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baseline bum
01-21-2006, 03:59 AM
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He shoots. He scores. He bails!
The Los Angeles Shaker's star player Tobey Bryan, is in trouble. Tobey Bryan's Backcourt Violation delves into the sordid life of a rich, powerful sports superstar who craves anal sex as much as he covets another championship ring. When you have a sneaker after you, women tend to be quite accomodating. Blowjobs, threesomes and gangbangs come as easy as a snap of the fingers. Jock-loving babes will ride your rod then beg for a load of hot jizz on their face. But our booty-banging hero learns that celebrity sex isn't all fun and games; when he sticks his dick in the wrong tramp all hell breaks loose. The verdict is in: Tobey Bryan's Backcourt Violation is a hardcore winner.

Runtime: 81 minutes


Directed by Stuart Canterbury
Starring: Keiko, Kate Kaptive, Allison Wyte, Capri, Mya Mason, Dwayne Cummings, Kyle Stone, Julian St. Jox, Trevor and Sean Michaels.
HUSTLER Video

Review:

"I'll be good," promises L.A. Shakers center Tobey Bryan at the outset of HUSTLER's sexy satire of a current sports-related rape drama. Yeah, right, Tobey! The b-ball superstar is holed up at the Hotel Anal, where the chicks are insatiable, and no one cries, "Foul!" Game-loving sluts Keiko, Kate Kaptive and Mya Mason try to get at Bryan's piece, and their quest for jock cock is the backbone of the story. The opener features team owner Gary Gus getting a sloppy blowjob from a busty superfan who eagerly eats his goopy load. Then it's down to the court for a game of "shirts and skins" between a duo of horny Shakers girls and two big, black studs who soon score some three-pointers in the babes' muck chutes. Later, when Tobey needs a massage, Kaptive provides the rubdown and some intense ATM action. Backcourt Violation takes it to the hole admirably.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
01-21-2006, 04:06 AM
Not a bad title, but it doesn't overtake Schindler's Fist...

spursjustice
01-21-2006, 06:55 AM
:lmao

SLOVENIAN 8
01-21-2006, 07:26 AM
lol :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

drivanroca
01-21-2006, 08:39 AM
Not a bad title, but it doesn't overtake Schindler's Fist...


:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

polandprzem
01-21-2006, 11:29 AM
Is this some kind of porno movie?

SpursWoman
01-21-2006, 12:10 PM
:lmao

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
01-21-2006, 06:37 PM
glad-he-ate-her (gladiator)
shaving ryans privates

There's better than that out there:

YourAssLick Park

Tea Bagger Vance

Big Trouble in Little Vagina

Summers
01-21-2006, 09:18 PM
Titty Titty Gang Bang will always be my favorite.

E20
01-21-2006, 09:23 PM
Aren't you a woman?

nkdlunch
01-21-2006, 09:36 PM
where does he get the time to play professional ball AND film porn!?

Summers
01-21-2006, 09:43 PM
Aren't you a woman?

Are you talking to me?

E20
01-21-2006, 09:56 PM
Yes

Summers
01-21-2006, 09:57 PM
Yes

I am.

E20
01-21-2006, 10:02 PM
I am.
And you watch porn?

Summers
01-21-2006, 10:03 PM
And you watch porn?

Why do men think women don't watch porn? We don't let our genitals do our thinking for us, but, yes, women get horny and when there's not a penis handy, sometimes a girl just has to take care of business herself.

E20
01-21-2006, 10:05 PM
Is Masturbation wrong?

Summers
01-21-2006, 10:06 PM
Is Masturbation wrong?

:lol

E20
01-21-2006, 10:08 PM
Serious question here!!!!

Summers
01-21-2006, 10:10 PM
Serious question here!!!!

WTF? Obviously I don't think so if I'm publicly declaring I do it.

E20
01-21-2006, 10:11 PM
I'm just checking to call bull shit on all the girls I've asked if they finger themselves.

Summers
01-21-2006, 10:13 PM
Why the hell do you ask girls that? Maybe they use vibrators instead.

E20
01-21-2006, 10:17 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

GO SPurs Go
01-22-2006, 01:03 AM
This thread is worthless without pics.
Dude how about you go watch your porn and leave this forum. By the way you also might consider getting a life. If you want to talk about porn go to xxx.com or some shit like that, and no...... asking girls if they finger themselves will NOT make you popular here..........

polandprzem
01-22-2006, 02:24 AM
Well now it's not funny at all. :depressed

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
01-22-2006, 02:25 AM
Terrible threadjack IMO...

hussker
01-22-2006, 02:28 AM
Why the hell do you ask girls that? Maybe they use vibrators instead.


Bought my wife the Eroscillator about 5 yrs ago for when I was deployed...I cannot get in edgewise!
AND, my electric bill is through the roof! HAHAHA

Summers
01-22-2006, 10:08 AM
Bought my wife the Eroscillator about 5 yrs ago for when I was deployed...I cannot get in edgewise!
AND, my electric bill is through the roof! HAHAHA

:lol Nonsense! Nothing replaces flesh and blood. :)

rayray2k8
01-23-2006, 06:16 PM
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1700/kobe2ke.jpg

He shoots. He scores. He bails!
The Los Angeles Shaker's star player Tobey Bryan, is in trouble. Tobey Bryan's Backcourt Violation delves into the sordid life of a rich, powerful sports superstar who craves anal sex as much as he covets another championship ring. When you have a sneaker after you, women tend to be quite accomodating. Blowjobs, threesomes and gangbangs come as easy as a snap of the fingers. Jock-loving babes will ride your rod then beg for a load of hot jizz on their face. But our booty-banging hero learns that celebrity sex isn't all fun and games; when he sticks his dick in the wrong tramp all hell breaks loose. The verdict is in: Tobey Bryan's Backcourt Violation is a hardcore winner.

Runtime: 81 minutes

oh gee how ironic!!! :lol


Quote:




Directed by Stuart Canterbury
Starring: Keiko, Kate Kaptive, Allison Wyte, Capri, Mya Mason, Dwayne Cummings, Kyle Stone, Julian St. Jox, Trevor and Sean Michaels.
HUSTLER Video

Review:

"I'll be good," promises L.A. Shakers center Tobey Bryan at the outset of HUSTLER's sexy satire of a current sports-related rape drama. Yeah, right, Tobey! The b-ball superstar is holed up at the Hotel Anal, where the chicks are insatiable, and no one cries, "Foul!" Game-loving sluts Keiko, Kate Kaptive and Mya Mason try to get at Bryan's piece, and their quest for jock cock is the backbone of the story. The opener features team owner Gary Gus getting a sloppy blowjob from a busty superfan who eagerly eats his goopy load. Then it's down to the court for a game of "shirts and skins" between a duo of horny Shakers girls and two big, black studs who soon score some three-pointers in the babes' muck chutes. Later, when Tobey needs a massage, Kaptive provides the rubdown and some intense ATM action. Backcourt Violation takes it to the hole admirably.





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Brutalis
01-23-2006, 07:09 PM
Lmao!!!

rayray2k8
01-24-2006, 01:00 AM
The 81 will only promote the fucking movie