***** OFFICIAL Week 2 Game Thread, Sponsored By Joe Burrow's Aura of Invisibility? *****

[Millennial_Messiah]

HEADLINE: Where in the WORLD is Joe Burrow, the second-best quarterback in the NFL, 2019 NCAAF Champion & Heisman Trophy Winner, and 2021 AFC Champion?


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NATIONAL BROADCASTS

Thursday Night: Buffalo @ Miami (Amazon)


Sunday Night: Chicago @ Houston (NBC)


Monday Night: Atlanta @ Philadelphia (ESPN)


BUF-MIA will be simulcast on WKBW (ABC/7) Buffalo and WFOR (CBS/4) Miami.
ATL-PHI will be simulcast on WUPA (CW/69) Atlanta and WPVI (ABC/6) Philadelphia.


September 15, 2024

CBS EARLY
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NY Jets @ Tennessee
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis

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San Francisco @ Minnesota
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green

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Las Vegas @ Baltimore
Andrew Catalon, Tiki Barber

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LA Chargers @ Carolina
Tom McCarthy, Jay Feely

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Cleveland @ Jacksonville
Chris Lewis, Jason McCourty



CBS LATE
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Cincinnati @ Kansas City
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Pittsburgh @ Denver
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta





FOX SINGLE
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New Orleans @ Dallas
Kevin Burkhardt, Tom Brady

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Indianapolis @ Green Bay
Joe Davis, Greg Olsen

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Seattle @ New England
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

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Tampa Bay @ Detroit
Kevin Kugler, Daryl Johnston

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NY Giants @ Washington
Chris Myers, Mark Schlereth

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LA Rams @ Arizona (LATE)
Adam Amin, Mark Sanchez

[MultiTroll]

Could you put some more color coded maps up?

[MultiTroll]

I don't think Joey B is healthy.

Regardless of what he says.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Could you put some more color coded maps up?

Are you (or your computer) colorblind?

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't think Joey B is healthy.

Regardless of what he says.
Neither was GOAT Mahomes in 2 out of 3 Super Bowl's but he didn't let it bother him or his team.

[MultiTroll]

Are you (or your computer) colorblind?
No i thought your Rainbow celebration could be extended even further.

[MultiTroll]

Neither was GOAT Mahomes in 2 out of 3 Super Bowl's but he didn't let it bother him or his team.
Mahomes willing the refs to not call Aaron Donalds super obvious lined up offsides to deny Super Joe Burrow a chance to close the win was GOAT epic Mahomes for sure.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Mahomes willing the refs to not call Aaron Donalds super obvious lined up offsides to deny Super Joe Burrow a chance to close the win was GOAT epic Mahomes for sure.

:lmao what the fuck kind of argument is this? Mahomes and the Chiefs had nothing to do with that game. They were knocked out in the last game. Why does it matter if a conference opponent wins the Super Bowl to him or not? That's one of the dumbest arguments I've ever seen written. If anything, if you're KC you want Cincinnati to win there to justify that you were the real second place team and not the Rams because at least you took Cinci to OT, had a big lead over them etc.

[DAF86]

Josh is just too good and Ramsey is so done.

[DAF86]

Bills are winning the division easily.

Such an easy call.

[Darth_Pelican]

Tua is one concussion from Chris Benoit

[Robz4000]

Tua is one concussion from Chris Benoit

He needs to be medically retired tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Such an easy call.

Hold your stinking horses, week 2 just started and the Jets had to play @ the 49ers, probably their hardest game of the season, in week 1. Rodgers' first game with all these new wideouts except Lazard. I'm still picking the Jets.

[Millennial_Messiah]

He needs to be medically retired tbh.

Yeah, Tua is done and Miami needs to go back into tanking mode. They already lost half their roster to FA and just paid Ramsey way too much to be the top paid CB for five more years on top of it, so they have a good excuse to tank this time.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I hope so bro. Getting rid of the diva worked wonders for KC so ya never know
The offensive line has looked dominant for Buffalo in the run game the first 2 games, but Miami's defensive line is a shell of its last year's self considering it was gutted in free agency, and Arizona is Arizona. They have one more winnable game vs Jax and then they have back to back at Baltimore and at Houston, I don't see them winning either of those two.

