***** OFFICIAL Week 13 Game Thread, Sponsored By Tofurky *****

[Millennial_Messiah]

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Yuck.... Happy Thanksgiving. It's been a pretty yucky year and football season. 2024 has been a Tofurky.

[Millennial_Messiah]

NFL TV Schedule and Maps: Week 13, 2024

All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.


NATIONAL BROADCASTS
Thanksgiving 12:30 ET: Chicago @ Detroit (CBS; Jim Nantz, Tony Romo)



Thanksgiving 4:30 ET: NY Giants @ Dallas (FOX; Kevin Burkhardt, Tom Brady)



Thanksgiving 8:20 ET: Miami @ Green Bay (NBC; Mike Tirico, Jason Garrett)



Black Friday 3:00 ET: Las Vegas @ Kansas City (Amazon)



Sunday Night: San Francisco @ Buffalo (NBC; Mike Tirico, Cris Collinsworth)



Monday Night: Cleveland @ Denver (ESPN)



LV-KC will be simulcast on KTNV (ABC/13) Las Vegas and KSHB (NBC/41) Kansas City.
CLE-DEN will be simulcast on WOIO (CBS/19) Cleveland and KMGH (ABC/7) Denver.

December 1, 2024

CBS EARLY
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Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis

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LA Chargers @ Atlanta
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green

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Tennessee @ Washington
Andrew Catalon, Tiki Barber, Jason McCourty

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Indianapolis @ New England
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta



CBS LATE
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Philadelphia @ Baltimore
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

This game will be nationally televised.




FOX SINGLE
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█ Hawaii

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Arizona @ Minnesota
Joe Davis, Greg Olsen

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Seattle @ NY Jets
Adam Amin, Mark Sanchez

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Houston @ Jacksonville
Kevin Kugler, Daryl Johnston

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LA Rams @ New Orleans (LATE)
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

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Tampa Bay @ Carolina (LATE)
Chris Myers, Mark Schlereth

[GAustex]

It’s Redskins!

[Millennial_Messiah]

It’s Redskins!

100 percent. Never been a fan of that team but the woke name change needs to go, everything about 2020 needs to be undone, in accordance with the electoral results.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Go Giants but never unestimate the Cowturds for miserably ruining a tank.

Last time they could have had Trevor & Marissa Lawrence .....but instead they decided to win 6 games and burn 160 million on Quack Prescott... instead of Based Trevor, they got to draft an ultra-diva Dwight Freeney esque one trick pony pass rusher instead who's from PA and wants to play for a PA team and will probably end up there... welp, they'll never learn.

[FrostKing]

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[FrostKing]

https://youtu.be/EoebUFaZViY?si=mAwCS0Xtnx7HFpGv

[Millennial_Messiah]

Body bag game!!!

[GAustex]

Da bears

[lefty20]

If this doesn't warrant a mid season firing of a coach... then I fucking give up.

[DAF86]

What the fuck was that? :lmao That Bears coach needs to be fired right now via twitter. That's the worst end of game management I have ever seen.

[Millennial_Messiah]

If this doesn't warrant a mid season firing of a coach... then I fucking give up.

lol.......... shades of Cowboys era Mike McCarthy :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

What the fuck was that? :lmao That Bears coach needs to be fired right now via twitter. That's the worst end of game management I have ever seen.

You clearly missed the part where Mike McCarthy ran Dak Prescott up the middle with no timeouts to lose a playoff game, and the one where Jason Garrett iced his own kicker to lose a game in OT.

[DAF86]

You clearly missed the part where Mike McCarthy ran Dak Prescott up the middle with no timeouts to lose a playoff game, and the one where Jason Garrett iced his own kicker to lose a game in OT.

This is worst, they had the tie in the bag and somehow managed to fuck up.

[GAustex]

It would have been a long field goal

[Millennial_Messiah]

This is worst, they had the tie in the bag and somehow managed to fuck up.

Reminded me of the Atlanta last drive in the 28-3 Super Bowl game. Got all the way down into close field goal range and managed to fuck it up, take a sack, take a 10 yard penalty, negative plays, incomplete pass and now all of a sudden you fucked yourself out of a sure field goal by trying to get too greedy.

