Hook Dem
01-03-2006, 10:23 AM
A Texas Tech graduate, a University of Texas grad and a Texas Aggie were
sitting in a bar in San Antonio. The view of the river was fantastic; the
beer was ice cold and the food exceptional. "But", said the guy from Tech,
"I still prefer the beer joints back in Lubbock. There's one place where
the owner goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy 4 beers, he will
buy the 5th."
The Longhorn said "Well, at my local bar in Austin, the owner will buy your
3rd drink after you've bought 2."
"Hell, that's nothin'," the Aggie responded. "Back in College Station
there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you
a drink and keep them coming all night. Then when you've had enough to
drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid. And it's all on the
house."
The Red Raider and the Longhorn immediately doubted the Aggie's claims.
"And this actually happened to you?" asked the Tech grad.
"No, not myself personally," admitted the Aggie. "But it did happen to my
sister."
sitting in a bar in San Antonio. The view of the river was fantastic; the
beer was ice cold and the food exceptional. "But", said the guy from Tech,
"I still prefer the beer joints back in Lubbock. There's one place where
the owner goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy 4 beers, he will
buy the 5th."
The Longhorn said "Well, at my local bar in Austin, the owner will buy your
3rd drink after you've bought 2."
"Hell, that's nothin'," the Aggie responded. "Back in College Station
there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you
a drink and keep them coming all night. Then when you've had enough to
drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid. And it's all on the
house."
The Red Raider and the Longhorn immediately doubted the Aggie's claims.
"And this actually happened to you?" asked the Tech grad.
"No, not myself personally," admitted the Aggie. "But it did happen to my
sister."