[Millennial_Messiah]

But yeah, Tua is dead. It's time to call it a career. Unfortunately Miami just paid him top dollar so if it's football injury they're stuck with the entire dead cap hit. They might as well start tanking now.

[Millennial_Messiah]

In fact I don't see them winning more than one of the Patriots games without Tagovailoa in the lineup.

[DeadlyDynasty]

It won't be up to Tua. I may be wrong, but I don't believe we'll ever see him step on an NFL football field again. Roger Gooddell was there, and the Dolphins have a bad history of managing concussions with this player.

The images of him turning into Verbal Kint after every hit are extremely damaging to the NFL. Violence is an easy sell, but those particular images don't go over well with the viewing public.

Way old reference, but for boxing fans who remember, Ray Boom Boom Mancini was the hottest ticket in town and must-see TV, and his fight against Doo Koo Kim was to this day the most intense match I ever saw (albeit years later after it was fought). When the public found out Kim never woke from his coma and died, Mancini's popularity tanked, and the sport suffered. Even the ref calling the fight killed himself (I think). Watching death or brain damage in real time is not an easy sell to families. NFL has always been violent, even moreso in years past, but after big hits guys would just get knocked out cold and lay motionless. That is easier to watch than somebody posturing from brain trauma.

It's a Tua problem. His body is not that of an NFL player. He stupidly didn't slide once he passed the sticks too. This kid will die on the field one day if allowed to play again and the NFL knows that.

He's done.

[Millennial_Messiah]

It won't be up to Tua. I may be wrong, but I don't believe we'll ever see him step on an NFL football field again. Roger Gooddell was there, and the Dolphins have a bad history of managing concussions with this player.

The images of him turning into Verbal Kint after every hit are extremely damaging to the NFL. Violence is an easy sell, but those particular images don't go over well with the viewing public.

Way old reference, but for boxing fans who remember, Ray Boom Boom Mancini was the hottest ticket in town and must-see TV, and his fight against Doo Koo Kim was to this day the most intense match I ever saw (albeit years later after it was fought). When the public found out Kim never woke from his coma and died, Mancini's popularity tanked, and the sport suffered. Even the ref calling the fight killed himself (I think). Watching death or brain damage in real time is not an easy sell to families. NFL has always been violent, even moreso in years past, but after big hits guys would just get knocked out cold and lay motionless. That is easier to watch than somebody posturing from brain trauma.

It's a Tua problem. His body is not that of an NFL player. He stupidly didn't slide once he passed the sticks too. This kid will die on the field one day if allowed to play again and the NFL knows that.

He's done.

I agree with all these points. And Goodell being there at the game just cements this probability even more. At least with RG3 it was mostly the legs that took the punishment and he was spared the brunt of the concussions. This guy Tua has been one serious concussion away from retirement for at least a couple of years. And oddly fitting that it was Damar Hamlin of all people that he could have collided with that quite likely ended his career. Life works in mysterious ways, man.

The thing that will be sticky is the brand new contract for Tua and Miami. If he's not medically cleared and/or reaches an injury settlement, the Dolphins will bear the full extent of his guaranteed money which is a whopping $168M over four years ($42M per year through 2028). Normally, for an extenuating circumstance like this especially when the league is involved in the decision, the league would give the team some kind of compensation in the form of cap relief and potentially an extra premium draft pick... but given that the Dolphins openly, outwardly and flagrantly tanked the 2019 season to get him, I'd say that Goodell and the league are probably looking at the franchise with very little sympathy (even if full sympathy for the player). The team has already recently been docked draft picks for multiple reasons. They might award them something like a bottom-second round comp pick in 2025 and still stick them with the full cap hit, which would crush the team's winning chances for a few years.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I agree with all these points. And Goodell being there at the game just cements this probability even more. At least with RG3 it was mostly the legs that took the punishment and he was spared the brunt of the concussions. This guy Tua has been one serious concussion away from retirement for at least a couple of years. And oddly fitting that it was Damar Hamlin of all people that he could have collided with that quite likely ended his career. Life works in mysterious ways, man.

