OK this is the showstopper

[mookie2001]

these are the lyrics to eminems new song
i shit you not


Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you to spite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
"Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane
"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...

[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 2]
I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
"You always say that, you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight
Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing...

[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 3]
Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
"You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice
"Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..

[Chorus/Outro]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

"The worst thing in this world
is a Sucka MC
And If I ever went solo?
My favorite MC
would be me!"

--Phife Dog

[mookie2001]

I like that song where tribe raps about their moms popping perscription pills and how they hate their mom and how they hate their slut ex wife and about how they love their daughter because theyre her daddy and they wish they could be with here because shes their daughter and they love her

[ALVAREZ6]

Eminem blows

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Eminem blows

greatest alvarez quote ever

[mookie2001]

Understanding why MEN over the age of 18 would like eminem is like understanding theoretical wave particle phenomenon



implausable

[bigzak25]

You guys don't know talent. But your young. God has authorized me to forgive you. :tu

[Cant_Be_Faded]

zak did you get some wicked pills yet
just convince them that you're moderately sociopathic and that blogging has become your only outlet

they'll give you anything you want

[bigzak25]

zak did you get some wicked pills yet
just convince them that you're moderately sociopathic and that blogging has become your only outlet

they'll give you anything you want

I got abilify. I'ts not for sociopaths. It's for schizo's. :tu

i took one before i went to sleep last night. i feel much better now. :)

i finally feel like myself again. so i'm gonna go eat a gallon of rocky road and smoke a half pound of weed. hell? maybe i'll even try to get my no future engineering job back! :lol

[timvp]

Eminem is damn talented when he isn't in his whiny mode. If you just listen to radio eminem, then he comes across as a little bitch who you want to reach thru your speaker boxes and strangle. But he's actually a good rapper when he isn't trying to sell records to 13 year old girls.

[timvp]

Eminem - Renegade Lyrics
(jay z)
Motherf**kers -
say that I'm foolish I only talk about jewels (bling bling)
Do you fools listen to music or do you just skim through it?
See I'm influenced by the ghetto you ruined
That same dude you gave nothin, I made somethin doin
what I do through and through and
I give you the news - with a twist it's just his ghetto
point-of-view
The renegade; you been afraid
I penetrate pop culture, bring 'em a lot closer to the block
where they
pop toasters, and they live with they moms
Got dropped roasters, from botched robberies niggaz crossed
over
Mommy's knocked up cause she wasn't watched over
Knocked down by some clown when child support knocked
No he's not around - now how that sound to ya, jot it down
I bring it through the ghetto without ridin 'round
hidin down duckin strays from frustrated youths stuck in they
ways
Just read a magazine that f**ked up my day
How you rate music that thugs with nothin relate to it?
I help them see they way through it - not you
Can't step in my pants, can't walk in my shoes
Bet everything you worth; you lose your tie and your shirt

[Eminem]
Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear
it
But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear
it
Now who's these king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
usin his music to steer it sharin his views and his merits
But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't
hear it
Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America
as a motherf**kin drug addict - like you didn't experiment?
Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror
and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased
And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents
You f**kin do-gooders - too bad you couldn't do good at
marriage!
(Ha ha!) And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here I
don't
think you do so stay tuned and keep your ears glued to the
stereo
Cause here we go - he's {*Jigga joint Jigga-chk-Jigga*}
And I'm the sinister, Mr. Kiss-My-Ass it's just the

[Eminem]
RENEGADE! Never been afraid to say
what's on my mind at, any given time of day
Cause I'm a RENEGADE! Never been afraid to talk
about anything (ANYTHING) anything (ANYTHING), RENEGADE!

(jay z )
Never been afraid to say
what's on my mind at, any given time of day
Cause I'm a RENEGADE Never been afraid to holler
about anything anything? Anything ANYTHING!

