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[missyy0867]

go here to see the rest of them http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=327593 :lol

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/yuky.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/WER.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/vinceagain.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/vcbc.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/shaqdunk.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/shaqboykins6zo.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/ojoih.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/joshsmith.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/ffh.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/ertet.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/cassalien.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/allstar2_big.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/45.jpg

:lol

[Ishta]

Those are really funny

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao :lmao :lmao
:lol :lol :lol
:lmao :lmao :lmao


All of 'em are hilarious

[ALVAREZ6]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Shambeezy/gre.jpg
Gay Pistons...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Shambeezy/fhf.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Shambeezy/christthatreallyisvincecarter.jpg
^^ Believe it or not, that is Vince Carter.
Faggish Lakers....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Shambeezy/umyeahinit.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Shambeezy/cartergay6.jpg
^^^ Gay cousins??? ^^^
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Shambeezy/LAS106110301_1024x768.jpg
Melo can't make it to the restroom...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Shambeezy/dontletit.jpg
Gay Ray ....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Shambeezy/goodfirmkickinthegoods.jpg
^^ Now that's just dirty...Rob outta smack him.

[Bruno]

Sham has maybe the best website on nba.
http://www.shamsports.com

You have infos about players, salaries ... and a lot of funny things.

There are these picks, great lookalikes and quotes.

As example, a Pop quote :

Now, if a player does not have an altercation on or off the court once each month, we fine him. I've tried to get this into the press, but people won't pay attention. And, the guys who are our top four scorers, each of them will be required once every two months to appear on MTV. And the guys who shoot the worst free throws over a one-month period, the next time we have a TV game, they are required to look into the camera and beat their chests after they make a good play. I think then we will have a little bit different reputation."

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.as.com/diarioasmedia/diarioas/media/200502/21/baloncesto/nba/20050221dasdasnba_1_I_LCO.jpg

[spurs=bling]

^ Tim is one big mofo,

[E20]

"He's keeping the fire at my back the whole time and I've got one glass of water. You have to understand, I've got one glass of water and he's got a whole lot of fire."

- Yao Ming, on Jeff Van Gundy.


"Sometimes I screw up in the game, I miss a shot or I miss a rebound, and I fight myself. I am like, 'Why I miss that shot? Come on, what are you doing?' I am fighting myself."
Mehmet Okur


"The best day of my life was when I turned 25. That's the day my car insurance went down. Yeah, boy, I saved $1,200 that day."

- Stephen Jackson

"In Turkey, the media wait for you outside. You go down to them, in tunnel, and sometimes, people are yelling and throwing things. They throw coins. I get hit in the head. Bleeding. There is blood."

- Mehmet Okur

"After being treated for a kidney stone, Lakers coach Phil Jackson said "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing." "

"Oh...and you never like to see this."

- Marv Albert, when Rodney White vomited on the court at Madison Square Garden.


"Sometimes when he doesn't get the ball, he starts speaking Portuguese. That's when you know he's upset."

- Marcus Camby about Nene


"I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty."

- Shaq



:lmao

These quotes are fucking hilarious!!! :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[E20]

"He's white normally, but he's really white now."

- Larry Brown, on Keith Van Horn being sick.


"I make love to pressure."

- Stephen Jackson



"Yes it was unanimous, 1-0, and I won."

- NBA commissioner David Stern, after being asked whether the vote to suspend Ron Artest for the season was unanimous


"Who wants to sex Mutombo?"

- Dikembe Mutombo in college



"He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him."

- Scottie Pippen, talking about Tim Duncan on ESPN


"I will shoot all you Asian (bleeps) ... Do you remember the Vietnam War? I'll kill y'all just like that."

- Jason Williams to a fan of Asian descent sitting behind the Kings bench during a game at Golden State. Williams was fined $15,000 by the NBA.


"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win."

- Doug Collins


"Unstoppable, baby!"

- Warrior rookie Marc Jackson to the Mavericks' bench, after hitting a lay-up during a 29-point loss.

[Spurs rock]

http://myspace-918.vo.llnwd.net/00386/81/98/386818918_l.jpg

[Marklar MM]

"We try to treat the road like it's a home game. We ain't got no fans at home, neither."
- Dion Glover, Hawks days

"Like most American or foreign players, he understands about half of what I say."
- Jeff Van Gundy, on Yao Ming.

"Well, he's a good player for Minnesota."
- Gary Payton, when asked what he thought about Serbia.

"I like that team. They have a lot of guys from New York City on their team. How come they get guys from New York and our whole team is from Utah? I don't get it."
- Spike Lee, on the differences between the Pacers and the Knicks.

"Perhaps the biggest indignity for the Bulls came with 2:27 remaining when official Scott Foster whistled Latrell Sprewell and Linton Johnson for a double technical foul. Johnson, who didn't play all game, had been heckling Sprewell, who kept saying, "Who is he?" Foster didn't know either, asking for Johnson's uniform number to assess the technical. Sprewell, who had 27 points, smiled about the incident afterward: "I still don't know who he is." "
- K. C. Johnson

New York Knicks fan: "Hey, Damon...you can come here and live in my house."
Damon Stoudamire: "I'd live in your doghouse to get out of this shit."