The thing that will be sticky is the brand new contract for Tua and Miami. If he's not medically cleared and/or reaches an injury settlement, the Dolphins will bear the full extent of his guaranteed money which is a whopping $168M over four years ($42M per year through 2028). Normally, for an extenuating circumstance like this especially when the league is involved in the decision, the league would give the team some kind of compensation in the form of cap relief and potentially an extra premium draft pick... but given that the Dolphins openly, outwardly and flagrantly tanked the 2019 season to get him, I'd say that Goodell and the league are probably looking at the franchise with very little sympathy (even if full sympathy for the player). The team has already recently been docked draft picks for multiple reasons. They might award them something like a bottom-second round comp pick in 2025 and still stick them with the full cap hit, which would crush the team's winning chances for a few years.

I agree with just about all of this except the Dolphins tanking in 2019. They started the year as one of the worst teams I've seen in my lifetime, coming out the gates like 0-7 or some shit, then finished the year 5-11, winning games in Week 16 and 17 (the latter upsetting the Patriots and costing them the #1 seed). In fact, Finfans to this day hate Flores because he cost them a chance at Burrow with his anti-tanking

[DAF86]

The worst part of the Tua thing is that these hits that are getting him knocked out don't even look half bad compared to others.

[Darth_Pelican]

Heading to Arlington now. Six Flags tomorrow and game on Sunday.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Heading to Arlington now. Six Flags tomorrow and game on Sunday.

Based, but it's gonna be like 99. Make sure to get a back row seat on Titan (the helix before the mid course break run gives insane G forces especially in the heat that might make you grey out) and New Texas Giant (RMCs coasters are always best in the back). Also, let me know if Shockwave is back open (the older green looping Schwartzkopf coaster that's easily visible from I-30 but a bit hard to find in the park, it's behind the big red oil derrick) - last time I was there it was April 19th with friends and that back part of the park was shut down due to flooding - the river runs through the park and tends to flood that section near the oil derrick when it rains as it's low-lying.

As for food if you're going in a group i'd recommend getting the all day dining plan it's like $31.99 and you can share and mix and match, get food every 90 minutes, Ma Hunkel's in DC Gotham City still has the good wings on the meal plan, and there's also plenty of other good options like Texas Tacos, philly cheesesteak (if that part of the park is open), Tostito's carne asada tacos, and Chop Six chinese (again, in the flood zone part of the park)... other than that it's the typical amusement park fare (bbq sandwiches, turkey legs, "tenders", hot dogs, burgers, fries, pizza etc).

The Oktoberfest food which starts tomorrow there might also be on the meal plan... I know it is at Fiesta Texas, went last weekend... actually I'd appreciate you if you found out for me on my behalf, actually I'd also appreciate if you asked about that on my behalf (whether it's on the meal plan or not - also the seasonal promo food at both Six Flags Over Texas and Fiesta Texas tend to be some of the best food in the park).

[Millennial_Messiah]

I agree with just about all of this except the Dolphins tanking in 2019. They started the year as one of the worst teams I've seen in my lifetime, coming out the gates like 0-7 or some shit, then finished the year 5-11, winning games in Week 16 and 17 (the latter upsetting the Patriots and costing them the #1 seed). In fact, Finfans to this day hate Flores because he cost them a chance at Burrow with his anti-tanking

The thing is Tua WAS the consensus #1 overall pick in 2020 and had been for at least two years, and only Burrow's SEC championship victory over Bama + national title + Heisman at the very end of the 2019 NCAAF season + Tua's late-2019 season injury at the end of his Bama career which changed all of that in Burrow's favor. Before that, Burrow wasn't even a consensus top 3 QB in that draft.

