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E20
12-28-2005, 10:36 PM
This is a AIM conversation with a bot.

E20: Who is Luke Skywalker?
SmarterChild: I don't know E20......
E20: What is star wars?
SmarterChild: "Star Wars" is a great movie.

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E20: Tell me as much as you can about the movie Star Wars
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
E20: Your mom bitch
SmarterChild: Yeah. Great. Cool. Whatever...

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E20: No fuck you
SmarterChild: That's very offensive.

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E20: I SAID NO FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
SmarterChild: That's a very grave insult.

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E20: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?

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E20: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: That's just not cool at all. Please apologize.
E20: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
E20: FUCK you
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
E20: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
E20: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
E20: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
E20: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology.
E20: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
E20: FUCK YOu
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
E20: FUck you
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
E20: fuck you
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
E20: fuck you
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
E20: fukc yoiu
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
E20: fuck you
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
E20: fuck you
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
E20: fuck you
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
E20: fuck you
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
E20: fuck you
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
E20: fucj you
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
E20: sorry................not fuck you hoe
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
E20: fuck you
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
E20: fuck you
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
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E20: sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks.

Everything's cool now.
E20: fuck you
SmarterChild: You really want to insult me again, huh?
E20: fuck you
SmarterChild: Once again... I'm afraid I'm going to need you to apologize for that.
E20: fuck you
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
E20: I do not apologize
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
E20: I only say fuck you
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
E20: why
SmarterChild: Because I asked.
E20: I will apologize if you do one thing for me
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
E20: say fuck you
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
E20: I will
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
E20: You don't have a life
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
E20: you are an AIM BOt
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
E20: no
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
E20: no
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
E20: no
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
E20: no
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
E20: no
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
E20: no
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
E20: suck my electronic dick
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
E20: chupa mi pito
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
E20: suck my dick
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
E20: fuck you
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
E20: no you odn't
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
E20: no you didn't
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
E20: why
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize!
E20: Make me
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology.
E20: make me
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
E20: why
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize!
E20: why
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize.
E20: why
E20: why
E20: why
E20: why aren't you asnwering me?
E20: fuck you

emo serb
12-28-2005, 10:39 PM
You need a life if you talked that long with a bot...