win six games and have to play half their home games out of state because of some stupid far-left-wing political policy. Or, Mahomes could go the way of Aaron Rodgers last year or Brady in 2008. You just don't know anything yet. The Panthers could win the Super Bowl at this point. That's part of what makes football great. That all 32 teams have a chance in any given year. It's not like basketball where 82 games provides a strong enough central limit theorem; 16 or, even 17 (disgusting, still) games allows for enough variability and chance for literally any team to win any year.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Also, unlike basketball, the best or most talented team on paper doesn't win every year. You have single elimination which makes everything so much better and more exciting. Everything is do-or-die. In basketball, if you can't hit the broad side of the barn in game 1 of the playoffs against a shitty opponent, well there's always the gentleman's sweep, and even potential leeway for another bad game or even two. None of that in the NFL, if you do that in football then guys get cut or traded and coaches get fired. Over one game. And the hard cap keeps all 32 teams perennially in the mix.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Bills gifting the Chiefs Worthy:lmao

Could see that backfiring a mile away.

They won’t make the playoffs this year and that is a good thing. Bye-bye McDermott, so long Von’s bloated contract, and a good chance we finish 3rd in the division which means we’ll get a 3rd place schedule and a higher draft pick. 2025 and onwards is looking up, but this year will suck massively and I’m fine with that

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bills gifting the Chiefs Worthy:lmao

Could see that backfiring a mile away.

They won’t make the playoffs this year and that is a good thing. Bye-bye McDermott, so long Von’s bloated contract, and a good chance we finish 3rd in the division which means we’ll get a 3rd place schedule and a higher draft pick. 2025 and onwards is looking up, but this year will suck massively and I’m fine with that

I could still see you winning 10-11 and getting a wild card birth, maybe finishing 2nd in the division over Miami, but the offense and team in general just isn't good enough this year. Don't know if McDermott gets fired if they do that. Defense will carry you but obviously Miller was a massive mistake when it happened. Maybe consider drafting new QB1. Matt Milano is the best player on the team but he's on the shelf again first half of the season which bites.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jordan Love is such a stud.

Between him, Rodgers, Brady, and Mahomes, even with a lesser guy like Hurts, it's officially confirmed: Best way of developing a quarterback is sitting him at least a year or more. I don't get why more teams don't catch on to this instead of starting their highly-drafted rookie on day 1 right into the fire? That ruins the guy.

[lefty20]

Jordan Love is such a stud.

Managed 9 pts off 3 Philly turnovers in their own backfield. Expectations should be higher for the highest paid QB in NFL history, imo.

[DAF86]

I could still see you winning 10-11 and getting a wild card birth, maybe finishing 2nd in the division over Miami, but the offense and team in general just isn't good enough this year. Don't know if McDermott gets fired if they do that. Defense will carry you but obviously Miller was a massive mistake when it happened. Maybe consider drafting new QB1. Matt Milano is the best player on the team but he's on the shelf again first half of the season which bites.

Bills are winning the division easily.

[DAF86]

Jordan Love is such a stud.

Between him, Rodgers, Brady, and Mahomes, even with a lesser guy like Hurts, it's officially confirmed: Best way of developing a quarterback is sitting him at least a year or more. I don't get why more teams don't catch on to this instead of starting their highly-drafted rookie on day 1 right into the fire? That ruins the guy.

I really doubt guys like Mahomes, Brady and Rogers would have been less than they are, had they played their rookie seasons.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I really doubt guys like Mahomes, Brady and Rogers would have been less than they are, had they played their rookie seasons.

Disagree on all three. I also think a guy like Lawrence might be considered a top 3 superstar no-contest if he'd waited a year instead of starting his career in the fire with Urban Meyer. I still think he has a good career but maybe not the untapped potential he had from college. He's had a bit of an Andrew Luck career arc so far.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bills are winning the division easily.

Only if Rodgers gets injured.