[Millennial_Messiah]

It would have been a long field goal

What you do in that situation is run a 10 yard play over the middle on 3rd down then call the timeout. At that point your field goal is around 50 yards perhaps less.

[DAF86]

It would have been a long field goal

They were inside the 30 before they started fucking up. :lol

[lefty20]

Worth noting that Caleb is the only QB to throw for multiple TDs against the Lions this year.

We've got the QB, now just get Bill Bellicheat in here, shore up the trenches and we're golden.

[lefty20]

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Flus is straight up trolling at this point.

[GAustex]

Plenty of room on that Green and Gold bandwagon

[Millennial_Messiah]

Plenty of room on that Green and Gold bandwagon

Still third best team in a division of four...

Though, Love is the best quarterback in the NFC North. I was high on him coming into 2024 for a good reason. He's the new, more athletic Favre. He's definitely not a micromanager like Rodgers. He has fun playing some football. He's much more likeable than peak Rodgers.

As for MVPs, I'd say we haven't had a non-QB win MVP since 2012, so it's time to shake things up a bit and go with Saquon Barkley or Derrick Henry, loser of those two should get Offensive Player of the Year.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm not too pissed the Cowboys will somehow end up like 8-9 or 9-8 and ruining the tank completely because I'm just not really high on this coming year's draft, especially at QB. I don't see any surefire blue chip position players at positions of need. The Cowboys already are very solid at corner, linebackers etc and WR which seem to be the top people in the draft. I wouldn't mind taking an o-lineman high though, Zack Martin is probably done and he wasn't any good anyway when he played this year. The run game got noticeably better for Dallas since Martin went out injured for the year. Tyler Guyton seems to be a bust or a right tackle at best which is not ideal for a first round pick but he might be a long term upgrade over Steele. I would like to draft a tackle or a defensive end in the first round.

[lefty20]

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[Millennial_Messiah]

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Yeah, it's tough to be the 4th team in a historically elite three-headed division of four, but they have several games including non-division games that they completely just pissed away for no good reason due to bad coaching, like losing to the shitty-ass Colts, mediocre Texans, and the fail mary loss at Washington was inexcusible. They should at least be a 7-5 team even without a division win, with a shot at 9-8 or 10-7 and a wild card birth.

[Millennial_Messiah]

DAF86


Kansas City just keeps winning, tbh. :toast #WinBabyWin

[DAF86]

DAF86


Kansas City just keeps winning, tbh. :toast #WinBabyWin

They hate us 'cause they anus.

[Millennial_Messiah]

They hate us 'cause they anus.

I loved that movie and can't believe it's been a full 10 years since. Life was better then, by far, tbh, and I had youth on my side. Would absolutely love to take back life to that point in time.

[Donald Sterling.]

Mahomo living off reputation at this point, struggling to move the ball against garbage like Carolina and Oakland, despite the fact that he has more legit weapons than Allen and Jackson combined :lol

Routinely bailed out by defensive plays or self-inflicted mistakes by the opposing team.

Can't wait for the Swifts to lose to the Bills or Ravens these playoffs, so people will start to call him out, instead of bringing up rings which have nothing to do with how piss poor he's playing currently.

[DAF86]

Mahomo living off reputation at this point, struggling to move the ball against garbage like Carolina and Oakland, despite the fact that he has more legit weapons than Allen and Jackson combined :lol

Routinely bailed out by defensive plays or self-inflicted mistakes by the opposing team.

Can't wait for the Swifts to lose to the Bills or Ravens these playoffs, so people will start to call him out, instead of bringing up rings which have nothing to do with how piss poor he's playing currently.

Against the Panthers they scored 30 and Mahomes had 3 TDs :lmao

On this game they moved the ball just fine, they just couldn't capitalize on the red zone.

[Donald Sterling.]

Apparently Swifts o lineman are allowed to do wwe moves and still Kermit can't throw for more than 1 td against the lousy Raiders :lol

That's why I don't care how poorly the Swifts play, in the playoffs refs will be there to bail them out again and again and gift Kermit extra time to make a play. Which has been the trend of the Swifts dynasty for all these years.