"Tank for Tua" was a real thing and Miami had bought into that and planned for that for a very long time. Sure, they won some games down the stretch, but that was mainly after the Tua injury and Burrow's ascent anyway, so it roughly evened out. But the scores from the first few games of the season pointed to blatant tanking.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Miami_Dolphins_season

[Millennial_Messiah]

Also Darth_Pelican (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22958) if you haven't ridden it before at Six Flags Over Texas the Texas SkyScreamer is 400+ feet tall and a must-ride, you get to see both downtown Dallas and downtown Fort Worth from either direction while swinging that high in the air for about a minute. You actually can see to where the metroplex ends in all directions and city and suburbia gives way to forests and farmland. It's way better than the mediocre version at Six Flags Fiesta Texas which is half as tall and an extremely milquetoast view of the quarry and surrounding woodland and La Cantera suburbia.

Wind is expected to be light tomorrow and no precip so everything *should* be open and operational, not sure if they've re-opened the old woodie (Judge Roy Scream) as that had been under construction for awhile last time I was there with Nick and Bradley/his wife Lexy.

[DeadlyDynasty]

The thing is Tua WAS the consensus #1 overall pick in 2020 and had been for at least two years, and only Burrow's SEC championship victory over Bama + national title + Heisman at the very end of the 2019 NCAAF season + Tua's late-2019 season injury at the end of his Bama career which changed all of that in Burrow's favor. Before that, Burrow wasn't even a consensus top 3 QB in that draft.

"Tank for Tua" was a real thing and Miami had bought into that and planned for that for a very long time. Sure, they won some games down the stretch, but that was mainly after the Tua injury and Burrow's ascent anyway, so it roughly evened out. But the scores from the first few games of the season pointed to blatant tanking.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Miami_Dolphins_season
Mate, Flores NEVER wanted Tua, that was the whole rift. He wanted Herbert (come draft time when Burrow was out of reach) and Ross overruled him

[Millennial_Messiah]

Mate, Flores NEVER wanted Tua, that was the whole rift. He wanted Herbert (come draft time when Burrow was out of reach) and Ross overruled him

Flores was at best a knight on the chessboard though. The fans and Ross all wanted Tua. The media picked Tua to Miami as early as the end of the 2018 regular season. It was the media's dream fit. Tropical and southern boy goes to tropical and southernmost team.

[FrostKing]

Let Tua play. Bro is being paid Millions. Team of men are dependent on him.

I remember in my time teammates getting multiple Concussions. Steve Young was never sheltered.

1 more run for the QB. Let the Man decide.

[Will Hunting]

:lol black QB stat of the week

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[Millennial_Messiah]

Dang, looks like the Rodgers/Packers game in Dallas in the playoffs... 2016. :bang even down to the Cowboys similar type of long TD from Dak to #88 to the 28-13 score for the road team.
Darth_Pelican looks like Carr is legit and you guys might have a SB contender, but it's early. How was Six Flags?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Wak is such putrid trash

[DeadlyDynasty]

But for you Prescott owners he did log a tackle on that INT so it’s not all bad

[Millennial_Messiah]

Dim Zimmer was the dumbest hire ever if you're going to fold on the Prescott contract. Would have been okay if you're planning on moving on from Prescott but you shouldn't have done both. Cowboys will never win in the playoffs until Jerry Jones dies.

[Millennial_Messiah]

But for you Prescott owners he did log a tackle on that INT so it’s not all bad

To be fair to Prescott, that INT was on the WR Brooks for slipping on the in-route and Prescott isn't the one (Zimmer) responsible for the Saints putting up 35, 5 touchdowns on 5 drives, in Dallas in the first half.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Tolbert with the unbelievable catch on an awful throw

[DeadlyDynasty]

Tolbert saves Dak’s ass AGAIN.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Nice play action by Lamar for the TD

[DeadlyDynasty]

Minny just fumbled away a chance to ice the game

[Millennial_Messiah]

Now THAT pick was definitely on Prescott, forced it into triple coverage after the Carr pick

[DeadlyDynasty]

Even garbage time is betraying Dak now. Say it ain’t so.

[benefactor]

Maybe Monkeyball Jackson needs more Gatorade commercials.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Why did Jackson give up the ball so early??? I thought he could’ve gone another 20 yards on steam alone before giving it up. The Raiders D was in remarkably bad position

[DeadlyDynasty]

That first game against the Cardinals not looking so bad for the Bills now

[DeadlyDynasty]

Marvin Harrison Jr is already an all pro

[Millennial_Messiah]

Even garbage time is betraying Dak now. Say it ain’t so.

