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Ed Helicopter Jones
12-20-2005, 08:19 PM
Thank goodness they're among us, because they provide some additional entertainment that the trolls and wanna-be trolls can't provide.

Yes, they're the bandwagon fans that really don't deserve to celebrate with the rest of us when the Spurs are holding up the NBA trophy at the end of the season. These are the fans that moan and complain and cuss out Pop and the Spurs at the first hint of a problem but then are proud to join in the celebration when the Spurs win.

These fans have it both ways, they can coattail on the best team in basketball and then be the first to say "I told you so" when the Spurs lose. Lovely.

From reading recent posts here are a few of our resident Cliff Jumpers as of December 20th. When the season's over I want to be able to look back at who jumped ship this early in the season:

Shawn Michaels -- Shouldn't be allowed to call himself a Spurs fan

Walton -- Annoying

Boutons -- Mr. Negativity

Kip Fanatic -- What's a Kip anyway?

Writer -- Should be pushed off a cliff if he doesn't choose to jump.

Sequ -- Probably acts like a penis because he has so many at eye level. He does love his Spurs though, so he's kind of an honorary jumper.


On the Edge, but I think can regain their balance:

Kris

TDfan2007




The most famous cliff jumper is T Park of course, but I know he's a good guy who just loves his Spurs and is ultra emotional about them. I don't expect any jumping by my buddy T this year!

Who did I miss?

For those of you who are cliff jumpers, email me for counseling at SPAMTherapy@SpursRule!SpursRule!.com. You can be saved!!!

Marcus Bryant
12-20-2005, 08:24 PM
http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/Casper's%20Haunted%20Christmas.jpg

...but do you recall: The most famous cliffjumper of all?

Solid D
12-20-2005, 08:24 PM
:rollin @ Ed

bonesinaz
12-20-2005, 08:35 PM
I love this thread. I don't post much anymore but I still visit this site almost daily.
EHJ- love the SPAM.
MB- I don't know which is funnier, the pic of the abominable snowman th eother day or Casper. :lol

xcoriate
12-20-2005, 09:21 PM
:lol EHJ tells it like it is.

Guru of Nothing
12-20-2005, 09:28 PM
Walton -- Annoying

I regard him as the Ron Artest of Spurs fans.

ShoogarBear
12-20-2005, 10:48 PM
Didn't Brewski quit last year, too?

T Park
12-20-2005, 11:14 PM
The most famous cliff jumper is T Park of course, but I know he's a good guy who just loves his Spurs and is ultra emotional about them. I don't expect any jumping by my buddy T this year!



No sir.

But I didnt jump last year.

People on an internet message board forum think I did.

Wich of course, means EVERYTHING.

boutons
12-20-2005, 11:22 PM
T_park is a liar and quitter, eternal infamy.

I've never quit on the Spurs, but I do call them out when they play like shit.

fuck you, EHJ

Pistons < Spurs
12-20-2005, 11:27 PM
http://www.maulden.net/kinkaid/cliff/Rope_Swing1.jpg http://www.msu.edu/~schroet4/pictures/images/mooning%20cliff%20jump_jpg.jpghttp://www.commercemarketplace.com/home/airabovewater/Cliff_Jump_Kinkaid10.jpghttp://www.maulden.net/kinkaid/cliff/Cliff_Jump3.jpg

T Park
12-20-2005, 11:28 PM
lol

eternal??

ooo i feel sooooo ashamed.


Eternal infamy on an internet message board.

AHHHHHHH

lmao :rollin



You two are such morons its not even funny.

CharlieMac
12-20-2005, 11:45 PM
I violently throw shit across the room when I get emotional over the Spurs. Other people vent on the internet. Big deal.

T Park
12-20-2005, 11:47 PM
^^

Damn Eriks.

Your making too much sense.

Stern's, and all the other HARDCORE Fans like Michaels and others who have in their sigs my quote, will have you fined.

Marcus Bryant
12-20-2005, 11:48 PM
T Park gave up on the Spurs at their lowest point in the Finals last season.

If the internets doesn't mean anything, stop asking for help when you're courtin'...

T Park
12-20-2005, 11:50 PM
If the internets doesn't mean anything, stop asking for help when you're courtin'

And I didnt ask for you help so

read or scroll bitch

Marcus Bryant
12-20-2005, 11:55 PM
Well then suck a dick Stay Puff. Too bad you can't buy love.

L8.

T Park
12-20-2005, 11:58 PM
touchy touchy.

Someone shouldnt be soo gosh darn grumpy!!!!

Buck up Skippy......:)

MannyIsGod
12-21-2005, 12:10 AM
T Park gave up on the Spurs at their lowest point in the Finals last season.

If the internets doesn't mean anything, stop asking for help when you're courtin'... WTF?

STFU.

Solid D
12-21-2005, 01:06 AM
Don't forget that Brazilian guy, Tiago Quitter. :)

travis2
12-21-2005, 07:50 AM
The Chopper speaks the truth. Can I get an "Amen"!

SpursWoman
12-21-2005, 08:52 AM
The Chopper speaks the truth. Can I get an "Amen"!


Amen! :elephant :lol



Some of you need to get a sense of humor. Seriously. :fro

travis2
12-21-2005, 09:04 AM
Amen! :elephant :lol



Some of you need to get a sense of humor. Seriously. :fro
:lmao

Hey, many people here don't have lives...and you're expecting a sense of humor? :lol

Taco
12-21-2005, 09:04 AM
:lol

Ed Helicopter Jones
12-21-2005, 01:10 PM
T_park is a liar and quitter, eternal infamy.

I've never quit on the Spurs, but I do call them out when they play like shit.

fuck you, EHJ


:lol Mr Negativity has spoken! :lol

Ed Helicopter Jones
12-21-2005, 01:13 PM
get off my nuts you bitch



I'm a bandwaggon fan because I get pissed when my team loses?



the Spurs are my team and always will be and if you don't like it, well you know where to stick it


Another good response! :lol

Shawn, in order to get off your nuts wouldn't you be required to have some? Seriously, I thought Shawn was an irate female poster! You go girl! :lol

travis2
12-21-2005, 01:20 PM
:lmao

SpursWoman
12-21-2005, 01:30 PM
:lol Mr Negativity has spoken! :lol

Mr. Irony would also apply. :lol

CosmicCowboy
12-21-2005, 03:07 PM
:lmao

great post Chopper...

T Park
12-21-2005, 03:09 PM
Mr Negativity??

I consider him "Mr Sunshine!"

easjer
12-21-2005, 03:14 PM
EHJ, will you marry me? I'm certian my husband won't mind. We can all watch Spurs games together.


Fabulous post.