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Darrol Nelson Shatters Masturbation World Record!
December 22, 2005

It's official, Darrol Nelson is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Darrol Nelson achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Darrol Nelson remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Darrol Nelson is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Darrol Nelson was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Darrol Nelson said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".


:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I can beat that.

[sa_butta]

I can beat that.:lmao

[PizzaFace]

Hell, I beat that record on a bad day.

[SpursWoman]

God, I hope he had a lot of Gatorade on hand so he wouldn't get dehydrated. :fro

[Useruser666]

36 is pretty good for an hour. I can only go like 20 in an hour.

[Useruser666]

God, I hope he had a lot of Gatorade on hand so he wouldn't get dehydrated. :fro

Gatorade? How about some Vasoline ON hand!!!

[Marklar MM]

He had a drip planted in his arm...that way, he could keep both hands free. :spin

[SpursWoman]

Vasoline would get too hot. :lol

[SpursWoman]

36 is pretty good for an hour. I can only go like 20 in an hour.


Can I watch? :eyebrows :angel

[AlamoSpursFan]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000532SD.01-A1HH8X1DSLCZNP._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[E20]

Dayyyum

[Phenomanul]

36 is pretty good for an hour. I can only go like 20 in an hour.



Dude the time frame was 24 hours..... :lol :lol

[ShoogarBear]

36 is pretty good for an hour. I can only go like 20 in an hour.
Dude the time frame was 24 hours....No kidding. Twenty an hour???? I'd need a pneumatic pump and an i.v. line.

[Marklar MM]

If a girl wanted to, she could get 36 in an hour. :wtf

[SpursWoman]

No kidding. Twenty an hour???? I'd need a pneumatic pump and an i.v. line.

:smokin

[ShoogarBear]

Okay, well maybe just the i.v. line then.

[hussker]

As he finished up and departed...



http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jko/lowres/jkon376l.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

If a girl wanted to, she could get 36 in an hour. :wtf

lots of hard work and dedication... but not impossible

[SpursWoman]

lots of hard work and dedication... but not impossible


Not impossible at all. :tu :hat

[hussker]

Post is getting better! :)

[Nbadan]

At 20 per hour that would be a stamina rate of 3 minutes. Probably about right for User.

:hat

[Spam]

I have too much staying power to compete.

[SpursWoman]

At 20 per hour that would be a stamina rate of 3 minutes. Probably about right for User.

:hat


Not hardly...unless he had something spectacularly arousing around for motivation. :angel

[Spam]

Tmi!! Tmi!!

[The sone]

36...phffffft! friggin rookies...ALL OF YOU!

[Mr. Defense]

Anyone want to put in on a friendly 'contest'?

those getting laid on a regular basis are out...:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Anyone want to put in on a friendly 'contest'?

those getting laid on a regular basis are out...:lol

What qualifies as a regular basis? Is 4 times a week regular or does it have to be at least daily?

Also, does head count or does it have to be straight sex?

[Mr. Defense]

look midget, in a contest to abstain from masterbating, people getting pussy or head are out. it's that simple. it's a loophole. so to speak.

this is a NO ORGASM's in any way shape or form...no extra shampoo in the shower, dry humping your bed, no sitting on the washing machine contest. :tu

[midgetonadonkey]

Cool. I'm out then.

[Mr. Defense]

u lucky bastard.... :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

u lucky bastard.... :lol

It's not me that's lucky...it's my girlfriend.

Just don't tell her I said that or I might get cut-off. :blah

[E20]

20 minutes = 1 load for me.

After that I have less juice so it probably goes from 20 minutes to like 23. So a 3 minute increase after the 1st time.

1 = 20 min
2 = 23 min
3 = 26 min
4 = 29 min
5 = 32 min
6 = 35 min
7 = 38 min
8 = 41 min
9 = 44 min

and so on......

However this is hypothetical.

What would be the formula for this? To figure out how much you'd bust in 24 hours. This is tough.

[E20]

I think it's 3(n-1)+20/1440;

60 minutes in 1 hour
1440 minutes in 24 hours.

So:

3(1440-1)+20= 3(1439)+20= 28780+20=28800/1440= 20

So, I can unload 20 times in 24 hours.