Yeah, he's not the garbage time Joe Montana Mark Celibate that he was in 2018 to 2020 (pre leg injury).

[Millennial_Messiah]

Purdy, Prescott, Jackson, Richardson, Lawrence all had shitty games. But, out of the QBs today I'm most disappointed in today, it's Jared Goff.

That's got to be some of the most awful last-drive game management from a QB that I've ever seen, and it proves Detroit under Campbell A) made a big mistake with the new top end contract with Goff, and B) won't make or win the Super Bowl as long as Goff is the starting QB.

How does a 9-year veteran starting QB, drafted first overall no less, not know that you can't throw short passes over the middle of the field when you're down more than a field goal needing a TD late in the game? I mean he was handed great field position with a spare timeout, no less. Apart from the Williams no/catch on the sideline all he did was throw 4-6 yard curls to the middle of the field, well short of the goal line with no timeouts and they would have run out of time even if they were caught... Seriously Jared Goff? Detroit is in huge trouble. The average middle school starting QB would know better than that.

[DAF86]

Reid still the same conservative old fuck of always. Imagine kicking the FG on 4th and goal with 1 yard to go in 2024. :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Not to semen shield for Prescott but he was far from the reason Dallas lost and snapped their two-year home winning streak today. When the defense gives up 44 points and 90% conversion on third down, five touchdowns on five drives in the first half, you can't fault the guy for chucking it into double coverage down 22 in the fourth to your best player, and the first INT was the young WR slipping on the in route.

Prescott did enough in the first half to win the game. The running game still looks shot (Deuce Vaughn is nothing like Prime Tony Pollard pre-injury. I don't know wtf the coaches see in him? He has no quickness, no lateral agility, and I don't think he's ever gotten more than a 3 yard gain on a rush play. Also he's not a great receiver) and the middle of the line doesn't block the way they used to. Prescott is missing his favorite middle target (tight end Ferguson) which is a major issue on got-to-have-it type drives, playing from behind. Doesn't quite trust Schoonmaker yet to fill that void. Lamb again disappeared in the second half, but was getting triple covered every play. Tolbert has been awful but he did make a few plays today, but settling for FGs early and not being able to run for more than 3 ypg is killing this offense.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Reid still the same conservative old fuck of always. Imagine kicking the FG on 4th and goal with 1 yard to go in 2024. :lol

I don't get why Reid is afraid to sneak Mahomes. Probability wise it's a low injury risk play for the QB because it's not high speed at all. Yes it happened once in 2019 and cost them a few games that year (but not the Super Bowl) but it was a fluke and it's dumb as rocks to go away from a money play just because your demigod QB got injured once in his career because of it.

[Will Hunting]

Bo Nix is ass…Sean Payton should have just stayed retired and not exposed how shitty he is without Brees.

[DAF86]

Chiefs self inflicted wounds. The Bengals sell out to stop the passing game, that's why Mahomes always struggles against them. Stop tryibg to force the passes and just keep running the ball.

[DeadlyDynasty]

What a dime from Mahomes

[Will Hunting]

Justin Fields has played very well so far today, idk how you could justify making Struggle Wilson the QB when he comes back.

[DAF86]

Chiefs self inflicted wounds. The Bengals sell out to stop the passing game, that's why Mahomes always struggles against them. Stop tryibg to force the passes and just keep running the ball.

Smh. Self inflicted wounds everywhere.

[DAF86]

As awlays, the defense carrying the Bengals vs the Chiefs, but when they win, Burrow is gonna be the one to take all the credit.

[DAF86]

A 76 yard FG fakeout, has Reid gone senile in the offseason? :lol

[benefactor]

A 76 yard FG fakeout, has Reid gone senile in the offseason? :lol
68 tbh

[GAustex]

9ers and Cowboys lose
Packers win
A very good day

[DeadlyDynasty]

Chiefs-Bengals game is old school football, love it

[DAF86]

Chiefs-Bengals game is old school football, love it

That 1st week win looking better right now for your Bills, tbh.

