Duff McCartney
01-01-2006, 02:43 PM
Got this off of somewhere else...
1. Bruce Bowen never graduated from high school, because Bruce Bowen only gets D's.
2. Bruce Bowen sleeps in defensive stance.
3. The Grinch didn't steal Christmas, Bruce Bowen did.
4. Bruce Bowen can't grow hair, becuase Bruce Bowen's scalp unconsciously shuts down hair follicles.
5. Bruce Bowen played goalie for every team in the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League and still managed to have a 1.000 save percentage.
6. On Sesame Street, the letter "D" is ALWAYS brought to you by Bruce Bowen.
7. Bruce Bowen is still a virgin because Bruce Bowen refuses to score.
8. Bruce Bowen could take a charge for a paraplegic.
9. Jason Collier's autopsy reports show that he died from heart complications due to asphyxiation. It is rumored that he died from Bruce Bowen's suffocating defense.
10. If Bruce Bowen really wanted to, Bruce Bowen could stop time.
11. Norton AntiVirus was originally called Bruce Bowen
12. If Bruce Bowen was in Indonesia, Bruce Bowen would have boxed-out the tsunami.
13. Manu Ginobili once scored on Bruce Bowen in practice. No. No he didn't.
14. Bruce Bowen ate just one Lays potato chip.
15. Abstinence is 100 percent. Bruce Bowen is 101 percent.
16. Bruce Bowen's Ford Taurus doesn't have brakes. Bruce Bowen stops his car with basic defensive fundamentals.
17. There are only three sure things in life: death, taxes, and Bruce Bown shutting you the fuck down.
18. The last person to score against Bruce Bowen is in the witness protection program.
19. The only thing Bruce Bowen can't stop is a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
20. This list was suppose to be 30 facts long, but Bruce Bowen stopped it.
1. Bruce Bowen never graduated from high school, because Bruce Bowen only gets D's.
2. Bruce Bowen sleeps in defensive stance.
3. The Grinch didn't steal Christmas, Bruce Bowen did.
4. Bruce Bowen can't grow hair, becuase Bruce Bowen's scalp unconsciously shuts down hair follicles.
5. Bruce Bowen played goalie for every team in the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League and still managed to have a 1.000 save percentage.
6. On Sesame Street, the letter "D" is ALWAYS brought to you by Bruce Bowen.
7. Bruce Bowen is still a virgin because Bruce Bowen refuses to score.
8. Bruce Bowen could take a charge for a paraplegic.
9. Jason Collier's autopsy reports show that he died from heart complications due to asphyxiation. It is rumored that he died from Bruce Bowen's suffocating defense.
10. If Bruce Bowen really wanted to, Bruce Bowen could stop time.
11. Norton AntiVirus was originally called Bruce Bowen
12. If Bruce Bowen was in Indonesia, Bruce Bowen would have boxed-out the tsunami.
13. Manu Ginobili once scored on Bruce Bowen in practice. No. No he didn't.
14. Bruce Bowen ate just one Lays potato chip.
15. Abstinence is 100 percent. Bruce Bowen is 101 percent.
16. Bruce Bowen's Ford Taurus doesn't have brakes. Bruce Bowen stops his car with basic defensive fundamentals.
17. There are only three sure things in life: death, taxes, and Bruce Bown shutting you the fuck down.
18. The last person to score against Bruce Bowen is in the witness protection program.
19. The only thing Bruce Bowen can't stop is a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
20. This list was suppose to be 30 facts long, but Bruce Bowen stopped it.