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xrayzebra
12-08-2005, 11:36 AM
Nice little read on somethings that have been discussed here in this
forum. Enjoy.

On oil profits, torture, 'insurgents,' beer fashion, etc.
By Ross Mackenzie

Dec 8, 2005


Staggering stats and brief comments on this and that. . .

It long has been known that much of China's economy is built on a gulag of forced (or slave) labor camps fashioned after the Soviet model. Now the U.N. has succeeded in putting an investigator - Vienna professor Manfred Nowak - into China, and what did he find? Torture - on a massive scale. Suspicions confirmed: Considerable Chinese productivity is torture-derived.

From one news account: "Chinese authorities have submerged prisoners in sewage; burned them with cigarettes; hooded or blindfolded them; exposed them to extreme heat or cold; used handcuffs or ankle fetters for extended periods; and used numerous other torture methods." Standard remedies for Chinese with bad attitudes, deviationist beliefs or insufficient output of widgets: brainwashing in a psychiatric hospital or torture-based re-education in a labor camp.

XXX

Stats: (1) A year from now, 40 million Americans will be listening to iPods. (2) The average cost of a U.S. wedding is $26,300 - and worth every penny of it. (3) In five years, satellite radio subscriptions will rise from the current level of 7 million, to 20 million.

XXX

With Republican pols taking generally legitimate hits for their dubious behavior, let us not forget that Democrats can be similarly challenged. Consider the following updates on two refugees from the Clinton administration.

Exhibit A: Sandy Berger (national security adviser), on probation for swiping classified documents from the National Archives, was recently charged with reckless driving for going 88 in a 55 mph zone.

Exhibit B: Bill Richardson (U.N. ambassador), currently the governor of New Mexico and a hankerer after the presidency, now is acknowledging that his longtime claim to have been drafted to play for the Kansas City Athletics in 1966 while a right-handed pitcher at Tufts has been, um, less than truthful. The Albuquerque Journal checked out the claim and found it empty. Richardson's odd fess-up: "After being notified of the situation and after researching the matter . . . I came to the conclusion that I was not drafted by the A's."

XXX

Will wine snobs soon form up with beer snobs? According to Forbes' Matt Miller, "Beer's share of the $154 billion U.S. booze business has dropped to 46 percent from its 58 percent peak in 1993." So the industry may begin urging restaurants to match menu items to beer as well as wine. One Anheuser-Busch exec wants beer guys to use a vocabulary of winey words such as "aroma," "balance," and "nose." Says Miller: Soon we may be wandering in a world of beer vintages, beer sipped from martini glasses or champagne flutes, and "beer connoisseurs debating varieties of hops."

XXX

If big oil companies are taking in too much in profits, their profit margins nevertheless lag well behind other major companies such as Microsoft, Coca-Cola, McDonald's and Citigroup. Why, then, the demagogic call for a "windfall profits" tax on oil profits alone? What's more, the Tax Foundation notes that since 1977, Big Oil "profiteering" has run to less than half of what state and federal governments have collected in gasoline taxes - $600 billion in oil company profits vs. $1.34 trillion in state and federal taxes on gasoline.

XXX

Pennsylvania Congressman John Murtha, a retired Marine who got his 15 minutes of fame for advocating an immediate withdrawal of U.S. forces from Iraq and then voting against a measure in the House advocating precisely that, now is taking on the U.S. Army. He terms it "broken, worn out" and "living hand to mouth." Army Col. Joseph Curtin has a different view: "The Army is not broken," he says. "Every day, our soldiers are making tremendous contributions in Iraq, in Afghanistan, and more than 120 countries around the world. Retention rates are at an incredible all-time high, particularly in the active component."