[DAF86]

Disagree on all three. I also think a guy like Lawrence might be considered a top 3 superstar no-contest if he'd waited a year instead of starting his career in the fire with Urban Meyer. I still think he has a good career but maybe not the untapped potential he had from college. He's had a bit of an Andrew Luck career arc so far.

Why? What's so magical about sitting out a year that transforms you into a HoF QB?

[lefty20]

:hang

[Millennial_Messiah]

:hang
Yeah, WTF Caleb Williams losing at home with a goose egg big to the Titans? The Titans are one of the worst rosters in football in 2024.

Maybe Caleb Williams really is the next Fields, Trubisky.

Also lol at Trash Allen and Buffalo and wtf is going on in Cincinnati and Miami? Those 3 AFC "playoff contender" teams don't look the same at all.

Texans benefactor look okay, nothing special. Trevor Lawrence and Derek Carr and the Saints look good.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Allen having to call his own number just to muster one measly difficult TD at home against a bad team to go into half losing by 7. Going to be a long season for buffalo

[Millennial_Messiah]

benefactor Stroud with an absolutely horrible throw, even if the INT was overturned by a foot on the out of bounds line

[DAF86]

Allen is just too good. He's worth 10/11 wins all by himself. lol at the people that had them missing the playoffs because they lost a couple of overrated "skill" position guys. Allen is my pick for MVP this season, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Allen is just too good. He's worth 10/11 wins all by himself. lol at the people that had them missing the playoffs because they lost a couple of overrated "skill" position guys. Allen is my pick for MVP this season, tbh.

lol, they're playing Arizona, who is expected to be a bottom-four team in the NFL this year

[DAF86]

lol, they're playing Arizona, who is expected to be a bottom-four team in the NFL this year

They won't be. Even if they are, it doesn't matter. Allen is easily the 2nd best QB in the league, and the Bills will be good because of him.

[lefty20]

Levis should be able to write off that charity pick-6. Thank you sir, very cool.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Hey lefty20 How about that Caleb Comeback win? :toast


(though the special teams and defense did most the scoring)

[Millennial_Messiah]

They won't be. Even if they are, it doesn't matter. Allen is easily the 2nd best QB in the league, and the Bills will be good because of him.

No and no, but I did have Buffalo winning 10-11 games regardless

that QB is still the white Scam Newton and is long overdue for a big injury considering he still barrels into defenders

[Millennial_Messiah]

Levis should be able to write off that charity pick-6. Thank you sir, very cool.

Looked like Jay Cutler in his prime.

[lefty20]

Hey lefty20 (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22923) How about that Caleb Comeback win? :toast


(though the special teams and defense did most the scoring)

Still enough time left for us to fuck this up.

But Caleb better use some of that fat signing bonus and cover the tab for Defense and Special Teams tonight.

[DAF86]

TJ Watt is a monster. Best defensive player in the NFL.

[lefty20]

Less that 150 total yards and 0 offensive Tuddys = W

If that's not Bears football then I don't know what is, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

TJ Watt is a monster. Best defensive player in the NFL.

Did they win on six field goals and no TDs again? That is SO Tomlin Steelers.

[Millennial_Messiah]

except for the Bungles clunker my Pick'ems looking good.

[Will Hunting]

The black QB play is making this shit unwatchable.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The black QB play is making this shit unwatchable.

I will say this, Brissett did shock Burrow on the road. Great white hope QB losing at home to a bad backup black QB on a worse team with a bad black head coach.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Regular season Cowboys gonna regular season Cowboy.

[Darth_Pelican]

Easy win. Amazing the difference of having a competent Offensive Coordinator can make. I’ll be in Jerry World next weekend for the big game.

[Mark Celibate]

missed the BIG GAME this week....did Tyrone run around Kareem more than the amount of times that Kareem tackled Tyrone?? Somebody plz tell me... I gambled my last paycheck on Tyrone winning this week's matchup

[JohnnyMax]

https://i.redd.it/upwaakvz9nnd1.gif

[FrostKing]

Big dick Jim at it again?

