There are two types of people in this world... [Archive]

The sone

01-09-2006, 06:37 PM

You always hear others lumping humanity into two groups, so what two groups do you lump people into?

I'll start it off...

There are two types of people in this world,

the kind that lump people into two groups, and the kind that don't.

Samr

01-09-2006, 06:41 PM

Me

and

the rest of you fuckers

Samr

01-09-2006, 06:42 PM

(someone had to say it)

Spurs fans
and
the mentally handicap

ZStomp

01-09-2006, 07:47 PM

There are two types of people in the world:

1. Those who believe they are like everyone else
2. Those you believe there is no one else like them

ZStomp

01-09-2006, 07:48 PM

"There are two types of people in the world . . . MARINES and those that wish they were."

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SpursWoman

01-09-2006, 08:08 PM

There are two kinds of people in this world:

1. Those who think you should use the knife in the peanut butter before you use it in the jelly.

2. Those who think you should use the knife in the jelly before you use it in the peanut butter

SpursWoman

01-09-2006, 08:12 PM

There are only 2 kinds of people in the world:

1. MY kind of people

2. ASSHOLES

Faccia di Angelo

01-09-2006, 08:12 PM

there are two types of people in this world:
The kind that get it
The kind that don't

I don't get it :wtf lol

SpursWoman

01-09-2006, 08:13 PM

There are two kinds of people in the world:

1. Those who eat the donut first

2. Those who start with the hole

SpursWoman

01-09-2006, 08:15 PM

There's two kinds of people in the world:

1. Those at the end of a rope

2. Those who cut

bigzak25

01-09-2006, 08:45 PM

1. Me.

2. You.

1Parker1

01-10-2006, 09:20 AM

There are two kinds of people in this world:

1. Those who pour milk into the bowl first, before their cereal

2. Those who pour cereal into the bowl first, before their milk.

I'm the first :)

The sone

01-10-2006, 11:17 AM

There are two kinds of people in this world:

1. Those who pour milk into the bowl first, before their cereal

2. Those who pour cereal into the bowl first, before their milk.

I'm the first :)

i would never pour in the milk first...

The sone

01-10-2006, 11:17 AM

the kind that love jessica alba and the kind that dont...

or you can just say men and women.

1Parker1

01-10-2006, 11:18 AM

the kind that love jessica alba and the kind that dont...

or you can just say men and women.

:lmao :lmao

lilmads

01-10-2006, 11:19 AM

There are 10 types of people in this world..
Those who understand binary, and those who don't :)

1Parker1

01-10-2006, 11:19 AM

i would never pour in the milk first...

Weirdo. :blah

The sone

01-10-2006, 11:34 AM

There are 10 types of people in this world..
Those who understand binary, and those who don't :)

01010000111101001101010100101!!!
0101010110101001011010101010101010.

010101010101?

10100101010!!!!

Sportcamper

01-10-2006, 11:40 AM

There are two kinds of people in this world... Stupid people and the ones smart...

Sportcamper

01-10-2006, 11:41 AM

There are two kinds of people in this world... Those who post...Those who lurk...

katyon6th

01-10-2006, 11:42 AM

Glass half full people

Glass half empyt people

Sportcamper

01-10-2006, 11:42 AM

There are two kinds of people in this world... The well groomed, and the Red Sox....

Sportcamper

01-10-2006, 11:44 AM

There are two kinds of people in this world... Those who would consider seeing Brokeback Mountain.... And those who would rather gouge out their own eyes with a rusty chisel...

Slomo

01-10-2006, 11:44 AM

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01110101001000000111010001100001011011000110101101 101001011011100110011100100000
0110000101100010011011110111010101110100?

1Parker1

01-10-2006, 11:53 AM

^:lol My thought's exactly, I think he was trying to go for (lol)

Ballcox

01-10-2006, 12:03 PM

There are two types of people in this world:

1. Those who support the national championship football team at THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS and....

2. The sad buch of fans out there who have to now shield themselves from the burnt orange light of the National Champs.

Hook'em!

Sportcamper

01-10-2006, 12:16 PM

My High School Football Coach used to say....

There are two types of young men...Those that play football & those that play the radio...

CrazyOne

01-10-2006, 02:07 PM

There are three types of people in the world... those that can count and those that can't.

ShoogarBear

01-10-2006, 02:15 PM

Those who are on fire, and those who are not.

ShoogarBear

01-10-2006, 02:15 PM

Delete double post.

ShoogarBear

01-10-2006, 02:16 PM

1. Those who pour milk into the bowl first, before their cereal

2. Those who pour cereal into the bowl first, before their milk.

I'm the first :)

That's just freaking weird.

You realize that you're letting the volume of milk dictate how much cereal you eat?

1Parker1

01-10-2006, 02:48 PM

That's just freaking weird.

You realize that you're letting the volume of milk dictate how much cereal you eat?

And you do realize that you're letting the volume of cereal you eat dictate how much milk you drink?

Milk is good for you :)

SpursWoman

01-10-2006, 03:10 PM

You realize that you're letting the volume of milk dictate how much cereal you eat?