[DAF86]

Taylor teaching Reid to go for it on 4th and goal.

[DAF86]

That rookie left tackle for the Chiefs looking bad, tbh.

[lefty20]

What a pick

[DeadlyDynasty]

Holy shit that pick:wow

[MultiTroll]

What a pick


Holy shit that pick:wow
The 1st interception that was robbed when Taylor Kelce was awarded a bogus pass int call?
Or the 2nd one?

Both were kick ass.

[DAF86]

Nobody gives Mahomes more problems than the Bengals' defense. Imagine if the Bengals had Josh Allen as their QB. :wow

[DeadlyDynasty]

That 1st week win looking better right now for your Bills, tbh.
For sure, but we’ll see against a desperate Jaguars team. Pederson has owned McDermott

[DeadlyDynasty]

Fans at Steelers Broncos game deserve a refund

[Will Hunting]

Ok I’ve seen enough from Nix. Hes not gonna amount of jack shit in the NFL.

[DeadlyDynasty]

That rookie left tackle for the Chiefs looking bad, tbh.
Really bad

[DAF86]

That was a blatant defensive offside by the Bengals. How do you miss that?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Ok I’ve seen enough from Nix. Hes not gonna amount of jack shit in the NFL.
I thought Drew Lock changed his number tbh

[MultiTroll]

Proper offensive holding called on Chiefs! :wow

...as Patty hit Taylor Kelce for a big gain!

Historic.

[DAF86]

Reid should have challenged that.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Great effort by Gesicki

[DeadlyDynasty]

No doubt Mahomes gives them the lead.

[Will Hunting]

How did Burrow just completely not see that blitz at all? He has way too many brain hiccups for an elite QB.

[DAF86]

How did Burrow just completely not see that blitz at all? He has way too many brain hiccups for an elite QB.

Because he's an overrated piece of shit that is only thought of as better a QB than guys like Allen or Jackson because his team's defense gives Mahomes problems like no other defense in the league.

[Will Hunting]

So Payton didn’t go for the onside kick and now Denver gets the ball back with 20 seconds left. Very elite coaching!

[MultiTroll]

#33 Daijahn Anthony
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.e19bd9688ba62dbc5aaee9c31dfc695d?rik=Vf3xOdVyO6T Fqw&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.clipartbest.com%2fcliparts%2f yTo%2f6ak%2fyTo6akLTE.jpeg&ehk=%2fqIKUJr3L8jfRQAQ6bOamasbYFqcfpchqjLqWI1xYHE% 3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

[Thanos]

Cincy would have won by double digits if they didn’t have some of the lowest IQ dudes in the league.

Nice win for MAGAhomes tbh

[DeadlyDynasty]

Jamarr Chase going full negro after running his mouth is going to be some fun discussion tomorrow

[DAF86]

What an ugly ass game.

[DeadlyDynasty]

How did Burrow just completely not see that blitz at all? He has way too many brain hiccups for an elite QB.
Yeah even Malik Willis would’ve seen that coming tbh

[Robz4000]

This is shaping up to be the most boring season in recent memory tbh. Chiefs will go something like 13-4 and sleepwalk their way to a threepeat.

[Fat Brandon Bass]

So Payton didn’t go for the onside kick and now Denver gets the ball back with 20 seconds left. Very elite coaching!

If you look at Payton's resume in New Orleans, it's just about exactly identical to McCarthy's in Green Bay; especially when you consider they both had an elite QB for almost the same time frame. I assume the only reason everyone thought the former was a "great coach" while the latter wasn't was because McCarthy is a lard a$$ who gives off the impression of being lazy tbh imho

[Will Hunting]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

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[Will Hunting]

Stroud might be the 2nd best QB in the NFL right now.

[Blake]

I mean if Patrick plays that shitty and they still beat a good Bengals team then who is gonna beat them

[MultiTroll]

Fabbs takes over the Bengals and one of the first things to happen is this guy is getting a haircut.
https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/upload/t_editorial_landscape_6_desktop/f_auto/bengals/jn9nw5i9y4tswym99juj.jpg
His dipstick play went from Game Over to bailed out Patty Brady.