Football made easy


1. Run the ball
2. Stop the run
3. Pressure the QB

[Blake]

https://i.redd.it/upwaakvz9nnd1.gif

Interesting that the cop that handcuffed him is on administrative leave.

[Robz4000]

:lol should've known Lynch and Shanahan were bullshitting about CMC's injury being minor. Niners have no running backs.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol should've known Lynch and Shanahan were bullshitting about CMC's injury being minor. Niners have no running backs.

Deebo is RB1


https://i.redd.it/upwaakvz9nnd1.gif
They could have done the Derek Chauvin / George Floyd thing

[Will Hunting]

They could have done the Derek Chauvin / George Floyd thing
:lol Antonio Brown’s Twitter is amazing

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[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Antonio Brown’s Twitter is amazing

1832797351297061056
that's hilarious. AB is one deranged dude. One week he endorses Trump the next week he does this. Lol

[Blake]

:lol Antonio Brown’s Twitter is amazing

1832797351297061056

:lol

[Robz4000]

Same shit as last year, Niners can't make stops on third down.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Jets may actually be back!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Same shit as last year, Niners can't make stops on third down.

Well they didn't face Godgers last year

The year before when they blocked the punt, well it was snowing

[Millennial_Messiah]

2011: The No-Defense Year
2012: The Replacement Referees Year
2013: The 7-Touchdown Year
2014: The Varying PSI Football Year
2015: The First "Longer Extra Point" Year
2016: The "Touchback Goes Out To The 25" Year
2017: The No More Onside Kicks Year
2018: The "Helmet Rule" Year
2019: The "Pass Interference Challenge Flag" Year
2020: The Year With No Fans
2021: The First 17-Game Season Year
2022: The "Illegal Contact" Year
2023: The "Taylor Swift" Year
2024: The "Illegal Formation" Year

[MultiTroll]

Perfect pass by Purdy. Aiuke drops it in the endzone.

[Robz4000]

:lmao Aiyuk thinking he's worth top flight WR money

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jets need to go out and trade the 1st round pick or whatever it takes to get Davante Adams from the Raiders. He's being squandered there on a bad team and it's clear that the Jets need more than just Garrett Wilson to consistently move the ball through the air.

[Will Hunting]

that's hilarious. AB is one deranged dude. One week he endorses Trump the next week he does this. Lol
I’m pretty sure he’s not the only one running the account :lol

[Will Hunting]

Jets need to go out and trade the 1st round pick or whatever it takes to get Davante Adams from the Raiders. He's being squandered there on a bad team and it's clear that the Jets need more than just Garrett Wilson to consistently move the ball through the air.
They need to replace the Dearborn terrorist they have with a real coach more than they need Davante Adams

[Mark Celibate]

Interesting that the cop that handcuffed him is on administrative leave.

he was being defiant from teh get go as clear from the video

"SHEEEEEIIIT MUHFUGGA DONT KNOCK ON MY WINDOW WUSS GOOD MUHFUGGAH U GOOD MUHFUGGA WUSGOODUGOODWUSGOODUGOODKNOWWUHIMSAYINMUHFUGGAH U STRAIGHT U AITE? DALLAS TX EKKO LOUNGE REPRESENT etc" along with other shuckin n jivin antics. And as usual takes it up to an 11/10 , gotta get the last word as always even tho a simple ticket is chump change for someone like him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8-9g1Gz2rw

[Robz4000]

Welp, Niners still own Rodgers.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Garrett Wilson comes up small in the big moment twice in a row, Jets lose.

Need to trade for Davante ASAP.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I’m pretty sure he’s not the only one running the account :lol

Multiple personality disorder, or.... ?


They need to replace the Dearborn terrorist they have with a real coach more than they need Davante Adams
Yeah Saleh is below average. Still, their offense is putrid and their defense can't stop the run (or get a third down stop in the pass game) to save their lives.