XXX

With a whack at the press, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld adds: "We've arrived at a strange time in this country, where the worst about America and our military seems to so quickly be taken as truth by the press and reported and spread around the world." Earlier, Rumsfeld and pressies (and others) traded blows over use of the word insurgents to describe the enemy in Iraq. "I think that you can have a legitimate insurgency in a country that has popular support and has a cohesiveness and has a legitimate gripe." He prefers terrorists. This is a euphemistic hour. He's right.

XXX

And a final stat: A survey by the Chronicle of Higher Education has found that last year college presidents voted 2-1 for John Kerry over George Bush (56-28 percent). Of those surveyed, 41 percent were registered Democrats, 19 percent registered Republican

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I wonder if the last paragraph doesn't say more than anything that polls are
useless?

SWC Bonfire
12-08-2005, 11:40 AM
(2) The average cost of a U.S. wedding is $26,300 - and worth every penny of it.

This is a shockingly high number for what it entails... and obviously doesn't include the cost of the divorce, or it would be much higher!

xrayzebra
12-08-2005, 11:45 AM
This is a shockingly high number for what it entails... and obviously doesn't include the cost of the divorce, or it would be much higher!

You have a point there, especially the divorce part. :lol

Extra Stout
12-08-2005, 01:49 PM
Will wine snobs soon form up with beer snobs? According to Forbes' Matt Miller, "Beer's share of the $154 billion U.S. booze business has dropped to 46 percent from its 58 percent peak in 1993."
Are beer sales dropping, or has the market for other beverages just exploded?


So the industry may begin urging restaurants to match menu items to beer as well as wine.
Umm... sure. I guess that's an improvement over having Chili's try to convince me that they've nailed down the fine art of gastronomy by recommending Kendall-Jackson chardonnay with their quesadillas.


One Anheuser-Busch exec wants beer guys to use a vocabulary of winey words such as "aroma," "balance," and "nose."
Does A-B really expect people to use fancy words to describe Budweiser? Do wine snobs use those words for box wines or white zinfandel?


Says Miller: Soon we may be wandering in a world of beer vintages, beer sipped from martini glasses or champagne flutes,
:rolleyes No, we'll be wandering in a world where people drink beer out of beer glasses, and where barley is barley is barley.
Shockingly, history did not start in 1950.



.and "beer connoisseurs debating varieties of hops."Well, yeah, that does happen.

boutons
12-08-2005, 03:10 PM
"beer connoisseurs debating varieties of hops."

That level of beer appreciation, distinctions between beers, connoisseur beers, exists in Europe, has for a long time, and is very strong still. England even has CAMRA, The Campaign for Real Ale.

I think the closest approximation of a connoisseur beer activity the US has is the recent arrival of micro-breweries, which gives people some local choice and the chance to appreciate different types of beer.

The US is so huge and so relentlessy homogenized and dumbed down by mass marketing (dumbing down is the critical objective of marketing), people think they are being sophisticated when they debate Chevy vs Ford cars (without 4-wheel independent suspension, they all suck),
or, in Texas, debating Chevy trucks vs Ford trucks. :lol

Bud/Light is harsh, tasteless, over-carbonated horse piss. The advertizing campaign a few months back about tasteless beer was right on the mark.

xrayzebra
12-08-2005, 05:41 PM
"beer connoisseurs debating varieties of hops."

That level of beer appreciation, distinctions between beers, connoisseur beers, exists in Europe, has for a long time, and is very strong still. England even has CAMRA, The Campaign for Real Ale.

I think the closest approximation of a connoisseur beer activity the US has is the recent arrival of micro-breweries, which gives people some local choice and the chance to appreciate different types of beer.

The US is so huge and so relentlessy homogenized and dumbed down by mass marketing (dumbing down is the critical objective of marketing), people think they are being sophisticated when they debate Chevy vs Ford cars (without 4-wheel independent suspension, they all suck),
or, in Texas, debating Chevy trucks vs Ford trucks. :lol

Bud/Light is harsh, tasteless, over-carbonated horse piss. The advertizing campaign a few months back about tasteless beer was right on the mark.