[Blake]

The Texans coach looks like an even more clueless version of Charlie Strong. 4th and inches at their 30, your O Line is moving bodies and you kick the FG?

[benefactor]

Stroud might be the 2nd best QB in the NFL right now.
I think Kansas City would rather see any other team than Houston in the AFC championship. They will be out for next level revenge.

[lefty20]

Even the ref seemed disappointed in our o-line

[benefactor]

Stroud might be the 2nd best QB in the NFL right now.
Careful. You are going to receive the wrath of Faggs.

:cry muh Jackson :cry

[MultiTroll]

Watch Taylor make the call. :lol

1. You're allowed to engage the first 5 yards.
2. Watch Taylor Kelce grab 33 by his wrists and shove off. Offensive interference if anything.
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The call nullified an INT of Mahomes. Altho the same drive the Bengals got another legit INT which was allowed.

Daijahn Anthony costs Bengals with big penalties (larrybrownsports.com) (https://larrybrownsports.com/football/daijahn-anthony-penalty-chiefs-bengals-loss/639179)

[benefactor]

Tank has to make that catch

[lefty20]

Run game has been a disaster so far this season

[lefty20]

Houston allowed to throw punches whenever the fuck they want. That's cool.

[DAF86]

A fucking punch doesn't get penalized. :lol You have the technology, just get on the phone and tell the refs to throw the flag.

[DAF86]

What a horrible challenge. :lol

[lefty20]

Who the fuck is advising Flus to challenge these calls? Fire that mf

[DAF86]

What horrible play calling by the Bears.

[Will Hunting]

:lol anyone who saw GAYleb as more than just another mulatto bust

[DAF86]

Bears' defense can't do more than they did to keep Williams in the game. LGBTQB needs to step up, tbh.

[MultiTroll]

What horrible play calling by the Bears.
No shit.
QB is getting attacked within 1.5 seconds. Even 1 second someone is making contact with him.

Call some fucking hot routes retard OC.

[MultiTroll]

Ya these deep routes are working out so well because the Bears OLine is giving time to throw.

[Darth_Pelican]

Well that was a fun trip. What a difference an offensive coordinator makes.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Well that was a fun trip. What a difference an offensive coordinator makes.
If the Saints win the division and a playoff game or two, I think you have to fire Dennis Allen because Kubiak will get snatched up in a heartbeat. Same story with Houston

[Mark Celibate]

Yeah, he's not the garbage time Joe Montana Mark Celibate (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49544) that he was in 2018 to 2020 (pre leg injury).

Imagine still caring about the Cowboons in 2024. Everyone knows the Dallas Cowboons are just an attention seeking digital marketing business designed to maximize shekels by staying "somewhat competitive" year in and year out so that the analyst apes on Tyrone Sports Network keep talking about them every Monday morning and giving them attention. Jerruh basically shoved a giant dildo up your a$$ last year by keeping things status quo so that he can retain them as the #1 most profitable organization. Tyrone keeps repping that Dak Prescott jersey and Shaniqua still 'twerkin that thang' at Ekko Lounge at every Dallas Cowboys Post game party and the shekels keep rollin in. Time to jump on the Harbaugh bandwagon brah

[Brazil]

Fucking Campbell cost the Lions a very winnable game... smh

[Will Hunting]

Imagine still caring about the Cowboons in 2024. Everyone knows the Dallas Cowboons are just an attention seeking digital marketing business designed to maximize shekels by staying "somewhat competitive" year in and year out so that the analyst apes on Tyrone Sports Network keep talking about them every Monday morning and giving them attention. Jerruh basically shoved a giant dildo up your a$$ last year by keeping things status quo so that he can retain them as the #1 most profitable organization. Tyrone keeps repping that Dak Prescott jersey and Shaniqua still 'twerkin that thang' at Ekko Lounge at every Dallas Cowboys Post game party and the shekels keep rollin in. Time to jump on the Harbaugh bandwagon brah
:lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Well that was a fun trip. What a difference an offensive coordinator makes.