:lmao :lmao

I was thinking the exact same thing .... damn weirdo. :lol

SpursWoman

01-10-2006, 03:11 PM

Milk is good for you :).

Yeah, but I like Fruity Pebbles better. :spin

ShoogarBear

01-10-2006, 03:15 PM

And you do realize that you're letting the volume of cereal you eat dictate how much milk you drink?

No, because when I WANT TO DRINK MILK, I PUT IT IN A GLASS!!

:lmao

1Parker1

01-10-2006, 03:53 PM

No, because when I WANT TO DRINK MILK, I PUT IT IN A GLASS!!

:lmao

:lol Everyone knows Milk tastes much better when it's masked in cereal flavor...

Marklar MM

01-10-2006, 03:54 PM

Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags, baby thats all we need

and

Those who are against Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags.

(And yes, I am listening to Afroman right now)

Silver21_Black20

01-10-2006, 04:02 PM

There are two types of people...

1. Those that put a new roll of toilet paper back in the roll dispenser.
2. Those that place the new roll of toilet paper on top of the roll dispenser.

Jimcs50

01-10-2006, 04:12 PM

Those who waste their time on forums

Those who don't

Jimcs50

01-10-2006, 04:15 PM

No, because when I WANT TO DRINK MILK, I PUT IT IN A GLASS!!

:lmao

I never drink milk in a glass...I only drink it in cereal...but I eat cereal every day...even sometimes for dinner.

I pour the milk into the cereal....anyone who pours the milk first is just plain too weird to comprehend.

:)

MannyIsGod

01-10-2006, 04:18 PM

The kind that think I'm an asshole and the kind that haven't met me yet.

1Parker1

01-10-2006, 04:18 PM

I never drink milk in a glass...I only drink it in cereal...but I eat cereal every day...even sometimes for dinner.

I pour the milk into the cereal....anyone who pours the milk first is just plain too weird to comprehend.

:)

:lol :flipoff TO YOU ALL!! You're the freaks...pouring cereal first, yech! I mean, who doesn't like their cereal all soggy?

GiG's Doctor

01-10-2006, 04:20 PM

The kind that think I'm an asshole and the kind that haven't met me yet.Nice to finally meet you Manny.

MannyIsGod

01-10-2006, 04:20 PM

:lol :flipoff TO YOU ALL!! You're the freaks...pouring cereal first, yech! I mean, who doesn't like their cereal all soggy?Thats really fucking weird.

And you can't get as much cereal in the bowl!

ShoogarBear

01-10-2006, 04:23 PM

1Parker1 is finally, slowly, surely coming to the realization that she is a stone freak.

Spurminator

01-10-2006, 04:24 PM

There are 2 kinds of people in the world: Those who can spell and those who caint.

There are 2 kinds of people in the world: People who have never seen Chuck Norris, and dead people.

There are 2 kinds of people in the world: People who have an inflated sense of self worth, and me.

1Parker1

01-10-2006, 04:46 PM

Thats really fucking weird.

And you can't get as much cereal in the bowl!

Jeez, I'm getting outnumbered here. There has to be someone else on this forum who pours milk first into their cereal bowl! Come on people, admit it!

SpursWoman

01-10-2006, 04:48 PM

Sorry....Manny is right. You can't get as much cereal in the bowl.

And if you're talking about liking soggy cereal, you actually expedite the process by saturating the cereal from top to bottom. If you pour the milk in first, the top stays crunchy....and if you try to stir it up, a good portion of it will end up falling out. Then you have even less cereal in the bowl.

Freak. :lmao

1Parker1

01-10-2006, 05:04 PM

:lmao :lmao

1Parker1

01-10-2006, 05:05 PM

I don't even want to tell you all about some of my other "weird" quirks...

ShoogarBear

01-10-2006, 05:06 PM

Veering into WWP territory . . .

Trainwreck2100

01-10-2006, 05:07 PM

1)People that like me

2)People that can go to hell

tlongII

01-10-2006, 05:26 PM

Time travelers.
Non time travelers.

Jimcs50

01-10-2006, 05:29 PM

The sone

01-10-2006, 05:37 PM

Jeez, I'm getting outnumbered here. There has to be someone else on this forum who pours milk first into their cereal bowl! Come on people, admit it!

only when im eating grapenuts...

but i dont eat them all that often, i mean, cmon' grapes need their nuts after all, dont they?

Cant_Be_Faded

01-10-2006, 05:41 PM

those who thought USC would win the rosebowl

And those who thought UT would win the rosebowl

book it :smokin

tlongII

01-10-2006, 05:45 PM

Those that access gay porn sites.
Those that don't access gay porn sites.

Cant_Be_Faded

01-10-2006, 06:06 PM

lol, for the bajillionth time, mouse made those pics

i dont even have photoshop :smokin

Jimcs50

01-10-2006, 06:18 PM

Those that access gay porn sites.tlongThose that don't access gay porn sites. Jimcs50

Ed Helicopter Jones

01-10-2006, 06:34 PM

1Parker1

01-11-2006, 09:32 AM

I always had a feeling you were the kinky type!! :lol

We quiet ones usually are... :angel