[Will Hunting]

he was being defiant from teh get go as clear from the video

"SHEEEEEIIIT MUHFUGGA DONT KNOCK ON MY WINDOW WUSS GOOD MUHFUGGAH U GOOD MUHFUGGA WUSGOODUGOODWUSGOODUGOODKNOWWUHIMSAYINMUHFUGGAH U STRAIGHT U AITE? DALLAS TX EKKO LOUNGE REPRESENT etc" along with other shuckin n jivin antics. And as usual takes it up to an 11/10 , gotta get the last word as always even tho a simple ticket is chump change for someone like him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8-9g1Gz2rw
Ay yo nigga where wuz you last weekend? I was at da Ekko Lounge kickin’ it wit my niggus and and shawty was twerkin do’ dat child support n sheeeeitttttt we tearin’ it up in da big D

[DAF86]

:lol should've known Lynch and Shanahan were bullshitting about CMC's injury being minor. Niners have no running backs.

The impact of running backs is minimal, tbh.

[DAF86]

Only if Rodgers gets injured.

lol

[Mark Celibate]

Ay yo nigga where wuz you last weekend? I was at da Ekko Lounge kickin’ it wit my niggus and and shawty was twerkin do’ dat child support n sheeeeitttttt we tearin’ it up in da big D

SHEEEEIIIT WUS GOOD MUHFUGGAH U GOOD MUHFUGGAH? U STILL STAY OVER DER OFF OF 1234 DINDU LN AND GEORGE FLOYD AVE? I WAS COMIN THROUGH RIGHT WEN KAREEM AND TYRONES BABY MAMAS STARTED GETTIN LIT N SHEEEEIIIT BUT DEN DEM WHITE PIGGIES CAME THROUGH BREAKIN DET SHIT UP! DAS WHEN TYSON KNOCKED DEM MUHFUGGAHS OUT AND GOT DAT FOOTAGE ON WORLDSTAR N!GGA! SHOOOT N!GGA U GOTZ TO COME THROUGH IM OVA THERE UP AT DA LOFTS AT PROSPER N!GGA DEY JUST HAD A MOVE IN SPECIAL LAST WEEKEND AND PLENTY OF WHIPIPO UP HERE! CRIME WAS GETTIN BAD DOWN DER IN ADDISON, DONT KNOW WUT WAS GOIN ON BUT NEEDED TO FIND A GOOD SCHOOL DISTRICT FOR MAH KIDS

[Will Hunting]

SHEEEEIIIT WUS GOOD MUHFUGGAH U GOOD MUHFUGGAH? U STILL STAY OVER DER OFF OF 1234 DINDU LN AND GEORGE FLOYD AVE? I WAS COMIN THROUGH RIGHT WEN KAREEM AND TYRONES BABY MAMAS STARTED GETTIN LIT N SHEEEEIIIT BUT DEN DEM WHITE PIGGIES CAME THROUGH BREAKIN DET SHIT UP! DAS WHEN TYSON KNOCKED DEM MUHFUGGAHS OUT AND GOT DAT FOOTAGE ON WORLDSTAR N!GGA! SHOOOT N!GGA U GOTZ TO COME THROUGH IM OVA THERE UP AT DA LOFTS AT PROSPER N!GGA DEY JUST HAD A MOVE IN SPECIAL LAST WEEKEND AND PLENTY OF WHIPIPO UP HERE! CRIME WAS GETTIN BAD DOWN DER IN ADDISON, DONT KNOW WUT WAS GOIN ON BUT NEEDED TO FIND A GOOD SCHOOL DISTRICT FOR MAH KIDS
SHEEEEEIIIIIIT DAT TRYFFLIN’ NIGGA TYRONE GOT BEEF WIT MUH NIGGUH GLOCKTAVIUS SO I COULDNT KICK IT. MUH CRIB AT THE CORNA’ OF MARCUS GARVEY STREET AND BREONNA TAYLOR AVENHE N SHEEEITTT BUT WE GON’ MOVE UP NO’TH SOON FO SHO!!! DEY OPENIN UP NEW LOFTS IN FRISCO DAT TAKE MUH SECTION 8 CHECK AND I CAN STILL UBER TO DAT EKKO LOUNGE