[Mr. Defense]

i choose quality over quantity. :tu

[midgetonadonkey]

i choose quality over quantity. :tu

No way dude. It's all about the number of notches in the belt. The notches all look the same so what they look like shouldn't matter.

[Mr. Defense]

love > lust.

at the very least for the fact that if she loves you she won't laff at me...er....you...err...nevermind...:depressed

[MI21]

I think it's 3(n-1)+20/1440;

60 minutes in 1 hour
1440 minutes in 24 hours.

So:

3(1440-1)+20= 3(1439)+20= 28780+20=28800/1440= 20

So, I can unload 20 times in 24 hours.

Classic.

:lol

[Mr. Defense]

yah, but can that loser make his woman orgasm 36 times a day...

sincerely,

stilldachamp. :smokin

[midgetonadonkey]

yah, but can that loser make his woman orgasm 36 times a day...

sincerely,

stilldachamp. :smokin

I can't even make my girl orgasm 4 times in a day, much less 36 times. It takes chicks way too much to cum. By the time guys are done, most girls are only a third of theway toward orgasm. If you girls could finish sooner there wouldn't be a probalem.

[Mr. Defense]

I can't even make my girl orgasm 4 times in a day, much less 36 times. It takes chicks way too much to cum. By the time guys are done, most girls are only a third of theway toward orgasm. If you girls could finish sooner there wouldn't be a probalem.

that's wierd...i got your girl upto 4 yesterday, no sweat. :p




JUST KIDDING!!!


:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

that's wierd...i got your girl upto 4 yesterday, no sweat. :p




JUST KIDDING!!!


:lol

:lol that was a burn.

[Horry For 3!]

36 in 24 hours....not bad.


I have done 4 in 2 hrs :lol but I couldn't keep that up that pace to make it 48 in 24 hours

[Samr]

Looks like GiG may have a future in the adult industry afterall.

[TheTruth]

I think it's 3(n-1)+20/1440;

60 minutes in 1 hour
1440 minutes in 24 hours.

So:

3(1440-1)+20= 3(1439)+20= 28780+20=28800/1440= 20

So, I can unload 20 times in 24 hours.
Brilliant.

[SA210]

I think it's 3(n-1)+20/1440;

60 minutes in 1 hour
1440 minutes in 24 hours.

So:

3(1440-1)+20= 3(1439)+20= 28780+20=28800/1440= 20

So, I can unload 20 times in 24 hours.
:lmao Darn, i had the question in my Finals.

[SpursWoman]

i choose quality over quantity. :tu


Sorry, there's no such thing as a poor-quality orgasm. Quantity is definitely the measuring stick in this situation. :spin

[Samr]

Sorry, there's no such thing as a poor-quality orgasm.

Yeah, I've never really had a time where afterwards I kinda turned my head to the side and said, "damn.....that sucked!"

[Mixability]

I can't even make my girl orgasm 4 times in a day, much less 36 times. It takes chicks way too much to cum. By the time guys are done, most girls are only a third of theway toward orgasm. If you girls could finish sooner there wouldn't be a probalem.

I use the "pause" method. Seriously, man, it works. My gf knows first hand, she's gotten 33 in 2 hours. But she's REAL sensitive. :eyebrows

[JoeChalupa]

I use the "pause" method. Seriously, man, it works. My gf knows first hand, she's gotten 33 in 2 hours. But she's REAL sensitive. :eyebrows

I guess her hand does know her best.

[Mixability]

I guess her hand does know her best.

hater. :lol

[JoeChalupa]

Hey, now. my hand knows me too. :oops

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to attempt to break this record and videotape it. I will sell them on DVD and make millions.

[BackStabber]

Midgetonadonkey gone wild?

[polandprzem]

We've got to do the competition

[Jimcs50]

link (http://darrol.nelson.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php)

Darrol Nelson Shatters Masturbation World Record!
December 22, 2005

It's official, Darrol Nelson is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Darrol Nelson achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Darrol Nelson remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Darrol Nelson is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Darrol Nelson was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Darrol Nelson said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".


:lmao


I wonder if Jergens is going to give him an endorcement contract.

http://jergens.com/images/products/ultraHealingM_l.jpg

[Taco]

I wonder if Jergens is going to give him an endorcement contract.

http://jergens.com/images/products/ultraHealingM_l.jpg

Yes but they changed the name to

Jerkens