View Full Version : Slapping an NBA Player
CrashMag
12-15-2005, 08:45 PM
If you could slap one player from every team....which player would it be?
For Example:
Magic: Steve Francis
Heat: Antoine Walker
Timberwolves: Szcerbiak
etc, etc..
Yours?
Guru of Nothing
12-15-2005, 08:52 PM
Spurs: Silver Dancer (pick one).
Despot
12-15-2005, 09:17 PM
I would say Latrell, but does he count as an NBA player??
Second would be Arte....nah, forget it, I saw what he did when they threw a cup at him, imagine someone slapping him??
Despot
12-15-2005, 09:20 PM
Spurs: Silver Dancer (pick one).
What kind of slap are you talking about?? Surely not a hand slap........ :angel
Guru of Nothing
12-15-2005, 09:51 PM
What kind of slap are you talking about?? Surely not a hand slap........ :angel
"Where" is the appropriate question.
ALVAREZ6
12-15-2005, 10:04 PM
I wouldn't slap anyone, but here are the players I would punch or urinate on:
Denver: Melo
Seattle: Ray Allen
Phoenix: Amare
Miami: damn....tough one, I can't decide between Walker, Payton, Alonzo, or Shaq...you pick
Lakers: Kobe
Indiana: Ron Artest
Orlando: Steve Francis
New Jersey: VC
sanman53
12-15-2005, 11:16 PM
Only Shaq!
Sure, he is bigger than me and could squash me with his foot, but a punch in his face would be worth it!
Spurologist
12-15-2005, 11:21 PM
Denver: K Mart he's a joke
CrashMag
12-15-2005, 11:37 PM
What kind of slap are you talking about?? Surely not a hand slap........ :angel
It the kind that you say....
What did the five fingers say to the face.......
CrashMag
12-15-2005, 11:39 PM
SpursTalk: CrashMag
:flipoff
exstatic
12-15-2005, 11:45 PM
SpursTalk: CrashMag
Amuseddaysleeper, tim_duncan_fan
:rolleyes
Duff McCartney
12-15-2005, 11:47 PM
Dampier...or Dirk. I hate both of those goons.
spurs=bling
12-15-2005, 11:55 PM
Kenyon Martin http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-038.gif
Ray Allen
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-038.gif
Shaqhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-038.gif
E.T.http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-038.gif
Ben Wallace http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-038.gif
ShoogarBear
12-16-2005, 12:13 AM
Sue Bird. http://www.v-twinforum.com/forums/images/smilies/spank.gif
Swin Cash. http://www.v-twinforum.com/forums/images/smilies/spank.gif
SA210
12-16-2005, 12:17 AM
Shaq
Stephon Marbury
Gary Payton
Tmac
Mike Bibby
Kobe
Artest
Amare
Greg Anthony
Marv Albert
and Eva
spurs=bling
12-16-2005, 12:19 AM
Sue Bird. http://www.v-twinforum.com/forums/images/smilies/spank.gif
Swin Cash. http://www.v-twinforum.com/forums/images/smilies/spank.gif
that smilie is so funny
carina_gino20
12-16-2005, 01:18 AM
Don't forget Fisher.
CharlieMac
12-16-2005, 01:27 AM
I wouldn't slap anyone, but here are the players I would punch or urinate on:
Denver: Melo
Seattle: Ray Allen
Phoenix: Amare
Miami: damn....tough one, I can't decide between Walker, Payton, Alonzo, or Shaq...you pick
Lakers: Kobe
Indiana: Ron Artest
Orlando: Steve Francis
New Jersey: VC
You make sense. I'm talking about the slapping of course.
SA210
12-16-2005, 09:14 AM
yea, Fisher too
Big Pimp_21
12-16-2005, 09:39 AM
Najera...I don't know why, but I just HATE that guy!
spurs_fan_in_exile
12-16-2005, 09:44 AM
Joe Johnson, Stephen Jackson, Dirk, Yao, Shaq (but I'd stand on Jason Williams while doing it.), K-Mart, Ruben Patterson, Vince Carter, Ray Allen, and Kobe.
pache100
12-16-2005, 09:59 AM
Ron Artest (oooh, never mind! that might be dangerous)
Kobe
Ray Allen
Medvedenko
Steve Francis
Richard Jefferson
Marcus Camby ("I'm Camby, dammit!")
Sam Cassell
Devin Fisher (for obvious reasons)
Kwame Brown
Steve Nash
Keith Van Horn
Danny Fortson
Jason Kidd's wife
Damon Stoudamire
Dirk Nowitzki
Kenyon Martin
Tracy McGrady
Vince Carter
Najera...I don't know why, but I just HATE that guy!
Me, too. I'd hereby like to add him to my list.
ZStomp
12-16-2005, 02:01 PM
magic: francis
Boston: WALKER
Nuggets: K Martin
Heat: Shaq
Nets: Carter!
Duncan21
12-16-2005, 02:08 PM
pistons - rasheed wallace
nuggets - kenyon martin
Oh, Gee!!
12-16-2005, 02:12 PM
kenyon
mutombo (but only b/c he does this :nope too much)
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