[Mark Celibate]

SHEEEEEIIIIIIT DAT TRYFFLIN’ NIGGA TYRONE GOT BEEF WIT MUH NIGGUH GLOCKTAVIUS SO I COULDNT KICK IT. MUH CRIB AT THE CORNA’ OF MARCUS GARVEY STREET AND BREONNA TAYLOR AVENHE N SHEEEITTT BUT WE GON’ MOVE UP NO’TH SOON FO SHO!!! DEY OPENIN UP NEW LOFTS IN FRISCO DAT TAKE MUH SECTION 8 CHECK AND I CAN STILL UBER TO DAT EKKO LOUNGE

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

“What if I wasn’t Tyreek Hill?”

Then you’d still be in prison for being a serial wifebeater (including a beatdown when she was pregnant).

[DeadlyDynasty]

They won't be. Even if they are, it doesn't matter. Allen is easily the 2nd best QB in the league, and the Bills will be good because of him.
I love how you back my boy, but even he might not be enough to overcome McDermott. The team has steadily declined since 2021 and this will likely be a very rough season.

I’m very excited about 2025 and beyond though because McLaden will be gone, Von is off the books, Diggs’ dead cap hit is off the books, the youngins will have a year of experience under their belt, and we should have better draft position and a wealth of cap room.

2024 ain’t it, though. It’s going to be a lot of close games and that’s not a good thing when you have a bottom-10 coach and the worst special teams (by far) in the league. We’re also down our best defensive player for most of the year.

Sure, of course they can make the playoffs but it took everything Josh had to will this team to the playoffs last year and now they’re not as talented (or in the places where talent has improved, it is extremely raw).

I hope you’re ultimately right, but I’m just not seeing it this year.

[Will Hunting]

:lmao Mark Celibate Fat Brandon Bass this might be the most n!ggerish thing I’ve ever read in my life

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[Blake]

The Jets may actually be back!

:lol

[DAF86]

I love how you back my boy, but even he might not be enough to overcome McDermott. The team has steadily declined since 2021 and this will likely be a very rough season.

I’m very excited about 2025 and beyond though because McLaden will be gone, Von is off the books, Diggs’ dead cap hit is off the books, the youngins will have a year of experience under their belt, and we should have better draft position and a wealth of cap room.

2024 ain’t it, though. It’s going to be a lot of close games and that’s not a good thing when you have a bottom-10 coach and the worst special teams (by far) in the league. We’re also down our best defensive player for most of the year.

Sure, of course they can make the playoffs but it took everything Josh had to will this team to the playoffs last year and now they’re not as talented (or in the places where talent has improved, it is extremely raw).

I hope you’re ultimately right, but I’m just not seeing it this year.

You are gonna be good.

Yall can say what you want about McDermott but he has created a winning culture and the defense will always be good under him.

Joe Brady is gonna keep building on what he started last season and just keep running that ball with Cook, so that Josh can save his superman antics for when needed. And now you don't have an overrated lunatic making a fuss because he doesn't get targeted 20 times a game.

You are gonna be better than last season.

[DeadlyDynasty]

You are gonna be good.

Yall can say what you want about McDermott but he has created a winning culture and the defense will always be good under him.

Joe Brady is gonna keep building on what he started last season and just keep running that ball with Cook, so that Josh can save his superman antics for when needed. And now you don't have an overrated lunatic making a fuss because he doesn't get targeted 20 times a game.

You are gonna be better than last season.
I hope so bro. Getting rid of the diva worked wonders for KC so ya never know