"That didn't bother me. I am not going to worry about a guy trying to be tough with a pink tie on."
- Ben Wallace, on the injured Marcus Fizer acting like he was going to come off the Bulls bench and fight.

"Isiah Thomas: "I've got some bad news. We're trading you to Phoenix."
Antonio McDyess: "What's the bad news?"

"I've got to stop this. My entourages are getting entourages."
- Jalen Rose, on the trouble finding tickets for everyone when he returns to Detroit.

"Both teams played hard."
- Rasheed Wallace's answer to every question in a post game interview, for which he received a massive fine.

"Can I get a T for what I think?" "No." replied the referee. "Well I think you are fucking hopeless!"
- Anonymous coach

[Marklar MM]

"You know the world is off tilt when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese and Germany doesn't want to go to war"
- Chris Rock

"I'm one of those players who likes to take the last shot. Let's be honest, I like to take all the shots"
- Dan Issel

Fan to Wilt Chamberlain: "How's the weather up there?"
Wilt: (spits on fan) "Fine, but it looks like rain down there"

“We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. Our heads weigh more.”
- Vlade Divac

"This is one o' my most rememorable...did I say that right? Rememorable? Whatever, man, y'all know what I'm talkin' 'bout. I'm gonna remember this game."
- Allen Iverson

"Christian (Laettner) is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys."
- Charles Barkley

"When (Jalen) comes over here, I'm going to give him a kiss. Not on his lips, though."
- Rafer Alston.

"Roses are red ... violets are blue ... if you look at another girl ... I will beat you."
- Doug Christie's wife reciting a poem she had written to him.

"It was my feeble attempt to steal the spotlight from Sean Elliott. Everybody was saying, 'Sean's retiring, his jersey is in the rafters, he's a great guy...' I honestly felt left out. So I felt at some point, I should do something to refocus...on me."
- Tim Duncan, on injuring his ankle during Sean Elliott night in San Antonio

"Where's your head? Damn, we go to you every time."
- Nick Van Exel, to Zach Randolph, after Randolph complained about not getting the ball enough.

"It feels good to be in the second round"
- Tracy McGrady as his Magic team went 3-1 up in the first round. They lost 4-3.

"I'm always trying to see what the joke is, so I miss the play that's called and I've got to ask a teammate."
- Joe Johnson on the Phoenix's gorilla mascot

[Marklar MM]

^Dancing. :)

[Spurologist]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/vcbc.jpg

:lmao I guess Stephon had to go. Everything above is hilarious.

[missyy0867]

that guys site is INSANE (http://www.shamsports.com) i like the lookalike pictures those are great

[TMTTRIO]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/2716/pisspursmanu9pc.jpg
Manu: ya'll go ahead and do your thing but I'm getting the hell out of here :lmao :lmao :lmao

[missyy0867]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/et.jpg http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/MUAAAAAAAHAHA.jpg

[spurs=bling]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/2716/pisspursmanu9pc.jpg
Manu: ya'll go ahead and do your thing but I'm getting the hell out of here :lmao :lmao :lmao

:lol

good one

[spurs=bling]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/et.jpg http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/MUAAAAAAAHAHA.jpg


EWW!

come on missy, i'm going to have bad dreams now :depressed




































:lol just j/k

[ZStomp]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/vcbc.jpg

I think this was against the Spurs.

[Taco]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/yuky.jpg

Next on the SiFi Network:

ET vs The Cookie Monster!!!

[spurs=bling]

Next on the SiFi Network:

ET vs The Cookie Monster!!!
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

i would have never thought of that one

good one taco :tu

[Budkin]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/vcbc.jpg

I think this was against the Spurs.

Yeah I think this was Game 4 of the first round in 2003. They had just tied the series.

[Manu20]

http://www.shamsports.com/images/amusing/welcometothecrease.jpg

http://www.shamsports.com/images/amusing/ginoface1.jpg

http://www.shamsports.com/images/amusing/duncanbowen.jpg

:lmao

[E20]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/vcbc.jpg

I thought when the Spurs beat the Suns this was Marbury's reaction, but I guess it was his game winner.

[pache100]

I thought when the Spurs beat the Suns this was Marbury's reaction, but I guess it was his game winner.

In any case, it looks like he's having some kind of fit.

[Bruno]

"Roses are red ... violets are blue ... if you look at another girl ... I will beat you."
- Doug Christie's wife reciting a poem she had written to him.


:lol

[yeahone]

lol

[manu]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/2716/pisspursmanu9pc.jpg
Manu: ya'll go ahead and do your thing but I'm getting the hell out of here :lmao :lmao :lmao


Rasheed: how about some anal?!!!!
Ginobili: I dont Mind!!!
Rip: can we please share? i want some argentinian ass as well!!!


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ALVAREZ6]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/et.jpg http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/MUAAAAAAAHAHA.jpg
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lol :lol :lol :lmao :lmao :lmao



That is some funny shit!!!

[Guru of Nothing]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/thechick09/funny/vcbc.jpg

I can't quite put my finger on it, but, there's a joke here involving "shit" and "gravity"

[tw05baller]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/ShamSports2/oprah.jpg http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/ShamSports2/vanexel.jpg

look alikes van exel an oprah