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[Donald Sterling.]

Imagine giving up 400+ yards to Russell Wilson in 2024 :lol

Only low iq casuals like daf will pin Cincinnati's shitshow of a season on Burrow.

The way he's playing they would be lucky to win 5 games if that was Kermit playing for the Bengals :lol

[DAF86]

Burrow's shameless stat padding on garbage time knows no bounds, tbh.

[DAF86]

Imagine giving up 400+ yards to Russell Wilson in 2024 :lol

Only low iq casuals like daf will pin Cincinnati's shitshow of a season on Burrow.

The way he's playing they would be lucky to win 5 games if that was Kermit playing for the Bengals :lol

3 giveaways that gave the Steelers the game today.

[DAF86]

Imagine giving up 400+ yards to Russell Wilson in 2024 :lol

Only low iq casuals like daf will pin Cincinnati's shitshow of a season on Burrow.

The way he's playing they would be lucky to win 5 games if that was Kermit playing for the Bengals :lol

Burrow with the 23rd ranked defense = 4-8

Mahomes with the 24th ranked defense = AFC championship loss due to a defensive offside call and a coin toss

[DAF86]

Burrow with the 23rd ranked defense = 4-8

Mahomes with the 24th ranked defense = AFC championship loss due to a defensive offside call and a coin toss

I forgot, also due to this call:

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Imagine the crying Donald Sterling would do if Mahomes got this call. :lol

[GAustex]

Justin Tucker is human after all

[GAustex]

Justin Tucker is human after all

[Millennial_Messiah]

Big Bark Saquon for MVP, tbh. He's well over 1,500 now and with five games left if he stays healthy he should hit 2,000 and with the Eagles standing as strong as they are, he should be MVP. Lol Jackson and Trash Allen. Also I would say Henry for OPOY if the Ravens at least make a playoff birth.

[Robz4000]

CMC never should've played this year.

[Donald Sterling.]

Josh Allen is playing so much better than Kermit it's ridiculous. Give that man his mvp.

[Mark Celibate]

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Yuck.... Happy Thanksgiving. It's been a pretty yucky year and football season. 2024 has been a Tofurky.

:lol sons did you see the Utah Jazz coach pull a “Jason Garrett” the other day and ice his own team right before they hit the game winner?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bGXmGMtXSsk&pp=ygUXVXRhaCBqYXp6IGNvYWNoIHRpbWVvdXQ%3D (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bGXmGMtXSsk&pp=ygUXVXRhaCBqYXp6IGNvYWNoIHRpbWVvdXQ%3D)

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol sons did you see the Utah Jazz coach pull a “Jason Garrett” the other day and ice his own team right before they hit the game winner?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bGXmGMtXSsk&pp=ygUXVXRhaCBqYXp6IGNvYWNoIHRpbWVvdXQ%3D (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bGXmGMtXSsk&pp=ygUXVXRhaCBqYXp6IGNvYWNoIHRpbWVvdXQ%3D)

I haven't watched basketball in 7 and a half years, but that's cool if true


other than the Redskins getting named the Commanders which is retarded and going from 16 game seasons to 17 permanently which is also fucktarded (covid losses have already more than made up by now), the NFL at least hasn't completely ruined its product like the NBA has.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Josh Allen is playing so much better than Kermit it's ridiculous. Give that man his mvp.

Saquon Barkley >>>>>>>>> Trash Allen


Buffalo's o-line makes them very hard to beat, their heartbeat is their run game and blocking in general, and their defense is above average for now.

[Donald Sterling.]

Bo Nix has it all. Strong arm, accurate, able to scramble and throw on the run. It won't be long before he's the best qb in the division tbh.

[DAF86]

Bo Nix has it all. Strong arm, accurate, able to scramble and throw on the run. It won't be long before he's the best qb in the division tbh.

Dude, is it even trolling at this point, when all you gain with this is me quoting you later and having a laugh at your expense, tbh? :lol

[Donald Sterling.]