How was Six Flags Over Texas? Did you stay the whole 11-12 hours it was open and what all did you get to ride?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Imagine still caring about the Cowboons in 2024. Everyone knows the Dallas Cowboons are just an attention seeking digital marketing business designed to maximize shekels by staying "somewhat competitive" year in and year out so that the analyst apes on Tyrone Sports Network keep talking about them every Monday morning and giving them attention. Jerruh basically shoved a giant dildo up your a$$ last year by keeping things status quo so that he can retain them as the #1 most profitable organization. Tyrone keeps repping that Dak Prescott jersey and Shaniqua still 'twerkin that thang' at Ekko Lounge at every Dallas Cowboys Post game party and the shekels keep rollin in. Time to jump on the Harbaugh bandwagon brah
Based on context clues, I'm beginning to believe that you/ DOK / Will Hunting (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17032), Fat Brandon Bass (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=54479), JasonGarrett (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=52792), and even Clipper Nation (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500) are all the same person.... while certainly a funnier and more cohesive schtick than all the derp alts in 2021, it's kind of becoming a bit obvious at this point.

you supporting the Chargers (finally, again)... Will going with Struggle (it's appropriate, but CN founded that term) Wilson yesterday... you "two" quoting and using the same memes about ghetto black life in Dallas... it just makes too much sense.

[Will Hunting]

Based on context clues, I'm beginning to believe that you/ DOK / Will Hunting (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17032), Fat Brandon Bass (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=54479), JasonGarrett (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=52792), and even Clipper Nation (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500) are all the same person.... while certainly a funnier and more cohesive schtick than all the derp alts in 2021, it's kind of becoming a bit obvious at this point.
:lol no, I'm definitely not the same person as Mark Celibate / Fat Brandon Bass.

It should be pretty obvious who he is for anyone who's been on this site long enough.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol no, I'm definitely not the same person as Mark Celibate / Fat Brandon Bass.

It should be pretty obvious who he is for anyone who's been on this site long enough.
BUMP . I've been on this site since 2008/2009 under various usernames, so yeah.

[benefactor]

All of these years later and BUMP is still rolling out the classics

[benefactor]

BUMP . I've been on this site since 2008/2009 under various usernames, so yeah.
Yeah you were guitardude:lol

[Darth_Pelican]

How was Six Flags Over Texas? Did you stay the whole 11-12 hours it was open and what all did you get to ride?

Got there around 12:30 and stayed till around 7. The heat just takes it out of you. All of the rides were open except Judge Roy Scream. Top 3 rides were Titan, Texas Giant, & Mr. Freeze.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Got there around 12:30 and stayed till around 7. The heat just takes it out of you. All of the rides were open except Judge Roy Scream. Top 3 rides were Titan, Texas Giant, & Mr. Freeze.

Yup, that's typically my experience as well, but don't like to go when it's 90+. I think Judge Roy Scream has been down since the beginning of the year at least, but it's good that everything else is up and open. And absolutely that's the top 3 no doubt.

As bad as Texas heat is, I'd reckon Louisiana heat is even worse, since it's much more humid, the nights stay extremely sultry like a sauna, and you don't even have a winter/cool weather at all even in Dec to Feb. There's a reason that hot peppers (native to the tropics) grow year round there.

[Millennial_Messiah]

All of these years later and BUMP is still rolling out the classics

Yup


Yeah you were guitardude:lol

Correct

[Millennial_Messiah]

Kirk Cousins is a BALLER. Absolutely crushing it on primetime game night on the road against winning team above .500 and playoff team. And with the final game-winning drive. Baller.

[DeadlyDynasty]

That Ravens-Cowboys game next week is going to be great. 2 desperate teams who had SB aspirations already in must-win mode

[MultiTroll]

Careful. You are going to receive the wrath of Faggs.

:cry muh Jackson :cry
:lol
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[spurraider21]

i really hate that we are wasting Maxx Crosby's career tbh

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[FrostKing]

:lol
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Only Rodgers would possibly do it in Dan the Man's Era.