There was a show on breweries on the History channel a month of so ago.
Surprisingly, before prohibition, the U.S. lead the world in the best beers
brewed. They won gold medals from most of the European nations in
competitions.

Of course, everyone has their opinion on everything, like here on this
forum. I personally love the "old" American cars, with their mushy
suspension and smooth ride, big cushion seats and quietness. But others
like the little European sport car effect and Japanese grey scale interiors.

Extra Stout
12-08-2005, 06:08 PM
There was a show on breweries on the History channel a month of so ago.
Surprisingly, before prohibition, the U.S. lead the world in the best beers
brewed. They won gold medals from most of the European nations in
competitions.
And after Prohibition, the major breweries figured out how to mass-produce a type of pale lager that tasted the same no matter where it was made, and voila! we got our lemonade beers.


Of course, everyone has their opinion on everything, like here on this
forum. I personally love the "old" American cars, with their mushy
suspension and smooth ride, big cushion seats and quietness. But others
like the little European sport car effect and Japanese grey scale interiors.
Unfortunately, there aren't enough of your kind left to keep GM, and probably Ford, from going bankrupt in the next couple of years.

OK, also Detroit is so utterly dysfunctional that Germans can design and build an American-style car (the Chrysler 300) better than Americans can.

RandomGuy
12-09-2005, 03:00 AM
"beer connoisseurs debating varieties of hops."

That level of beer appreciation, distinctions between beers, connoisseur beers, exists in Europe, has for a long time, and is very strong still. England even has CAMRA, The Campaign for Real Ale.

I think the closest approximation of a connoisseur beer activity the US has is the recent arrival of micro-breweries, which gives people some local choice and the chance to appreciate different types of beer.

The US is so huge and so relentlessy homogenized and dumbed down by mass marketing (dumbing down is the critical objective of marketing), people think they are being sophisticated when they debate Chevy vs Ford cars (without 4-wheel independent suspension, they all suck),
or, in Texas, debating Chevy trucks vs Ford trucks. :lol

Bud/Light is harsh, tasteless, over-carbonated horse piss. The advertizing campaign a few months back about tasteless beer was right on the mark.

BEST BEER IN TEXAS (http://www.realalebrewing.com/)

Whatever y'all may think of me and/or my political views, this is something you should take my word on.

Brewhouse Brown Ale... ooooh so yummy.

RandomGuy
12-09-2005, 03:03 AM
Actually if you like hops you should try:
HOPS BATH OIL!!! (http://www.smallflower.com/product.html?web_area=1&product_id=292&return_url=%2Fcategory.html%3Fweb_area%3D1%26categ ory_id%3D114%26view_count%3D15%26view_start%3D1%26 order_by%3Dname)


It is actually VERY nice, and one of the most relaxing smells imaginable.

Nbadan
12-09-2005, 03:12 AM
(3) In five years, satellite radio subscriptions will rise from the current level of 7 million, to 20 million.

To letters: X M

Nbadan
12-09-2005, 03:23 AM
Exhibit A: Sandy Berger (national security adviser), on probation for swiping classified documents from the National Archives, was recently charged with reckless driving for going 88 in a 55 mph zone.

Exhibit B: Bill Richardson (U.N. ambassador), currently the governor of New Mexico and a hankerer after the presidency, now is acknowledging that his longtime claim to have been drafted to play for the Kansas City Athletics in 1966 while a right-handed pitcher at Tufts has been, um, less than truthful. The Albuquerque Journal checked out the claim and found it empty. Richardson's odd fess-up: "After being notified of the situation and after researching the matter . . . I came to the conclusion that I was not drafted by the A's."

Oh hell, those minor indescretions combined don't even begin to make up for even Jeff Gannon/Guckert/Yonivore; forget about the Iraq war. There was a gay prostitute working as a fake reporter who had 'intimate' conversations with someone in the WH, someone who was informed enough to plant fake questions.