(jay z)
I had to hustle, my back to the wall, ashy knuckles
Pockets filled with a lot of lint, not a cent
Gotta vent, lot of innocent of lives lost on the project bench
Whatchu hollerin? Gotta pay rent, bring dollars in
By the bodega, iron under my coat, feelin braver
Doo-rag wrappin my waves up, pockets full of hope
Do not step to me - I'm awkward, I box leftier often
My pops left me an orphan, my momma wasn't home
Could not stress to me I wasn't grown; 'specially on nights
I brought somethin home to quiet the stomach rumblings
My demeanor - thirty years my senior
My childhood didn't mean much, only raisin green up
Raisin my fingers to critics; raisin my head to the sky
Big I did it - multi before I die (nigga)
No lie, just know I chose my own fate
I drove by the fork in the road and went straight (WORST LINE IN RECORDED MUSIC HISTORY)

[Eminem]
See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare
Jesus Christ the King of these Latter Day Saints here
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me
as a monger of hate and Satan a scatter-brained atheist
But that ain't the case, see it's a matter of taste
We as a people decide if Shady's as bad as they say he is
Or is he the latter - a gateway to escape?
Media scapegoat, who they can be mad at today
See it's easy as cake, simple as whistlin Dixie
while I'm wavin the pistol at sixty Christians against me
Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
in holy water - no wonder they try to hold me under longer
I'm a motherf**kin spiteful, DELIGHTFUL eyeful
The new Ice Cube - motherf**kers HATE to like you
What did I do? (huh?) I'm just a kid from the gutter
makin this butter off these bloodsuckers, cause I'm a muh'f**kin

[Eminem]
RENEGADE! Never been afraid to say
what's on my mind at, any given time of day
Cause I'm a RENEGADE! Never been afraid to talk
about anything (ANYTHING) anything (ANYTHING), RENEGADE!

(jay z)
Never been afraid to say
what's on my mind at, any given time of day
Cause I'm a RENEGADE Never been afraid to holler
about anything anything? Anything ANYTHING!

[Eminem]
RENEGADE! Never been afraid to say
what's on my mind at, any given time of day
Cause I'm a RENEGADE! Never been afraid to talk
about anything (ANYTHING) anything (ANYTHING), RENEGADE!

(jay z)
Never been afraid to say
what's on my mind at, any given time of day
Cause I'm a RENEGADE Never been afraid to holler
about anything anything? Anything ANYTHING!

[timvp]

He utterly and unequivically owned Jay Z in that song.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Schizo? you're fucked up man. You should start writing down rhymes.
Kool Keith was in a psychiatric ward once...

If you think eminem's raps have anything resembling true substance, then you should be able to go triple platinum in one day, Ashlee Simpson style...

[bigzak25]

dude, eminem is THE rapper out their today, i'll give kanye some credit as well as i am a fan, but all the other rappers are rapping about pussy, money, drugs, violence, etc etc...you know...how big and badass they are...whatever.

that's cool. some of those beats and raps are tight as fuck.

BUT, when you got em coming on here rapping about LIFE. real fucking life, rapping about shit that, maybe not YOU, but alot of people can relate to, that's cool...

he's telling stories and the others are just putting out the bootie shakin music.

there is a place for each. but to hate on eminem by calling him a bad rapper is ignorant.

I mean, i understand that Laffy Taffy is a tour de force, but c'mon. :lol

[mookie2001]

I would rather become chief benefactor to the Oklahoma Sooner College Republican Alliance Against the Decriminilization of Marijuana

or the OSCRAADM

than listen to an entire eminem song

[Cant_Be_Faded]

dude, eminem is THE rapper out their today, i'll give kanye some credit as well as i am a fan, but all the other rappers are rapping about pussy, money, drugs, violence, etc etc...you know...how big and badass they are...whatever.

that's cool. some of those beats and raps are tight as fuck.

BUT, when you got em coming on here rapping about LIFE. real fucking life, rapping about shit that, maybe not YOU, but alot of people can relate to, that's cool...

he's telling stories and the others are just putting out the bootie shakin music.

there is a place for each. but to hate on eminem by calling him a bad rapper is ignorant.

