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Slomo
01-05-2006, 06:04 AM
http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html
I'm sure I've seen some of these in brochures :lol
Marklar MM
01-05-2006, 02:58 PM
seize bricks-and-clicks eyeballs
2Blonde
01-05-2006, 03:31 PM
generate compelling interfaces..... hmmm...sounds like fun :smokin
boutons_
01-05-2006, 03:46 PM
that's a great site.
If any of you have ever worked with MBAs and corporate drones, esp product/marketing types, they really speak bullshit like that. btw, it's like that with businesspeople in Europe, too. Total absence of orginal thought.
Of course, a similar web page could be set up for the 20 or so phrases every athlete parrots in every sport every time a mic is stuck in his/her face. :lol
SpursWoman
01-05-2006, 03:46 PM
utilize best-of-breed systems :eyebrows
iterate sexy mindshare :smokin
ShoogarBear
01-05-2006, 05:19 PM
monetize synergistic models
matrix bricks-and-clicks infrastructures
facilitate interactive applications
revolutionize back-end schemas
WTF is "bricks-and-clicks"? Combination of "brick-and-mortar" and Internet?
SpursWoman
01-05-2006, 05:25 PM
WTF is "bricks-and-clicks"? Combination of "brick-and-mortar" and Internet?
Yes. Where I work is a prime example. :lol
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