The totally legal massage parlor of Maria “Happy Ending” Harper

[vy65]

Tbh

[LeBowen]

Mark Jackson voice: Respectfully, I would knock that out of the park

[taps]

Racist

[drpill]

Thread title is an L. She is fine though.

[NASpurs]

I'm glad we drafted her. She could be a future MVP candidate.

[100%duncan]

Hope Dylan doesnt see this tbh

[Ice009]

Disrespectful thread

[vy65]

Some of y’all need to chill out … this is high praise for our new queen

[benefactor]

Disrespectful thread
I'll allow it

[cutewizard]

Hey, she could be a future asst coach, hmmmmm

[scott]

lol too aggressive

[TimDunkem]

Don't talk about my new girlfriend that way.

[cutewizard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqhSBMCOTK4

[cutewizard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMA7j0EXfAk

[BatManu20]

Yea she's a baddie tbh.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GuVFSBKa4AAbN2_?format=jpg&name=medium

[BatManu20]

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[ambchang]

Spurs talk went from ogling over the daughter of the bucks owner to salivating over a players mom. In another 10 years this place will be having hots for some grandma.

[heyheymymy]

Just my two cents this thread title is pretty outrageous and in poor taste please carry on

[pad300]

This goddamn forum, for fuck's sake...

[Biggems]

Maria >>>> Larsa

Having two parents with so much basketball knowledge is insane. It would be an absolute travesty if Dylan didn't have a high bball IQ.

[Splits]

pointy elbows tbh

[mystargtr34]

pointy elbows tbh

Weird toes as well.

[Maddog]

Dylan's mom
or Wemby's sister


Yeah I know this is really in poor taste


https://e00-marca.uecdn.es/assets/multimedia/imagenes/2023/06/23/16874856512526.jpg

[benefactor]

Bend over Maria, I'll remind you of a west side story

[mookie2001]

Jeremiah Fears’ mom was hotter for sure.

[Trainwreck2100]

Spurs talk went from ogling over the daughter of the bucks owner to salivating over a players mom. In another 10 years this place will be having hots for some grandma.

that grandma, dylan harper's mom

[TekXX]

Looked like she was shooting for another rich NBA baby daddy last night.

[Ice009]

From what I gather she's been split from Ron Harper for a while now. I think she's also been single for a while now (I might be wrong as I think I read it passing when reading about D-Harp a few weeks ago) just focusing on basketball and coaching. Not sure why people are posting this kind of stuff as I wouldn't want Dylan reading stuff with Spurs fans implying certain things about his mom.

[vy65]

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A new player has entered the chat BaselineBum

[vy65]

Y’all need to calm down. Nothing is being insinuated and there’s no ill intentions here. It’s a fucking joke. The pearl clutching is exactly how we ended up with DJT v2.0 (and no, that’s not an invitation to turn this into a political discussion). Lighten up.