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Nbadan
01-16-2006, 04:36 AM
Apparently so,

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0688174418.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Source: Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0688174418/qid=995667789/sr=2-1/ref=aps_sr_b_1_1/102-8360779-3342515?n=283155)

Make that 2 books!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1591609186.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg
Dubya - Published Author

:lol

Brutalis
01-16-2006, 06:52 AM
You know good and well Bush doesn't know how to write. Someone else typed it for him for sure.

spurster
01-16-2006, 11:44 AM
Maybe he dictated it while he was clearing brush.

midgetonadonkey
01-16-2006, 11:56 AM
Shouldn't he have bigger things to worry about than writing a book?

exstatic
01-16-2006, 11:59 AM
The funny thing will be his library. Expect a heavy dose of Dr. Seuss. :lol

exstatic
01-16-2006, 11:59 AM
BTW, if there are no made up words in it? He didn't fucking write it....

hussker
01-16-2006, 12:51 PM
Is that Laura or Barbara on his finger????
Powell...the former White House Pimp Daddy!

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/george-bush-stinks.jpg

Cant_Be_Faded
01-16-2006, 02:11 PM
"On God and Country" ?????

I SWEAR TO YOU ALL THE DAYS ARE APPROACHING FAST to when he will release "My Struggle"

It will be revolutionary and cause many neocons to complete their transformation into idiot zombies

Melmart1
01-16-2006, 03:02 PM
Did you guys know George Bush has a blog too?

Today's excerpt:

My fellow Bloggers,

I know I have not had time to respond to all of your kind comments, but I don't have a lot of time to spend on these internets. I am too busy reading newspapers (gotcha!) and finding out where all the nookular weapons are in the world to figure out this e-mail stuff. In fact, I am not even typing this, I am using the speak and type thing that Condi gave to me, so I can multi-task and have my hands free to thumb wrestle with Karl Rove. I like Karl. He is a good friend and be brings me my pills everyday, too. I don't know exactly what the pills are, but he says they are good for me. I hope they aren't from Canada though, cus we all know those cheap prescription drugs that don't come from the rich pharmaceutical companies are dangerous!

I wish I could write in here more often, but being President isn't all fun and games (you lied to me, Dad!). I have to continue to convince people that we really do have allies besides Great Britain, that we had a plan in Iraq and that listening in on your phone conversations is good for you and stuff. Oh, and I have to figure out what exacty a stem cell is. I just know that it's bad.

Well, I am off to Crawford. But it's not all vacation fun, either. There is this crazy bitch who kept camping out on my driveway last time and calling the press. Something about wanting to meet with me. I am way too busy keeping up with the news of the world in the newspapers (gotcha again!) to deal with her.

See you in a month after Crawford,
Georgie.

Ocotillo
01-17-2006, 10:34 AM
Are those coloring books?

Oh, Gee!!
01-17-2006, 12:29 PM
Did you guys know George Bush has a blog too?

Today's excerpt:

My fellow Bloggers,

I know I have not had time to respond to all of your kind comments, but I don't have a lot of time to spend on these internets. I am too busy reading newspapers (gotcha!) and finding out where all the nookular weapons are in the world to figure out this e-mail stuff. In fact, I am not even typing this, I am using the speak and type thing that Condi gave to me, so I can multi-task and have my hands free to thumb wrestle with Karl Rove. I like Karl. He is a good friend and be brings me my pills everyday, too. I don't know exactly what the pills are, but he says they are good for me. I hope they aren't from Canada though, cus we all know those cheap prescription drugs that don't come from the rich pharmaceutical companies are dangerous!

I wish I could write in here more often, but being President isn't all fun and games (you lied to me, Dad!). I have to continue to convince people that we really do have allies besides Great Britain, that we had a plan in Iraq and that listening in on your phone conversations is good for you and stuff. Oh, and I have to figure out what exacty a stem cell is. I just know that it's bad.

Well, I am off to Crawford. But it's not all vacation fun, either. There is this crazy bitch who kept camping out on my driveway last time and calling the press. Something about wanting to meet with me. I am way too busy keeping up with the news of the world in the newspapers (gotcha again!) to deal with her.

See you in a month after Crawford,
Georgie.


funniest post of 2006

Vashner
01-17-2006, 02:06 PM
At least he can write a book.. Unlike you morons that just post links to other liberal media..

mookie2001
01-17-2006, 02:10 PM
"On God and Country" ?????

I SWEAR TO YOU ALL THE DAYS ARE APPROACHING FAST to when he will release "My Struggle"

It will be revolutionary and cause many neocons to complete their transformation into idiot zombies

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

nkdlunch
01-17-2006, 02:24 PM
He drew pictures and someone translated them to words

Melmart1
01-17-2006, 03:40 PM
I seriously doubt he wrote the book himself. There are such a thing as ghostwriters, I would bet big money he used one.

Real money, not the vbookie kind.

Dos
01-17-2006, 04:03 PM
hell if W took a crap.. I am sure someone would be pissed off....

nkdlunch
01-17-2006, 04:43 PM
hell if W took a crap.. I am sure someone would be pissed off....

he did take 2 craps and published them. Check the first post.