Game thread: Spurs (32-45) vs. Trailblazers (34-44 -- Sun. 4/06/2025 - 5:00pm CST (1:00am Riga Time; 12:00pm Hawaii)

[Guru of Nothing]

Go Spurs Go! ...or not?

[LeBowen]

Jeremy is still out for the Spurs.

https://i.imgur.com/HsyM087.png

Fuck them.
Just deploy tank commander Branham, tbh.

[Dex]

NO SPURS NO!!!

[LeBowen]

Of fucking course that Devin looks great in a game we need to lose.


18-0 Blazers run, great job by our guys!

[CorrectCrusader]

We're about to get blown out lol.

[CorrectCrusader]

Blake great job staying in front of your man but you actually gotta stop him from continuing to get to the rim.

[scott]

Spurs understood the assignment. Mitch's best performance to date.

[Dex]

Get Castle 20/5/5 and this game is a victory tbh

[scott]

How about JMac for backup point next season? Not flashy, but all around solid. Kind of like if Tre Jones could shoot.

[Dex]

How about JMac for backup point next season? Not flashy, but all around solid. Kind of like if Tre Jones could shoot.

Need to see a lot more before I start putting him up there with Tre Jones (which isn't a high bar)

[poopbox]

Branhim fucking sucks

[LeBowen]

How about JMac for backup point next season? Not flashy, but all around solid. Kind of like if Tre Jones could shoot.

I'd like to see Castle in backup PG role.
Starts with Fox and runs the bench unit.

Then have another veteran like McL just in case.


Branhim fucking sucks

That's exactly what we need today!

[CorrectCrusader]

How about JMac for backup point next season? Not flashy, but all around solid. Kind of like if Tre Jones could shoot.

lol he sucks

[CorrectCrusader]

Mattisse Thybulle has a fucking minecraft ass haircut. Fuckin cube

[heyheymymy]

captain tank #22 reporting for duty

[LeBowen]

captain tank #22 reporting for duty

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ry-GkXwisjYAAAAd/malaki-branham-malaki.gif

[CorrectCrusader]

Vassell is the dumbest player I've ever seen lmao

[Splits]

Is there a more unlikeable duo in the league than Keldumb/Asseline? So much stupidity and low IQ play there.

[Robz4000]

Spurs really gonna fight for that 11th seed tbh.

[CorrectCrusader]

Lmao these refs are fuckin cheeks

[LeBowen]

Keldon :lmao :lmao

[Splits]

Keldumb 0/7 and a team low -18 in 12 minutes against a tanking shit team

lmao please please get rid of this obnoxious poser

[heyheymymy]

step back air ball three lol

[LeBowen]

Keldumb 0/7 and a team low -18 in 12 minutes against a tanking shit team

lmao please please get rid of this obnoxious poser

Don't worry, Brian will convince the Suns that power of friendship would be beneficial for their franchise.
We'll trade Keldon, Devin and Jeremy for KD.

[CGD]

I remember the spurs being linked to Blanton a while ago. I see why. and Kamara is awesome too

[CGD]

They have some nice role players on their team. Can see why they’re competing in the standings

[Dex]

I am so ready for Vassell and his shitty chucking to be off this team.

Dude never found a shot he didn't like.

[CorrectCrusader]

That Clingan block was pretty clearly a goaltend

[LeBowen]

Great job by Mitch to play Branham who's winning this game for the Blazers.

[Mal]

Branham and Wesley are real turd brothers

[ginobilized]

Spurs L and Hawks L would be a good day

This game is a tankmaster's delight

[Splits]

Spurs L and Hawks L would be a good day

This game is a tankmaster's delight

hey bra, do you have any extra of what you're injecting? ATL is up 17 with 7 minutes to play against the worst team in the league. Don't try to emulate exstatic

[LeBowen]

Nice dunk.

We're actually going to win this one, ffs.

[Splits]

fucking get Castle out of there, he's ruining the tank

[scott]

NO SPURS NO

[CorrectCrusader]

Malaki winning us this game book it

[baseline bum]

Don't tell me Mitch is going to blow this and make up one game against Portland

[baseline bum]

fucking get Castle out of there, he's ruining the tank

Dammit I want to see Biyombo putting up logo threes

[LeBowen]

Camara with 20/10, Suns just gave him away. :lol

[scott]

Find you a partner that loves you the way Chris Paul loves a big man switched on him

[baseline bum]

Shadeon Sharpe sucking fucks

[LeBowen]

Damn, that was an all-time great tank sequence.

[baseline bum]

Nice, backcourt turnovers with Point Bran Ham like the old days

[CorrectCrusader]

Malaki has stubby ass arms. Shoutout to him for being the worst defender in basketball

[baseline bum]

Find you a partner that loves you the way Chris Paul loves a big man switched on him

Bend over, I'll give you a big man switched on to you

[scott]

That was some All NBA level clutch time ineptitude. Bravo.

[Splits]

thank allah Devin was in to throw this one

[LeBowen]

I guess that would be it as far as the lottery odds go.

Clippers, Warriors, Suns on the road and Raptors home game left.
We could theoretically tie the Raptors if they go 3-0 against Hornets, Mavs and us, but it's unlikely.

Hopefully we can put the last nail in the coffin of the Suns season and then give Pop a W on his farewell.

[Splits]

Bend over, I'll give you a big man switched on to you

:lol

[CorrectCrusader]

It is so funny how you can immediately know something bad will happen when Malaki touches the ball

[scott]

I guess that would be it as far as the lottery odds go.

Clippers, Warriors, Suns on the road and Raptors home game left.
We could theoretically tie the Raptors if they go 3-0 against Hornets, Mavs and us, but it's unlikely.

Hopefully we can put the last nail in the coffin of the Suns season and then give Pop a W on his farewell.

Can still technically catch POR if we're not careful. Wins against PHX and TOR would tie us with the Blazers if we're not careful. Need to make LAC and GSW are losses to lock it up. No funny business.

[Guru of Nothing]

Both teams played hard.

[Blizzardwizard]

nice to know they still can't inbound the ball against a full-court press in the clutch :lol

[LeBowen]

Can still technically catch POR if we're not careful. Wins against PHX and TOR would tie us with the Blazers if we're not careful. Need to make LAC and GSW are losses to lock it up. No funny business.

This is their 35th win, we'd need to go 3-1 with them losing out and they're going to Utah after this game.

[baseline bum]

Clutch L tonight, brings our magic number to 2. As long as we don't take care of business in LA nor Golden State that 8 seed in the lottery is ours.

[scott]

This is their 35th win, we'd need to go 3-1 with them losing out and they're going to Utah after this game.

I'll never bet against Portland in a tanking contest. We need to take care of business and lose these next two. No fucking around.

[baseline bum]

This is their 35th win, we'd need to go 3-1 with them losing out and they're going to Utah after this game.

Utah might as well win that one for the home crowd. No difference in the top 4 odds for seeds #1 and #2 (they're #1, Washington #2) and picks 5 and 6 might as well be the same shit in this four man draft. They're not going to beat Atlanta nor Minnesota on the road and Charlotte is three wins up on them for the #3 seed. Just saying I wouldn't expect a Portland loss there as the Jazz have virtually cemented a top 2 seed.

[Dex]

Both teams played hard.

[CGD]

Is there a world where Toronto could pass us? Saw they won today

[onechance87]

Is there a world where Toronto could pass us? Saw they won today

we have to lose rest of the games and they win all theres and we flip a coin i think.

[paperboy77]

That was clutch.

[lefty]

:lol TAIL Blazers

https://youtu.be/UlTtX05fbjo?si=cMmAWHUPN2V5F40V