Holy crap, I've got a crush on a woman...

[adrienne]

So I was checking out Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease (don't judge me! :lol ) for something other than running to do....and wow, is that woman gorgeous. I never really thought that much of her, but she has basically the perfect body and the most amazing eyes known to man. Lucky girl, that one. :depressed

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Excuse me while I go change my pants.

[Guru of Nothing]

Somebody wants some attention.

[bigzak25]

did you touch yourself?

please tell me you did...please...i don't care if you really did...just TELL me you did...:D

[adrienne]

Aww, I'm sorry Guru. Maybe you should get a dog? They make excellent companions...

[bigzak25]

i'm tired of the teasing adrienne...when is your fine ass coming to a GTG in satown?

[imNOTgay]

man..she dissappeared FAST didn't she...:lmao

[Guru of Nothing]

Aww, I'm sorry Guru. Maybe you should get a dog? They make excellent companions...

... and if I want another child, I'll call you.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Somebody wants some attention.

Who? Johnny Blaze?

:lmao

[imNOTgay]

if those lips of hers are real? i'll switch teams and marry her. dayum, those lips are fine. :smokin

[Guru of Nothing]

Sorry fellas. I didn't mean to mouth off and chase Adrienne away.

Forgive me Zac, for I have sinned ....

[Trainwreck2100]

:tu :tu :tu

[ShoogarBear]

Guru, you're an angry old bitter ball-busted man.

Adrienne, come back . . .

Heeeere, Adrienne, heeeeeere Adrienne . . .


http://www.cinema-stars.com/CarmenElectra/images/01.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

I always said that if I was going to do a woman it would be Carmen Electra or Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Good choice, Adrienne.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.prettycelebrities.net/actrices/carmen_electra/carmen_electra4.jpg

http://members.fortunecity.com/johnrobinson8/scanse/electra/Carmen%20Electra11.jpg


http://www.republika.pl/carmen_electra_nude231/carmen-electra-010.jpg

These are for you Adrienne.

[Trainwreck2100]

A believe an angel just got it's wings

[ShoogarBear]

I always said that if I was going to do a woman it would be Carmen Electra or Catherine Zeta-Jones.
So now we're up to a three-way? Blaze is going to have to hit the outlets tomorrow.

What about Angelina Jolie (aka The Lesbian Maker)?

[Kori Ellis]

What about Angelina Jolie (aka The Lesbian Maker)?

I think Spurswoman and ObiWan Ginobili want to do her.

[ShoogarBear]

I think Spurswoman and ObiWan Ginobili want to do her.*whimper*

[midgetonadonkey]

I think Spurswoman and ObiWan Ginobili want to do her.

I'd love to watch that.

[Jekka]

I'm more partial to Salma Hayek and Virginia Madsen personally. Angelina kind of weirds me out with the death obsession.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm only two degrees of separation from Salma (know a guy who went to school with Edward Norton).

[Jekka]

I'm only two degrees of separation from Salma (know a guy who went to school with Edward Norton).

Damn, you should have taken advantage of that while she and Ed Norton were still together.

[Melmart1]

I'm more partial to Salma Hayek and Virginia Madsen personally

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

[KEDA]

Im going to go get some popcorn now!

[Kori Ellis]

Im going to go get some popcorn now!

Is "popcorn" a code word for lube these days?

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, you should have taken advantage of that while she and Ed Norton were still together.Ya. You don't think I tried?

"Hey, uh, yeah, Dave, uh why don't you invite your boy to fly over from LA and um, yeah, have him bring Salma with. Yeah, you guys can have my Skins tickets and we'll just keep ourselves occupied."

[CharlieMac]

Angelina has a hell of a forehead. Or is it her face? I don't know, there's something I dont like about her.

[Melmart1]

No!@!

[Kori Ellis]

Hi Melmart. What's up?

[MI21]

My last girlfriend bought those DVD's.

I never did get to see her perform what she learnt from them though :lol

[SequSpur]

bunch of queers....

[SpursWoman]

I think Spurswoman and ObiWan Ginobili want to do her.


:tu


Carmen ain't bad, either. Now I know what I can go get at Best Buy with the GC I got for my birthday....thanks! :spin

[Melmart1]

Hi Melmart. What's up?

Hi, Kori. I must have left before I saw this. Nothing much is up except that I am in hell (South New Jersey).

I am not a lesbian (not that there is anything wrong with that), but some women are beautiful and there is nothing wrong with crushing on them. So I thought I would add to this thread.

I just realized that 3/4 of my posts here are in a lesbian thread. I must go post somewhere else now :lol

[ShoogarBear]

I am not a lesbian

I just realized that 3/4 of my posts here are in a lesbian thread.

Don't fight it!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I am not a lesbian (not that there is anything wrong with that), but some women are beautiful and there is nothing wrong with crushing on them. So I thought I would add to this thread.

I just realized that 3/4 of my posts here are in a lesbian thread. I must go post somewhere else now


Don't fight it!


http://img77.exs.cx/img77/5392/fightthepower8dx.jpg

[Melmart1]

:flipoff :lol

Maybe I will go pad my post count in the Quattro, since you guys (successfully) baited me into posting here again. Worked for Batman!

[ShoogarBear]

4/6 :tu

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Carmen is gorgeous, incredibly gorgeous, but as far as doing her goes....i think i would be hesistant to do her cuz she also seems kinda gross.

I'd rather be with Vaness Macias over Carmen Electra any day.

[tlongII]

Carmen is gorgeous, incredibly gorgeous, but as far as doing her goes....i think i would be hesistant to do her cuz she also seems kinda gross.

I'd rather be with Vaness Macias over Carmen Electra any day.


Hesitant for about 2 seconds.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

She's done prince...that's the line

[pache100]

She's done prince...that's the line

Not to mention Dennis the Menace.

[FrankWhite]

I always said that if I was going to do a woman it would be Carmen Electra or Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Good choice, Adrienne.


carmen is ehhh...and cat has been douglas'd.


are we talking just to screw or to make looooove to.


the screw would be this yummy lady,







http://www.slashkillyourself.net/images2/darka.gif

but the make love girl would have to be








http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/1499/92ou.gif
:tu oh yeah. :tu
Amen.

[FrankWhite]

Hesitant for about 2 seconds.


and done in 4!!! :lmao

[samikeyp]

yum. :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.aerobicstriptease.com/store/_images/carmen_electra_2_800_600.jpg

[E20]

Is "popcorn" a code word for lube these days?
Why use lube when you can use your spit.....................:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao

[JoeChalupa]

Carmen is fine.

[JoePublic]

Yes she is.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/236/carmenmoan4qy.gif

[ChumpDumper]

Yeah, a few too many times around the block. A guy would have to double-bag to be sure. Even then....

[velik_m]

so it's true... all women are lesbians!

[xcoriate]

this thread was hot

[Mixability]

Yes she is.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/236/carmenmoan4qy.gif

bad angle and/or horrible lighting

:vomit