I forgot, also due to this call:

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Imagine the crying Donald Sterling (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49580) would do if Mahomes got this call. :lol

Not a patsfan but i'm glad you still have some level of integrity to not argue against the fact Kermit gets more bs calls than any qb currently, but instead you opt to deflect to another qb :tu

[GAustex]

So Watson is done?

[Donald Sterling.]

Bo Nix has it all. Strong arm, accurate, able to scramble and throw on the run. It won't be long before he's the best qb in the division tbh.


Dude, is it even trolling at this point, when all you gain with this is me quoting you later and having a laugh at your expense, tbh? :lol

The goods :lol

[DAF86]

The goods :lol

How's that "Bo Nix is elite" take going? :lol

[Donald Sterling.]

How's that "Bo Nix is elite" take going? :lol

Pretty well it seems. Nix had the better season, made the playoffs unlike Mahomo and outplayed him head to head.

Strange choice to bump this in the off season with both qb's coming off surgery but okay.

My original analysis of Nix was pretty accurate actually. Thanks for asking :tu

[DAF86]

Pretty well it seems. Nix had the better season, made the playoffs unlike Mahomo and outplayed him head to head.

Strange choice to bump this in the off season with both qb's coming off surgery but okay.

My original analysis of Nix was pretty accurate actually. Thanks for asking :tu

Bo Nix sucks, just like Drake Maye. All time defenses and couldn't get it done. It's only gomna get tougher from now on.

[Donald Sterling.]

Bo Nix sucks, just like Drake Maye. All time defenses and couldn't get it done. It's only gomna get tougher from now on.

"All time defenses and couldn't get it done" :lol

Nix outplayed arguably the best QB in the league in the playoffs, led a game winning drive in overtime to beat the favorites to come out of the AFC before suffering a season ending injury, as opposed to Maye who was below average the entire Pats playoff run.

Nowhere near the same circumstances but good to know you're still mentally retarded after months of not posting on here :tu

[DAF86]

"All time defenses and couldn't get it done" :lol

Nix outplayed arguably the best QB in the league in the playoffs, led a game winning drive in overtime to beat the favorites to come out of the AFC before suffering a season ending injury, as opposed to Maye who was below average the entire Pats playoff run.

Nowhere near the same circumstances but good to know you're still mentally retarded after months of not posting on here :tu

Maye could at least fool everybody into a top 2 MVP finish, Nix couldn't even muster that. :lol

[Donald Sterling.]

Maye could at least fool everybody into a top 2 MVP finish, Nix couldn't even muster that. :lol


Yes, both had a better season than Mahomo as did several other QB's. Duly noted :tu

Nix didn't have to be an mvp candidate, sometimes you just have to be good, sometimes that's all your team needs.

Bo Nix was good last season but I don't expect a low iq third worlder who's made a 20 year career out of dick riding all time greats on the internet across several sports to understand that concept.

[DAF86]

Yes, both had a better season than Mahomo as did several other QB's. Duly noted :tu

Nix didn't have to be an mvp candidate, sometimes you just have to be good, sometimes that's all your team needs.

Bo Nix was good last season but I don't expect a low iq third worlder who's made a 20 year career out of dick riding all time greats on the internet across several sports to understand that concept.

"Good"? I thought he was elite. :lol

[Donald Sterling.]

"Good"? I thought he was elite. :lol

You said it, not me. Third world education system has failed you I'm afraid.

Although the rest of the QB play in his division did make him look pretty good in comparison.

[DAF86]

You said it, not me. Third world education system has failed you I'm afraid.

Although the rest of the QB play in his division did make him look pretty good in comparison.

You said Bo Nix would become the best QB in the division, that means being better than a top 3 QB of all-time in his prime. To be better than that, you have to be elite. Bo Nix isn't, nor will ever be elite.

[Donald Sterling.]

You said Bo Nix would become the best QB in the division, that means being better than a top 3 QB of all-time in his prime. To be better than that, you have to be elite. Bo Nix isn't, nor will ever be elite.

Getting his culo blasted twice in the big game and a 10-7 td/int ratio is pretty fucking far from elite as well but here we are.