I mean, i understand that Laffy Taffy is a tour de force, but c'mon. :lol



But I've yet to hear an eminem song without the word "Mom" or "Haylee"

[timvp]

I would rather become chief benefactor to the Oklahoma Sooner College Republican Alliance Against the Decriminilization of Marijuana

or the OSCRAADM

than listen to an entire eminem song

If you are stuck listening to a hip hop radio station, you praise God when an eminem song comes on. Compared to 99% of the "music" on there, it's freakin' Mozart.

[bigzak25]

Schizo? you're fucked up man. You should start writing down rhymes.
Kool Keith was in a psychiatric ward once...

If you think eminem's raps have anything resembling true substance, then you should be able to go triple platinum in one day, Ashlee Simpson style...


Timvp laying down some Truth. :tu

and me write down rhymes? nahhh. :lol

but no subtance? what are you talking about?

he's rapping about how he's never been there for his daughter and how he and his turbulent relationship with his ex has led Kim to even want to slit her wrists....but dude...in other music, he raps about how he caught her boning some dude when he came home from work early...

he's rapping about his life in alot of his tracks.

i have wondered if 'Curtain Call' was a prelude to his suicide, ala Kurt Cobain..but i don't think he'd do it....but who knows...he's crazy just like i am...:lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

If you are stuck listening to a hip hop radio station, you praise God when an eminem song comes on. Compared to 99% of the "music" on there, it's freakin' Mozart.


You can't be serious!

The laffy taffy song, the Grillz song, Get ya shine on, Sole Survivor, are all better than a radio eminem song.

At least you can bump and grind to them, or at least drink a Steel Reserve and chill out to them. When you hear a high pitched punk whining about his personal problems it just makes me want to puke.

[timvp]

You can't be serious!

The laffy taffy song, the Grillz song, Get ya shine on, Sole Survivor, are all better than a radio eminem song.

At least you can bump and grind to them, or at least drink a Steel Reserve and chill out to them. When you hear a high pitched punk whining about his personal problems it just makes me want to puke.

Some eminem songs are horrid but his better radio songs (which still suck compared to his other work) destroy three of those four songs you mentioned.

[timvp]

How many times can you listen to

DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
SHAKE YOUR LAFFY TAFFY

[Kori Ellis]

Some eminem songs are horrid but his better radio songs (which still suck compared to his other work) destroy three of those four songs you mentioned.

Hell No.

Don't start dissing my laffy taffy song.

[timvp]

I mean yeah that was the one good song.

:smokin

[bigzak25]

for instance, right now?

i like eminems when i'm gone, but have you seen his Shake That track?

that's the booty shaker your looking for guys. :tu

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Some eminem songs are horrid but his better radio songs (which still suck compared to his other work) destroy three of those four songs you mentioned.


what would you consider are his better radio songs

[Cant_Be_Faded]

How many times can you listen to

DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
DUN DUN TA
SHAKE YOUR LAFFY TAFFY

I have it on repeat on windows media player right now :fro

[bigzak25]

well gusy, that's the thing. a good song is a good song, but there are different ways to judge.

laffy taffy is no rap song. it's a booty shaker. and if the honies are dancing and the beat is tight? who gives a fuck what the words are....

[timvp]

I have it on repeat on windows media player right now :fro

So does Kori.

[bigzak25]

dun dun ta does get on my nerves after a while....if i didn't have candy to look at...there would be a problem...

and now? having said that...i want to hear the song...where's limewire?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

So does Kori.


hahahhaha

[timvp]

is 50 cent worse than eminem? <--the question that keeps me up at night

50 cent is trash.

[mookie2001]

did anyone actually read the entire song

any rapper who decides to put that
on a CD
on their work
of ART

sucks.
((.)this a period)

[Guru of Nothing]

Everytime I read a thread about rap music, I understand how a dog must feel watching a card trick [/Bill Hick's material]

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Bill Hicks. One of my true Heroes. God dammit why do the best people always die young...

[Marklar MM]

I'm white too, but I can't rap,
All my rhymes sound like crap.
But when I bust a hella tight beat,
I gotta get up and a jiggle my feet.